Okay, so I was sitting in church when this idea hit me, so I pulled out my bulletin and wrote this one-shot on it. SO, now I posting it for you!(:
"No!" Robin hissed. Robin was seated on the 'living room' couch in Mount Justice next to a pleading Wally.
"Oh, c'mon Boy Wonderful..." Wally said, pouting a lip adorably.
"NO!" Robin said, rolling his eyes behind dark shades. "And that name will get you NO WHERE."
"Oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh pl-"
"IF I TELL YOU WILL YOU SHUT UP!" The ebony called, smacking a hand over Wally (who was now nodding wildly)'s mouth. "My eyes are blue."
"OOOooooo..." Wally cooed. "C-can I... can I seeeeee?" Hopefulness dripped off the gingers voice.
"NO!" Robin said, looking at said ginger like he was crazy. "Bats will KILL ME."
"But..." An idea hit Wally like a ton of bricks. Or was that Robin's fist? Meh... "You already told me they were blue... what's so different about showing me?" Robin's facial expression twisted into one of 'I've never heard logic so stupid it made sense.'
"Ugh, fine..." Robin sighed in defeat, sliding the dark glasses off his nose.
"Holy..." Wally breathed. They. Were. GORGEOUS. It was like waters from a heavenly pool had been poured into his iris and frozen there in perfect circles of crystal and deep black coals from the fires of hell had been fashioned into perfect orbs and rested in the center.
"What?" Robin blinked, not amused.
"D-dude..." Wally managed, not loosing eye contact. He couldn't. It was like being on drugs. One dose and you just keep coming back... you can't stop... it's addictive... "Th-th-they're..."
"Yeah, yeah, I know. Ugly." Robin said, sliding his glasses back on.
"NO!" Wally screeched, snatching the accessory back off his face. "THEY'RE SO PRETTY."
Even when Robin was rolling his eyes in disgust (like now) they were still so pretty...
"Exactly. How am I supposed to be a menacing hero that preys on villains fears when I'm... as you put it... pretty..." Robin huffed, snatching the glasses back.
"B-but dude!" Wally whined. Robin raised an eyebrow, which expanded the visible surface of it's respective eye. By now, Wally was a ginger tower of goo. "So... pretty..." He whimpered.
A noise of disgust poured from Robin's lips as he slid the glasses back on, getting up and heading to the kitchen, leaving the melted remains of Wallace West to whimper alone on the couch.
So, what'd yah think? Leave me reviews and junkkkkk... ANYWAYS. That's it for now!