in 1,2,3
Lost Worlds by umehara sakiyuno
standard disclaimer applied.
psh.
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/"talk"/
/'thoughts'/
and you thought I was the sane one...
who the hell were you joking?
(1)
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"Ah. You were, as usual, a good fuck."
Never mind that today was supposedly their best friend's return to the forsaken village after a year of training with that perverted sannin. They were currently in the pink head's apartment, a few good blocks away from the busiest district of Konoha.
The sole survivor of the Uchiha clan uninterestedly glanced at his naked partner. His childhood sweetheart. His teammate. His constant bed partner, Haruno Sakura.
"I know Sasuke-kun," she teasingly replied. 'And that's all I'll ever be.'
"Hn."
(2)
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This scandalous affair started a year ago.
Uchiha Sasuke had problems getting along with almost everyone. And he definitely had trust issues. The only people he can tolerate much were his genin teammates including his sensei, Kakashi. Even with them, especially with the blond idiot named Naruto, his patience level is unnervingly low.
Unfortunately for him, Tsunade had decreed that all ANBUs were required to have a partner. The hokage reasoned that there was no need for unnecessary bloodsheds from the strongest group of ninjas just because they usually go on solo missions. It was also a good exercise for the ninjas of the village to practice their ability to cooperate with another. Konoha ninjas seem to forget the importance of teamwork as they move further their ranks.
Rumor has it that Tsunade considered partnering him with Kiba or Rock Lee. According to some busybody reports, upon learning the news, Kiba dashed to the hokage's office and demanded that she reshuffle the assignment or he'll rather quit being a ninja. Rock Lee was nonetheless ecstatic upon receiving the news but after a day or two, he also requested to be reassigned a partner. Or so they say.
After all, both of the boys grew up together with the Uchiha. Sasuke was a classmate from the academy and he was part of the Rookie 9. They probably know a lot about him to blatantly refuse the hokage's order.
Naruto was next up the list of the hokage but immediately dismissed the idea. Tsunade knew better than to group the two together. They were more a liability than an asset if they work together. They are more trouble than they are worth.
Tsunade had no choice but to leave Sasuke in the hands of her lovely apprentice, Sakura. Aside from the fact that Sakura is one of the people Sasuke can work with, in longer terms; both are smart and skilled enough to put their strengths together for good use.
And in their first mission together, the inevitable happened.
(3)
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It was a simple seduce-and-kill mission. That involved lots of alcohol.
"And you say you're name is Hana. Hana, right?"
Just peachy. Just plain peachy. "Hai, Shiro-san," she answered while batting her eyelashes to make it more realistic and seductive.
"So pretty y-you are! Here drink some more!" he slurred happily as he handed out another glass to the sexily dressed kunoichi.
Sakura seriously hated drunkards. Sure, she too drinks but she never ended up wasted on a public places to be feasted on by everyone in the vicinity. But she needed to retrieve more information. What she gathered were already a lot but the most vital one is still left unheard. Sakura had to keep up with this charades if she wants to get the answer from the man.
Her partner was currently seated on the most far-end portion of the bar. He disgustedly looked at people exchanging bodily liquids around while chugging his drink. Sakura knew that Sasuke was getting impatient.
Fortunately, her lucky stars were present. She immediately signaled her partner upon hearing the name of the evil plotter.
"Danzo"
(4)
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Her mind was spinning as they returned to the inn. They had to share bedrooms because Tsunade decreed that ninjas should be saving money for the good of the village. 'If I didn't know better, she left Konoha bankrupt from losing from those gambling sprees she went.'
And Sakura could see that her partner is not faring better. He was drunk too. Just drunk, not pissed drunk. If that happened, Sakura would be left dragging the Uchiha's body back to their room.
So, as most clichéd stories go. Wasted ninjas plus shared bedroom eventually equals to drunken sex.
Sasuke nailed her to the bed and the rest is as they say, history.
(5)
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"I can't believe I slept with you. You of all people!"
"Hn."
Sakura fumbled for her clothes but they apparently disappeared from her sight. Instead, she began ranting that Sasuke blocked out her voice. That was until she opened her mouth again and say,
"Now that I'm sober and all. Can we do it again?"
He never needed a follow-up dialogue and instantly covered her lips with his own.
to be continued.
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