EPIC RAP OF ANIME!
GOTEN VS NATSUMI!
BEGIN!
Natsumi:
Either my brother Fuyuki has a bad hair day, or you're a Mohawk wielding munchkin from the land of the fae, just what the hell are you anyway? Even red space frogs can't resist my style, your fans are gonna flat out forget you for a while! Ya call yourself a Saiyan but you're only three feet tall, I'm Natsupurumi Danger Fire Girl, I've got it ALL!
Goten:
Seriously, what makes you think I can't give a throttle? I'm a Super Saiyan, you're a wannabe sports swimsuit model!
Why should it matter to you what I am? What if I like eating cookies, and strawberry jam? You'll be my personal chef and waitress when this is all done! Me and my homeboy Trunks are gonna power up, better RUN!
Natsumi:
Another little freak? Ha, yeah, I'm sure he's real rough. You had an absent dad, so how could YOU be tough? Don't think for a second that I'll let you win, I'm smarter than you, athletic, and THIN!
Goten:
Absent dad, Daddy's girl? Well what happened to yours? I'll hold a pic of your BF Sobero and eat smores! This battle is gonna be easy as pie, I'm a master of rap, I'll ascend to the sky!
I think Trunks is here and it's time for a fusion!
Won't be long now and you're gonna be losin'!
Trunks shows up and they do a super fusion, turning Goten into Gotenks.
Koyuki steps in to help Natsumi.
Koyuki:
To beat these two guys you'll need the help of a Ninja! Just so ya know, I'll give you my pet echidna!
Natsumi:
Thanks Koyuki, that's really sweet, but I prefer hedgehogs though echidnas are neat.
Koyuki cries and runs away. Meanwhile Goten and Trunks are doing a super saiyan fusion.
Gotenks:
KAMIKAZE GHOST ATTACK! Ghosts surround natsumi and make her too cold and paralyzed to rap.
Angol Mois steps in with her spear and strikes the ground,
Angol Mois says:
ARMAGEDDON!
The two dragonball z boys fall flat on their backs from the sheer power of Angol Mois. The ghosts run over to protect the boys. Meanwhile, Natsumi recovers. Kululu fires an age-ifying ray gun at Natsumi giving her an older lady body.
Natsumi:
Guess I'm a little too hot for you now, now all you're gonna rap to me is "WOW"
Goten:
No, not really I don't even like girls, I'm not losing to you, hell I've won battles with squirrels.
I'm a little fuzzy headed I have to admit, don't remember where I am, and I'm covered in ghost shit!
Natsumi:
Well then, maybe we should leave it at that, I think we all know who's the goddess of rap!
(However, more ghosts begin to surround Natsumi)
Ghosts: Sorry Natsumi but Goten's power level is OVER 9000!
Who won?
Who's next?
Epic rap battles of Anime!