Unga Bunga's
Death
Note: I'm writing this cause that idiot, Unga Bunga, is pissing me off. This is what I think
should happen to him after Banjo and Kazooie snag back the stolen treasure.
Banjo: Where's our last Jiggy in Mayahem Temple, Kazooie?
Kazooie: It's that temple right there.
*the two enter the temple and notice a funny looking character*
Banjo: What's wrong with you?
Creature: Some caveman stole Targitzan's sacred treasure.
Kazooie: What did he look like?
Creature: He called himself Unga Bunga, and he's a caveman from Terrydactyland. There's an
entrance to his cave in the outside of this temple. I'll open it up for you.
*the guy opens the other temple door*
Banjo: There's the Flight Pad. Let's go, Kazooie.
*the two fly into the entrance, and find Unga Bunga's cave*
Unga: Stealing is hard. Unga needs sleep.
Kazooie: There's the treasure!
Banjo: Keep it down, Kazooie. He'll wake up if he hears us.
*Banjo tip-toes over to the treasure*
Unga: Huh? Get out Unga Bunga's cave!
???: I don't think so!
*a strange human enters the cave*
???: I'm fed up with you Unga! You must DIE!
*the human grabs a gun and shoots Unga in the head*
Unga: Unga dying. Unga don't deserve this.
???: My name's Ken, and I think that you DO! You've annoyed me one too many times on B-T, and
it's time you paid the ULTIMATE price!
*Unga falls over, dead, in a pool of blood*
Ken: Grab the treasure, Banjo, so we can get out of this place.
*Banjo grabs the treasure, but before he, Kazooie, and Ken leave, Ken sets Unga's corpse on fire*
Ken: Now you know what happens when you get me mad!
The End
Death
Note: I'm writing this cause that idiot, Unga Bunga, is pissing me off. This is what I think
should happen to him after Banjo and Kazooie snag back the stolen treasure.
Banjo: Where's our last Jiggy in Mayahem Temple, Kazooie?
Kazooie: It's that temple right there.
*the two enter the temple and notice a funny looking character*
Banjo: What's wrong with you?
Creature: Some caveman stole Targitzan's sacred treasure.
Kazooie: What did he look like?
Creature: He called himself Unga Bunga, and he's a caveman from Terrydactyland. There's an
entrance to his cave in the outside of this temple. I'll open it up for you.
*the guy opens the other temple door*
Banjo: There's the Flight Pad. Let's go, Kazooie.
*the two fly into the entrance, and find Unga Bunga's cave*
Unga: Stealing is hard. Unga needs sleep.
Kazooie: There's the treasure!
Banjo: Keep it down, Kazooie. He'll wake up if he hears us.
*Banjo tip-toes over to the treasure*
Unga: Huh? Get out Unga Bunga's cave!
???: I don't think so!
*a strange human enters the cave*
???: I'm fed up with you Unga! You must DIE!
*the human grabs a gun and shoots Unga in the head*
Unga: Unga dying. Unga don't deserve this.
???: My name's Ken, and I think that you DO! You've annoyed me one too many times on B-T, and
it's time you paid the ULTIMATE price!
*Unga falls over, dead, in a pool of blood*
Ken: Grab the treasure, Banjo, so we can get out of this place.
*Banjo grabs the treasure, but before he, Kazooie, and Ken leave, Ken sets Unga's corpse on fire*
Ken: Now you know what happens when you get me mad!
The End