A/N tswift1fan: Oooh. New multi-chapter story. Whaaaat?
natasha99: Yay! (angles start singing)
Pit: (sings)
tswift1fan: Pit, what are you doing here?
Pit: Well, in Silly Smash Bros., I saw Link was helping you guys in the Author's Notes, so I wanted to try!
natasha99: Where's Link?
tswift1fan: Oh, he doesn't know we're posting his journal entries on the internet.
natasha99: Omg we're so devious.
DISCLAIMER: We do not own Super Smash Bros. or anything else that isn't ours.
Pit: Well that's descriptive
Sunday, April 27, 2014
Dear journal
Hi journal. I'm Link. I don't have a last name... But, that's not important right now. My best friend, Zelda, said that I should write my adventures down that way in the future they can become legends. I'm the famous hero of Hyrule, you see, but right now Zelda and I aren't in Hyrule because we've been invited to Super Smash Brothers. We've been here for a few years now.
I'm pretty sure you already know what Super Smash Brothers is because I found you in the Smash Store. So I guess I should start writing about stuff... Oh, I know! The creepiest thing happened this morning. So, my worst enemy, Ganondorf, I think he's got a stalking problem. He never leaves me alone. Pretty sure he's watching me right now, wich is creepy.
But, anyway, I was trying to get a soda this morning at the soda machine. I'm, uh, still getting used to modern technology, even though I've been here for a few years, but anyway, I putt my dollar bill in the machine but it kept spitting it back out. I was getting really irritated when I felt someone literally breathing down my neck. I turned around and Ganondorf's face was in my face. I was all "Eewwww." And I ran away from him. Even though I have the Triforce of Courage, that guy still scares me sometimes.
Aren't diaries, er, JOURNALS supposed to have, like, drama and stuff? Well, I guess I could say that I have a crush on my best friend. Her name is Zelda. She's a princess, but she's really tomboy-ish. She wears boots instead of those tacky high-heels that Peach wears. She also has a sword and is really tough. She also has the Triforce of Wisdom so she's really smart. She spends almost all day in the library, but she knows magic and can mostly defend herself unless she's out-numbered. She's also REALLY pretty. I almost always catch guys staring at her, wich makes me jealous.
So, earlier today Ami (Lucario) told me a joke. She's really bad at telling jokes. This is how it went down:
Ami: Hi Link! Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure...
Ami: Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie?
Me: Um, why?
Ami: It was rated AAAHHR!
I'm pretty sure she ripped that off of Spongebob Squarepants, but whatever. She busted up laughing after that and I just stood there awkwardly. She was all "Don't you get it? Cause it's a pirate movie?" And I said "Yeah, but I saw the same joke on Spongebob." She seemed disappointed that I didn't laugh, but reusing jokes is never funny.
Oh, I know. So I swear yesterday evening Zelda and I were having a moment, but Dark Link ruined it! We were sitting on the fountain and I swear we were about to kiss! Then we heard screaming and we kinda pulled away blushing. Dark Link jumped in the fountain with his butt on fire! I got angry at him. At first I thought it was because the idiot set himself on fire, but then he said it was because he got too close to Bowser, who was juggling fireballs at the time.
nOw I"m WrITinG ThiS WiTh My rIghT haNd beCaUSe mY LeFT hanD hUrts frOm aLL The WrITTinG. uMM, I gUeSS See yOU neXT TiMe...
-LInK
A/N tswift1fan: Wow, Link has bad handwriting.
Pit: Yeaaah...
natasha99: REVIEW and check out Silly Smash Bros. please!
tswift1fan: Hmm... It's kinda short... Hopefully Link writes longer entries in the future!