Back! I'm getting around to updating my other fic, I swear. This'll have chapters too. Italicsthoughts. BoldChaos. I own nothing.

Carpe Diem

Today was the day. Today, she would tell him.
Yuffie walked -no, bounced- down the somewhat abandoned street- it was fairly early, on a sunday- to the hotel he was staying at while he was here.
She usually got up fairly late, which made her early visit somewhat odd. But he was worth it, you know.
The door or the window?
I don't have a clue where Vince is staying, but the door is so...
BORING...
She grinned, leaned back, cracked her knuckles, ran towards the wall and started scaling the side of the hotel.
"He probably has the curtains closed..." She thought aloud. "I mean, he probably doesn't like-" To her suprise, Vincent's curtains and window were open, he was on the second story, and she could see his cloak hanging off one of the chairs from where she was.
Without thinking, she jumped right in. What she saw made her quickly jump out before Vincent could kill her.
Apparently, his cloak wasn't the only thing he wasn't wearing.

Vincent had been changing out of his sleepwear (you couldn't really call a black t-shirt and god-knows-what-colored boxers PJ's, could you?) when Yuffie had come in, which meant that he was out of the view of the window, stark naked. When he saw the young ninja jump in, stare, and then jump back out as quickly as possible, it only took him a few moments to guess what had happened. So he got dressed, sat down on his chair, and gave Yuffie his best 'stare of impending doom' as she gingerly climbed back in, looking somewhat like the realistic version of a "sweatdropping" manga cartoon.
"Heh heh."
"Couldn't you have knocked?"
"I was outside your window, doofus- I mean, Vince. I couldn't have knocked or I would've, like, FALLEN OFF THE BUILDING."
That wouldn't have been much of a loss.
Well, I like her. She's funny.
To you.
Chaos laughed.
"I would have thought your 'ninja powers' would save you."
"..."
Vincent didn't smirk.
Yuffie gulped.
"You could apologize..."
Yuffie let out a breath and repeatedly stated that she was 'really, really sorry'.
"Now leave."
"BUT-"
"Leave."
"No way!"
"Yuffie..."
"I have something I need to tell you!"
"Speak, then, and begone."
"...I, uh, well..."

T'il next time. :D

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