Authoress Notes:

This is my first story so please be nice. This is a story I created on the spot one day when I was talking to my best friend. She said is was very funny and that I should put it on FanFiction, so I thought why not. Hope you enjoy.

Information:

* * - phone stuff

:: :: - Ryou's texts

/ / - Malik's texts

Disclaimer:

I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, just this phone call. Lol

Phoning People

Ryou was sitting on his couch in the living room texting to Malik. :: Hey Malik, can you phone me? :: / Sure, hang on. / meanwhile little did Ryou know Bakura was reading silently over his shoulder. Bakura smirked and backed away silently. "Hey Ryou, think fast!" shouted Bakura. Ryou turned around and- THWACK!

"OW! Bakura, what was that for?" questioned Ryou. Bakura had thrown a phone at Ryou. He got PHONED! "Hey, you said you wanted to be phoned." Bakura retorted innocently. *vvttt* Ryou's cell phone vibrated. / Sorry Ry, my sister is on the phone. I'll phone you when she's done. /

:: NOO! DON'T PHONE ME! CALL ME! :: / ?_? What? / :: Well everytime I get a text Bakura reads it and he takes "phone me" to a whole new level. (dodges another phone) Get what I mean now? :: / lol, yeah. So I'll CALL you when I can ok? / :: Ok :) :: / OH, but first! /

(a shadow portal opens out of nowhere, then a phone flies out and hits Bakura on his ass, then the portal closes.) / So, how was that? / :: LOL XD that was awesome! You hit him on his but! I only wish I could have been the one to do that, but I would have been sent to the shadow realm for sure. lol :: / lol yeah, most likely. ::

Meanwhile Bakura had yet again been reading Ryou and Malik's texts. Bakura let out a feral growl while rubbing the sore spot on his but. "Hikari, you better take that back." Bakura smirked playfully. "UH-OH! SOMEONE HELP ME!" Ryou yelled to no one in particular. Ryou gulped and then ran for dear life.

In the middle of Ryou's leap of faith the phone rang. *ring, ring* Bakura and Ryou stopped everything they were doing. Ryou fell to the floor with a THUD "Ow! I didn't even know that was possible…" Ryou stated, then got up to answer the phone. "Hello?" asked Ryou.

No one was there. "Weird… All I got was the dial tone" said Ryou as he hung up the phone. "You're right, that is weird…" Bakura confirmed "But now…. GET OVER HERE HIKARI!" Bakura quickly continued. Then Ryou countered with "NEVER!" as he ran for dear life…again.

Moments later….

"NOO! Bakura-sama, get off of me!" shouted Ryou as he tried to wriggle out from under Bakura's grasp. Bakura just sat on top of Ryou un-phased by his actions. Then Bakura did another one of his sexy smirks. He bent down and whispered in Ryou's ear. "Say you're sorry and I might let you go." Bakura purred as he backed away from Ryou's face to see his reaction.

Ryou had a slight blush on his face he was about to say something but the phone cut him off. *ring, ring* After that Ryou snapped to his senses and said "Never!" Bakura got an evil idea. "Here you go Hikari." He purred. Bakura was handing him the phone, but just before Ryou could grab the phone.

Bakura threw it at him. " OW! Bakura-sama that hurt… Can you please get off me now?" pleaded Ryou. "No!" Bakura replied defiantly. By this time that phone had kept on ringing and ringing. Then something totally unexpected happened… The Phone... Spoke… "ring, ring… WILL SOMEONE ANSWER ME ALREADY?"

Blink… blink… Both Bakura and Ryou spoke at the same time. " WHAT! THE! FUDGE! I didn't know the phone could do that!" But Ryou answered the phone anyway, almost as if nothing had ever happened. "Hello?" answered Ryou. "Hey." said the voice on the other end of the phone. It was Malik.

"My sister finally got off the phone as you can hear. Gawd she can talk sometimes and that's coming from me! ha ha!" stated Malik. "Ha ha yeah, Hang on Malik I'm going to put you on speaker phone now, *beep* there done." said Ryou. "pffft. Bakura-sama please stop!" moaned Ryou.

"WHAT THE FUDGE? ARE YOU TWO HAVING SMXEY TIME WHILE I'M ON THE PHONE WITH YOU?" Malik question hurriedly. Both Bakura and Ryou shouted. "NOOO!" while turning every shade of red and pink. Malik just laughed. Then Ryou quickly stated, "Y-YOU PERVERT! BAKURA IS JUST TICKLING ME, NOT DOING T-THAT!"

Then out of nowhere. "pfffft! HAHAHA HA! OH MY RA! YOU GUYS ARE BETTER THAN CABLE!" laughed Akefia while falling on the floor. Then Bakura, Ryou and Malik stated," You know what cable is?" and just then they all realized "Wait… Akefia? HOW DID YOU GET HERE?"

Fin.

Afterword:

Please R&R peoples! Constructive criticism is welcome and if you have any ideas for a squeal or any other story that you would like me to write please let me know. :) OH, and no flames, flames will be sent through the shadow phone portal and back at your but!