Summery: The miss-adventures of America and China's children Mei, Madeline, and Marylyn.
Chapter One- An interesting Birthday Present from Uncle Japan
It was around six in the morning and America and China seemed like they were dead, that is until their little girls ran into their room and jumped onto their bed screaming
"MOMMY DADDY WAKE UP IT'S OUR BIRTHDAY! MOMMY WAKE UP IT'S OUR BIRTHDAY!"
Both America and China groaned and looked at their loud triplets. Their names were Mei, Madeline, and Marylyn. Mei was the youngest of the group and frankly the most innocent of the three. She had good manners and was mostly quiet for her age. She had her hair cut to a little less than her shoulders with bangs covering her forehead. Also she was named by her mother, China. The middle one was Madeline. She had long hair that was usually braided and she could really pack a punch. She was strong, beautiful, and LOUD! Much unlike her uncle Canada, he was the person that named her. And last but not least was Marylyn. She may look cute with her shoulder length hair and big eyes but be warned, she's a devious one. Well…..all three of them are devious and clever but Marylyn did it, as her father would quote, like a boss! Today the triplets turned 6 years old and there was supposed to be a party with relatives and friends. Canada was actually going to arrive early to help America and China set up for the party and the girls couldn't wait to see him, hell they couldn't wait until the party!
"Aiyaa girls, it's 6 in the morning!" China groaned.
"But mama~!" Madeline whined. "Didn't you say you gave birth to us around this time~?"
"Actually you were born much earlier in the morning," America said. "Believe me I remember it well."
Mei giggled. "Well of course you would daddy! It's when we were born!" to emphasize it she gestured to her other sisters that shared her face.
America smiled and laughed. "Yea yea, how about we let your mommy sleep a little more and I'll make you guy's breakfast."
China raised an eyebrow at his husband. "You cook? Since when?"
"Since you were recovering from child birth!" America (fake) whined. Once again China rolled his eyes.
"Actually if you remember correctly Japan and Canada did most of the cooking.
America crossed his arms and pouted. "Well I helped!"
China shook his head. "Whatever, girls if you don't like what daddy cooks give me until 8 and I'll make something, ok?"
All three girls nodded and ran out of their room to either the kitchen or any other place in the house (it seemed like those girls were always up to something). America stuck his tongue out at China (which received a laugh from the other nation) and put on his robe and traveled to the kitchen. Now in case you're wondering right now they're living at the White house in Washington DC. Both America and China wanted their girls to experience both Chinese and American culture so for half of the year they live in Washington DC and the other half of the year they live in Beijing. It was a pretty good arrangement, after all the girls had learned so much in their 5….actually 6 years of life. They speak both fluent (American) English and (Mandarin) Chinese. Actually America was beginning to teach them Spanish because a lot of people in the Untied States speak it (yes America can speak Spanish! Honestly how stupid did you think he was? How do you think he created Dora and Diego?). They're progressing well but sometimes the two nations feel the need to slow down a little, after all they would live forever but even a nation is only a child once. Not to mention that both America and China's childhood were a little rushed so they wanted their kids to have a little fun. America looked through the fridge for something to make for breakfast. He could make pancakes but there was no way in hell he could make them better than his brother, so he went with the classical American breakfast that consisted of toast, bacon, and eggs. Not very surprising but all three of the girls liked their eggs every which way except raw (they learned that the hard way). America couldn't help but wonder where they were and what plan they were hatching their young, clever minds.
~in the air duct above the kitchen~
The three girls watched their father cook their breakfast and was thinking of someway to make a big entrance.
"We could use fireworks that uncle Hong Kong brought overfor Independence Day?" Mei suggested.
Madeline shook her head. "We can't do that! Remember what happened last time? We almost gave mama a heart attack not to mention that I was blowing gun powder out of my nose for a week!"
"Well what should we do?" Mei asked.
"SHUSH!" Marylyn…said. "If we talk too loud dad will hear us!"
Madeline raised an eyebrow and scoffed. "Are you sure he'd hear us from up here?"
Mei face palmed and Marylyn shot her sister a look. "Must I recite the stories of our daddy's history that he would tell us at night?"
Madeline shrugged and nodded. "Point taken, maybe we should move down a little more."
"Agreed!" Marylyn and Mei said in unison.
So as quietly as they could they crawled down the shaft until they were a good distance from the kitchen.
"I suggest that we cover ourselves in paint like camouflage and put bowls on our heads and entering using our awesome kung fu skills!" Marylyn suggested.
Both Mei and Madeline thought about it for a moment, and agreed. So they crawled down to their room and used the paint that they got from Italy (Italy isn't related to them but he's a good friend, so is Germany) to cover their faces with brown and green paint. The got the camouflage uniforms that they got for Christmas and put them on. For the bowl they had to sneak into another kitchen for (and of course left unnoticed). They climbed back into the vent and made their way back to the kitchen only to discover that their daddy was no where to be seen. Confused, they all jumped down from the vent and tried to locate their father in the room. The food was still there but its maker was no where to be seen. It wasn't until Madeline saw something out of the corner of her eye did they realize that they were being punked. America jumped out from an unknown area and scared the crap out of the poor girls. America was laughing so hard while his little girls glared at him.
"You should've seen your faces!" he continued laughing.
Mei face palmed and turned towards her sisters. "I told you that we couldn't sneak up on him, no~! Pikachu knows everything!" she said mocking them.
Madeline stomped her foot. "It wasn't my idea! It was Marylyn's!" to make her point she jabbed her thumb at the offending sister.
Marylyn just stuck her tongue out at them and went eat her breakfast. America suggested that they eat quickly before their mommy wakes up so that they can wash up. They tried but they were just so absorbed in conversation that the clock ticked away without them knowing. They didn't realize the time until China walked in and saw their faces. China, being the mother figure that he is, went wide eyed and dropped the book he was holding. He stayed shocked for a few moments before speaking.
"What happened?" China exclaimed.
The girls froze in their place. How were they going to explain this? It wasn't like they could say "oh this? We just used the paint the Italy got us and the cloths daddy got us for Christmas and decided that this outfit was cute!" Yea, they were in deep, well…..not as deep as usual. But luckily for them it was daddy to the rescue.
"Well….you see, the girls wanted to scare me so they dressed up like that and tried to jump out at me."
China raised an eyebrow. "Oh they did? And did they scare you?"
America put on a proud smile. "Nope! I heard them in the air duct and scared them instead!"
Mei gasped and glared at her sisters. "I told you so!"
This just caused her sisters to roll their eyes, the same blue eyes like their dad. China on the other hand face palmed. "Well…..it's not like we can have guests over with you girl looking like that, come along and I'll wash you up."
"Are you kidding?" America exclaimed. "Don't you remember the summer party we had-?"
He was cut off by his "wife" shooting him a look. "I thought we agreed not to talk about that?"
America gulped and shut up, he knew better than to question your wife; it doesn't get you any where. China took Mei, Madeline, and Marylyn to the bathroom and began scrubbing their faces with a washcloth until their faces were bright red. Deciding that just scrubbing their faces wasn't enough, he had the girls each take a bath to wash their hair. It was expected, after all there was going to be a party! China told them that they could pick out their own cloths today but it couldn't be anything too inappropriate. When they heard that the girls hurried up to clean themselves and ran for their room (wrapped in towels mind you!). They all decided that it would be funny if they wore the same thing seeing how they were identical triplets. So they wore a cute little sundress that was blue with golden flowers on it and put their hair up in a ponytail. They tried to put on makeup but all they could managed without making a mess was lip gloss (which they were able to do themselves). When the girls went to the living room they saw their uncle Canada (as in they SAW him). They all ran to him at once and tackled him in a hug.
"UNCLE CANADA!" they yelled as they hugged.
Canada laughed and did his best not to cringe at their super strength (inherited by both their parents). When the girls finally released him they stood in front of him with big smiles on their faces so he could see how they've grown in the past year.
"You girls get cuter, and stronger, every year it seems!" he said half laughing half oww-ing. The girls giggled and ran off once again to do something. Really no one ever knew what those girls were up to until it happened. America, China, and Canada were able to set up the decorations before the other guests arrived. The first to arrive was England and France (England was hoping to see the girls but knew better than to go look for them). Then came Japan and the other Asian nations, and then came Germany and Italy, and so on and so forth. Basically the people there were Japan, Canada, Taiwan, both Korea's, Italy and Romano, Germany, Spain, Hungary, Austria, France, England, Prussia, and even Denmark (because we absolutely NEED the BTR and the Awesome trio at the party). Each of them had brought either one or two presents so believe me when I say it the girls had A LOT of presents. As soon as the last present was put on the table near the cake the girls "re-appeared" and greeted their guests. Their relatives and friends fawned over them as they greeted the other nations. When it was time to open presents they all gathered around. The first present was a white box with a red and green ribbon, it was from Italy. They all opened it and found a cute little recipe book (did I forget to mention that the girls have a love for cooking?). They thanked Italy and moved on to the next present. This one was from both France and England. Now it wasn't scones mind you, believe it or not England had gotten the message that his scones sucked, but it was a little tea set like the one from Alice in Wonderland (whenever England and France babysat England would tell the girls stories and fables like King Arthur and Peter Pan). They got great presents from everyone but they were a little sad when the last one came around. This one was from Japan and was shaped like a DVD cover. Anxious, the girls opened it quickly to reveal a strange cover (strange to them anyways). There were actually two disks and they each had the other nations on the cover. The disk was titled "Hetalia". Japan chuckled at their confused faces and explained to them that it was an anime about days before they were born, like WWII. The girls thought it was pretty cool and wanted to watch it, but China told them that they could watch it tonight when everyone went home. So frankly the girls actually couldn't wait for the party to end. Anxiously they sat through their cake and socializing until all of their guests was gone. Before either America or china could say anything Mei, Madeline, and Marylyn ran off to their entertainment center to watch the disc. They popped it in and waited for the first episode to come up. Let's just say that by episode 2 they were hooked. They laughed so hard that Mei literally wet her underwear so they all decided to change into pajamas. But when they got to the episode where HRE had to leave something hit Marylyn.
"Hey guys…." She said.
Her sisters looked at her. "Something just occurred to me….." Marylyn hesitated before saying it, but she continued soon enough. "Is it just me or does Germany look EXACTLY LIKE HOLY ROME?"
The other two looked closely at Holy Rome and nodded. "Yea, at first it thought was Germany until they called him Holy Rome." Mei said.
"Yea, weird right?" Marylyn asked.
Both Marylyn and Mei thought hard about it until they heard Madeline squealing. They directed their attention to the screen and saw Holy Rome KISSING Chibitalia! They all squealed so loud practically everyone in the White House heard them. As they watched the episodes they came to believe that Germany definitely loved Italy and Italy loved him too and they also thought that Japan and Greece made a "cute couple" and thus they were introduced to the world of yaoi! Now they are full fledged yaoi fan girls and practically love their existence because they were brought into the world by yaoi. Besides, who wouldn't want to be born by yaoi?