Billy the Cat

Chapter 1: Observing Milkshake

It was a normal day for Billy as he began to be quite observant of his cat-Milkshake's activities. Among them included scratching up the sofa, barfing out some hairballs and what it seem like digging for buried treasure in his litter box.

"Wow, the life of a cat must be great!" proclaimed Billy after Milkshake was finished with his business in his cat litter box which was shaped like a house.

"Billy, how can you be that dumb?" asked Grim who was also there observing Billy's pathetic observation of Milkshake.

"Oh please Grim, the life of a cat is one of the greatest things I have ever witness" replied Billy as he begged on his knees.

"What the heck is Billy doing?" asked Mandy as she came into the scene.

"Billy wants to have the life of a cat like Milkshake" replied Grim.

"Please Grim, you just got to turn me into a cat, please, please, please!" begged Billy.

"How dumb can you really be Billy?" asked Mandy, "The life of a domesticated house cat is not for you."

"Yea, for all we know you could become road kill" replied Grim suddenly he began to agree with Billy, "uh, maybe on the other hand it's okay for you to be a cat."

"Really Grim, your not pulling my leg?" asked Billy.

"Yep" replied Grim, "I am committed into making sure you become a cat for the rest of your entire life."

"Can you please use your scythe on me to do the job?" asked Billy.

"I'm sorry, despite the sort of power my scythe can wield" replied Grim, "I am not the one who will be able to turn you into a cat."

"Well who is going to give Billy the chance to become road kill?" asked Mandy to Grim.

"An old friend of mine" replied Grim as he used his scythe and created a portal, "Chase Young."

As Grim, Billy and Mandy entered the portal and exited from the other side, they came across a man with long hair and in some strange armor along with several jungle cats that greeted Grim.

"Ah, the Grim Reaper" said the man as he sat up from his seat, "it's been such a long time."

"Hi yea Chase" said Grim as the portal closed behind him, Billy and Mandy, "so how things been treating you lately?"

"Being on the Heylin side you mean?" replied Chase, "Well, I usually like to hunt those Xiaolin monks for sport along with tormenting members of my own Heylin side whenever I feel like to through off old Hannibal Roy Bean. And you?"

"Being held hostage by the two kids behind me who are tormenting me for all eternity" replied Grim, "that sort of stuff."

"So why did you have to be present in my company?" asked Chase, "Are you going to end one of the lives of those Xiaolin monks?"

"No, not today I'm afraid" replied Grim then he points to Billy, "Billy over here wants to become a cat and I am tired of using my scythe to do the job."

"Well, I did manage to turn Omi into one of my cat slaves quite awhile ago" said Chase as he got up from his chair and cracked his knuckles and stretched his muscles, "but I think I can take a shot at this."

"Oh boy!" cried Billy who was so thrilled with joy, "I'm finally going to be just like Milkshake. Scratch up the sofa, eat and drink from food bowls and drop a duce and bury it in my litter box! Being a domesticated house cat is going to be great!"

"Okay" said Chase as he changed into his true form, "I can only do this in my true form so step aside."

As Grim and Mandy stepped aside, Chase Young approached Billy who was picking his noise and doing the usual stupid things he usually does. Chase then began to chant some magical words and a strange light appeared around Billy changing Billy's form into a simply domesticated house cat which what Billy really wanted.

"Oh boy!" cried Billy as he looked at his new body who was a cat with a really big noise, "Having the life of a cat is going to be great!"

"I hope that's all you'll need me for" said Chase as he turned back into his human form, "I don't want to be around this idiot anymore."

"Hey, don't complain about Billy's idiocy to me" said Grim, "I have to live with him every forsaken day of my entire life."

"So where do you think we should send Billy?" asked Mandy, "His parents are going to have a fit with Grim if they found out Billy has been turned into a cat."

"Yea, remember that time Billy brought over that Fluffy mascot cat from the school?" asked Grim, "We certainly don't want a repeat of that."

"I think I know where to send Billy to practice his feline characteristics" said Chase as an evil grin grew on his face.

A few minutes later, Mandy was outside the Xiaolin Temple while Billy was in a sack being dragged right to the temple.

"Oh boy, I get to be a cat and ride in a sack, this is the greatest day ever!" cried Billy as the sack crossed over some very sharp rocks.

"Just act like a cat doofus" said Mandy.

As Mandy finally reached the door of the temple, she quickly knocked on the door of the temple and left the scene in a hurry. After Mandy left the scene, the door opened up and Master Fung looked around.

"Hello, who is there?" asked Master Fung then the old monk looks down and notices some sort of a sack and as he reveals what's inside the sack, out comes Billy who has become a cat, "You poor little thing. Come inside with me. I can see the Xiaolin monks are certainly going to love to have you around."

"Oh boy, my chance to finally act like a cat" said Billy.

Meanwhile the scene switches back to Chase Young's lair with Grim and Chase Young laughing at the situation.

"I can't believe those Xiaolin losers have taken in Billy as their pet" said Grim as he cleaned up a tear that was in his eye.

"If you say how dumb this Billy really is" said Chase, "I think I and the rest of the Heylin team can finally rest knowing that this Billy is certainly going to destroy the Xiaolin warriors for people like me."

"Okay, the job is done" said Mandy as she walked into the scene, "so what's next?"

"Just watch the fun unfold" replied Grim as he and Chase invited her a seat to observe what was going on through Chase's crystal ball.