'Come on, knock that crap out! You've got guard duty at the Mushroom Castle!' A frustrated castle guardian toad shouts.

'One more, then I'll go!' The other preoccupied castle guardian toad shouts back.

'You sure do love my booty toots~! We've been at this for hours! Butt I don't mind. I could toot like this for days~!' The pink haired toad girl proudly boasted.

This spunky girl who has been farting on that castle guard toad for hours (yeesh!) is Toadette. She is not only the gassiest toad in all of the Mushroom Kingdom. But she is also the Smurfette of the toads. The only girl toad amongst them, in case you didn't get the Smurfs reference. What are the odds? Probably one in ten billion.

Any who, because she's the only one. All the other toads in the Kingdom are always fighting over her. Oh, you thought that guard toad was mad that his cohort is shirking his duties? Wrong!

'You were supposed to take over for me an hour ago! And I want a go with Toadette now!' The frustrated toad grabbed the other with both hands, and attempted to yank him away from Toadette's booty. Which he is firmly grasping. (Get the reference there with the firmly grasping? No? Never mind. Back to proper narration.)

See told you. He's just a toadette loving fart sniffer like all the other toads across the Mushroom Kingdom. Maybe even across the whole Mario Universe. Which is really quite insane!

'Why don't you both sniff my toots at the same time~!' Tootette... (damn, slip of the tongue!) Toadette suggested.

'That seems fair!' The toad, who had been sniffing farts for hours, (still can't believe that), agreed.

'You moron! There needs to be one of us guarding the castle AT ALL TIMES!' The toad, frustrated from before, (actually he's still frustrated), argued.

'Come on! What could possibly happen while we're gone?' The toad, WHO SMELLS LIKE ASS!, argued back. Sorry for a lack of professionalism there. Just can't believe— never mind, back to the story at hand.

And to prove the point that the frustrated toad presented, here came Bowser flying by in his weird ass propellor contraption, 'No one was guarding the castle while I came by. So I kidnapped Princess Peach. Yep,' he waved to the toads, and toadette, 'Bye! I'm off to my castle to rape Peach!' And then he— rape peach! That is an inappropriate plot point to write! Ahem... then he flew off to his castle... to rape... that is so wrong.

'See! I told you! Now the poor princess is going to be deflowered... and probably ripped in half by that tyrant's gargantuan cock!' Well put. Oh! Ahem. The frustrated toad screamed.

'How could I have been so careless!? But seriously, I think we can agree it's partly your fault for not staying behind.'

'Fuck you! I wanted to sniff Toadette's farts too!' The two toads, nasty fuckers might I add, bitched at each other.

'This is my time to shine! A chance to be a heroine! And a gassy one to boot~!' Toadette excitingly took off to the air the only way she knew how. By farting! The blast was so powerful that it blew off the bitching toad guards clothes, slammed them down into the ground, and knocked off their mushrooms atop their heads. Revealing them to be bald covering caps!

At Bowser's fortress of death, and torture. Seriously, you have to weave in between swinging spike balls, and jump over platforms of lava. All while taking out his minions. How does he even get around himself?

Bowser presses a button, and everything freezes in time so he can safely take Peach to his bedroom to fuck her brains out. Him freezing everything in time just raises further questions. Once inside, a timer wears off (since when was there a timer?), and everything resumes back to its' original state.

A fart is heard outside along with the doors being hit inwards a bit. Toadette is trying to break down the doors with her farts! A koopa troopa stares at the doors as they are pounded by a huge fart for the second time. 'Da fuck?' The koopa troopa asks no one in particular.

A third fart slams against the doors, which makes them go flying across the hallway taking out all the swinging spike balls of doom with em'. Dayuuuum! The koopa troopa, whose eyes were the size of frying pans, was in utter shock!

'Afraid I can't let you continue any further missy!' The koopa troopa's state of shock had worn off, 'Turn back now or I'll—' The koopa troopa didn't get to finish being threatening (pff! As if he ever was!) before Toadette picked him up, and looked him straight in the eyes, which resumed to being the size of frying pans again, 'Nuh, uh! No chance! I'm the heroine of this story~!'

Toadette swung the koopa troopa behind her butt, (surprisingly big butt for such a tiny mushroom girl), and blasted her nasty ass gas smack dab against the koopa troopa's face. 'And a gassy one to boot~!' She stated an earlier phrase once more. The koopa troopa attempted to hide from the smell by ducking his head into the darkness of his shell. But what do you think happened next?

Toadette, whose ass was still violently blasting meaty acidic fumes, plugged her thicc butt against the opening of the koopa troopa's shell, (knew this was going to happen didn't ya'), and filled it full of powerful methane. Needless to say, the koopa troopa suffocated to death. Toadette tossed the dead minion into the lava turning it into a dry bone. Holy fuck, she's brutal!

'Oh, yeah~! Bowser won't stand a chance against this booty~!' She gave her booty a hard smack, which tooted in return, 'Well said, booty of mine~!' Did she just talk to her booty? Oh, well. This story isn't serious anyway, clearly.

Now because there wasn't enough Toadette farting going on in this story. The writer wrote this part in while proof reading. Seriously!

Toadette heard Bowser through the bedroom door up ahead talking about what he was going to do to peach, and god is he one sick puppy. 'Here I come to save the day~!'

'Nope!' Kamek, riding on his broom, flicked his wand, and cast a shrinking spell on Toadette, 'I'll end you here now with one little crush— Oh shit.'

Kamek fucked up, and Toadette grows big hitting her head on the ceiling, 'Ouch!'

'I better just leave—' Kamek tries to fly off, but Toadette reaches down, and grabs him by the collar of his robe.

'What was that about ending me~? I'll end you~!' Toadette crams Kamek head first up her booty hole, and begins farting. As one would expect at this point. You want a description of the fart's smell? Use your imagination for once! Any who. She keeps farting like fucking nuts. Kamek's legs are just kicking about frantically, it's really quite funny. Soon she shrinks from letting all her gas out, and Kamek shoots out at a wall, and splatters dead against it. Harsh.

'Now, princess. Time to show you why I'm a king,' Bowser whips out his enormous cock— hold on. Let me just preview this scene, and make sure its' not too graphic. Let's see...Oh, god! Blarf! He has spikes on his—!? And the blood! Why would anyone write— Nah, just fucking with you. No actual rape happens. Remember this story is called Tootette Saves the Day! Actually, I think that's a typo. Any who!

Toadette farts down the door to Bowser's bedroom. Why ARE her farts so powerful? 'Not so fast, you meanie wienie~! Good gravy~! Put your junk away~! This is a fart fetish story~! Not a cock fetish story~!'

Bowser pushes his cock, and balls inside of him making them disappear. Gross. He looms over Toadette like a tower, 'How is a tiny girl like you? Going to stop a big man like me?'

'Hold on a moment while I address to the readers~,' Toadette waggles a stubby finger at the tyrant king, 'by now you've probably been disappointed by this story, because of how silly it is~. Well, this next bit is for all you who thought that! Serious mode~!'

'I'll show you how a little girl is going to beat a big man like you~' Toadette twirls around, and flashes a peace sign along with a twinkle in her eye. She unleashes a slobbering toot from her cute cheeks. The brown gas cloud from it envelops around Bowser's head. His eyes turn to x's, and he collapses onto his back. His eyes change to swirls, and spin around.

Toadette walks along Bowser's big belly up to his face, and slaps him across the cheek waking him up, 'Time to show you just how gassy I can be~!'

Bowser's lips quiver in fear. Toadette with a cheeky smirk upon her face pulls down her panties presenting her cute booty. She drops down on Bowser's face with a soft plop.

She relaxes her feet on top of his belly using him like a reclining chair. She squints an eye, and bites down on her bottom lip dropping a fart bomb against his smothered face. She allows the struggling tyrant to take in the smell of her musky crack, and cheesy flatus before saying, 'Position change~!'

Toadette turns herself around, and presses her butt hole against his mouth. 'Taste my heroism~!' She giggles, and floods the inside of his jowls with potent flatus. The bitter taste bringing tears to his eyes. 'Eat it~!' She demands.

Bowser, hoping she will give him mercy if he obeys, gulps down the sour by product of toadette's booty. 'Good tyrant~!' She smiles. Bowser gives a nervous thumbs up. 'Now are you going to let Princess Peach go~?' She gets off of him, and slips her panties back on.

'Mario already rescued her...' Bowser admits.

'Bwuh? Then who were you—' Toadette notices that on Bowser's bed is a blow up doll of Peach.

'It's how I get by when I don't have her kidnapped...' he explains.

'Oh.' Toadette shrugs, twirls, and poses with a peace sign. Her eyes sparkle.

'Get out of my castle!' Bowser demands.

'Right~!' Toadette nervously giggles, and farts herself out of the window. The gas makes Bowser pass out on his bed which breaks it to pieces under his full weight collapsing on it.