Prologue: Freshmen Orientation!
Author's note: Before Reading, I'd just like to let ya'll know that this fic series will take place in like a modernized realistic setting as opposed to the fantasy supernatural setting, also, notable catchphrases in Japanese will be kept in romaji, such as, Kora, Kami Kurosu, and such. I hope my writing doesn't suck. It's my first ever fanfic and for my favorite series ever. I know it's rather short, but I promise that next chapter will have alot more content because i just wanted to get the introduction out of the way :D. There are bunchies of couplings and will be rated M for multiple reasons. Anyways, I've been dragging this on too long! So, let the chaos begin!
Little Backstory~
The story's main heroes: Tsunayoshi Sawada is a 15 year old who lives with his mother, Nana, and his Godfather, Reboyama, who he affectionately calls Reborn. His Godfather is a teacher at Vongola Private Academy, a rather prestigious school and helped Tsuna out in getting in. Due to the fact he was known to be extremely hopeless and a failure in general, luckily his Godfather tutors him at home or else he would barely pass.
On the other side of town, lives another household, of a boy of the same name Lambo Bovino, who was kicked out of his home a while back due to an unknown accident, he stays with his childhood friend, I-Pin, a girl from China and her adoptive father, Fon in a Martial Arts Dojo. The two teens are also going to be attending Vongola Private Academy.
The story starts on the first day of orientation.
It was finally that day, the long awaited day of Freshmen, orientation. He couldn't wait to see Tsuna make some new friends, after all, he was Dame-Tsuna. Absolutely hopeless, and Reboyama didn't want to see him being a fail at life… at least not forever. He prepared for the day, wearing his all black suit with black boots along with a yellow long sleeved polo worn underneath. He then wore his black fedora with a thick beige stripe running along the cone of his hat. It was his signature outfit, he looked in the mirror and touched his curly sideburns, snickering a bit.
"It's time to wake him up…" He walked over to Tsuna's room and had a devious expression on his face. He pulled out a blow horn from his pocket and a megaphone from the side, squeezing the horn in Tsuna's ear and that same time, screaming into the megaphone in a loud, deep voice.
"WAKE UP, YOU NEED TO GET TO ORIENTATION!"
Tsuna replied with his eyes darting open and jumping, flailing in mid-air, letting out a high pitched, "EEEEE!", before crashing into the ground, looking up at his godfather who was already dressed with his dumbfounded expression, squealing out his affectionate nickname for his godfather, "R.. REBORN, What the hell do you think you're doing!"
Reboyama only shook his head when he shoved a clock into Tsuna's face, enjoying the look of despair that washed upon his face as he let out another squeal and ran out the door.
"EEEE I'M GONNA BE LATE, GONNA BE LAATE!"
Tsuna raced into the bathroom and quickly groomed himself, quickly brushing his teeth while combing his hair at the same time, having no time to take a real bath and instead just splashed cold water onto his face, waking him up and cleaning a bit. He then slipped into his new school uniform as he made it downstairs, tripping on the last step before getting back up and grabbing a honey-bun from his momma before tripping and hitting the ground once again. Reborn could hear mama in the living room, smiling and laughing to herself as usual with her carefree self. By the time Reborn made it downstairs, he noticed that Tsuna already made a run for it to the school. And this cued for Reborn to get in his car and drive there.
In another household on the other side of town, I-Pin who was already dressed and ready for school, her long two braids trailing down all the way to her waist, stormed over to Lambo's room, hearing disembodied snoring and began to knock on the door furiously, knowing that he was sound asleep in his cow-print pajamas.
"Lambo! We have to get to school for orientation! We'll be in big trouble if we're not there! Hurry up!"
There was no response for a while until I-Pin let out another scream at the door and punched it harder, threatening to knock the whole door down. Finally, Lambo awoke up from his slumber and rubbed the back of his mop like black hair, sighing out while standing up, letting out a yawn as tears formed and trailed down his eyes before quickly stripping off his pajamas and slipping on his uniform. He opened the slide door and looked down at his friend with his right eye.
"Yare Yare… You need to stop screaming in the morning like some wife on her perio-"
Before he could even finish his sentence, I-Pin, quickly punched him in the gut, to which his eyes grew teary and his cool aura completely destroyed as he let out in a slightly squealing voice and fell to his knees, struggling for air as the wind was knocked out of him. One hand grabbing his stomach as the other reached upwards for help and mercy.
"Ga… Ma… Nnnnnn… WAAHHAAAAAA"
"Quit crying like a baby Lambo! You're 15 years old for Christ sakes, god, what am I going to do with you!" She let out a sigh as she grabbed him by the hair and began dragging him outside, Fon was reading the newspaper in the living room and smiled at the two with a bright and warm smile.
"Have a great day at orientation you two! Try to make some new friends!"
"Will do Father!" I-Pin quickly replied. "Let's go Lambo!" She said angrily as he made whiny noises as he finally broke free of I-Pin's grasp and fixed his hair accordingly, he hated having it all messed up, besides, what if he were to meet someone attractive, that was always Lambo's excuse for looking his best all the time. After a while, the two finally made it to the school that was nearby their dojo. Lambo began to scratch the back of his head once more, a quirk of his really, as he notices that people were already gathering and entering the school. It was then that Lambo noticed a brunette who seemed to be limping to the gate entrance of the school, he gasped and panted.
"I… Made it…."
Tsuna couldn't believe he made it by running all the way over here, he tried entering the gate but fell to his knees and ate dirt, his body completely unresponsive. Lambo and I-pin examined him, Lambo snickering before poking him with a random stick, "Is he… dead? Hahah…."
Before he knew it, a fancy sports car drove up and parked to the side, walking out of it was a figure of absolute cold and enigma, Lambo couldn't help but to feel his heart skip a beat. The figure stood over Tsuna's body and kicked him, Tsuna looking up at him recognizing him as Reborn,"R… Reborn… how.. HOW DID YOU GET HERE SO FAST!"
"I took the car…" He said rather bluntly with a devious grin on his face
"WHAT CAR!" Tsuna quickly retorted with an annoyed look on his face, flailing his arms weakly and uselessly.
"You took off too fast for me so I just decided that you wanted to run to school heheh, good job Tsuna, your physical endurance sure has leveled up…"
He snickered at him before noticing the other two students, quickly sensing that the girl was of chinese descent, he looked over to the boy next to her, scanning his body as his tongue licked his own lips and suddenly, a sinister smile crossed over Reborn's face as he took Lambo's hand and kissing it gently, letting out a greeting in a low seductive voice, "Ciaossu… It seems We have a few more new faces around here… I hope that I could see more of you in the future… the near future…" He then let go of Lambo's hand and began walking to the multi-purpose room of the school, Tsuna struggling to get up as he was being supported by I-Pin, Lambo still stood there dumbstruck as he felt a strange feeling wrenching in his heart.
"Um... are you alright?" Asked I-Pin, "You seem to look very tired, did you really run from your home?..." She finished while helping him lean against the nearby wall, making sure he was fully supported, and giving him a bright smile.
"Hahah, Yeah I did, I guess I will always be Dame-Tsuna! Oh geez... I can't feel my legs..." He laughed to himself as he trembled and began sliding down from the wall.
"Actually I think it's quite impressive that you ran from your home. I can tell that you live far from her judging from your facial expressions and the way your body is moving... Anyways, I'm I-Pin, what's your name?"
"Tsunayoshi Sawada", he answered quickly, "And who's your friend here?" He pointed towards to Lambo who was still off in dream land, completely wood by the mysterious enigmatic man he had just encountered.
"Oh... this fool?" She said quickly pointing to him as well," This is Lam... Hey... Lambo? Earth to Lambo! Wake up!, I said WAKE UP!" She waved her hands in front of his spaced out face
Lambo could hear the disembodied calls from I-Pin as he was suddenly back into reality when he felt a hard back handed smack on his lovely face, grabbing his reddened cheek with teary eyes, "OW! Son of a bitch I-Pin, what the hell was that for!"
I-Pin smirked at Lambo, and began making short introductions, "While you were off in lovey dovey land, I think I made us a new friend. Lambo, this is Tsunayoshi Sawada. Tsuna, this is Lambo Bovino, or as I would like to call him, the hopeless cow." I-Pin let out a giggle as Lambo sighed embarrassingly.
Tsuna smiled, happy he could meet two new people so fast and exclaimed, "Hey! We should head to the multi-purpose room ourselves!"
I-Pin and Lambo nodded as the trio headed for the multipurpose room, which was large and full of other students. A few hours passed as they were announcing all of the school activites and such, it was honestly boring for Lambo and Tsuna, but not for I-Pin, she was paying close attention and making sure she memorized absolutely everything. It was then when they began to introduce all memebers of the faculty and such, to which, Lambo's attention was suddenly caught when he found the man that semi-seduced him earlier, known as Professor Reboyama… He gave a short speech to all of the students in the crowd, "I hope we can make your time here at the Academy, an unforgettable moment of absolute fun and education…"
Fun and education in the same sentence? Lambo snickered and proceeded to check out Professor Reboyama some more. It seems that he fell into his old habit of liking older men once more. I-Pin suddenly smirked to herself, realizing that Lambo was in love once more.
Suddenly, the stand was given to a rather tall herculean, muscle builded man with blonde hair and blue eyes, wearing a sort of military get-up, and the only faculty member up there not wearing a suit. He had a dorky grin on his face which Lambo found rather cute and attractive, noticing that the man had spotted Lambo in the crowd and winked at him, Lambo giggled and noticed that Reboyama gave the man a dirty look. His named seemed to be, Colonello, according to the plaque. Colonello began to scream out at the students in an energetic and hyperactive voice, "I'll make sure that I will whip you all into perfect shape kora! Trust me, after I'm done with you, all of you will be strong and invincible kora! And further more-!"
He was cut off from the headmaster a nice looking man known as Professor Timoteo and finished up other introductions, to which the students laughed because of the annoyed expression on that energetic physical education teacher's face. But what the hell was with that Kora thing. Either way, it seemed like all of the teachers at this school were attractive, and strangely Lambo wouldn't mind being beaten into shape by this Colonello guy… Lambo thought, first it was the hot and mysterious Reboyama, and now it was the sexy builded P.E. teacher Colonello. He brushed off all dirty thoughts as orientation was finally finished. The trio began heading outside to the courtyard. Tsuna laughed and stretched out, letting out a high-pitched sigh.
"Well well, that sure was a long erm, orientation," Tsuna sighed out as he stretched around some more.
Lambo snickered and added on to that, "Sure it was long, but for me it was definitely not boring…"
I-Pin only rolled her eyes, sighing shamelessly and crossing her arms, acting as the mature one of the trio, "Oh Please, it wasn't boring because all you were doing was checking out all of the teache- OOPH!" She felt the impact of bumping into a stranger and hitting her bottom on the cement floor, Tsuna looked down and back up to the man with a scared look on his face, letting out his EEEE, as Lambo looked over to the guy who bumped into I-Pin and yelled at him.
"Hey, watch where you're going asshole!" Lambo exclaimed as he held his fist against the other guy, trying to act all cool in front of I-Pin. The man sighed and had an expressionless face as he helped a blushing I-Pin up to her feet. He was wearing a variation of the school uniform, using the jacket as like a cape, His face and hairstyle and even voice, bore a striking resemblance to Fon.
"My apologies…. Forgive me…." He then looked back over to Lambo, glaring at him with his violet eyes and instantly held a tonfa to his face, "The next time you curse on school grounds… Kami Kurosu…." He said as he walked off with a bird following him and landing on his shoulder. Lambo felt his knees like goo as he was completely stricken with fear. Tsuna then explained to Lambo and I-Pin.
Tsuna began to take the liberty to somewhat inform the two of that stranger,"That's… that's Kyoya Hibari, I'm guessing he's the leader of the disciplinary committee at this school too… He was a year ahead of me in middle school so I haven't seen him in a year… he's really dangerous, I wouldn't wanna get on his bad side." Tsuna was quickly interrupted by I-Pin who was still blushing and shaking shyly, feeling all sense of humanity drained from her, making little sounds before making out words,"He… He's… dreamy~…" She said with a sweet smile.
Lambo snickered and sighed,"Yare Yare… there she goes again… So, Sawada, where to next?"
He replied to her after a short moment of pondering what the next move should be,"I was thinking maybe we could head to my house! My mom wouldn't mind some visitors over, in fact, she'd love it, that way, we could learn more about eachother. How does that sound… erm… I-Pin?" He looked back over to her, still having hearts in her eyes as both he and Lambo sighed and grabbed I-Pin by the arms and began making their way to Tsuna's house. By the time they got to the house, they learned slightly more about eachother, like how Tsuna lives with his godfather who is also a teacher at the school and how Lambo came to live with I-Pin. Before I-Pin could ask which teacher was his godfather, they had already made it to the Sawada residence. Tsuna opened the door and then there was Reborn to greet them once more in his deep voice.
"Ciaossu… It seems that you guys have finally made it home… I can see you made new friends Tsuna… I'm so proud…" He said with his signature grin as his eyes scanned Lambo once more like a piece of meat, Lambo noticing this as he blushes.
Tsuna confused as he invited the other two to come in and introducing them to Mama, "Hey Mom, this is I-Pin and Lambo, they're in my grade and we became really good friends during orientation, so expect to see these guys more often 'kay!" He said rather energetically and happily, it had been a while since he had any true friends over, and he was glad that he could spend more time with I-Pin and Lambo, they seemed to be like the kind of people that Tsuna would cherish as friends for the rest of his life.
His mother gave a warm and soft laugh,"I don't mind, it just seems I'll have to make more snacks next time, all I have made right now is Takoyaki" She said as she set a few plates of Takoyaki on the table.
Suddenly, Lambo's eyes became hearts as he smelled the delicious treats,"Thank you so much Mama!" He exclaimed as he quickly chomped down the Takoyaki and nomming on them, savoring all of the juicy goodness. He felt like he was in absolute nirvana as his taste buds were on a road trip to heaven.
Tsuna exclaimed at Lambo and shook his fist,"Hey! Don't call my mom mama!" He said with a childish look on his face.
I-Pin sighed and yelled at Lambo as well, nagging at him like an older sister,"Lambo! Chew more! If you just swallow, you'll get the hiccups or even choke!" She says as she slowly eats her share of Takoyaki, slowly.
In the background, Mama and Reborn were talking as he slowly ate his Takoyaki, Mama had a smile on her face as she felt simply overjoyed,"It seems Tsuna has made some energetic friends hahah!" She said with her signature bright smile. Reborn only snickering to himself, replying to her in his deep voice,"I'd say more noisy than energetic... heheh..." Suddenly, Reborn heard a hiccup and noticed that it was Lambo.
Lambo flailed around and tried to make it go away. "I hic can't hic make it hic STOP! Gaaah!" He exclaimed, trying to gulp down water while Tsuna flails and tries to help him out by patting his back. I-Pin only shaking her head as she smiles to herself,"I told you that you'd face the consequences if you don't eat properly..." Lambo quickly retaliated and whined,"Gah! hic This is hic not hic the time hic for the hic 'Oh I told you so moments' HIC!"
Reborn smirked and got off his chair and walked over to Lambo,"Okay, you're getting too noisy..." Before Lambo could even react, Reborn lifted up Lambo's bottom chin with his index finger and placed a soft passionate kiss on his mouth, pulling away after mere seconds as Lambo sits there with a deeply astonished look, to which Reborn teased him,"Is it gone?... Stupid cow?..." Lambo blushed noticing that his hiccups were gone but exclaimed at him, noticing that this Reboyama dude was completely teasing him as he shook his fist at him and exclaimed at him,"Hey! Don't make fun of me!" He growled as Reborn simply walked away and went upstairs, whispering to Mama that he was going to take a nap. All previous images of Reboyama were gone now, all Lambo saw, was a dick... but why did he have to be so damn attractive. He growled to himself. I-Pin and Tsuna looked at eachother, exchanging dumbfounded looks.
"I think it's time we head up to my room so we could hang out some more..." Tsuna shyly suggested to ease the tension.
"Yeah! Sounds great!" I-Pin quickly exclaimed cheerfully.
"Yeah... whatever... hmph..." muttered Lambo less enthusiastically.
'The trio went into Tsuna's room and spent the rest of the evening talking to eachother, and pumping eachother up for the start of school tomorrow. It all seemed to be so exciting. The whole time however, Lambo was plotting his revenge against this Reborn guy, he knew he was going to make him pay somehow for seducing him then making a fool out of him in front of everyone, yeah, he was pumped now. He then felt another gut feeling, almost like he knew, that this was gonna be one hell of a year.
NEXT EPISODE PREVIEW~!
First Day of Hell!
((Previews contain random lines that will be in the next chapter tossed all over the place to give a somewhat notreally general idea of what's going to happen next :D))
"Welcome to class everyone… I'm Professor Reboyama and I'll be your homeroom teacher…"
"Gosh darnet! I'm sorry! So sorry! I didn't mean to bump into you!"
"It's alright! Hahah, What's your name?... I'm Spanner…"
"Lambo… you are supposed to wear the school uniform not that stupid cow-printed shirt and sandals… I guess I'll have to punish you..."
"You know what! You're a fucking dick!"
"I don't think he'll ever see me the way I see him… he's a year older and he's…. too cool…"
"Hey! You never know until you try!
"Ah God! My ass Is fucking sore!"
"Don't whine and deal with it kora!"
"Tsuna... What's you're thought on anal play?"
"… EXCUSE ME?"
"Fine then, let's make it a bet kora"
"A bet? You're on, besides, I never lose."
Author's note: And there you have it, my first chapter of this Reborn fic, I apologize if it was bad and rushed hahah, I've never written fanfiction before, let me know if I'm going OOC or anything because I'm trying my best not to. And There you have it! Please write a review if you'd like! They would make patty an extremely happy panda, and I love criticism! Besides, it helps out in the end! As you can see, there will be a lot of couplings here, but just to be blunt, I'll list them, the main coupling is the love triangle, RebornXLamboXColonello, hahah, that's gonna be messy, while the side couplings will be SpannerXTsuna and HibariXI-Pin. I want to develop into the relationships and not jump into them, so I apologize if things seem slow! Everyone have a nice day, and I'll probably have the new chapter up soon.
- pattykinz