This randomly just came to mind; We all know Alex and Polly dislike each other. And I really dislike Polly so here's a one-shot, might turn into a two-shot if well this story, Polly is married to Pete and not larry. Also, post-Litchfield for Alex and Piper.

This my first fanfic so be easy on me. Sorry if there is grammactical errors

Alex POV

I am dreading this weekend, Polly was coming to stay with us for a few days. I am aware that Polly dislikes me. She despised me when Piper and I first became a couple, and she despises me more now that I got Piper in prison. I promised Piper I would be on my best behavior and I will be unless she disrespects me or my relationship with Piper. "Alex honey, can you please run to the market and pick up Polly's favorite beer?'' Piper yells from the bathroom. Of course, Polly is picky about what beer she drinks. "Sure Pipes" I reply. My life with Piper after Litchfield has been pure bliss. I fall more involve with Piper every day. She is my entire life, everything I do, I do for her. Our sex life is out of the galaxy. Our communication with each other is so much better than it was when we dated before Litchfield. I really couldn't ask for a better lady to spend my life with. I walk down the street too the market and I pick up the beer Polly likes, and a nice bottle of wine for Piper and I too enjoy later on in the evening.

Around 5:00 Polly arrives, she comes with a suitcase big enough for a month long trip. I whisper to Piper " she's only staying for the weekend right?" Piper nods. As I was expecting she gives Piper a big hug and completely ignores me which is fine with me. But you would think she would acknowledge I exist considering this is my place as well. I retreat to my room and continue reading my book. My plan this weekend is to avoid Polly as much as possible. I wouldn't have a problem with Polly if she respected my relationship with Piper. She seems to try and talk Piper into dumping me every chance she gets, which will never work. I faintly hear their conversation in the kitchen. "Piper you know I like St Bermardus, not Sierra Nevada pale ale. Come on have you forgotten already." She makes it seem like she is joking, but I know she isn't. If I were to be completely honest, I got her the wrong beer on purpose, but I didn't want Piper to take the blame for it. I walk into the kitchen to let her know I was the one to pick up the beer and that I was sorry I got the wrong one, which I wasn't. Piper glares at me. She knows I did that on purpose, but I can't help grinning at her. Polly still hasn't said a word too me. I go back into my room and wait till dinner is ready. I consider meeting Nicky for a drink or five later on. Nicky was released from Litchfield a few months after Piper and me. She is one of our closest friends. All of us make sure we go out at least two times a week.

To Nicky
Please meet me at our bar in about an hour, Piper's bitchy friend is here.

To Alex
Alright just because I know how much you hate her.

"Alex dinner is ready" Piper yells, I always stop dead in my tracks when I see Piper. She is stunning, and I can't believe she is all mine. During dinner, Polly talks about her marriage with Pete and how perfect their life together is. I could read through that lie; she is bored out of her mind in that relationship. She also has the nerve to bring up Larry. "Did you know Larry is a big journalist now Piper?" "that's great for him," Piper responds glancing at me; she takes notice that I am irritated and quickly changes the subject to Polly's son. When dinner ends, I tell Piper I am meeting up with Nicky, and I will be back soon. I make sure I give her a big kiss full of tongue in front of Polly, who looks of disgust. "Is there a problem with me kissing my girlfriend Polly?'' no response was given as I expected.

"Thanks for meeting me Nicky, god I hate that bitch," I say as I order a round of shots.
''Sounds like you are in for a fun weekend" I laugh. "Yeah, it's going to be a blast."
"Hey, Vause make sure you get Piper screaming in bed tonight, just to bug her." Little did Nicky know that's exactly what I was planning to do. "Don't worry Nicky I already thought of that." We both laugh. After a few drinks in I decide to call it a night.

As I walk into the apartment, I see Piper and Polly in the same location they were in before. Except Piper seems to be upset. I go over to her and ask if everything is okay, she nods, but I am not buying it. I decided instead of asking her again just to go and take a shower. I will find out what Polly said that bugged her later. I would love for Piper to join me in the shower but I know that won't happen right now. I can't believe there was a time where I hated shower sex, I love fucking love it now. Piper finally showed me how amazing it is.
After my, I wander back into the kitchen. Piper and Polly still in a deep conversation. I want to spend time with Piper but if I stay out there I know Polly, and I will argue. So I grab a beer and whisper into Piper's ear "I will be waiting for you in our room baby." Okay, maybe I didn't exactly whisper that. Because I see Polly glare at me. With a smug smile on my face, I turn to Polly, "goodnight Polls" and I walk back into my room. I start getting impatient after an hour. Piper finally comes in. "Alex I know you guys hate each other but please make more of an effort. Its only for a few days." I nodded letting her know I will try. Then I get up off the bed and pull her sexy body too me, and that's the beginning of our nightly events in bed.

I am sure the whole apartment complex can hear Piper screaming as she hits her seventh orgasm. And I know Polly sure can hear her. After sitting in the bed for about an hour with Piper entirely spent in my arms. I gently place her on the bed, and I go out to the kitchen to grab water, I worked up quite a thirst. Much to my surprise, Polly is out there. I have a long shirt on, and that's about all. "Don't you think you guys can be a little quieter?'' Polly asks with a look of disgust. "Hey if you have a problem, you can always go back to your boring husband." She gets up, and storms into the guest room leaving me with a shit eating grin on my face. I know Piper said to play nice but its hard to play nice with Polly.