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Conversations of a Sort
Chapter One
Closet Quincy - How do you use this thing?
Closet Quincy - Never mind. I figured it out.
Back in Action - lol
The World is Mine evil laugh - what does that mean?
Back in Action - The hell if I know.
Closet Quincy - Then what the hell are you doing typing it?
Back in Action - But, it looked so cool.
Closet Quincy - You're really sick man.
Back in Action - Oh yeah, well, look who's mind is in the gutter.
Back in Action - Ah hah, you're blushing, Urahara! You pervert!
The World is Mine evil laugh - What, how would you know that? I ham not blushing
The World is Mine evil laugh - am no h, just am...I think that's how you do that...I don't know, this is all so confusing!
Closet Quincy - I don't know, maybe if you want to try hiding your actions you should like maybe...TURN OFF THE DAMN WEBCAM!
Back in Action - Wow, you're really angry.
The World is Mine evil laugh - How the hell do you do that?
Closet Quincy - I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.
Back in Action - Hold on, I'll go get my son.
Substitute Shinigami 101 has just been added to the conversation(
Substitute Shinigami 101 - What the hell do you old farts want? I'm in the middle of a conversation with the guys here. Do you mind?!
Back in Action - No not at all.
The World is Mine evil laugh - Another mission or something?
Substitute Shinigami 101 - No, just because we're talking doesn't mean that we have to be talking about a stupid mission.
Back in Action - Well now, I think my boy's growin' up on me. I'M SO PROUD!(T)
Back in Action - Go for it Ichigo, we'll leave you alone now.
Substitute Shinigami 101 - What the hell! You call me in here, insult me and then expect me to leave. The hell I will. What the fuck did you bastards need?
Back in Action has just left the conversation
Substitute Shinigami 101 - Um...where'd he go?
Closet Quincy - How should we know. He's your father.
"What the hell are you doing in here? Get out of my room!" Ichigo screamed at his father in fear as he tried to jump out the window with his laptop to get away. "Oh shit! You stupid cord!"
Isshin grabbed his son and started smashing that orange head of his into the keyboard in frustration.
"DON'T YOU DARE SPEAK TO YOUR FATHER LIKE THAT! WHAT WOULD YOUR MOTHER SAY IF SHE WERE HERE! YOU UNGRATEFUL SON!"
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Closet Quincy - What a violent father. I would never do that to my precious Uryuu.
The World is Mine evil laugh - hehehe...
The World is Mine evil laugh - Why don't I believe you?
Closet Quincy - You doubt me? You seriously think that I would hurt my son like that? You think so low of me.
The World is Mine evil laugh - Yes, actually I do...
The World is Mine evil laugh - With all that you've done to him in the past I find absolutely no reason to believe that you've suddenly turned over a new leaf and are being nice now.
I've fallen and I can't get up has been added to the conversation
Substitute Shinigami 101 - Ow, my head. That hurt worst than any Hollow blow.
I've fallen and I can't get up - What the hell are you guys doing with messenger? And webcams? Are you trying to embarrass yourselves?
Closet Quincy - What language, are you really my son?
I've fallen and I can't get up - No, father, I'm a fucking prick pretending to be your son.
Substitute Shinigami 101 - Yep, that's him.
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Closet Quincy -Well then, hold on for a moment. I shall return once I take care of one quick thing.
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Substitute Shinigami 101 - Um...dude, I'd run if I were you, unplug the laptop and make a break for it before it's too late.
I've fallen and I can't get up - Why would I want to do lknbsa/lfnb.skafdnb.skafdnba;dfkna; fdobv a/lfdjvga ;odfgna; fdgja;eflng a;odfijg ;aoerjg a;dlkfng a;kdfnva; eori jfa;ldfnva;erk nga;eroih a;nvf a;kfe nv a;oeriha ;lkdnv a;fknv a'oerij valdkfn a;elkng a;reoign a./...never mind
I've fallen and I can't get up - I should have listened.
Substitute Shinigami 101 - No kidding, I warned you.
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The World is Mine evil laugh - Now, what was all of that bullshit that you were spewing about you not going off and banging your son's head against the computer keyboard?
Closet Quincy - I did not hit his head against the keyboard.
Back in Action - Liar liar pants on fire.
The World is Mine evil laugh - We all saw it man.
Closet Quincy - Damn it! Stupid webcams.
Back in Action - Actually no, he doesn't have his webcam on. But, we did get the evidence.
Closet Quincy - Evidence? What evidence? There is no evidence.
Back in Action - Wanna bet?
Closet Quincy - Bring it on, Shinigami.
Back in Action - All right, if I win...
The World is Mine evil laugh - Oh joy, here we go. I'm warning you, don't get in over your head, we all know that Isshin won this one. Just face the facts.
Closet Quincy - Oh shut up, keep your stupid little hat thing out of this!
The World is Mine evil laugh - But, I love my hat.
Closet Quincy - Crybaby.
Closet Quincy - So, where's the evidence?
Back in Action - Fine, here, and I quote, directly from the messenger "I've fallen and I can't get up - Why would I want to do lknbsa/lfnb.skafdnb.skafdnba;dfkna; fdobv a/lfdjvga ;odfgna; fdgja;eflng a;odfijg ;aoerjg a;dlkfng a;kdfnva; eori jfa;ldfnva;erk nga;eroih a;nvf a;kfe nv a;oeriha ;lkdnv a;fknv a'oerij valdkfn a;elkng a;reoign a./...never mind"
Substitute Shinigami 101 - What the hell were you guys betting for?
I've fallen and I can't get up - I don't even think they know.
Back in Action - Stay out of this!
Closet Quincy - Back off! This is not over, Shinigami.
Who needs modesty has been added to the conversation
Who needs modesty - What's up guys?
Substitute Shinigami 101 - Not you too!
I've fallen and I can't get up - That's it, I'm out of here before something else happens, or anyone else enters.
I've fallen and I can't get up's availability has been set to busy
Substitute Shinigami 101 - Wait take me with you!
Shinigami Substitute 101 has left the conversation
Who needs modesty - What did you guys do?
Back in Action - ...I would prefer not to answer that question.
Back in Action - Um...I've gotta go, Yuzu needs help.
Back in Action - Later! I shall claim my prize from you later, Ryuken!
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Who needs modesty - What prize?
Closet Quincy - Nothing.
The World is Mine evil laugh - I have to be going. Jinta and Ururu are getting into a fight again.
The World is Mine evil laugh has left the conversation
Who needs modesty - So, I guess it's just you and me now, Ryuken.
Closet Quincy- ...
Who needs modesty - Oh come on, don't be shy. Want me to turn my webcam on? wink
Closet Quincy - Dear god NO!
Who needs modesty - Oh but why not? Oh, I get it, you're gay, aren't ya?
Closet Quincy - I AM NOT!
Who needs modesty - Of course you are, there's nothing wrong with being gay. I accept you the way that you are.
Closet Quincy - I have never and will never have sex with another man...
Who needs modesty - I beg to differ.
Who needs modesty has left the conversation
Closet Quincy - YOU GET BACK HERE!
Closet Quincy - I AM NOT GAY!
Closet Quincy - YOU HEAR ME?
Closet Quincy - I AM NOT GAY, GOD DAMN IT!!
Closet Quincy - I AM NOT!!!
I've fallen and I can't get up - Uh...dad, just leave. You need to go to bed. And besides, I saw that man come over late last night.
I've fallen and I can't get up - By the way, I'm spending the night at Ichigo's house...
I've fallen and I can't get up - For the month...
I've fallen and I can't get up has left the conversation
Closet Quincy - I am not gay. (T)
Closet Quincy has left the conversation