We All Love Jabba!
Disclaimer- I don't own Star Wars…Blah Blah…You know the rest
This is a 'humorous poem' (or so I say) About Jabba. May not be true, only my second. LA!
Ok, he may be fat,
And ok, he may be bad,
But we all love Jabba,
You say we must be mad.
His character is slobbish,
He is a giant slug,
But we all adore him,
It's him we want to hug!
We all love Jabba,
He's very fat and big,
He's a very very very slimy
Thingy-majig!
So we sing the Jabba song,
While they cut off his head,
And now we're very very sad,
'Cos poor old Jabba's dead
To imprison Princess Leia,
We think he was quite drunk,
He's really truly not that bad,
Although he smells like skunk.
All he needs is a good bath,
And perhaps a brand new tie,
And he would look quite dashing,
Oh my oh my oh my!
We all love Jabba,
He's very fat and big,
He's a very very very slimy
Thingy-majig!
So we sing the Jabba song,
While they cut off his head,
And now we're very very sad,
'Cos poor old Jabba's dead
So n9ow we cry for Jabba,
Our slimy smelly pal,
We hope he may return someday
As a fox or a hen or a cow.
Oh Jabba Jabba Jabba,
That thing in outer space,
We miss that fat old alien thing,
With a rhino's bum for a face!
We all love Jabba,
He's very fat and big,
He's a very very very slimy
Thingy-majig!
So we sing the Jabba song,
While they cut off his head,
And now we're very very sad,
'Cos poor old Jabba's dead!