Paton can't find any intelligent life in here
Dorcas likes to sing about lobsters
Billy's decided to defend his marshmallow buddies to the death
Charlie could not refuse a BEER! He could really use a BEER! BEER! BEER! BEER!
Olivia says: … Cow turds surround me. O.o
Emma got shot with the Gay Gun
Lysander says: Hey, who shot her? I know I didn't.
A random Billy fan stole Billy's box
Be pleased to try cookie, but not give to Asa. Cookie make Asa go crazy
Gabriel has a fawesome shiny thing. Hope it ain't the Gay Gun…
Dorcas says: LOBSTER!!!!
Dr. Bloor got a cookie, coz cookies help him think up evil plans for world domination
Dagbert bought an Apple iRobot
Emma cried coz all the other girls keep running away from her
Joshua tried to steal something from Manfred's lip-gloss collection
Fidelio magically turned into a grammar nerd
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, Bananaphone!
Dr. Bloor gave his cookie to Asa. Oh, crap!
Emma says: This sucks! …I feel like tacos
Charlie has a fawesome budgie impression
Billy is a Gorillaz fanboy
Gabriel says: I'm gonna turn evil now I've got the Gay Gun!
Tancred says: But Gabe, we thought you were on our side!
Gabriel says: Don't call me Gabe!
Manfred says: Hey, Gabe!
Gabriel says: I HATE YOU WITH CHEESE!! (To Tancred) You know what, if you stop calling me Gabe, I'll come back to your side.
Tancred says: It's a deal!
Welcome mortals, I am hungry. (Slurp)
The cookie made Asa go crazy
Ezekiel's always been one monk short of a choir
Olivia needs somebody new to play Police Cops with
Emma broke down my front door
Emma says: Is it true that you got shot with the Gay Gun too?
I says: Why yes, it is true. Why do you ask?
Emma glomped mee! Woopwoop! 8D
Dagbert's iRobot taught him how to breakdance
Gabriel decided that the Gay Gun was too tempting so he threw it in the dumpster
Dorcas says: LLOOOOBSHHTEEER RUUUULEEES, DAAMMIIIT!
Olivia got slightly disturbed by the shenanigans of Tancred and Lysander
Asa shoved the Yewbeam aunts into a pool full of chocolate milk
Manfred found out that it was Joshua who stole from his lip-gloss collection
Zelda is trying to find an antidote to the Gay Gun
I says: Oh noes! If she does that, I'll lose my power as The Almighty Author!
Emma says: LET'S GET HER, EMO!!
I says: YEAH! TO THE EMO-MOBILE!!
Billy thinks that me and Emma have gone around the bend
ENDFREAK!!1