Chapter one; My Pastaaaaaaa!
It was a nice blue sunny day, the clouds swam with easy grace, the butterfiles floated with the wind. And during this all enjoying the nice cool breeze, was a country cooking some Pasta. His auburn hair with this annoying curl standing out of it moved with the wind. "Ahh, this is such a nice day to be making pasta" he said as he stirred the noodles. The steam floated into the air and swirled up and up. Meanwhile in a forest, "Eee! Mr. America what are you doing? Those are my clothes! You fat bastard!" were the last words that came out of Romono's mouth before he was tied up and gagged. America now wearing Romono's clothes kneeled down and peered through the bushes to watch Italy finish his pasta. "Ohhh Mr. Gerrrmmaaannyyy!" Italy called as he ran inside to tell Germany the good news. America waited a few seconds before he sprinted out of his cover and ran to the pot of pasta and stole it! Italy at that moment ran out and saw America wearing Romono's clothes running towards a waiting car. "Brother Romono!" Italy called, "If you wanted some pasta we could've shared!" America did not turn around, instead he went into the car and drove off with a pot of pasta. Germany walked out after that and facepalmed. "Damn it Italy i was hungry!"
-A few hours later-
Finally, America arrived home. "Dinner Time!" He shouted as he pulled out a fork and stabbed it into the noodles. He took a huge bite hoping that is was as good as it looked. "Mmhmm" he said before spitting it all out in a trashcan. "The Heck is this shit?" He asked as he realized that it had nothing! nothing that made food good. He glared at the cheese burger he was eating and ripped it apart, throwing all of it's meat in the pasta noodles. He grabbed hundreds of seasonings and tossed them in followed by some really fat "Tomato Sauce" even though it was really just alot of salty tomatoes crushed and put into a jar. He mixed it all together and the simple 100 calorie meal rose to a 3000 calorie meal, something only America would do. He bravely stabbed his fork in again and took another bite. To his amazement it was delicious.
-Meanwhile in a forest-
"Mrrmph!" a gagged figure complained finally getting the gag out of his mouth. "You stupid fat ass bastard!" he shouted.
-Thanks To my love for getting me into hetalia.
This was for you o-o
XD
-Tacos out!