It's been awhile since Sebastian first become my butler. He is such a sadist! I guess that's what you'd only expect from him anyway. What am I saying? He is a demon after all. He's only doing his job in return for my soul. All he wants is to devour every last drop, shredding my very existence into empty darkness. I guess that's the life I was dealt. This is all just a game. Everyone around me are just ponds in a game of chest, and I, I am of course the king.
I am none other than the Lord Earl Ciel Phantomhive.
Da-dump, the sound of knocking at my door.
"Young Master." Sebastian called out, opening the door as swiftly as ever.
"It is time for your afternoon tea." I looked up from the pile of work on my desk. This crap really pisses me off.
"Young master." Sebastian peered at me questioningly.
"Yes?" I asked not really caring. He held out a letter in his hand.
"A letter from her majesty." I wonder what she wants now. She's always sending me on extremely vexing trips. It is my job as the 'Queens Guard Dog' to do whatever I may to put her at ease, but lately, one after another they've been coming faster.
"Whatever is it now?" I asked a bit obnoxiously.
"All she wrote, and I quote 'Thank you for your constant help cleaning up this muck. You can take a short break for now, but be on guard, I might need you soon. Have a good vacation, till then I bid you ado.' end quote."
I'm quite shocked.
"It seems like we get a small break for the time being." Sebastian stated smirking at me like he always does.
"Ciieelll!" came the voice of none other than my fiancée Elizabeth. She can be so troublesome.
"Eeeep!" She squealed leaping onto me, almost knocking me out of my chair.
"Elizabeth!" I exclaimed astonished.
"I told you time and time again it's just Lizzy."
"c'm" Sebastian cleared his throat faking his usual smile.
"Lady Elizabeth, and what would you like to do with Master Ciel, surely you came here for a reason." tilting his head to the side so 'sweetly' it's sickening.
"Oh yes! Thanks for reminding me!" she exclaimed cheerfully turning her attention back on me.
"Let's celebrate a ball together!" She giggly jumped up and down for joy.
"Wha- NO!" I exclaimed.
"But Ciel!" She puppy pouted.
"When and where will it be Miss Lady Elizabeth?" Sebastian questioned 'cutely' for her.
"My place tomorrow night."
"He'll be there." "Wha-" "YAY!" She shouted and ran out before I could catch her. Crap.
"What the F***Sebastian" I went to smack him but he caught my hand smirking at me. Tha-dump. My heart beat out of nowhere.
"Surely you can dance can't you young master?" I blushed intensely, deeply embarrassed.
"Well that would explain why you don't go to much gatherings." He snorted.
"Shut up!" I snapped at him. His smirk was still plastered on his face.
"Then I should be the one to teach you how." What? No!
"You're a man! I can't hardly da-" "Quite on the contrary young master. It's only natural for me to teach you. There's not enough time to even hire an instructor." Sebastian insisted.
"Ugh." I groaned. "Do you even know how to dance." I began questioning.
"Of course I do. I have been around for decades. It's only natural I would know. So shall we?" He outstretched his hand for me to take.
"Fine" I muffled annoyed. The music started playing.
"One, two, three. One, two, three." he kept saying pushing me back and forth. All I kept doing was stumbling all over the floor. He gave me a discouraging look.
"You are quite helpless young master."
"Shut up!" I snapped. I can't believe he's trying to suppress a laugh from coming out.
"What's so d*** funny?" I retorted. "You humans are quite entertaining."
"Bite me." I can't believe him.
"In do time." Whatever. I'm out of here. Before I could make it out the door, I felt arms tightly wrap around me and pull me back.
"You will learn to dance before tomorrow night." He whispered in my ear, sending chills down my body. What the hell is wrong with me?!