Jason: This is how i enter my house
Jason: WAZ UP FUCKERS
Dick: Why do you have my phone?
Jason: FUCK YOU THATS WHY
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Damian: GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY kicks Tim off of a skyscraper
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Jason: BLAH
Dick: AH, STOP I COULD'VE DROPPED MY CROISSANT
Jason: HAHA
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Jason: This bitch empty, YEET
throws gun at a random thug's head
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Steph: Bored as shiiiiii
starts to dance
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Tim: GOOD CREDIT, BAD CREDIT, NO CREDIT, NO PROBLEM! ARE YOU DEAD?! FUCK IT! GHOST CREDIT!
Jason with white sheet on top of him: Im gonna get a subaru
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Tim: Hey how y'all--
Damian: growls
Tim: AHH, GET YO FUCKING DOG BITCH
Dick: It don't bite
Tim: YES IT DO GET THE FU--
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Jason: Hey, how much money do you have?
Roy: Like 69 cents
Jason: You know what that means
Roy: starts to cry I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets
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Tim: on the phone with one of the titans And they were roommates
Damian: And they were roommates
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Raven: Go in the kitchen and get my peaches
Gar: looks in pantry and fridge Da fuck
Gar: I aint see them
Raven: gets out of bed Boy if i find these damn peaches
Raven: points to the top of cabinets SO YOU AINT SEEN THE FUCKING PEACHES
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Babs telling Dick about a date gone wrong
Babs: So I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tittes looks at Dick for reaction
Dick: bursts out in laughter, rolling on the floor
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Bruce: Two shots of Vodka pours half of the bottle in his glass
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Jason: zooming in on Dick and Wally in the Wayne Manor Pool with a camera
Two bros chilling in a hot tube, 5 feet apart cause they're not gay
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Damien: walking around with his arms out while Jason is secretly recording him
Jason: You can't fuck with me, nobody can fuck with me
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Bruce: Let me see what you have
Damien: A knife!
runs past Bruce
Bruce: NO!
chases him
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Jason: shoots gun in house, make Tim fall off the couch in fright
Tim: This is why Bruce doesn't fucking love you!
Jason: tries to not laugh
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Tim: Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book
plays piano
AUTHORS NOTE: these are bad and chessy i know but idc tbh