Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of the characters OR the perverted orange book.
The origins of a familiar orange bookNe, Umino san…, I'm bored…. Give me something to do…."
Kakashi leaned onto the walls of the academy looking at the seriously irritated Iruka, desperately trying to finish off the marking work. Iruka glared at Kakashi which clearly stated "Go AWAY or I'll kill you with a spoon…"
"Please?"
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"…"
Iruka just glared even harder and if looks could kill, Kakashi would be lying on the floor twitching with daggers coming out of every part of his body
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"FINE"
Kakshi grinned waited eagerly while Iruka thought about something Kakashi could do…
"Try reading…"
"What do I read?" asked Kakashi
"I dunno, something, anything! Just get the HELL out of my room or I'll strangle you with my forehead protector then give you papercuts all over your body then shove this pen down your throat "
Kakashi sweatdropped.
"Okay…"
So Kakashi decided to seek advice from another person.
Just as he was thinking about who, he hears a familiar perverted giggle. Kakashi sighed. Was Jiraiya peeking again at the girls bathhouse again?
Kakashi strolled up to him and poked him but before he could ask him what book he could read, Jiraiya jumped up and not caring who it was, started his rather idiotic introduction about how women were attracted to the great Legendary Sannin Jiraya-Sama. Kakashi raised an eyebrow at him before staring at the sky and counting how many clouds there were.
Kakashi walked away some few minutes later and staring wide eyed into the book. He was reading porn…and he was actually enjoying it… He grinned under his mask. Iruka was going to LOVE this.
The next day after school Kakashi came in again, this time holding a orange book and giggling uncontrollably. Iruka was surprised he actually did find himself a book.
HE grabbed the book and started reading a few lines…
"TAKE ME, TAKE ME NOW!"
"YES, I NEED YOU I WANT YOU!"
"I MUST HAVE YOU!!!!!!!
"FASTER BABY FASTER! HARDER!"
Iruka twitched and Kakashi could see the beginning of a nosebleed.
Iruka glared at Kakshi using the 'Iruka Glare No.69' that clearly says, ' Get out of my room or I'll grab a fork and shove it up your ass.
Kakashi winced, grabbed the book and ran away as fast as he could and started reading again. Little did he know that he just found himself a very perverted hobby…