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THE DIVORCE CLUB
The divorce club consisted of Ginny Weasley formally Potter, Lavender Brown formally Thomas, Luna Lovegood formally Longbottom, Pavarti Patil formally Finnigan and as of today Hermione Granger formally Weasley.
Right now the divorce club were celebrating Hermione's freedom from that lazy bastard Ronald Weasley.
"I'd like to make a toast" Ginny said as she got up with her champagne glass " to Hermione for never backing down and not giving Ronald a Knut of her money, so honey to you HERMIONE…. yah speech" everyone started to cheer and shout speech, speech, speech. Final after three no's and a quiet yes Hermione started to get up to make her speech when she remembered how this big mess come to be.
Six months ago
Hermione Weasley was drunk stumbling out of a fireplace holding a bottle of fire whisky, shouting, "He cheated on me…hick…. Ginnnnnnnnny that fat fuck cheated on ME!". From the kitchen came a beautiful woman with long red hair that shined in the light as she walked forward to the very drunk and hysteric women lying on the living room floor.
As Ginny got to the couch Hermione started to rambling "that fat bloody fuck…hick… fucking a slut while I am at…hick…hick… at bloody…" Ginny could not believe her ears what her brother had done to Hermione, his wife her best friend. Hermione practically brought the money home. But all he did was lay their drinking beer and watching that mangle box and then he goes and fucks a stupid bimbo in their house. She walked round the couch just in time to hear Hermione say something before she passed out "Ginny…he cheated on me for fuck sakes…sob…sob…sob…with Cho Chang".
(A/N) tell me who Hermione should end up with please any character.