WHY HAS NO ONE DONE THIS? Oh well, I can be the first. YAY!
And to clarify. Seras is not in this because I consider her more of a subplot than anything else.
A slow, faint heartbeat with a black backdrop, with the words in white fading into view and zooming in. 'Coming this Fall….'
"Don't think you're merely dealing with another ordinary vampire."
In comes the voice of famed voice actor Al Chalk.
'In a world where creatures of the night claim innocent lives…..'
"Who the hell are you?"
Mostly random shots of Alucard walking with the duster floating behind him.
"The Royal Protestant Knights spent 100 years in the making…."
'One of their own will stand against them.'
There is just a back shot with the trademark hat, panning upwards.
The screen flashes to white, showing only his sunglasses.
"Your Death."
Cue operatic choir score in Latin about Death and War.
Now…
The silhouette of the Major is shown with the symbol of the SS behind him.
"I love blasting the enemy to smithereens with artillery salvos that thunder across the lines of battle."
As the line plays, the cut shows the Battle of London.
He must prevent a war that will make or break his chance of finding the one…
Cue the shots of the battles between Alucard and Anderson.
That will kill him.
"I cannot be killed by DOGS."
Flash shots of the blood and gore ranging from Luke's death, the Hotel in Brazil, and Rip Van Winkle's gruesome slaughter. The shots go by faster and faster until they come to a climax. A white flash brings it all down to black.
"It takes a man in order to kill a monster."
The name "HELLSING" fades in.
The words 'Coming Soon to a theatre near you.' fade in in subtitle while the audio plays.
"My orders are simple. Search and Destroy."
"As you wish. My master."
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