Harry Potter likes cheese
The boy who lived likes cheese a lot.
One Day James's son went to find some of his beloved cheese. preferably Ghouda, but Muenster would be okay too.
Petunia's nephew went into the common room to find some alluring cheese. "CHEESE?!?!" he yelled in a strangled voice that was, as always, filled with angst. Nope, all that was in the common room was Ron. Ron was not cheese, just cheesy, so the youngest seeker in over a century kept looking.
Dudley's cousin then went into the great hall, surely he would find some cheese in there! there had to be cheese, it was where everyone ate, and eating meant cheese. "CHEESE?!?!?" Sirius's Godson cried in angst and desperation. No, only Hermione was in here, with a bunch of little knobbly headed elves. she was instructing them on how to make a sock for themselves. hmm...socks reminded Voldermort's killer of cheese. So the search continued
Lily's little boy walked down to the kitchen's and tickled the pear. he went inside and cried in a voice filled with neediness...and angst "CHEESE?!?!" but alas, the house-elves were all up with Hermione learning how to make socks. No one could lead the poor little orphan to the cheese he was so desperately craving. So the hunt was still afoot.
Dobby's hero entered the Divination room. "CHEESE?!?!?" he cried, but Trelawny simply looked t him and said "cheese will be your downfall my dear." he laughed and went on
Then Ron's best friend went into the charms room "CHEESE?!?!?" he cried, but Flitwick had too much earwax in his abnormally large ears and so he summoned so peas for the Triwizard Champion, but that just made him angry. peas were no substitue for cheese
So Ginny's boyfriend went on and on. he encountered all sorts of things but no cheese.
The boy with the fully fledged patronus by third year found no cheese in the transfiguration room. "CHEESE?!?!?" he cried, but no cheese could be found
Pettigrew's savior found no mozzarella in the second floor bathroom. he did however, find Myrtle, who giggled too much and smelled like old cats. that was not cheese. "CHEESE?!?!?" he whimpered and went on.
Hermione's friend found no cheddar in the prefects bathroom. He did think he saw Cedric's ghost in there mumbling something about an egg and repeating the phrase "bring my body back" over and over. "CHEESE?!?!?" he said, but Cedric was slightly busy.
Undesirable number 1 found no cheese in the chamber of secrets. Tom was there though. so he stopped and joined him in a little session of bang-your-head-on-the-wall-repeatedly-yelling-angst-while-mourning-your-parents. Riddle couldn't stop saying "Ginny who mudblood and filches cat" so the surprise parslemouth left, a little freaked out and very hungry.
"CHEESE?!?!?" he screamqed but not one piece answered his calls.
The one whose patronus is a stag simply could not find any cheese.
So he walked back to the common room and there were all his friends huddled in a circle.
"SURPRISE!!" they yelled, and in the middle of their circle, was...
"CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and the heir to Grimauld Place ate it all up in one simgle gulp. now that that craving was settled he could focus on his other crving...for angst and pity!!
will things ever change??
just a spoof on all the fics that call HArry way too many names and several other jokes indced by a 1:47 a.m. stupor.
good night everyone...and please review, you can have some cheese if you do!