"Well, what makes you so special, Orochimaru, that you have the arrogance to claim you to be the better villain?" Frieza asked, chuckling under his breath.
The snake-like antagonist grinned a sinister grin, "Well, I tried to start an entire war, killed a major leader in the nation, AND tried to possess a teenage boy!"
"Pedophile!" coughed Zarbon, who was standing nearby Frieza.
"Hohoho…" Frieza chuckled, "That is nothing compared to me! I conquered most of the galaxy and slaughtered trillions of people when I destroyed their planets!"
Orochimaru couldn't hide his shock, but then regained his confidence, "I've heard worse…"
"Really? Find one person out there more devious than I am!"
Orochimaru pointed at a random woman passing by. She was dressed in golden armor that sparkled in the dim light of the chamber, with large jewels hanging from her hair and ears. She turned her graceful neck to glance at them through the corner of her eyes.
"What makes you so special?"
"Did you conquer an entire galaxy?" Frieza laughed, confidently.
"Galaxy?" the woman said, grinning, "I conquered the majority of the universe!"
"What!?" Frieza stammered, unable to comprehend this, "This is impossible!"
"I was going to blow it all up, too, when I was done," the woman said, grinning.
"And you are who?" Orochimaru asked, equally stunned.
"Sailor Galaxia! But what I did is nothing compared to what he did!" Galaxia said, pointing at a figure standing in the shadows.
They all turned to see a man wearing a large baboon suit over him. Frieza wanted to comment on his terrible fashion sense, something that Zarbon didn't hesitate to criticize.
"He wore THAT with those shoes. Really, people these days have no sense of fashion!"
"Zarbon, stop being a flaming homosexual."
"Right."
"Who are you?" Orochimaru asked.
"I am Naraku."
"What makes you so evil?" Frieza asked.
"I kept Inuyasha lasting 165 episodes!"
Frieza and Orochimaru gasped, "No! Impossible!" Frieza snarled, "That's true evil!"
"And I left it with no resolution!"
"You sick twisted bastard!" Orochimaru trembled.
"Yes," a figure with long white hair and a moon on his forehead stated, "But I made those episodes interesting."