This is a crossover between Sailor Moon, Gundam Wing, Tenchi, and a little bit of DBZ. It's crazy. I thought it up on the bus this morning. So, everyone in this story is in a, um, place. I don't know exactly where, but they're some where. Oh, and this is my first fic, so go easy on me, ne?
DISCLAIMER ::mutters:: I hate these things ::mutters:: I DON'T OWN NOTHIN! GET OVER IT! I'M BROKE! ::quietly to self:: that went well…
That Was Weird
"DIE! DIE! DI-, awe, damnit, Usagi! You won again!" "Yes! Go Usa! Go Usa! Go Usa! Go Usa!" Usagi got up and started to do a funky dance. "Urg" Ryoko mumbled, floating away.
"BOOKS! WE NEED BOOKS! WE. MUST. READ. _BOOKS_! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-HAHAHAH-::cough! cough! Hack!:: ahem. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" "Um, Ami? Are you OK? "OK? Of _course_ I'm OK! Why _wouldn't_ I be OK?" Ami starts breathing really hard and funny, hunched over and walked slowly around the room dragging her leg. She messed up her eyes and made one bigger than the other. Then she lolled her tongue out of the side of her mouth. (Think egor) "Hey! That looks like fun! I wanna try!" Minako yelled. She started to copy Ami's egor impression, except… except that Minako's looked way to demented.
"Hmmmmm, I'm going down down baby yo street in a Range Rover boom boom baby... ready to let it go Shimmy Shimmy cocoa wha listen to it now Light it up and take a puff, pass it to me now. I'm going down down baby-" "DUO! That's not how the song goes! And that song sucks MAJOR raspberries. You could at least sing a good song." Minako yelled at Duo. "Like what? Nelly da bomb!" Duo argued "NO! a I'm adorable, B I'm so beautiful, C I'm as cute as can be-" Minako yelled "D you're a demented duck, E you're an elephant's butt, F you're a big fat FREAK!" Duo finished. He jumped up, laughing, and ran away, Mina in hot pursuit (AN: ohhhhhhh, intelligent sentence! _There's_ something you don't see every day…) "HEY! That's not how it goes! Get back here, Duo!" Minako wined. "Yes, it is!" "No, it's not!" "Is!" "Not!" "Is!" "Not!" "IS!" "NOT!" "IS!" "NO-"
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH::breathes::AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" "Usako! Usako! Are you all right?" Mamoru ran up to Usagi in a hot pink tutu. He turned to a little clown-man. "What did you do to Usako?" Mamoru demanded. "I din' do nothen." Chou-tzu said. (AN: sorry, I can't spell) "What happened, Usako?" Mamoru asked, his tutu bobbing as he knelt down beside her. "Clowns scare me," Usagi said in a small, quiet voice. Then, right in his ear, she yelled to Mamoru: "AND DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME 'USAKO' EVER AGAIN, YOU GAY GIRLIE-MAN! VVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Then, she grabbed a chair that magically appeared out of no-where and hit Mamoru over the head repeatedly until he was out cold (which took a very long amount of time, considering how thick Mamo-baka's head is)
"Hello, Usssssagi. ::slurp:: How'sssssssss life? ::slurp::" Ami-Igor asked Usagi, who she found in the kitchen of the, um, palce, stuffing her face, as usual. Usagi turned her head towards the voice, surprised, cheeks bulged, making her look like a demented chipmunk with odangos. "Oh. Hi, 'mi. I whs jus' ea'n' 'ome 'ood." Usagi replied to the demented Ami-Igor. "Thatssssss nicccccccce ::slurp::. Sssssssssssee you around, Usssssssssagi :: slurp::." With that the demented Ami-Igor limped out of the room. " ::GULP:: that was weird. Oh, well!" Usagi then happily continues eating until the braided wonder came in, and started to eat, too. Um, I don't really want to go into details.
"TENCHI! WHERE ARE YOU?" Ryoko yelled, searching the place. Meanwhile, Tenchi is cowering behind the couch until- "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Minako yelled. She was dressed as a tarzan person and swing from a rope that came out of who-knows-where. "That was weird," Tenchi said. "oh, Tenchi..." Ryoko giggled from behind. "Ahhhhhh, Ryoko!" Tenchi got up from his hiding place and ran away. "ohh, please come back Tenchi!" Ryoko asked, following him and giggling. "RYOKO! WHERE ARE YOU?" Ayeka yelled., running around with a broom. "Uh, she went that way, I think." "Thank you." Ayeka started to run away, but stepped back to see who had told her. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "I don't get it! Why is every one so scared of me?" Chibi-Usa asked her self. Author makochan slides up beside her and whispers in her ear: "Because your pink" then, she disappears. "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I get it now. PLUTO! I wish I wasn't pink any more!" Chibi-Usa yelled. ::POOF!:: "COOL!" Chibi-Usa cried. Now she had blond hair, up in it's regular odangos, and dark blue eyes. "WOW! Chibi-Usa! You're not pink any more!" Makoto yelled. "Yessssssssssss. ::slurp:: that isssssssss Quite interesting. ::slurp::" the demented Ami-Igor said. "thanks. BYE!" "now chibi-usa is gone. Back to the future. Which brings up a question. How do you go _back_ to the _future_?" Minako asked, coming up be hind Ami-Igor and Makoto. "I don't know. Hey, guess what?" "what? ::slurp::" "..............PICCOLO!" Minako yelled. "WHERE?" Lady Jade asked, scared.
Well, that's it for this chapter. Tell me what you think!
That Was Weird
"DIE! DIE! DI-, awe, damnit, Usagi! You won again!" "Yes! Go Usa! Go Usa! Go Usa! Go Usa!" Usagi got up and started to do a funky dance. "Urg" Ryoko mumbled, floating away.
"BOOKS! WE NEED BOOKS! WE. MUST. READ. _BOOKS_! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-HAHAHAH-::cough! cough! Hack!:: ahem. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" "Um, Ami? Are you OK? "OK? Of _course_ I'm OK! Why _wouldn't_ I be OK?" Ami starts breathing really hard and funny, hunched over and walked slowly around the room dragging her leg. She messed up her eyes and made one bigger than the other. Then she lolled her tongue out of the side of her mouth. (Think egor) "Hey! That looks like fun! I wanna try!" Minako yelled. She started to copy Ami's egor impression, except… except that Minako's looked way to demented.
"Hmmmmm, I'm going down down baby yo street in a Range Rover boom boom baby... ready to let it go Shimmy Shimmy cocoa wha listen to it now Light it up and take a puff, pass it to me now. I'm going down down baby-" "DUO! That's not how the song goes! And that song sucks MAJOR raspberries. You could at least sing a good song." Minako yelled at Duo. "Like what? Nelly da bomb!" Duo argued "NO! a I'm adorable, B I'm so beautiful, C I'm as cute as can be-" Minako yelled "D you're a demented duck, E you're an elephant's butt, F you're a big fat FREAK!" Duo finished. He jumped up, laughing, and ran away, Mina in hot pursuit (AN: ohhhhhhh, intelligent sentence! _There's_ something you don't see every day…) "HEY! That's not how it goes! Get back here, Duo!" Minako wined. "Yes, it is!" "No, it's not!" "Is!" "Not!" "Is!" "Not!" "IS!" "NOT!" "IS!" "NO-"
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH::breathes::AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" "Usako! Usako! Are you all right?" Mamoru ran up to Usagi in a hot pink tutu. He turned to a little clown-man. "What did you do to Usako?" Mamoru demanded. "I din' do nothen." Chou-tzu said. (AN: sorry, I can't spell) "What happened, Usako?" Mamoru asked, his tutu bobbing as he knelt down beside her. "Clowns scare me," Usagi said in a small, quiet voice. Then, right in his ear, she yelled to Mamoru: "AND DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME 'USAKO' EVER AGAIN, YOU GAY GIRLIE-MAN! VVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Then, she grabbed a chair that magically appeared out of no-where and hit Mamoru over the head repeatedly until he was out cold (which took a very long amount of time, considering how thick Mamo-baka's head is)
"Hello, Usssssagi. ::slurp:: How'sssssssss life? ::slurp::" Ami-Igor asked Usagi, who she found in the kitchen of the, um, palce, stuffing her face, as usual. Usagi turned her head towards the voice, surprised, cheeks bulged, making her look like a demented chipmunk with odangos. "Oh. Hi, 'mi. I whs jus' ea'n' 'ome 'ood." Usagi replied to the demented Ami-Igor. "Thatssssss nicccccccce ::slurp::. Sssssssssssee you around, Usssssssssagi :: slurp::." With that the demented Ami-Igor limped out of the room. " ::GULP:: that was weird. Oh, well!" Usagi then happily continues eating until the braided wonder came in, and started to eat, too. Um, I don't really want to go into details.
"TENCHI! WHERE ARE YOU?" Ryoko yelled, searching the place. Meanwhile, Tenchi is cowering behind the couch until- "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Minako yelled. She was dressed as a tarzan person and swing from a rope that came out of who-knows-where. "That was weird," Tenchi said. "oh, Tenchi..." Ryoko giggled from behind. "Ahhhhhh, Ryoko!" Tenchi got up from his hiding place and ran away. "ohh, please come back Tenchi!" Ryoko asked, following him and giggling. "RYOKO! WHERE ARE YOU?" Ayeka yelled., running around with a broom. "Uh, she went that way, I think." "Thank you." Ayeka started to run away, but stepped back to see who had told her. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "I don't get it! Why is every one so scared of me?" Chibi-Usa asked her self. Author makochan slides up beside her and whispers in her ear: "Because your pink" then, she disappears. "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I get it now. PLUTO! I wish I wasn't pink any more!" Chibi-Usa yelled. ::POOF!:: "COOL!" Chibi-Usa cried. Now she had blond hair, up in it's regular odangos, and dark blue eyes. "WOW! Chibi-Usa! You're not pink any more!" Makoto yelled. "Yessssssssssss. ::slurp:: that isssssssss Quite interesting. ::slurp::" the demented Ami-Igor said. "thanks. BYE!" "now chibi-usa is gone. Back to the future. Which brings up a question. How do you go _back_ to the _future_?" Minako asked, coming up be hind Ami-Igor and Makoto. "I don't know. Hey, guess what?" "what? ::slurp::" "..............PICCOLO!" Minako yelled. "WHERE?" Lady Jade asked, scared.
Well, that's it for this chapter. Tell me what you think!