"Gamer4 in," Gamer4 said, as he sat down in the dining room of the smash mansion, wondering vaguely to himself why he was referring to himself in a) third person, and b) in past tense. Shrugging it off, he said, "Hello, people, and welcome to Super Smash Bros. Truth or Dare! I know it's not exactly what you'd call an original idea, but I've read stories like these before, and the insanity and randomness that ensued was just too tempting to resist giving it a shot. I recently somehow gained complete control over the world of the Smash Bros., and so I decided to give it a try."
Suddenly, Ganondorf burst in. "Why even try?" he sneered. "We know you'll suck."
"Beat it," Gamer4 said, throwing Ganondorf out the window and into the parking lot of the mansion. "Anyways, since I have no dares currently, I cannot go through with a chapter currently. So, even though this chapter has been painfully short, I must say goodbye. Please R&R, constructive criticism accepted (And dares!) Flames are always bad, Gamer4 out."