Title: Desperation (Drabble)
Series: Star Trek: Voyager
Rating: K+
Author: Singing Violin
Summary: Ready Room silliness.
Disclaimer: I borrowed the characters from Paramount. I'd say "so sue me," but they just might.
Archiving: Anywhere.
Feedback: Please.
Author's note: For a friend, who requested it, and who I didn't realize was joking at the time.
"You locked it?" he cried.
"Couldn't have you escaping," she replied smugly. "Another cup of herbal tea?"
"No, thank you," he replied, fidgeting. "Actually, I'd really like to use your restroom."
She smirked. "Sorry, Chakotay, but it's nonfunctional. Here, use this," she offered, handing him an empty jar.
He stared. "Captain?"
"Just do it, Commander. Don't make me order you. You can turn around; I won't watch."
He turned red, but did as she bade.
When he was done, she grabbed the jar. "Thank you, Chakotay. You're dismissed."
"What?!" he asked, confused.
She sighed. "Caffeine ban. Needed a clean sample."