I really don't know how to say this.
Truly, I feel stupid thinking it.
But you're a liar, and you make sure that your web is picture perfect always.
You're also very pretty, I suppose, but your personality is anything but.
Talented, when you put your mind to it.
Most of the time you don't, though, so it's a huge waste of my time.
People love you, but they don't know the truth: you're a coward.
Your fame is not deserved, but you have it anyway, for things you didn't do.
I wonder how you live with yourself.
Then I remember: you don't, because you have no memory of all of this.
Tragic, I guess, but you kinda deserve it.
How many others are like you: foolish, horrible people guarded by a pretty face?
I'm sure there are a lot like you.
Makes me lose a little bit of faith in humanity.
Character study of Gilderoy Lockhart.