Know your stars-Inuyasha style

Hey guys,here is my new fanfic.I hope you enjoy it as much as I did writing it.Well R&R.And so we begin.Oh and (whatever)that is the action,kay?Okay,begin.

Chapter 1-Jakotsu

Nikki-Hello,and welcome to know your stars.Im Nikki and Im here with my friend Val.Say 'Hi' Val.

Val-Hi,and I'll introduce our first guest.Please welcome...Jokotsu...Jakotsu,get your ass out here...NOW!

Jakotsu-No.

Nikki-Chibi army,someone needs your attention.

Jakotsu-Okay,okay.I'll come out(comes out on stage).

Val-Jakotsu,he's not gay.He's staight as a stick.

Jakotsu-No Im not,I love Inuyasha.

Nikki-What?Inuyasha's mine,asshole!

Jakotsu-Prove it.

Nikki-Inuyasha'a backstage.Inuyasha,tell him you're mine.

Inuyasha-She's right.

Jakotsu-Damn.

Val-Jakotsu,he's involved in incest issues.

Jakotsu-Wha-how did you know?Wait,I don't have any siblings.

Nikki-Then why do you call Bankotsu 'Big brother'?

Jakotsu-That's none of your business.

Val-Then get out of here,you're no fun!

Nikki-Our next guest will be none other than Renkotsu.

Val-Really,is he the fire user,that looks like a priest?

Nikki-Yep!You ready to play with him,and the 'play' part is not what you're thinking,you bunch of perverts!

Val-Yeah,perverts!

Nikki + Val-Please R&R.No flaming is allowed