[Disclaimer: I don't own Escaflowne, Allen, or any of the rappers. No offense to anyone intended, this is just for FUN! Ok well some Allen bashing may occur...]
Allen's Rap part 2: Bow Wow!
After a warm up with Dilandau, Allen walks into Snoop Dornkirk's headquarters for a real slam... followed by Folken.
[Rap beat begins, dragon soldiers and Dilly start bobbing their heads to the sound]
Snoop Dornkirk: 'You ready boy?'
Folken: 'He's ready.'
Allen: 'I'm-a-rappin!'
Folken: 'He's ready. He's-a-r-r-r ready!'
Allen: 'Shut up yo Folken!
Bow wow wow Allen yo Allen yay
Where my dogs at? More women now!
Bow wow wow lick my **** all the way
Even da boys are runnin' to my love
Cuz my lovin' is oh so gay!
'Hair shiny but I'm not oh oh! pocket full of dough-nuts baby!
From the Fanelian doughnuts I am the hole yo
The girls recognize in me the best hair-do!
I'm the flyest they walkin' through Asturian court
So make room next to your little Van poster
Cause Allen Bow Wow's here and its over!
Ya heard I'm thin, I'm flat, I wear sassy white gloves
But my big big shotgun's what da girls love!
I've been seen with Millerna, heard with her sista (oh!)
And I got it lock down from the east to the west
Look at my eyes, ya know; see my own reflection
And just lovin' myself so perfect!'
Snoop Dornkirk: 'Ooooh ho ho...
Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay
Woof motherf****er that boy came to play
Come come boy, take me all the way
I'm in the dirty dirty with my boys D., F., (and all the others!)
Dizzy, fizzy, have a drink boy we gettin' busy
With Allen Bow Wow in a frenzy, mouthful of spaghetti,
I gave him a toothless HICKEY, and yeah he came back
Like a boomerang, Dog say my name
I gotcha hanging on my Zaibach S&M chains (wow!)
What'chu say J Dilandau ? (Dilly: Bling, bling, check out my transgendered thang!)
Ya ask me again, here's a hint for our YAOI game
We do it to ya doggystyle (doggystyle)
Big Allen Bow Wow in yo mouth Bow wow!
(You gonna be askin' for it WOW!)'
Allen: 'Doggystyle? Uh no...'
Snoop Dornkirk: 'Ooooh Yessssss!'
Dilandau and his boys: 'Yes Yes Yesss!"
Allen: 'Nooooooooooooooooo!'
Folken: 'Allen's in for it...'
~to be continued~