This has absoluteley NO POINT WHATSOEVER. i was really really bored and just typed up whatever came to mind. i left in some of the typos for original quality. ENJOY :D
WARNING: there is some language, homosexuality, and crude behavior in this story. most of all, watch out for the amazing dose of stupidity.
Setting: Big, large empty room, like a warehouse without inner walls
Characters: Dean, Sam, Random whoevers
Plot: WDNNSP (but not the porno version)
"Hey Dean?" sam asked. "yeah sam?" dean replied. they were holding machettes and looking
kinda lost. "what are we hunting?" dean looked just as confused. "the storywriter didn't tell you?"
sam shook his head. "you?" dean shook his head once, then looked up towards the ceiling. "yo
deanna! what are we hunting?" deanna poofed next to him from a cloud of smoke. "what are you
doing here?" dean asked. "i have no clue." she said. a vampire suddenly grabbed her from behind.
"HEY! i don't like how this is going!" the vampire laughed in her ear, and she gagged. "dude, ever
heard of toothpaste? or a mint? at least a tic-tac or something!" voldemort sudenly ran into the
room. "adava kadvera" he shouted, ponting his wand at the vampire. it just stood there, looking at
him. again he shouted, "adava kadvera" and the vampire dropped deanna and started towards him.
"ADAVA KADVERA!!!!!!!" he screamed, and the vampire stopped short. and started giggling. "that
tickles-giggle- stop or i'll-giggle- come and kill you!" samantha turned towards voldemort. "yo voldey!
he's a vampire!!! he's already dead!!!" he dissaperated and apperated behind geek-boy sam.
voldemort threw his arms around sam. "you're too precious for this world! come have stellar sex with
me!!!!!!!!" sam threw voldemort away from him. "i never knew voldemort was a moe." he said
disgustedly. dean laughed. "a moe who's got the hots for you." the vampire started screaming over
and over "MONTE CARLO!!!!! PINK FEATHER BOA!!!!!!!" he ran blindly into the wall and was
knocked unconcious. "hey," said dean,"where did samantha come from?" everybody turned to her.
"idk" she said. "did you just say idk?" sam asked. "yeah." "o baby!" he shouted, and they started
making out. a chorus of pigs stumbled into the room. "how about a nice round of spongebob?"
deanna asked. all the pigs nodded, and she stood in front of them. "follow my lead everybody!!" she
said loudly, and started signing...
"Let's gather round the campfire
and sing our campfire song
Our c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song
and if you don't think that we can sing it
faster than you're wrong
but it'll help if
you just sing
aloooooooooooooong"
(bum bum bum)
everyone around sam suddenly burst into flame. they surrounded him and chanted "join the
demon... join the demon... join the demon..." then they dissapered and he saw Jess burning
on the ceiling.
He woke up, gasping for air. He heard a noise in the house. Jess was laying next to him, friday
night before the big interview. He sat up as the noise moved towards the kitchen.
how be the twist??? hope it was set just right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!