Okay I don't wright stories so don't hate me if this is a waste of your time. Please don't think that. I hope you like it!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own naruto.
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CHAPTER 1
"SAKURAAAAAA-CHAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!" Naruto yelled as Sakura was falling down next to a waterfall. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!" She yelled.
"SAKURASAKURASAKURA!!!!!!!!!NOOOOOO!!!!!!!" He kept yelling until his lungs hurt. Sasuke had been staring as she falled wide eyed.
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"cough cough Where the heck am i?!?!?!?!?!" she said as she climbed out of the river. "MAN!!!!! My back hurts so much!!!!!!!! What the heck?!?!?!?! OMG!!! I wonder if I should go in….hmmmmmmm…" she was talking about the big rock that was after she walked for hours in the forest. "I KNOW IM GUNNA REGRET THIS!!!!" She yelled.
She saw that the jutsu's were gone. She made a jutsu that would quietly break the rock and make it appear to still be there (illusion).
She went inside to find a group sitting on a couch inside a house on the other side of the tunnel. She ran over next to the door back against the wall kunai ready.
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Sasuke and Naruto knew that sensei was gone so they went down.
"WHERE ARE YOU SAKURAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!" Naruto yelled.
"She isn't going to hear you dobe. She is gone."
"BUT SHE CANT BE GONE!!!!!!"
"STOP YELLING!!!!!! ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME DEAF?!?!?!"
"maybe……"
"Dobe. Maybe she went through the forest…"
"Well lets go! WE ARE COMING SAKURA-CHAN!!!!!!"
"NARUTO!!!"
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"okay im here. Now what? Maybe I can spy…..they are just sitting there! No plans? Is that Ino??? Ino?????? Oh….thats not ino…hehe!!! He looks like a girl…" Sakura was too preoccupied talking to herself she didn't notice the footsteps…
"What's this??? A spy?" Sakura quickly turned around to see a tall…..shark?(inner sakura:OMG!!!!!!! WTF? A SHARK OUT OF WATER?!?!?! RUN!!!!!!RUN ME RUN!!!!!!!!)(not inner sakura but outer sakura's thoughts: SHUT UP!!!! MY LEGS WONT MOVE!!! NO NO NO IM TO SCARED TO MOVE OR TALK!!!!)
"so? Are you a spy or not? Huh?" the tall 'shark' said.
(SPEAK!!!!!)
"W-W-WHATS IT TO YOU?!?!?"
"Cute…."
(EWWWWWWWW)
"ITACHI COME HERE LOOK WHAT I FOUND!"
(oh crap!!!!!!crapcrapcrapcrapcrap!!!!!!!)
Another man in a black cloak came out. Sakura relaxed….
"Sasuke? Why are you like that? Are you and Naruto playing tricks on me? Not funny you guys…"
The 'sasuke' sakura thought was raised an eyebrow.
"You guys came pretty fast…we have to be super quite… I found ppl in here…."
They stood still…
"YOU GUYS!!!! Wait…….your not sasuke….I cant sense your jutsu…."
Sakura got unrelaxed. She got in fighting mode.
"Who is this kisame?"
"I don't know I just found her spying…she doesn't know who we are Itachi."
"hn…" Itachi picked her up.
"HEY LET ME GO!!!!!!!YOU PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW!!!!!!AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!HELP!!!!IM BEING KIDNAPPED!!!!!HELP HELP HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!" Itachi and kisame went inside the akatsuki 'house' and sakura was still screaming so everyone looked their way.
"LET ME GO YOU MONSTER!!!!!!!HELP HELP HELP!!!!!ILL KICK YOUR GUYS' ASS IF YOU DON'T PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW!!!!!ANBU WILL COME FOR ME CUS IM THE TOP HEALER!!!!! LET ME GO!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAA-" he dropped her on the couch next to the guy she called 'Ino'.
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"she has to be SOMWHERE…" naruto complained
"….."
"SAKURA-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!"
"SHUT UP WILL YOU?!?!?!?!"
"NO!!!"
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"top healer? She may be of use kisame." Itachi said.
Sakura gulped
The guy that looked like ino (deidara) said "She's cute yeah?"
"double gulp"sakura said.
(inner sakura: THIS IS MY CHANCE!!!!RUN RUN RUN!!!!")
She quickly got up and ran towards the window but was grabbed by deidara this time. "Hey don't go! You have to st-" he was interrupted by sakura yelling again. "YOU JERKS!!!! LET GO OF ME!!!!!" "Sorry- um whats your name again yeah?"
"WHY WOULD I TELL YOU? YOUU BASTURD!!!!!!"
"Hey, hey calm down ,yeah?"
He sat her back down on the couch. Everyone was still watching. Staring at HER.
"STOP STARING!!!!!!" Everyone kept on staring.
She crossed her arm, closed her eyes and pouted.
Itachi came to the couch and pulled a hair out of her hair."hn…"
"OW!!!" She quickly stood up and slapped Itachi in the face. Everyone was shocked and thought (shes dead).
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Okay that was chapter one!!!!! hope you enjoyed it!!!!!