A/N: I wrote this for a week or two ago, but it may be deleted. I wanted to post it here to keep it in the records. I do not own Kim Possible, the naco, or any related characters, foodstuffs, recipes, etc.
The naco, introduced by the character Ron Stoppable in Disney's Kim Possible, is what happens when "Taco meets nacho!" Although it has also been called "gross beyond reason", the naco earned the fictional Ron millions of dollars in royalties from the restaurant he gave the recipe to. Many fans have attempted to homebrew their own nacos. The show never revealed the recipe, but by watching the episode "Bueno Nacho", you can get a general idea.
INGREDIENTS:
Soft shell tortilla
Taco ingredients (like tomato sauce, bean paste, lettuce, ground beef, etc.)
A serving of nachos
Nacho cheese sauce
STEPS:
Order or buy a soft shell tortilla and a serving of nachos, along with traditional taco ingredients like cheese (a necessity), lettuce, tomato sauce, bean paste, and ground beef. For a vegetarian naco, just add more bean paste to make up for the missing meat. If you're at a tex-mex fast food place, order a soft shell taco and remove the ingredients.
Mix together the nachos, nacho cheese, tomato sauce, bean paste, etc. in a separate container.
Dump the whole mess on the soft shell tortilla.
Lift four edges of the tortilla to meet in the middle.
Stuff your face and make sure there's a napkin nearby!
TIPS:
Break the nachos into smaller pieces before mixing them in- try to make them bite-size.
Don't dump too much on one tortilla, or else you might not be able to hold it in.
No silverware is used, so wash your hands before eating.
WARNING
Nacos are very, very messy, so have several napkins handy unless you want cheese sauce on your face and hands all day.
THINGS YOU'LL NEED
Small separate container (for mixing ingredients)