Operation: R.E.V.E.N.G.E _ (Sequel to Operation: D.E.S.T.R.O.Y K.N.D)
Really
Evil
Villains
Engage in a
New
Group of
Evil vengeance _
Summary: Jessie comes back from Hogwarts, but a bit different. Kearra leaves off to Michigan. And somebody from South Park side's with The Delightful Children From Down The Lane. 'Nuff said.
Rabbit: Yes!!! Another long fan fic by yours truly! ::Is a bit less evil now::
Numbuh 2: Yeah, we know.
Rabbit: Except this is the sequel to Operation D.E.S.T.R.O.Y K.N.D.
Numbuh 2: Yep.
Rabbit: Oh man, this is going to be so kewl!!!!
Numbuh 2: Really?
Rabbit: * Glares * I would kill you right now but I'm not going to....BECAUSE I LUV YA!!!!! ::Put's her hand on his shoulder::
Numbuh 2: ::Thinking:: It's about time.
Rabbit: I heard that!
Numbuh 2: WHAT?! How?! O.o
Rabbit: I have mind reading powers. So ha!
Numbuh 2: Okay.... O.o
Rabbit: Now read the Disclaimer!!!!!!!! .
Numbuh 2: * Clears throat * Rabbit does' not own The KND, Harry Potter, South Park, Eggo waffles, Charmed or Dragon Ball Z. She only owns her fan kids, The Gamers Club and * looks at the card confused * an animal device?
Rabbit: You'll see what I mean in the fic.
Numbuh 2: Okay. O.O'
Rabbit: Now go and enjoy the fic everyone!!!!! ^-^
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Chapter 1: Welcome...back?
"Please!" An African-American girl with a purple shirt and purple shorts on pleaded.
"I'm not sure, Kearra. We'll have to talk to KND IHQ." Numbuh 1 said.
"Thanks Numbuh 1." Kearra said and smiled.
"Where do you have to go that's so important?" He asked her.
"Gotta head back to Michigan. I got a call that a member of The Gamers Club got killed during a really brutal mission." Kearra said. This made the Kids Next Door get a bit scared.
"Okay, that's all we need to know. But when is she coming?" Numbuh 1 asked.
"She should be here by tomorrow." Kearra said as she went and got her purple super scooter out.
"Okay then." Numbuh 1 said.
"Bye you guys!" Kearra said as she blasted off on the super scooter. It was going really fast and flames were coming out of the one part for the boost.
"Bye!" The KND shouted. They headed towards their HQ. Numbuh 2 took one last look at the TGC house, and then left with the rest of the KND members.
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The next day, The Kids Next Door were inside of the TGC house, in the conference room. There was a banner across the wall that said "Welcome Back!" and other decorations. There was also food and some cake. Numbuh 3 went to peek out the door, then shut it and came running back to the conference room.
"I just seen her ride into the garage!" Numbuh 3 said excitedly.
"Okay. Kids Next Door, places!" Numbuh 1 ordered.
Numbuh 3 and Numbuh 4 hid under the table. Numbuh 5 hid behind a chart. Numbuh 2 hid in the master moving chair, the back facing the doorway. And Numbuh 1 hid in a different moving chair, it's back facing the doorway. Footsteps were heard and the door opened.
"Could this week get any worse?" A young voice said. "KEARRA!!! WHERE THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU?" A young feminine figure walked into the conference room. But for some reason the feminine figure looked and sounded a bit familiar.
"SUP-rise?" The KND said clueless. They looked at the figure.
"Oh, hello guys. Didn't expect you to be here." The young familiar figure said.
"Jessie, is that you?" Numbuh 2 asked. The feminine figure sighed.
"Yes, its me. I look totally different, don't I?" She said. Jessie had short hair, and looked about four years younger. Her clothes were really baggy.
"Really." They all said.
"How could this week get any worse I thought? First I get off the Hogwarts express to run into my mum. I get brought home and get mah hair cut. Then I come back here on my scooter and get my age changed by those Buttpipe's From Down the Lane! And what now can possibly go wrong?" Jessie said.
"Wait a minute, got your age changed? But how? We destroyed that device. But maybe we can change you back." Numbuh 1 said.
"It's to late. When they were chasing after me, they dropped it and accidentally stepped on it." Jessie said a bit sad. "But where is Kearra at?"
"Well, she told us that a member of The Gamers Club got killed during a mission in Michigan. And that she had to leave there to take that persons place." Numbuh 1 said.
"Aw crap, that's like the tenth death of all the years I've been at The Gamers Club." Jessie said. "Now what do I do? I'll be stuck here all alone!"
"Well, after this we have another surprise for you." Numbuh 1 said.
"You do? Hey, I like surprises!" Jessie said and grinned.
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After getting welcomed back and all: The Kids Next Door had blindfolded Jessie and took her to the KND Tree house HQ.
"Oh, this must be the really good surprise then?" Jessie asked.
"Yep" Numbuh 2 said.
Jessie was taken though the tree house till they got to a steel door that had a red six painted on it. Numbuh 2 did the honors and took the blindfold off of Jessie's eyes. She opened her eyes to find herself in front of a steel door with a six painted in red on it.
"Go on in." Numbuh 1 said to Jessie. She shrugged and went up to the door, it opened when she got there. Jessie walked into the room. Her jaw almost fell on the floor because of the sight.
Her wrestling ring was almost in the middle of the room with the T.V. things on the ceiling. There was a spiral staircase going around a tree. At the top of the tree was Jessie's bed. Her Eminem, Stone Cold, and other posters were on the walls. The signed Stone Cold Steve Austin picture she had always admired was in a special case on the wall. The couch, the big screen T.V., her radio, and a desk was in the room. And the floor she was standing on was a carpet with a giant red six on it. Jessie had no clue what was going on.
"Uh, guys. What's going on?" Jessie asked.
"Well, since you have no other place to go really. We decided to ask KND IHQ if you could come into our organization. They had to think about it for a while because you 'were' a teenager." Numbuh 1 said.
"Oh" Jessie said.
"We'll be going now. Let you enjoy yourself in your new room." Numbuh 1 said with a smile. Numbuh's 1,3,4 and 5 left.
But Numbuh 2 still remained. He watched Jessie run to the wrestling ring. She looked under it to find steel chairs, ladders, and other hardcore wrestling items.
"Cool, steel chairs!" Jessie said and pulled one out from under the ring.
Numbuh 2 decided to sneak up on her, which was a bad idea. Numbuh 2 tapped her on the shoulder. Jessie got scared and raised the chair up, closed her eyes, turned around and hit whoever tapped her on the shoulder. She opened her eyes and realized that she hit Numbuh 2 on the head.
"Oh, I'm so sorry Numbuh 2!" Jessie said in a concerned tone.
"It's okay, I'm fine." Numbuh 2 said wobbling around like he is dazed or dizzy because of the chair-to-the-head.
"Here, let me help you." Jessie said helping Numbuh 2 over to the couch. She didn't mean to hit him on the head. But she was really lucky she didn't knock him out or make him go into a coma or give him amnesia. "I'm really, really sorry." Jessie said.
"Really, I'm fine." Numbuh 2 said with his hands on his head.
"Are you sure?" Jessie asked in a worried tone.
"Positive" Numbuh 2 said with a smile.
"Okay then. Now I don't have to smack myself in the head with a chair." Jessie said smiling.
"You were going to hit yourself with the chair?" Numbuh 2 asked his hands now off his head. Jessie leaned over to him.
"Of course I wouldn't hit myself in the head." Jessie said and kissed him on the lips. Numbuh 2 had a warm fuzzy feeling that moment, like the last time he got a kiss on the lips.
"I'll be going now." Numbuh 2 said getting up from the couch.
"Okay, bye Numbuh 2." Jessie said with a friendly smile on her face.
"Yeah, bye Numbuh 6." Numbuh 2 said as he left out of Jessie's room.
"I think I'm really going to like this place." Jessie said looking around again.
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[The next day _]
The Kids Next Door were sitting down eating breakfast. That's until Numbuh 1 noticed somebody wasn't there.
"Do you guy's know where Numbuh 6 is?" Numbuh 1 asked. Everyone shrugged.
"Hey you guys!" A voice said. All of the KND members turned to the voice. They met with a ten-year-old feminine figure with Army boots on, camouflage pants and shirt on, and a camouflage helmet on that had a red six painted on. The helmet covered her eyes.
"Hello, Numbuh 6. I see you have some new attire?" Numbuh 1 asked.
"Yeah, I needed something new to wear. But it wasn't easy to get." Numbuh 6 said.
"It wasn't easy to get?" Numbuh 1 asked.
"Yeah, had to make a bet with some adult that was trying to get me to brush my teeth. I betted him $30 that I could do the Matrix." Numbuh 6 said.
"And?"
"Well, I did it and I got me $30. So I had to buy me some of this stuff at a military store. They wanted to know why I was buying it and I said: 'Because I'm going to boot camp tomorrow and I need this today.' So they gave me the stuff for free because they were like: 'It's a good thing your parents are doing their job.' And I said 'Well I'm more glad for them than you might be.' Then I just left out of there. I found some red paint and painted a six on the helmet. So now I just have $30 now." Numbuh 6 said with a grin.
"Wait, who was trying to get you to brush your teeth?" Numbuh 1 asked.
"I think it was some weirdo call Knightbrace or something. But I got away as he came towards me." Numbuh 6 said.
"What did you do?" Numbuh 2 asked.
"Well, I kicked him in the shins and ran off as fast as I could." Numbuh 6 said.
"Ouch!" Numbuh's 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 said.
"Yeah, that's what I thought a first when I did it. I must be on my way. Got some things to do." Numbuh 6 said and went off to her room.
"Wonder what she's up to?" Numbuh 1 said.
"Maybe she's having a tea party!" Numbuh 3 said.
"I'd doubt if Numbuh 6 would be having a tea party." Numbuh 5 said.
"I'll go check on her." Numbuh 2 said.
"Of course you'll go check on your girlfriend." Numbuh 4 said. Numbuh 2 bit his lip so that he wouldn't blush.
"That's a good idea Numbuh 2. You can go check on her." Numbuh 1 said smiling. Numbuh 2 got up and started to walk to Numbuh 6's room, blushing.
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[Numbuh 6's room]
Numbuh 6 was writing a letter on parchment with an eagle feather quill and a bottle of ink. She was finished with it in a matter of minutes. But outside of Numbuh 6's room was Numbuh 2 trying not to get to close to the door and make it open. Jessie began to read the letter aloud:
"Professor Dumbledore, I am sorry to break some bad news to you. As I am on summer vacation now, I will not be able to come back to Hogwarts this year or maybe never. I have been turned into a ten-year-old as you see I can't write in cursive. I guess you can say I am dropping out of Hogwarts. I just can't go back looking like a ten-year-old. You can tell Harry this if you want. Sincerely, Jessie A." Numbuh 6 had finished reading her letter aloud. (Jessie A: And I am not sure if you can drop out or not. Just trying to screw around and all with the rules and stuff. Numbuh 2: Like always. Jessie A: Shut up before a shove doughnuts down your throat. Numbuh 2: I'm ready! * Opens his mouth * Jessie A: * Sigh * He can never tell when you're just jokin' around. * Sweat drop anime style *)
Numbuh 2 now knew the news and ran towards back to the rest of the KND. Numbuh 1 had seen Numbuh 2 run in the room.
"Well?" Numbuh 1 asked
"She was writing a letter to somebody named Professor Dumbledore or something?" Numbuh 2 said.
"Professor Dumbledore? Who's that?" Numbuh 1 asked.
"I'm not sure." Numbuh 2 said.
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[Back at Numbuh 6's room]
A handsome brown owl was perched on the chair. One of its legs was getting a message tied to it.
"Go on Kyle. Deliver it to Professor Dumbledore." Numbuh 6 said. Kyle hooted softly and flew out of a big window. "I hope he gets that letter."
Just then, the rest of the Kids Next Door came walking into the room.
"Um, Numbuh 6, not to be intruding or anything but who were you writing to?" Numbuh 1 asked.
"Well, I had to write to the Headmaster to let him know I wasn't going back to school." Numbuh 6 said.
"Oh, uh, so the headmasters name was Professor Dumbledore?" Numbuh 1 asked.
"Yeah. I guess you guys overheard me reading my letter out loud. I just wanted to know if it sounded right to me." Numbuh 6 said.
"It's okay. We were just curious." Numbuh 1 said.
"Cause I thought you guys thought I was writing a letter to Professor Chaos." Numbuh 6 said her eyes widening.
"Professor Chaos?" Numbuh 1 asked.
"He's the dude that made those clones last year. But who knows what he is doing right now." Numbuh 6 said.
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[The Delightful Children From Down The Lane's Mansion]
"It's such an honor for you to join us." The Delightful Children From Down The Lane said to a shadowed figure.
"It's an honor to join you and get some revenge." The shadowed figure said.
"What's your name again?" The DCFDTL asked.
"The name is Professor Chaos." The shadowed figure said and came out of the shadows and he was wearing his cape and had his foil mask on, along with the sleeves of his shirt rolled up to his shoulders.
"And who are you getting revenge on?" The DCFDTL asked.
"I have come to get revenge on none other that, Jessie." Professor Chaos said. "I've already taken care of Kearra and Anthony. But now is the time to get rid of Jessie."
"Oh, how so very … delightful." The DCFDTL said and did their laugh. Professor Chaos laughed along with them.
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[Back in Numbuh 6's room]
"I guess I'll never know what that buttpipe is doing." Numbuh 6 said.
"Why did he make clones of you, Kearra, and Anthony?" Numbuh 1 asked.
"Because we only played one little trick on him." Numbuh 6 said.
"A little trick. And what was the little trick?"
"Planting a bunch of dung bombs around his house, in his house, and in his families car." Numbuh 6 said.
"That doesn't seem little." Numbuh 1 said.
"It may not seem little but it sure did make a big difference in South Park. He had the smelliest house in the whole town." Numbuh 6 said and started to crack up.
"Right, so then he somehow just tricked you into something and started making clones of you and your other friends?" Numbuh 1 asked.
"Yeah, but right now I'm pissed off about that situation now. I need to go outside." Numbuh 6 said and walked out of her room.
"Wow, gets pissed off over an old situation. I don't blame her." Numbuh 4 said. The others shrugged.
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[Outside]
Numbuh 6 was riding on her scooter that she had gotten out of the TGC garage. That's until she had ran into the Delightful Children From Down The Lane.
"Hello, Jessie." They said.
"What the hell do you want?" Numbuh 6 said jumping off of her scooter.
"We just wanted to show you something." The DCFDTL said.
"Well you know what? You can kiss mah ass." Numbuh 6 said and turned around so that they would.
The DCFDTL didn't kiss it but took out a blue cigar looking device. They pointed it at her bottom and it shot out a ray. Jessie looked at her bottom to see what they did and what was there was a long furry werewolf tail.
"AH! You buttpipe freaks!" Numbuh 6 said and flipped them off with her right hand. They shot at her right hand that turned into a werewolf paw. "I'm getting the hell out of here!" Numbuh 6 said and jumped on the scooter and rode off.
They kept shooting and she kept dodging them all till she got back to the KND tree house. When she got inside, she shut the door and tried to keep it shut on her own. Numbuh 6 was breathing heavily. All of the KND members went to see what was going on and to find Numbuh 6 with a werewolf paw and tail.
"What happened?" Asked Numbuh 1.
"The Delightful Children … A ray thing … gave me a paw and tail, …" Numbuh 6 gasped out between breaths.
"Take a deep breath Numbuh 6." Numbuh 1 said and she did as she was told. "Now tell us what had happened."
"The Delightful Children From Down The Lane have a Animal ray device thing and they gave me a tail and a paw." Numbuh 6 said taking another deep breath.
"Them creeps, they never know when to give up do they?" Numbuh 4 said.
Numbuh 6 began walking to her room, her werewolf tail wagging behind.
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[Midnight]
Numbuh 6 was sound asleep ever since 10 'o clock. Lots of pairs of footsteps were coming up the spiral staircase. There were six figures. It was the Delightful Children From Down The Lane.
"Lets see how she likes her new look." The DCFDTL said and took out the blue cigar and did whatever they had to do.
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[Commercial]
Rabbit: * Is putting syrup on her Eggo waffles *
Numbuh 2: Hello Rabbit. * Numbuh 2 was standing in the doorway. Rabbit only glanced up at him and returned to her Eggo waffles * Are we forgetting something?
Rabbit: No.
Numbuh 2: It's nice to share. * Reaches for one of Rabbit''s Eggo waffles but she smacks his hand * Hey! * Rabbit ties his shoelaces from both shoes together and ties up his arms. She also dumps him into a chair. Rabbit begins to eat her Eggo waffles. Then Numbuh 2 pops up and is still tied up * You have serious issues pal. * Rabbit smiles and still eats the Eggo waffles *
Announcer: Eggo waffles, this part of a complete breakfast.
Rabbit: * Fights with Numbuh 2 for the box of Eggo waffles * L'eggo my Eggo!
(Ya gotta love commercials! Back to the story)
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[The next morning]
Numbuh 6 was rolling around in bed a bit. She was covered in the covers. Numbuh 6 then fell out of bed. She yawned in a very odd tone. She was walking on her paws. Wait...paws? Did she just see what she thought she saw? She didnt' have paws yesterday. Numbuh 6 looked down to see that she had all paws, and that she was furry. She ran down to look at a mirror. And it was true. Numbuh 6 was a werewolf. She ran out of her room. But didn't notice a sleepy Numbuh 2 walking in the halls. So she ran into him, and knocking him down. Numbuh 2 shook his head and rubbed his eyes to be awake. And in front of him was a werewolf with an Army helmet on its head. Numbuh 2 gasped.
"N-Numbuh 6, is that you?" Numbuh 2 asked in a pretty scared tone.
The werewolf nodded.
"We better tell everybody. But first:" Numbuh 2 said and pulled out a rope from his pocket. "Come here Numbuh 6."
The werewolf backed away. She knew what he was going to do.
"Its so that you don't get lost or anything." Numbuh 2 said.
The werewolf let out a low soft growl as Numbuh 2 tied the rope loose around her neck so that she wouldn't be choked. Maybe it was too loose. Numbuh 2 began to walk, Numbuh 6 followed behind. As soon as they got near the common area, Numbuh 6 got her head out of the loop and walked back to her room quietly.
"Hey guys, look who I found." Numbuh 2 said holding the rope still. The Kids Next Door look at the rope to see nothing.
"Um, Numbuh 2. There's nothing there." Numbuh 1 said.
"Huh?" Numbuh 2 asked and looked at the rope to see that he was right. "Where'd she go?" He asked himself.
"Are you sure you're not seeing things Numbuh 2?" Numbuh 1 asked.
"I swear she was just here a minute ago." Numbuh 2 said looking around.
"Who?!" All of the KND members cried out.
"Numbuh 6! She was a werewolf!" Numbuh 2 said.
"Maybe she didn't catch the sunlight." Numbuh 4 said.
Numbuh 5 was quiet till some thought had hit her.
"Was there even a full moon last night?" The quiet one asked.
Numbuh 1 had to remember if he had seen a full moon last night or not.
"Um...no..." Numbuh 1 said.
They all stared at each other. The next minute they were all going on a wild goose chase to look for Numbuh 6. But the first place they were going to look was inside Numbuh 6's room.
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[Numbuh 6's room :P]
The automatic steel doors had opened. All five of the Kid's Next Door members were searching around her room. Numbuh 3 thought she was in bed so she jumped on Numbuh 6's bed for a reaction. But there was not reaction at all. Numbuh 2 looked under the couch and under the cusions to find nothing. Numbuh 4 looked under the wrestling ring just to find steel chairs and other hardcore wrestling weapons. Numbuh 5 and 1 looked around in every possible place. But did they even have the sense to see that there was a pair of eyes staring at them from a high view.
"I didn't find her." Everyone said at once.
But Numbuh 3 had smelled something. Her super smelling nose smelled some...fur. She looked up at the high tree in the middle of the room. The branches. They seemed so...climbable. Numbuh 3 climbed up all of the branches. The Kids Next Door members looked up to see what she was doing. The next thing they saw was Numbuh 3 coming down with a werewolf on her back.
"I found her!!!!" Numbuh 3 said running to her team and put the werewolf down.
"Numbuh 6, what happened?!" Numbuh 1 asked.
Numbuh 6 tried to explain but....she was a werewolf. She could not talk or explain anything.
"I don't think she can talk." Numbuh 3 said petting the werewolf like if it was a poor puppy.
"Those Delightful creeps just keep pressin' the button. They want us to go kick they're butts!" Numbuh 4 said punching his hand, prepared to kick some ass.
"We will kick they're butts soon. But we just have to make a plan of what we're going to do first." Numbuh 1 said.
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Rabbit: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Have to be evil sometimes. But have you guys ever played Yanker Go Home? It's on the comedy central website. That game is funneh.
Numbuh 2: Yeah, where that guy burps loud and that other guy pukes.
Rabbit: Yeah! I like that puking guy. It sounds really gross when he pukes!!!! . ::Laughs insanely::
Numbuh 2: Okay... O.o
Rabbit: Well, till the next chap folks. ::Sees a commercial for Anger Management:: I WANT TO SEE THAT MOVIE!!!!!!!
Numbuh 2: Okay...don't forget to review everyone. ::whispers:: I think she's gone a bit looney.
Rabbit: I heard that! Later peeps! ::Walks out::
Really
Evil
Villains
Engage in a
New
Group of
Evil vengeance _
Summary: Jessie comes back from Hogwarts, but a bit different. Kearra leaves off to Michigan. And somebody from South Park side's with The Delightful Children From Down The Lane. 'Nuff said.
Rabbit: Yes!!! Another long fan fic by yours truly! ::Is a bit less evil now::
Numbuh 2: Yeah, we know.
Rabbit: Except this is the sequel to Operation D.E.S.T.R.O.Y K.N.D.
Numbuh 2: Yep.
Rabbit: Oh man, this is going to be so kewl!!!!
Numbuh 2: Really?
Rabbit: * Glares * I would kill you right now but I'm not going to....BECAUSE I LUV YA!!!!! ::Put's her hand on his shoulder::
Numbuh 2: ::Thinking:: It's about time.
Rabbit: I heard that!
Numbuh 2: WHAT?! How?! O.o
Rabbit: I have mind reading powers. So ha!
Numbuh 2: Okay.... O.o
Rabbit: Now read the Disclaimer!!!!!!!! .
Numbuh 2: * Clears throat * Rabbit does' not own The KND, Harry Potter, South Park, Eggo waffles, Charmed or Dragon Ball Z. She only owns her fan kids, The Gamers Club and * looks at the card confused * an animal device?
Rabbit: You'll see what I mean in the fic.
Numbuh 2: Okay. O.O'
Rabbit: Now go and enjoy the fic everyone!!!!! ^-^
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Chapter 1: Welcome...back?
"Please!" An African-American girl with a purple shirt and purple shorts on pleaded.
"I'm not sure, Kearra. We'll have to talk to KND IHQ." Numbuh 1 said.
"Thanks Numbuh 1." Kearra said and smiled.
"Where do you have to go that's so important?" He asked her.
"Gotta head back to Michigan. I got a call that a member of The Gamers Club got killed during a really brutal mission." Kearra said. This made the Kids Next Door get a bit scared.
"Okay, that's all we need to know. But when is she coming?" Numbuh 1 asked.
"She should be here by tomorrow." Kearra said as she went and got her purple super scooter out.
"Okay then." Numbuh 1 said.
"Bye you guys!" Kearra said as she blasted off on the super scooter. It was going really fast and flames were coming out of the one part for the boost.
"Bye!" The KND shouted. They headed towards their HQ. Numbuh 2 took one last look at the TGC house, and then left with the rest of the KND members.
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The next day, The Kids Next Door were inside of the TGC house, in the conference room. There was a banner across the wall that said "Welcome Back!" and other decorations. There was also food and some cake. Numbuh 3 went to peek out the door, then shut it and came running back to the conference room.
"I just seen her ride into the garage!" Numbuh 3 said excitedly.
"Okay. Kids Next Door, places!" Numbuh 1 ordered.
Numbuh 3 and Numbuh 4 hid under the table. Numbuh 5 hid behind a chart. Numbuh 2 hid in the master moving chair, the back facing the doorway. And Numbuh 1 hid in a different moving chair, it's back facing the doorway. Footsteps were heard and the door opened.
"Could this week get any worse?" A young voice said. "KEARRA!!! WHERE THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU?" A young feminine figure walked into the conference room. But for some reason the feminine figure looked and sounded a bit familiar.
"SUP-rise?" The KND said clueless. They looked at the figure.
"Oh, hello guys. Didn't expect you to be here." The young familiar figure said.
"Jessie, is that you?" Numbuh 2 asked. The feminine figure sighed.
"Yes, its me. I look totally different, don't I?" She said. Jessie had short hair, and looked about four years younger. Her clothes were really baggy.
"Really." They all said.
"How could this week get any worse I thought? First I get off the Hogwarts express to run into my mum. I get brought home and get mah hair cut. Then I come back here on my scooter and get my age changed by those Buttpipe's From Down the Lane! And what now can possibly go wrong?" Jessie said.
"Wait a minute, got your age changed? But how? We destroyed that device. But maybe we can change you back." Numbuh 1 said.
"It's to late. When they were chasing after me, they dropped it and accidentally stepped on it." Jessie said a bit sad. "But where is Kearra at?"
"Well, she told us that a member of The Gamers Club got killed during a mission in Michigan. And that she had to leave there to take that persons place." Numbuh 1 said.
"Aw crap, that's like the tenth death of all the years I've been at The Gamers Club." Jessie said. "Now what do I do? I'll be stuck here all alone!"
"Well, after this we have another surprise for you." Numbuh 1 said.
"You do? Hey, I like surprises!" Jessie said and grinned.
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After getting welcomed back and all: The Kids Next Door had blindfolded Jessie and took her to the KND Tree house HQ.
"Oh, this must be the really good surprise then?" Jessie asked.
"Yep" Numbuh 2 said.
Jessie was taken though the tree house till they got to a steel door that had a red six painted on it. Numbuh 2 did the honors and took the blindfold off of Jessie's eyes. She opened her eyes to find herself in front of a steel door with a six painted in red on it.
"Go on in." Numbuh 1 said to Jessie. She shrugged and went up to the door, it opened when she got there. Jessie walked into the room. Her jaw almost fell on the floor because of the sight.
Her wrestling ring was almost in the middle of the room with the T.V. things on the ceiling. There was a spiral staircase going around a tree. At the top of the tree was Jessie's bed. Her Eminem, Stone Cold, and other posters were on the walls. The signed Stone Cold Steve Austin picture she had always admired was in a special case on the wall. The couch, the big screen T.V., her radio, and a desk was in the room. And the floor she was standing on was a carpet with a giant red six on it. Jessie had no clue what was going on.
"Uh, guys. What's going on?" Jessie asked.
"Well, since you have no other place to go really. We decided to ask KND IHQ if you could come into our organization. They had to think about it for a while because you 'were' a teenager." Numbuh 1 said.
"Oh" Jessie said.
"We'll be going now. Let you enjoy yourself in your new room." Numbuh 1 said with a smile. Numbuh's 1,3,4 and 5 left.
But Numbuh 2 still remained. He watched Jessie run to the wrestling ring. She looked under it to find steel chairs, ladders, and other hardcore wrestling items.
"Cool, steel chairs!" Jessie said and pulled one out from under the ring.
Numbuh 2 decided to sneak up on her, which was a bad idea. Numbuh 2 tapped her on the shoulder. Jessie got scared and raised the chair up, closed her eyes, turned around and hit whoever tapped her on the shoulder. She opened her eyes and realized that she hit Numbuh 2 on the head.
"Oh, I'm so sorry Numbuh 2!" Jessie said in a concerned tone.
"It's okay, I'm fine." Numbuh 2 said wobbling around like he is dazed or dizzy because of the chair-to-the-head.
"Here, let me help you." Jessie said helping Numbuh 2 over to the couch. She didn't mean to hit him on the head. But she was really lucky she didn't knock him out or make him go into a coma or give him amnesia. "I'm really, really sorry." Jessie said.
"Really, I'm fine." Numbuh 2 said with his hands on his head.
"Are you sure?" Jessie asked in a worried tone.
"Positive" Numbuh 2 said with a smile.
"Okay then. Now I don't have to smack myself in the head with a chair." Jessie said smiling.
"You were going to hit yourself with the chair?" Numbuh 2 asked his hands now off his head. Jessie leaned over to him.
"Of course I wouldn't hit myself in the head." Jessie said and kissed him on the lips. Numbuh 2 had a warm fuzzy feeling that moment, like the last time he got a kiss on the lips.
"I'll be going now." Numbuh 2 said getting up from the couch.
"Okay, bye Numbuh 2." Jessie said with a friendly smile on her face.
"Yeah, bye Numbuh 6." Numbuh 2 said as he left out of Jessie's room.
"I think I'm really going to like this place." Jessie said looking around again.
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[The next day _]
The Kids Next Door were sitting down eating breakfast. That's until Numbuh 1 noticed somebody wasn't there.
"Do you guy's know where Numbuh 6 is?" Numbuh 1 asked. Everyone shrugged.
"Hey you guys!" A voice said. All of the KND members turned to the voice. They met with a ten-year-old feminine figure with Army boots on, camouflage pants and shirt on, and a camouflage helmet on that had a red six painted on. The helmet covered her eyes.
"Hello, Numbuh 6. I see you have some new attire?" Numbuh 1 asked.
"Yeah, I needed something new to wear. But it wasn't easy to get." Numbuh 6 said.
"It wasn't easy to get?" Numbuh 1 asked.
"Yeah, had to make a bet with some adult that was trying to get me to brush my teeth. I betted him $30 that I could do the Matrix." Numbuh 6 said.
"And?"
"Well, I did it and I got me $30. So I had to buy me some of this stuff at a military store. They wanted to know why I was buying it and I said: 'Because I'm going to boot camp tomorrow and I need this today.' So they gave me the stuff for free because they were like: 'It's a good thing your parents are doing their job.' And I said 'Well I'm more glad for them than you might be.' Then I just left out of there. I found some red paint and painted a six on the helmet. So now I just have $30 now." Numbuh 6 said with a grin.
"Wait, who was trying to get you to brush your teeth?" Numbuh 1 asked.
"I think it was some weirdo call Knightbrace or something. But I got away as he came towards me." Numbuh 6 said.
"What did you do?" Numbuh 2 asked.
"Well, I kicked him in the shins and ran off as fast as I could." Numbuh 6 said.
"Ouch!" Numbuh's 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 said.
"Yeah, that's what I thought a first when I did it. I must be on my way. Got some things to do." Numbuh 6 said and went off to her room.
"Wonder what she's up to?" Numbuh 1 said.
"Maybe she's having a tea party!" Numbuh 3 said.
"I'd doubt if Numbuh 6 would be having a tea party." Numbuh 5 said.
"I'll go check on her." Numbuh 2 said.
"Of course you'll go check on your girlfriend." Numbuh 4 said. Numbuh 2 bit his lip so that he wouldn't blush.
"That's a good idea Numbuh 2. You can go check on her." Numbuh 1 said smiling. Numbuh 2 got up and started to walk to Numbuh 6's room, blushing.
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[Numbuh 6's room]
Numbuh 6 was writing a letter on parchment with an eagle feather quill and a bottle of ink. She was finished with it in a matter of minutes. But outside of Numbuh 6's room was Numbuh 2 trying not to get to close to the door and make it open. Jessie began to read the letter aloud:
"Professor Dumbledore, I am sorry to break some bad news to you. As I am on summer vacation now, I will not be able to come back to Hogwarts this year or maybe never. I have been turned into a ten-year-old as you see I can't write in cursive. I guess you can say I am dropping out of Hogwarts. I just can't go back looking like a ten-year-old. You can tell Harry this if you want. Sincerely, Jessie A." Numbuh 6 had finished reading her letter aloud. (Jessie A: And I am not sure if you can drop out or not. Just trying to screw around and all with the rules and stuff. Numbuh 2: Like always. Jessie A: Shut up before a shove doughnuts down your throat. Numbuh 2: I'm ready! * Opens his mouth * Jessie A: * Sigh * He can never tell when you're just jokin' around. * Sweat drop anime style *)
Numbuh 2 now knew the news and ran towards back to the rest of the KND. Numbuh 1 had seen Numbuh 2 run in the room.
"Well?" Numbuh 1 asked
"She was writing a letter to somebody named Professor Dumbledore or something?" Numbuh 2 said.
"Professor Dumbledore? Who's that?" Numbuh 1 asked.
"I'm not sure." Numbuh 2 said.
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[Back at Numbuh 6's room]
A handsome brown owl was perched on the chair. One of its legs was getting a message tied to it.
"Go on Kyle. Deliver it to Professor Dumbledore." Numbuh 6 said. Kyle hooted softly and flew out of a big window. "I hope he gets that letter."
Just then, the rest of the Kids Next Door came walking into the room.
"Um, Numbuh 6, not to be intruding or anything but who were you writing to?" Numbuh 1 asked.
"Well, I had to write to the Headmaster to let him know I wasn't going back to school." Numbuh 6 said.
"Oh, uh, so the headmasters name was Professor Dumbledore?" Numbuh 1 asked.
"Yeah. I guess you guys overheard me reading my letter out loud. I just wanted to know if it sounded right to me." Numbuh 6 said.
"It's okay. We were just curious." Numbuh 1 said.
"Cause I thought you guys thought I was writing a letter to Professor Chaos." Numbuh 6 said her eyes widening.
"Professor Chaos?" Numbuh 1 asked.
"He's the dude that made those clones last year. But who knows what he is doing right now." Numbuh 6 said.
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[The Delightful Children From Down The Lane's Mansion]
"It's such an honor for you to join us." The Delightful Children From Down The Lane said to a shadowed figure.
"It's an honor to join you and get some revenge." The shadowed figure said.
"What's your name again?" The DCFDTL asked.
"The name is Professor Chaos." The shadowed figure said and came out of the shadows and he was wearing his cape and had his foil mask on, along with the sleeves of his shirt rolled up to his shoulders.
"And who are you getting revenge on?" The DCFDTL asked.
"I have come to get revenge on none other that, Jessie." Professor Chaos said. "I've already taken care of Kearra and Anthony. But now is the time to get rid of Jessie."
"Oh, how so very … delightful." The DCFDTL said and did their laugh. Professor Chaos laughed along with them.
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[Back in Numbuh 6's room]
"I guess I'll never know what that buttpipe is doing." Numbuh 6 said.
"Why did he make clones of you, Kearra, and Anthony?" Numbuh 1 asked.
"Because we only played one little trick on him." Numbuh 6 said.
"A little trick. And what was the little trick?"
"Planting a bunch of dung bombs around his house, in his house, and in his families car." Numbuh 6 said.
"That doesn't seem little." Numbuh 1 said.
"It may not seem little but it sure did make a big difference in South Park. He had the smelliest house in the whole town." Numbuh 6 said and started to crack up.
"Right, so then he somehow just tricked you into something and started making clones of you and your other friends?" Numbuh 1 asked.
"Yeah, but right now I'm pissed off about that situation now. I need to go outside." Numbuh 6 said and walked out of her room.
"Wow, gets pissed off over an old situation. I don't blame her." Numbuh 4 said. The others shrugged.
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[Outside]
Numbuh 6 was riding on her scooter that she had gotten out of the TGC garage. That's until she had ran into the Delightful Children From Down The Lane.
"Hello, Jessie." They said.
"What the hell do you want?" Numbuh 6 said jumping off of her scooter.
"We just wanted to show you something." The DCFDTL said.
"Well you know what? You can kiss mah ass." Numbuh 6 said and turned around so that they would.
The DCFDTL didn't kiss it but took out a blue cigar looking device. They pointed it at her bottom and it shot out a ray. Jessie looked at her bottom to see what they did and what was there was a long furry werewolf tail.
"AH! You buttpipe freaks!" Numbuh 6 said and flipped them off with her right hand. They shot at her right hand that turned into a werewolf paw. "I'm getting the hell out of here!" Numbuh 6 said and jumped on the scooter and rode off.
They kept shooting and she kept dodging them all till she got back to the KND tree house. When she got inside, she shut the door and tried to keep it shut on her own. Numbuh 6 was breathing heavily. All of the KND members went to see what was going on and to find Numbuh 6 with a werewolf paw and tail.
"What happened?" Asked Numbuh 1.
"The Delightful Children … A ray thing … gave me a paw and tail, …" Numbuh 6 gasped out between breaths.
"Take a deep breath Numbuh 6." Numbuh 1 said and she did as she was told. "Now tell us what had happened."
"The Delightful Children From Down The Lane have a Animal ray device thing and they gave me a tail and a paw." Numbuh 6 said taking another deep breath.
"Them creeps, they never know when to give up do they?" Numbuh 4 said.
Numbuh 6 began walking to her room, her werewolf tail wagging behind.
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[Midnight]
Numbuh 6 was sound asleep ever since 10 'o clock. Lots of pairs of footsteps were coming up the spiral staircase. There were six figures. It was the Delightful Children From Down The Lane.
"Lets see how she likes her new look." The DCFDTL said and took out the blue cigar and did whatever they had to do.
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[Commercial]
Rabbit: * Is putting syrup on her Eggo waffles *
Numbuh 2: Hello Rabbit. * Numbuh 2 was standing in the doorway. Rabbit only glanced up at him and returned to her Eggo waffles * Are we forgetting something?
Rabbit: No.
Numbuh 2: It's nice to share. * Reaches for one of Rabbit''s Eggo waffles but she smacks his hand * Hey! * Rabbit ties his shoelaces from both shoes together and ties up his arms. She also dumps him into a chair. Rabbit begins to eat her Eggo waffles. Then Numbuh 2 pops up and is still tied up * You have serious issues pal. * Rabbit smiles and still eats the Eggo waffles *
Announcer: Eggo waffles, this part of a complete breakfast.
Rabbit: * Fights with Numbuh 2 for the box of Eggo waffles * L'eggo my Eggo!
(Ya gotta love commercials! Back to the story)
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[The next morning]
Numbuh 6 was rolling around in bed a bit. She was covered in the covers. Numbuh 6 then fell out of bed. She yawned in a very odd tone. She was walking on her paws. Wait...paws? Did she just see what she thought she saw? She didnt' have paws yesterday. Numbuh 6 looked down to see that she had all paws, and that she was furry. She ran down to look at a mirror. And it was true. Numbuh 6 was a werewolf. She ran out of her room. But didn't notice a sleepy Numbuh 2 walking in the halls. So she ran into him, and knocking him down. Numbuh 2 shook his head and rubbed his eyes to be awake. And in front of him was a werewolf with an Army helmet on its head. Numbuh 2 gasped.
"N-Numbuh 6, is that you?" Numbuh 2 asked in a pretty scared tone.
The werewolf nodded.
"We better tell everybody. But first:" Numbuh 2 said and pulled out a rope from his pocket. "Come here Numbuh 6."
The werewolf backed away. She knew what he was going to do.
"Its so that you don't get lost or anything." Numbuh 2 said.
The werewolf let out a low soft growl as Numbuh 2 tied the rope loose around her neck so that she wouldn't be choked. Maybe it was too loose. Numbuh 2 began to walk, Numbuh 6 followed behind. As soon as they got near the common area, Numbuh 6 got her head out of the loop and walked back to her room quietly.
"Hey guys, look who I found." Numbuh 2 said holding the rope still. The Kids Next Door look at the rope to see nothing.
"Um, Numbuh 2. There's nothing there." Numbuh 1 said.
"Huh?" Numbuh 2 asked and looked at the rope to see that he was right. "Where'd she go?" He asked himself.
"Are you sure you're not seeing things Numbuh 2?" Numbuh 1 asked.
"I swear she was just here a minute ago." Numbuh 2 said looking around.
"Who?!" All of the KND members cried out.
"Numbuh 6! She was a werewolf!" Numbuh 2 said.
"Maybe she didn't catch the sunlight." Numbuh 4 said.
Numbuh 5 was quiet till some thought had hit her.
"Was there even a full moon last night?" The quiet one asked.
Numbuh 1 had to remember if he had seen a full moon last night or not.
"Um...no..." Numbuh 1 said.
They all stared at each other. The next minute they were all going on a wild goose chase to look for Numbuh 6. But the first place they were going to look was inside Numbuh 6's room.
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[Numbuh 6's room :P]
The automatic steel doors had opened. All five of the Kid's Next Door members were searching around her room. Numbuh 3 thought she was in bed so she jumped on Numbuh 6's bed for a reaction. But there was not reaction at all. Numbuh 2 looked under the couch and under the cusions to find nothing. Numbuh 4 looked under the wrestling ring just to find steel chairs and other hardcore wrestling weapons. Numbuh 5 and 1 looked around in every possible place. But did they even have the sense to see that there was a pair of eyes staring at them from a high view.
"I didn't find her." Everyone said at once.
But Numbuh 3 had smelled something. Her super smelling nose smelled some...fur. She looked up at the high tree in the middle of the room. The branches. They seemed so...climbable. Numbuh 3 climbed up all of the branches. The Kids Next Door members looked up to see what she was doing. The next thing they saw was Numbuh 3 coming down with a werewolf on her back.
"I found her!!!!" Numbuh 3 said running to her team and put the werewolf down.
"Numbuh 6, what happened?!" Numbuh 1 asked.
Numbuh 6 tried to explain but....she was a werewolf. She could not talk or explain anything.
"I don't think she can talk." Numbuh 3 said petting the werewolf like if it was a poor puppy.
"Those Delightful creeps just keep pressin' the button. They want us to go kick they're butts!" Numbuh 4 said punching his hand, prepared to kick some ass.
"We will kick they're butts soon. But we just have to make a plan of what we're going to do first." Numbuh 1 said.
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Rabbit: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Have to be evil sometimes. But have you guys ever played Yanker Go Home? It's on the comedy central website. That game is funneh.
Numbuh 2: Yeah, where that guy burps loud and that other guy pukes.
Rabbit: Yeah! I like that puking guy. It sounds really gross when he pukes!!!! . ::Laughs insanely::
Numbuh 2: Okay... O.o
Rabbit: Well, till the next chap folks. ::Sees a commercial for Anger Management:: I WANT TO SEE THAT MOVIE!!!!!!!
Numbuh 2: Okay...don't forget to review everyone. ::whispers:: I think she's gone a bit looney.
Rabbit: I heard that! Later peeps! ::Walks out::