There is no piece of art that cannot be improved by adding Zombies, in my eyes.
And so, this story has been written. :I
In an AU where SGrub never existed
I am including a few OC's for plot reasons.
If you want your OC included, send me their Bio and I'll see if I can work them in :D
There will be no pairings included unless requested, and even then I might not like the pairing.
So….yeah…that's about it.
Please enjoy this shit I dare to call writing

The din of multiple pre-pubescent voices filled the room innocently. Nobody would suspect that they were up to anything dangerous. They didn't think they were either.

"Add some of this!"

"No! How about this steaming red stuff?"

"Wait! Why not this bubbling chemical?"

"Shut up and just add them all!"

And that's what the three young trolls did.

The mixture they made using the chemicals they "borrowed" from a nearby low-security lab began to fill the room with a murky black mist. They coughed and waved their hands in front of their faces until the room cleared up. They faced one another, their eyes wide and their smirks even wider. Ideas began to fly through the air. What to do with their new concoction? Oh, the possibilities were endless.

"Dude…Let's slip it in Alcida's drink!" One of them suggested. Snickers and compliments on his brilliance filled the room. They picked up the boiling mud-colored liquid and snuck downstairs, where a fourth troll, a young girl sat in the Nutrition block. Uninterested in their experiments, she stared out the window in boredom, not paying attention to the fizzling drink next to her on the counter.

She turned back around and took a sip of her soda, only to examine it more closely afterwards. It tasted…strange, to say the least. And…wasn't it a brighter orange a second ago? She…couldn't focus on that. Was it? Was what? Orange…what…She grabbed her head and fell onto the floor, convulsing. Bile mixed with her last meal erupted from her throat and she clenched her hair tighter, screaming in pain as the stomach acid burned her esophagus. She rolled around on the floor, screaming and flailing.

"Holy shit, what's wrong with her?"

"Fuck, what did we do?"

"Damn it Darkov, this is your fault!"

All movement ceased as Alcida jerkily stood, still screaming, and turned towards the wall. The three boys held their breath as she reached up, clawing at her face. Severed chunks of light gray flesh hit the floor, bright green blood dripping down her face along with it. Her eyes rolled back in her head and she stopped her high-pitched scream, her shallow breathing being the only thing that was heard in the room.

For a brief moment.

Karkat turned towards the window, raising his eyebrow. Was somebody screaming? Sounded like some toddlers, not too far off. Psh, like it mattered. He turned back towards his computer and continued to work on his failed hacking.

*DING*

"FUCK!" He opened up Trollian, checking his new message.

[twinArmageddons [TA] started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] ]

TA: Holy fuck KK diid you hear that kiid 2cream a 2econd ago?

CG: REALLY? NO SHIT.

CG:THANKS FOR ALERTING ME THAT YOUR HEARING DUCTS ARE STILL IN WORKING ORDER.

CG: YEP. PERFECTLY USEFUL INFORMATION.

CG: OF COURSE I HEARD IT, I'M NOT DEAF.

TA: Man, that wa2 loud.

TA: what do you thiink happened?

CG: GEE, I DON'T KNOW.

CG: MAYBE THEIR LUSUS FLIPPED SHIT AFTER THEY SPILLED THEIR MILK.

CG: MIGHT AS WELL ADD THEIR NAME TO THE CASUALTY LIST.

CG: BOO HOO. WE'LL HAVE TO HOLD A FUNERAL.

TA: 2ounded liike there wa2 more than one.

CG: WHATEVER. PROBABLY JUST WATCHING A SCARY MOVIE.

TA: yeah, II hope you're riight.

[ twinArmageddons [TA] ceased trolling carcinoGenecist [CG] ]

Karkat closed the window and went back to his coding. Glad to get the distraction out of the way. His ears perked up at the sound of…another scream? What the fuck? He walked over and closed his window, not bothering to look outside. With a small grunt, he disrobed and crawled into his recuperacoon. It's been a long day.

*DING*
*DING*
*DING*

He woke up and rubbed his eyes, yawning and growling at the same time. After showering and putting on a fresh pair of clothes, he walked over to his crab-top, where several messages awaited him.

[terminallyCapricious [TC] started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] ]

TC: HoLy ShIt BrO, dId YoU hEaR tHe MoThErFuCkInG nEwS fLaSh? Do:

[grimAuxiliatrix [GA] started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] ]

GA: Karkat, I Would Strongly Urge You To Turn On Your Television.

GA: There Is An Essential Warning That You Would Benefit From Hearing.

[arsenicCatnip [AC] started trolling carcinoGenecist [CG] ]

AC: oh my gosh, Karkitty! Did you s33 the news yet?

AC: I hope you don't get caught in the furray!

AC: It's got to be crazy out there!

"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!" He cracked his knuckles, ready to complete the task of making smart ass replies when his computer reverted to a "Please stand by" screen, a low, continuous beep sound emitting from the speakers.

"…WHAT THE FUCK?"

Authors Note: Alcida and Darkov and the others were NOT the OC's I was planning on adding, they were just kinda…people I came up with on the spot :T Anyways, hope you enjoyed it! Please Review and, if you disliked it, please try not to flame, but constructed criticism is welcome!