LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! PRESENTING! FALYN09! *crowd cheers*

Thank you! Thank you! you are too kind! *bows* After my little enjoyment writing my RotG fanfic, The Christmas Wish. I decided to write more stories for my and my viewers pleasure. I present this time, a Ouran Host Club Fanfic.

Please enjoy and review~~


BZZZZZ BZZZZZ BZZZZ!

Kairi reached out aimlessly to her alarm clock, this was not the time for her alarm to sound when she was having a good dream.

BZZZZZ BZZZZZ BZZZZ!

Pulling back her messy auburn hair, she looked up at her bedside table and saw her alarm clock buzzing like a hyper idiot. She grabbed it fiercely, unplugging it and threw it to the wall. She could hear something breaking on the inside as it crashed from the wall to the floor. Everything was quiet again. She sighed with relief and leaned her head back on the pillow.

Then when her door slid open, she heard a group of men yelling; "GOOD MORNING LADY KAIRI!"

With that outburst, Kairi quickly sat up with her hair flopped onto her face and her heart racing 30 miles an hour. She flipped her hair back and glared at the group of men kneeling outside her door.

"Uh…Good morning…everybody." She rubbed her eyes and forced a smile.

"Lady Kairi, we got your new uniform all prepared for you." One of the men lifted up a neatly folded purple suit with a gold O.R crest sewn.

"Oh thank you." Kairi got up from bed and took her new clothes from his hands. "So these are the uniforms? Hmm."

"Are they to your liking, Lady Kairi?" Another man asked.

"Yes they look fine. And how many times do I have to ask you to not call me Lady Kairi? Just Kairi is fine."

"WE'RE SORRY LADY KAIRI!" They all replied at once. Kairi facepalmed herself but couldn't help but chuckle.

"Alright! Alright! Let me get dressed." She went to the door and slid it closed from their viewing eyes. She changed out of her pajamas and into her new school uniform. It actually suited her pretty nice, she knew this wasn't the female uniform but she didn't care. For many years she was home schooled by the Yakuza clan, but she wanted to go to a public school where things might be a little more normal than usual…and by normal she meant no one would call her Lady Kairi or be surrounded by mafia people all the time. She brushed her long auburn hair and tied it to the side with strands on her forehead. Looking at the mirror, she didn't look half bad. She should've enrolled sooner!

Putting on her watch, she realized the time…SHE WAS GOING TO BE LATE!

She grabbed her suitcase and ran out of the room, she forgot the group of kneeling men standing outside her room and tripped over them. They all gasped with fright, realizing what they have done. "Lady Kairi are you alright?!"

"I'm going to be late!" Kairi grabbed her suitcase again and ran down the hall into the garden where her mother and step father were having breakfast. Her step father was named Shoichi, he was the head leader of the Yakuza. He was a tall man with black gelled hair wearing a grey suit with a red tie, reading the newspaper while drinking coffee. Her mother, Stephanie was a skinny woman with long wavy auburn hair wearing a pink kimono with a yellow obi, eating a rice ball. Kairi jumped out of nowhere while hopping to put on her shoes.

"Good morning Kairi." Her mother announced. "How did you sleep?"

"Fine, mom. It was fine."

"Running late are we?" Shoichi asked, looking up from his newspaper, chuckling.

"I'm going. I'm going." Kairi put on her shoes and went to the table to quickly eat a rice ball.

"Already its time for school? But I wanted to walk with you to your new school." Said Stephanie.

"Mom! I'm in high school now! I'm 16 years old." Kairi was embarrassed. She didn't need her mother walking her to school like how they use to in elementary school.

"I know sweetie. Let me at least walk you to the gate." Stephanie stood from the table to accompany her daughter. Kairi quickly ate her rice ball and drank a quick cup of tea, before choking to death.

"Bye papa." Kairi went to her step father and kissed him on the cheek.

"Have a good day. I can take you to school if you want."

"No thank you!" Kairi and her mother walked to the gate together, more like Kairi was speed walking while her mother was catching up.

"Ok honey. It's your first day of school, please try and make new friends. Do you have your handkerchief? Do you have your class schedule? Your cell phone?"

"Mom."

"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's been a while since you went to school by yourself. If you get lost, please don't hesitate to call. Make sure you don't talk to strangers. And look both ways before crossing the street." She kissed her daughter on the cheek and quickly fixed her tie. "I love you."

"I love you too mom. I have to go now." Kairi kissed her mother on the cheek in return and ran out the gate to her new school.

Just barely making it in time, Kairi arrived at the school with two minutes to spare. She threw her hands up in the air as if she could yell GOAL!

"Hikaru-kun! Good morning!"

Kairi saw two cute female students in the pale yellow dress uniform smiling and waving at her. She confusingly waved back and smiled in return; who was Hikaru? "Oh Hikaru, when did you grow your hair? It's so lovely." One of the girls stroked her long hair to admire it.

"Oh but my dear, I am not this Hikaru of whom you've speak of." Kairi gently lifted up the girls chin to spoke softly to her. She blushed madly since their faces were so close to each other.

"Yo-You're not…Hikaru?"

"No it has to be." The other girl responded. "Hikaru-kun you're always playing tricks on everybody."

"But I am not Hikaru, my name is"-Kairi stopped right there. If she said her name as a girl, the girls would probably freak that a girl was flirting with them. She thought of something really quickly and said instead; "Kaoru."

"Kaoru?"

Kairi chuckled; "Perhaps someone has stolen my identity. In fact, I am quite new here and I don't know my way around yet. And I was just wondering if two beautiful princesses such as yourselves could show me around." Both girls blushed when she addressed them as princesses. Kairi thought to herself; Wow women here are easier to manipulate then in America, I should've started in middle school. They agreed and started to show her around the school, they even had the same first year classes with her. A lot of people kept confusing her as Hikaru though, which was kinda annoying her at first and it was killing her as to who was Hikaru.

They never left her side, especially after school. "We hope that we helped you enough around school."

"Oh of course, I have no idea how I could ever repay you and your golden hearts." Kairi complimented them. "But I do believe I can handle it on my own from here. I cannot thank you enough."

"Oh it was really no problem." One of the girls giggled.

"Now I must be off. Until we meet again my dear princesses." With that Kairi left them with hearts flowing from their eyes.

Finally some alone time, she was actually getting pretty bored with them. She ascended the grand staircase from the main building and looked outside the window, looking down at the school yard. Even though she got her wish on going to high school, there's nothing to really do at Ouran. It was just a bunch of rich students with nothing to really do. This wasn't what she wanted.

Suddenly she heard some girls squealing with excitement near by. Her curiosity got the best of her and she followed the sounds which ended up leading her to Music Room number 3. Why would a bunch of girls be in a music room? She opened the door carefully and peeked inside. She saw a whole bunch of female students gathered around a single male at different tables, some girls were squealing with delight or giggling to themselves. What kind of place was this she asked to herself?

"Oh a new guest? Welcome." She opened the door wider and to see who it was. A slender man wearing the same purple suit, with short black hair and glasses stood before her with a folder in hand. He pushed his glasses up to have a clear look at her.

"Guest? Oh no I am not a guest, I just heard some squealing and I got a little worried." Kairi explained herself as she entered the room and the door closed behind her.

The man looked at her a little while longer, as if examining her, then spoke; "No need to worry, we were just entertaining our female clients. Sometimes they could get out of hand and for that I apologize."

"Hmm I see." Entertaining females eh? This might be something I could get into. "Well if that's the case, I'll be off then. Forgive me for intruding."

The door opened again and this time another man came in wearing the same suit as her and short messy auburn hair. "Hey sorry I'm late, I had to"-

He immediately stopped speaking the moment he looked at Kairi. Both their expressions were shocked when they noticed, it was as if they were looking into mirrors.