Hello, all! I'm not abandoning Tweenland, but I want to at least put up the first few episodes of what hopes to be a good idea.
The camera opens up to a young man, who looked to be about 17-18, with red hair, a green shirt blue jeans and grey shoes sitting in a chair, with a remote in one hand , and a large flatscreen in the wall. On the other wall were pictures of the previous winners: Owen, Beth, Heather and Lightning, with the All-Stars slot empty for the moment. He turned to the camera, and smiled.
"Hello!" The youth said. "My name is Brian, the new host of Total Drama. Chris's parole expired, and the producers wanted a new host to reflect the new theme of the show. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the cast release for the new season of Total Drama."
He then turned on the TV, which revealed the first contestant. She was a pale red-haired girl with blue eyes. She wore a pastel-green halter top with beige shorts and white shoes. Her expression was a haughty one, acting like she owned the planet.
On the screen was a caption that had this description, colored red:
Alexis- The Diva
Brian began talking. "Alexis isn't the nicest person in the game. Heck, she's one of the meanest. But, the question is how early she will go."
He then changed the channel to another girl. This one was a blue-eyed blonde who wore a white, unzipped hoodie over a blue shirt and a white skirt. Her expression was nice, but competitive. Her caption, colored green, said this:
Brooke- The Natural-Born Leader
Brian spoke up. "Brooke is a good leader, but can be a bit bossy. Will she be a Courtney or a Brick, is a question up in the air.
He then changed the channel to a boy. He was a brown-eyed blonde who had a foul and smug expression. His attire consisted of a cyan polo shirt, black jeans and grey shoes.
His caption was colored red, saying:
Colton- The Jerk
"As you can tell," Brian said. "Colton isn't a nice guy. In fact, I think he's a douchebag through and through. This punk does something so bad, well, I can't spoil it, but it's horrible."
The fourth contestant was another boy. He had black hair and eyes. He wore a red t-shirt and blue jeans with white sneakers.
His caption was green, stating:
David- The Gay Dude
"David is our first openly homosexual teen," said Brian. "He's one of those that you wouldn't know, unless he told you. I think he's solid. He knows how to play the game, and is a likable guy."
The channel changed to a smiling brunette Latina. She was clad in an orange bikini, and only that. It took Brian a few moments to recover, as her green caption appeared.
Desiree- The Fanservice
"Desiree," Brian began, "was NOT accepted because of her looks. She's a good person and a huge fan of the series."
The next teen was a stoic African-Canadian boy with a shaved head and muscular body. His attire was an orange hoodie and green pants with grey shoes. His caption was red.
Drake- The Ex-Con
"Drake is a former juvie like Duncan, but he's actually a changed guy," Brian said. "A problem of his is that he has this naturally intimidating aura, but other than that, a cool dude."
Teen # 7 was a Chinese-Canadian girl. Her dyed-violet hair made her stand out from the other teens, and gave her a unique look. Her clothes were also odd, a lime-green tube-top and black sweatpants with grey socks and black sandals. Her caption, colored red was:
Gina- The Goof
"Gina," Brian began. "is something, I'll tell you. She's a random girl that always surprises me. She definitely fits the theme of this season."
The next teen was another girl. This one was a green-eyed redhead wearing a sleeveless yellow shirt that enhanced her chest but like Gina wore baggy sweatpants, but hers were blue. Her shoes were blue as well. Her caption was green, reading:
Iris- The Athletic Amputee
"Yeah, kinda spoiled it," Brian admitted. "But it's true, Iris has an amputated leg. She wears a prostetic, but she wears it under her pants."
The next contestant was a boy. He was blond, but it was much darker than Brooke and Colton's. His eyes were blue. His attire was a black T-Shirt with blue jeans and black shoes. His caption was colored green, reading:
Keith- The Straight Man
"Okay, before you people get any ideas," Brian began with a slightly annoyed tone. "Know this: Keith is the guy who likes to keep it real. There's one in every show! He's not a secretly gay guy, nor does David like him. But, he can be a bit mouthy and act before thinking. Let's see if it bites him in the butt."
The next one was a black girl with short hair. She wore a pink halter-top with blue jean shorts and white flip-flops. She had a nasty look on her face. Her caption was colored green, reading:
Kylie- The Drama Starter
Brian frowned as he began to explain this one. "Kylie was not an audition, but was recruited to compete. The twist: She won't win the main prize, but a special one of $ 50,000. Her role is to cause drama among the competition. I'm personally against it, but I also like to keep my job."
The eleventh teen was male. His hair was dyed blue, but was in some fusion of a pompadour and a mohawk. Yes, I am not making this up, there is a hairstyle like that. The boy's clothes consisted of a violet shirt and grey torn jeans with white shoes. His caption was colored red, showing this label:
Matt- The Otaku Metalhead
"Matt," Brain began, noticing how repetitive he was sounding. "is also quite the character. He may look and act goofy, but is a cool guy at heart."
Teen twelve was a girl. She had her brown hair in a bun and had serious-looking brown eyes to match. Her attire was akin to a businesswoman and her posture was that of a clear kill-joy. Her caption was red, reading:
Natalie- The Extremely Moral Girl
Brian sighed at this one in annoyance. "Natalie is one of those people who try very hard to be the "nicest person around" but are really just irritating. Trust me, she goes after a few people, some more than others."
The final third kicked off with a black-haired boy with glasses. He wore a pink polo shirt with khaki pants and brown shoes. The boy had a somewhat crafty look to him. His caption, colored red, was:
Paul- The Schemer
"Paul is a huge fan of Total Drama," said Brian. "He wants to play the game hardcore and fast, but that's not a guarenteed victory."
The screen changed yet again. This time, it changed to a black and blue-haired girl. She wore a grey top, had a black skirt and dark blue heels. Her expression was one of gloom, like nothing mattered in the world. her red-colored caption read:
Permelia- The Emo Babe
"This is Permelia," Brian said. "Well, it's not her real name, but she insisted on being referred to as it. She's a bit gloom-and-doom, but so was Gwen, and she turned out great!"
The next contestant was an excited-looking girl. She had vibrant red hair with onyx eyes. She wore a white T-shirt with a blue knee-length skirt and blue shoes. Her caption was colored green, reading:
Trini- The Nerdy Cheerleader
"Trini is a mega-fan of the series," said Brian. "Like really mega. She sent in seventeen audition tapes. But she's still good for a laugh and smile."
The third-to-last teen was a slightly chubby brunette boy wearing glasses. He had on a blue polo with black shorts. His expression was tranquil. The boy's green caption read:
Tristan- The Quiet Observer
Brain let out an exasperated sigh. He couldn't wait until this was over, he had been holding this pee in since he started. Stupid unlimited Mountain Dew refills! Anyway, he opened his mouth and began explaining. "Tristan is a quiet guy, but he's likeable enough. He wants to be a psychologist as an adult, so he joined TD to see how people act in a show like this. Well, Tris, be careful what you wish for…"
The next teen was a tanned black-haired male. He wore a white tank-top under a blue denim jacket and blue jeans. On the jacket was his name, which also was on the screen colored in red.
Vinny- The Mechanic
"Vinny, like Anne Maria is from New Jersey," said Brian. "But, thankfully, he isn't a walking stereotype. Vinny's a cool guy, but a bit stubborn at times."
The final teen (not final enough in Brian's opinion) was a scrawny platinum-blond boy. He wore an orange shirt and black shorts with white trainers. His label was colored green, saying:
Zev- The Weakest Link
Brain cleared his throat as he began. "Zev, is well, just what his label implies. The dude's as strong as a piece of straw. Some like him managed to make it far, but can he?"
He then turns to face the camera, and continues speaking.
"Well, that's the cast. And while I can's spoil the twist, I can assure you that this season will be the craziest yet! So tune in for an all-new season of Canada's most famous reality show. I'm Brian Clarke and this has been the cast release of…
TOTAL…
DRAMA…
MIX-UP!
Well, that's the gang! If anyone's wondering, this story is based on Agreenparrot's awesome story Total Drama Switcheroo. I've asked permission to use the main twist, and he's on board. I hope to make this a good story for him.
Well, until, next time, ja ne!
- Brian