JPOV

"OMG Jacey I'm soo excited to meet your parents" Kaelie screeches at me as I pull into the Lightwoods driveway. I lost contact with them five years ago after I graduated high school and moved to the city. Now here I am to introduce them to my knocked-up girlfriend, and the kid isn't even mine.

I bang on the old oak door hoping they'll answer it soon to save me from the leech I call my girlfriend. The door finally opens. Behind it is a tall, scrawny thirteen year old with black hair with grey eyes.

"Jace!" He yells while flinging his arms around me. I give a little chuckle then hugged him back.

"Max what are you freaking abou—" Mayrse's sentence is cut off when she sees me. Her eyes instantly darken but it's gone so fast I must have imagined it. She smiles sweetly at me. Then averts her glance to the six month pregnant girl next to me.

"Well come in" she ushers us inside with a wave of her hand. We all walk into the kitchen after our coats are in the closet. So I hop on a bar stool and open a can of Coke.

"So you must be Mayrse, I've heard so much about you" Kaelie says while waving about her manicured fingers.

"Well I've heard nothing about you" I almost spit out my Coke at Mayrse's words. It doesn't seem to faze Kaelie's bubble head though.

"Oh I'm Kaelie" she says in her nasally voice.

Then I hear the front door flung open.

"Hey Mayrse I'm here" my heart stops. I'd know that voice anywhere. Clary?

"I'm in the kitchen" Mayrse calls back. Then she gives me a look as if saying "don't" I send her a questioning look.

I hear a sharp intake of breath and I turn and see Clary. No longer sixteen. Standing in the kitchen entryway. Flaming red hair pulled into a messy bun. Paint splattered jeans and a baggy t-shirt that says "I used to be with stupid" she fakes a smile at me then a loud banging reverberates through the house.

"Shit" she mutters under her breath at the same time Max shouts from the other room "NO SAM THAT'S MY NEW GUITAR!" Both Clary and Mayrse run out of the room. I follow curious as to who this Sam is.

There standing by the TV looking up at Clary with big innocent gold eyes and a pout on his lips is I'm guessing Sam. He looks about four with curly red hair and big gold eyes.

"Why did you knock over Max's guitar Sam?" Clary asks him.

"I sorry Momma" I hold in a gasp. Who got Clary pregnant in high school because he's like four and she's only twenty. Too bad I graduated before that happened I would've knocked his brains out.

"Don't be sorry to me be sorry to Max" she says sweetly. He turns to Max but instead of apologizing he starts laughing. Clary pokes him in the chest then he finally croaks out.

"Sorry Maxy" he says while smirking. Max just huffs then stomps upstairs guitar in tow.

"Okay see you later baby" Clary says while pecking him on the nose "be good for Grandma" then Clary runs to the door but at the last second she turns.

"Oh and Jace the gangs meeting at Taki's at six you're welcome to join us" then she shuts the door.

Me and Kaelie walk inside out of the brisk November chill. As soon as I step inside Clary waves me over to their booth. She's changed from her painting clothes and is now wearing something more suitable for the cold.

Sitting at the booth with her is Izzy, Simon, Alec and some sparkly guy. I slide into the booth next to Izzy and Simon and right across from Clary.

"Oh shit" I hear Kaelie say as she runs to the kitchen.

"I see you got her knocked up too" Izzy says casually to me.

"It's not even mine" I throw back. But then I register her words. "Wait what do you mean too?" I ask. She doesn't answer.

"That's Magnus, Alec's boyfriend" she drawls while changing the subject.

"Oh darling I deserve a better introduction than that" Magnus tells her. Izzy just rolls her eyes and leans on Simon. I tear my eyes away from Iz and see Clary standing on her chair.

"Oh Jace meet THE MAGNIFICENT MAGNUS BANE!" Clary exclaims. Blushing a scarlet red she sits back down. I raise an eyebrow at her, she just smiles at me.

"See Izzy darling that is what I'm talking about" Izzy just huffs at him indignantly.

"May I take your orders" the waitress says while shoving her chest in my face. I'm about to order when I hear a shriek.

"Oh no you don't" Kaelie says while yanking the poor girls hair. "He's mine"

"He would never want a fatty like you" the other girl shrieks. They start yanking hair and screaming obscenities.

"Ladies, ladies there is enough of me to go around" I say standing up.

"It's like high school all over again" I hear Isabelle say. The boss comes and drags the two girls to the kitchen. Then Clary gets up abruptly and heads to the door.

"Hey Clary wait up" I say jogging after her. We get outside and fall into a peaceful silence.

"So did you miss me?" I ask her.

"Not everything revolves around you" she says harshly.

"Well you have to admit most of the things do" I say. She rolls her eyes.

"But yeah I did" I'm surprised by her answer, I didn't expect that.

"Did I just stun the great Jace Herondale into silence" she gasps.

"In your wildest dreams Fray" I say back at her. She mocks hurt putting a hand over her heart.

"Oh how you wound me"

We walk in silence for a bit more when Clary slips, and I catch her right before her head hits the pavement.

"Ow my ankle" she says clutching her foot. She tries to stand but falls back to the ground again. I kneel next to her.

"Need help?" I ask. She winces again then finally nods her head. So I lift her up. Bridal style.

"Remember next time you're planning to injure yourself to get me attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders." I say to her.

"You're an asshat" she tells my shirt.

"Oh Clary how you wound me" I mock her earlier words.

"Shut up"

So what do you think? Oh BTW I don't own TMI just the plot to this story. It's just a random thing I thought of so R&R