Disclaimers: 'Biohazard/Resident Evil' belongs to Capcom and 'Animaniacs' belongs to Warner Brothers respectfully.
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Bio-Maniacs
By Charles Xavier
(Parody of the Animaniacs theme)
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It's time for Bio-maniacs,
And they're hungry to the max.
Don't just sit back and relax,
They're as deadly as anthrax,
They're Bio-Maniacs.
Come join Leon and Chris,
And his lovely sister Claire,
As they try to thwart Umbrella's devilish nightmare.
With Barry, Jill and Rebecca, they're all fully aware
A virus is loose,
And then vamoose,
The dead walk everywhere!
They're Bio-Maniacs.
Ada is hot, and Carlos yaks.
Lisa Trevor moans and quacks,
While Jay Reston plays the sax.
The Bio-Maniacs.
The evil Albert Wesker
Wants to rule the universe.
Bitores and Ramon
Want to spread Saddler's vile curse.
William chases Sherry,
While Marcus sings a verse.
The Tyrant's flipped,
The Nemesis's pissed.
How more could things get worse?
They're Bio-Maniacs.
They have ears filled with ear wax.
They're crazy to the max,
There's rotting flesh in their slacks.
They're Bio-Manee
Totally and zany,
Here's the game's namey,
Bio-Maniacs!
They will attack!