Harley Quinn was dressed in her red see through dress. She thought that Mr. J might want to take a break...Joker worked himself too hard, always trying to stop Batman. Seriously, when was the last time that they had a little...ah, alone time, let' say.

Joker sat at his desk, working on some plans. Since Harley was nowhere in sight, he figured that she wanted to him to take a break...really, he wasn't in the mood. She tried this every night, once a week, on the exact same hour : Midnight.

" Puddin?"

Joker gave a silent groan and rolled his eyes. Why did she do this? Joker knew that she was looking for attention, but he put on his smile and looked at Harley.

"Yes, poo?"

" You wanna play? You know that I have the whoopee cushion ready..."

" Harley...dear, dear, Harley... I love you, but please, not right now!"

Harley gave a pout. " But puddin', you're never in the mood..."

Joker smiled some more. " I know that it seems that way, but we'll have some fun soon. I promise, poo."

Harley gave a happy squeak, and went outside.

That's when she heard it. The baby crying.

"What's that?" Harley looked around, and the crying got louder. She followed the sound to a baby carriage, without another woman in sight. In the carriage was a blonde haired baby, wearing a baby blue jumper and crying it's eyes out.

Harley gasped, and picked the baby up. What was a baby doing here, in the part of Gotham where only criminals lived? Apparently this had been a failed kidnapping.

" Oh, don't cry, li'l baby...I'll take care of yah." Harley cooed, holding the baby tight. The child stopped crying soon.

Harley had an idea. She and Mister J...this could be their baby! Harley had always wanted a kid, but she never really wanted to go through childbirth...this was the perfect opportunity! She ran back to the hideout, holding the child in her arms.

" MISTAH J, MISTAH J!" Harley said loudly.

"AAH!" Joker jumped, and spun around to see Harley.

" I was outside, and, um, I heard this baby crying, and I, uh, went over, and I got this idea, see, that we could take care of it and make it our own little baby!" Harley beamed, holding the child close.

" A baby, Harley? Why would we need a baby?" Joker said, looking in shock at Harley.

" Well, no one else was there...and it could die all alone, Mistah J..." Harley said meekly.

" I see your point, but we don't know how to take care of a baby!" Joker sighed, and rubbed his temples.

" Please, puddin! Have a heart!" Harley gave a wide eyed pout.

Joker groaned. " If you really want to keep that baby...keep it."

" YAY!" Harley hugged the baby tight, and even grabbed Joker in a hug. " You hear that, peaches, we're gonna be one big crazy family!"

The baby started laughing.

Joker gave a soft smile. Maybe having a kid around wouldn't be so bad after all.

" Ugh, what is that awful smell?" Harley gagged, and held the baby at arms length.

Joker held his nose. " Rocko, you're on diaper duty...!"

A/N: MWAHAHAHAHA. First chapter! What do you think? Also, the baby is a girl. Please leave a review! It would be much appreciated!