TYRANT_OMAKES
WARNINGS:
1) These are a set of omakes (non-canonical side-story jokes) for my main story Tyrant, which is a cross-over of Worm and Warhammer 40,000. There are semi-spoilers, so if you somehow go here without reading that, go to my profile and read it first. It is at least 80% better than anything you will read here.
2) These omakes have been written in response to conversation at the SpaceBattles creative writing forums. There is context to be had if you need it. You probably need it, although I will try to fill you in as we go as to where each one fits in the story.
3) These things start totally bizarre and get progressively more incomprehensible. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
4) At the time of writing this note, there were four omakes written. I will post them progressively to fill the time in between now and mid-June 2014, when my life will return to normal programming.
5) Seriously. This stuff is weird. No opinions within belong to the author, everything is for laughs. Just don't expect to laugh. Or understand.
6) The laughs are predominantly of the "business gets wacky", "business gets meta" or "business gets really wacky" varieties. No puns here. No situation comedy. No intelligent satire. Just silliness.
7) Femo-utopia. Lets make it happen, Sophia.
8) I don't own Worm or War40k. Read the first one for free online (seriously, it is amazing) by googling "worm parahuman". Play the second one if you have a spare thousand dollars and like the smell of plastic glue.