"We're going to be late at this rate," Itachi stated, keys in his hand and shoes already on.

"Is she even awake yet?" Sasuke asked.

"Yes!" I glared at him from the side of the sofa, where he apparently didn't expect me to be. Silly brother.

"What're you doing there?"

"Trying to get my other shoe from under the couch."

"We'll be waiting in the car then. Don't be too long."

"Is it wise to leave her in here alone?" Sasuke asked, following Itachi out of the front door. "She might break something again."

"I heard that! You tip over the TV one time and everyone holds it against you!" My fingers finally caught my shoe, which I pulled out from under the couch. Without even putting it on, I ran to the front door, making sure to lock it behind me, and to Itachi's car. "Okay we can go now." I buckled in before struggling to get my other shoe on.

"So why were your shoes under the couch?" Sasuke asked from the back seat.

"I'm thinking I may've kicked it under there when I got back home last night."

"Who were you with, speaking of which?" Itachi asked, not taking his eyes off the road.

"Anko."

"Of course."

I giggled at the fact both of my brothers weren't surprised that I was out with Anko. Both of us had gone out to get some dango and ended up staying out longer than we planned.

It hadn't been my fault we stopped at a bar on the way back…Or when we went dancing after that.

No wait, the dancing was my fault. The bar was all on Anko.

"So what subject are you teaching?" Sasuke asked.

"History," Itachi answered.

"As usual, I'm staying with English," I said with a grin.

Itachi was starting his first year as a teacher at our school, whereas I had a few years under my belt, being older than him by two years. He had graduated early due to being quite intelligent and ended up becoming a teacher finally this year.

Sasuke's in his junior year, meaning he'd have this year and next to be bothered by his two older siblings. I was going to make sure I teased him and annoyed him at school just as much as I have the past two years.

"Guess what I found out?" I asked, turning in my seat to look back at my youngest brother. All he did was raise an eyebrow, so I continued on. "Itachi's class will be across the hall from mine. That means I won't get in as much trouble when hunting him down."

Sasuke just smiled a little. Apparently my brothers were too cool for laughing.

Pfft, yeah sure.

"I'm sure you won't get in trouble either way," Itachi pointed out. "It is Tsunade after all."

"True. Asuma smokes right outside the back door of the building, Anko sneaks off, and Gai is allowed to wear that atrocious outfit. I think sneaking across the hall is pretty mild."

"Anything with you involved isn't mild."

"Keep on Sasuke dear; I'll make sure to find you this year as well."

I didn't have to look back at him to know that he was rolling his eyes. Both years he was in high school I had wandered away from my class to hunt him down.

To be honest, I just copied one of my co-workers and came up with a ton of excuses and such for when I'm away. It works well enough for him and seems to keep me out of trouble, so it's all good.

I continued pestering my brothers on our way to the school and once we were there was the first out. Both of them were out soon after me and began walking toward the school after Itachi locked the car. Itachi made his way toward the main office while Sasuke and I headed toward the class rooms.

Sasuke was only going to class early to avoid all of the girls who follow him…and it's never his homeroom class that he goes to. It's mine.

"You do know, one day they'll figure out where you go in the morning," I pointed out to my brother as we reached my class. He chose to sit on a random desk in the class while I moved some papers I had left a few days previously so I could sit on my own desk.

"Until then I'm going to bother you."

"Well, you'll bother me until someone decides that I'm somewhat decent company and hunts me down."

"I should be fine then."

"Ouch."

Sasuke chuckled at that and I smiled in return. "How's the dating life?"

"As high as you would say Naruto's IQ is I suppose."

"And here I thought you'd have more luck, having Uchiha blood."

At that I glanced over at the door to see that Itachi was leaning against the frame.

"Well I'm not as lucky as you are or have a fanbase like Sasuke dear."

"I'm not sure about that," Sasuke said, shrugging. "I've seen some guys giving you looks when we go shopping."

I giggled a bit. "Surely they were eyeing either my breasts or ass."

"If you wouldn't take fashion advice from Anko, perhaps they wouldn't."

I snorted at that. "That's probably true. I'm more modest in my clothes though."

"Thankfully," I heard Sasuke mumble under his breath.

"Oh, is there a party here?" Anko poked her head around Itachi's shoulder. "Why wasn't I invited?"

"Family only party. Only those with black hair, sexy genes, and a nice ass are invited."

Anko huffed, crossing her arms across her chest. "I have some very flattering jeans that make my ass look great. I think two out of three should've gotten me an invitation."

"Turn around and let me see," I ordered her. "I'll be the judge of that."

Anko put her hands on Itachi's back so she could push him into the classroom while she did the same. Once inside the room, she turned around and gestured to her ass. "See?"

"Hmm." I tilted my head, though it would look the same no matter how I turn my head. "Well, you're right about the jeans, but your ass isn't nearly sexy enough to qualify."

Anko snorted and walked over to my desk to sit in my chair. "I'm crashing this party then."

"Only if you have alcohol."

"Tough luck. I left it in the staff room."

"Crap, Tsunade's already sniffed it out then."

"Why are you two talking about alcohol in school?" Itachi asked. "Loud enough where a passing student, or Sasuke, can go get it."

"Because if they get drunk it's their problem," Anko answered with a large smile. "And Sasuke wouldn't touch my alcohol."

"Sasuke gets alcohol from Tsunade's stash sometimes and brings it to Anko to get out of doing work during P.E."

"Now if he has Gai this year, he's out of luck."

"So are you," Itachi pointed out. "That means you're not getting any extra alcohol in your system."

"Is it even legal to drink during school hours?" Sasuke asked.

"It's illegal to steal from someone, I wouldn't worry about drinking on the clock."

"Ignore her Sasuke. I think it may be…but since when has this ever been a normal school?"

"Let's go to my class Sasuke," Itachi said. "I have you for homeroom."

"And I have you for your last class," I chirped. "Have fun you two."

Both gave me a small smile and made their way out of the classroom so that Anko and I could chat like the school-girls we still acted like.

"Oh, have you talked to Kurenai lately?"

I shook my head, grabbing the roster I had left on my desk to glance over who I'd have for my first class. "Not recently. Last we spoke was a few weeks ago."

"I had forgotten to tell you last night while we were busy getting drunk and dancing with strangers, but Asuma finally proposed to her this past week."

"Really?" I asked, looking away from my roster and nearly giving myself whiplash as I turned my head to look at Anko. "We thought he'd never get the balls to finally propose to her."

"Now if only some other males would do the same and ask us out instead of fearing that we'll kick their ass."

I laughed at that. "Well if you think of it, we can kick the asses of most of the guys we know."

"That's not our fault." Anko waved it off. "So did you get any assignments yet?"

I shook my head. "Not yet. I'm expecting one any day now though, since I asked not to have any during the summer so I could spend time with my brothers."

The bell rang, causing both of us to groan.

"Now I need to go deal with Gai before we go to our separate gyms."

"Now I need to go find Kakashi so I can get his lazy ass back to his class."

"Just let his class wonder where he went."

"But that leaves him looking in my window." I pointed where Kakashi was sitting on the roof that was right outside my window. He wasn't exactly looking in, since he was more than likely reading his book, but I knew it was only a matter of time…

He liked scaring the shit out of my class.

If I were honest, I'd also admit I love that he scares the shit out of my class. That'll teach them to look out the window instead of at me.

Students slowly began to come into the class.

"I guess I'll leave so I can get to my class before the bell rings. Kakashi's the only one who has a late reputation." Anko got up from my chair as I jumped down from the desk.

"Yeah, let's see if I can get him to class on time for once."

"Good luck."

"Have fun dealing with Gai." I waved to her before making my way to the window so I could open it and look down at Kakashi. He never looked up, so I leaned out of the window and plucked the book from his hands. That got his attention. "Gonna get to your class on time for once?"

"There's a lovely woman leaning over me. Why would I do that?" Though I couldn't see most of his face thanks to his mask, I could tell he was smiling.

"Because I'll push you off the roof."

"Sensei?" a student asked, causing me to look behind me. Apparently I was giving my class a pleasant view of my back end.

"Yes?"

"Um, why're you hanging halfway out of the window?"

I grabbed the back of Kakashi's shirt with my free hand and pulled him so he'd stand up and hopefully come in through the window himself. Personally, I didn't really want to pull his lazy ass through the window, but if it came down to it, I would. "Bringing in a bum, why do you ask?"

"Just wondering."

"Just pick a seat." I grunted a little as I struggled to get his lazy ass to stand up. Kakashi was being stubborn on purpose. "I don't care where anyone sits except for where this dumbass is. Kakashi get your ass in here!"

He chuckled and finally made his way into the classroom, sending my students a little wave before holding out his hand.

"Nope. Go to your class. If I see that you're in there before the bell rings, I'll personally bring your book back when I get off my lazy ass to wander over there. If you're not in there, I'm burning this thing and you'll have to buy another one." It wouldn't be the first time I've gotten rid of his books for not listening. I'm honestly surprised he continues to go buy more or that the owner of the bookstore doesn't put a stop to him buying the books over and over.

"How will you know?"

"I'm going to watch over you like a stalker. Now shoo. You only have another minute, if that, to get to your class."

Kakashi nodded and slowly made his way out of my class, looking over his shoulder as he walked down the hall and waving at me when he saw that I was indeed watching him. The guy was cutting it close.

He cut it so close that as soon as I could no longer see him, the bell rang. "Well damn." And once the bell finished ringing, he stuck his head out the door and waved again.

"I'll be waiting for your visit." And once more he was gone.

"Did he make it?" one of my students asked. I looked over to see it was one of Sasuke's classmates. Kiba something or other if I remember correctly. He had shaggy brown hair and was known for bringing his puppy Akamaru around with him. The puppy was probably in his bag at the moment.

"Sadly, yes. So I'm going to say some boring crap that none of us in this room will care about or remember in a few hours, wait until he's not expecting it, then climb out my window and walk on the roof to see if I can scare the shit out of him. I'm probably going to end up using one of you in here to distract him. Whoever it is can get a get out of any detention I may, but probably won't, give."

So I went through some boring speech about turtles, green beans, and not to cause trouble in the school and get caught before finally deciding to leave my classroom.

"Alright, who wants a get out of detention free pass?" As expected, nearly everyone put their hands in the air. I grinned at them. "It's only good for me. There's a possibility that once Kakashi figures out what's going on that he can give you one." And all the hands went down.

I saw a hand rise into the air. If I remember correctly, she was another of Sasuke's classmates growing up. Hinata Hyuuga, part of the prestigious Hyuuga family, wanted to cause havoc? Aww, she was growing a pair.

That thought almost made me want to coo over the young girl. "Um, is it really good to try to scare Kakashi Sensei?"

I snorted before walking toward my still open window. "Of course. Do you know how hard it is to do that? Can you please go knock at the door?" I smiled at her. "Kakashi's too lazy to give out detentions and you're too sweet to get them anyway. He'll know I put you up to it when he sees me. Since you're doing me a favor, I'll also buy you whatever lunch you want."

The rest of the class groaned at their missed chance and the fact that I tricked them.

I climbed out my window and calmly walked on the roof, past the windows of other classrooms. As the teachers in the classes saw me, I waved. Under my arm that wasn't waving, I had Kakashi's book, so Asuma and Kisame already knew what I was doing. Kisame even waved back to me.

The nice guy.

Seriously. He was pretty big, muscle-wise, and had sharp teeth and a piercing gaze, but the guy was a big softie on the inside. A lot of the teachers here were like that. Anko and I have also personally worked with half of them outside of school…Oh and we had gone clubbing with a few too.

But no one needed to know that.

Er…They probably already knew anyways.

I crawled on the roof once I reached Kakashi's windows and waited until I reached the one that he normally kept open. The guy said he liked the fresh air, but I've caught him a few times sitting on the roof while his class was doing an assignment or something.

Lazy ass.

To pass the time until Hinata knocked on the door, I continued to call Kakashi a lazy ass in my head. Then when that got boring, I opened the book and began reading.

I had hardly reached the second paragraph when I finally heard knocking on Kakashi's door. That was the moment when I took a peek into his classroom. The lazy ass was taking the bait and answering the door, so I quietly snuck into his class and made sure his students didn't expose me.

Hinata was telling him something about a leak near the bathrooms-and I was internally applauding her and trying to figure out how much would be too much to spend on a student- and gesturing down the hall. Kakashi was just nodding and I'm sure he didn't care, but who cares? He was distracted and that was enough for me.

I quickly bent down a little, wrapped my arms around his waist, poked my head around and winked up at him. "Hey there handsome? Come here often?"

"If I get a greeting like this, I may come more often."

At that his class laughed. They were high school students and that greeting didn't sound quite innocent, especially in their minds. "Now now Kakashi. Not in your classroom."

"To what do I owe this pleasant visit?"

"I brought your porn back." I let go of Kakashi and straightened out before holding out my hand, which had held the book the whole time.

"It's not porn."

"The first paragraph had a moan and something was going somewhere, so I'm just gonna go ahead and say it's porn." I giggled. "It's alright. I won't judge you." After Kakashi took his book, I walked around him and put my arm around Hinata's shoulders. "I won't judge you much anyways."

Kakashi chuckled. "You really can't, since I was at the same location you were yesterday. It looked like you and Anko had fun."

"Dammit Kakashi, you stalker!" I kicked his shin before directing Hinata back to my class. "I'll be in the class very soon. I need to go whine to Itachi about Kakashi being a stalker first."

Hinata nodded and began opening the door to the classroom, which she had apparently politely closed behind herself.

"Oh, and whenever you decide what you want to eat, let me know. You're getting meals for a week since I never expected you to come up with a story about the bathrooms."

The shy girl smiled and nodded before going into the classroom.

"Itachi!" I whined, opening his classroom door. "Kakashi was stalking me yesterday!"

"If you wouldn't parade around with Anko, who doesn't keep her activities a secret, he wouldn't have known where you were," Itachi replied, not really too surprised that I had burst into his classroom.

"But Anko's fun!"

"And she attracts people like Kakashi."

"I suppose that's true." I glanced over Itachi's class and saw our youngest brother. "Oh hi Sasuke!"

He just gave me a look. Party pooper.

"Fine, party pooper."

"Should you really leave your class alone for so long?"

I shrugged. "Probably not, but I do have Hinata. She's nice enough to help out a little bit."

"Don't let her suffer too much."

I groaned, sticking my tongue out a little. "Fine." The trip from Itachi's class to mine was too short and I was stuck sitting in my chair, watching people younger than me stare back at me.

Staring contest maybe?

I wonder if I'll win!

"Sensei?"

"Shh, I'm trying to see if I'll win."

"Win what?"

"Staring contest…"

"With who?"

The students in the class were one by one beginning to smile or laugh, blinking and losing. Very slowly I was winning.

"Anyone who's not blinking I suppose."

The student hummed but didn't say anything else.

"Was there something you needed?"

I could just about imagine the kid nodding his head. "Kakashi Sensei wanted me to bring this to you."

"What is it? I'm winning."

"Dunno. I don't know if I want to open it though."

"Stand there until I see if I win or not."

It was quiet as students continued to blink and I came closer and closer to winning. Five minutes later, it was down to me and that Kiba kid.

"Blink or you'll get detention." That caused him to blink, making me laugh and grin before blinking myself. "Hah, like I want to have to fill out any paperwork for detention. I just wanted to win." My attention then went to the student who had come into my class as Kiba groaned. Yet another of Sasuke's childhood classmates. Shikamaru. I've worked with his father two or three times. "Now, what was it that that man wanted you to bring me?"

Shikamaru held out the folded paper to me.

I took the paper and unfolded it. Once I saw what was on the paper, I felt a nerve twitching near my right eye. "Dammit Kakashi!" I shouted to where I knew that dumbass would hear. "I told you to stop sending these things during class!"

"If you say it like that, he'll think he can send it at other times," Shikamaru pointed out.

"True." I sighed. "I feel sorry for you. I really do…You have him for homeroom, and we all know that his book is porn. With the giggling he does, it can't be anything except porn. And he reads it nearly all the time."

"It's troublesome, but we don't have to do much work."

"Still, you could've ended up with me. The most work we did today was Hinata going to distract Kakashi for me and the class participating in a staring contest. Class participation without them even knowing it."

AN: Well its been a while, but let's see how this goes. I apologize in advance if any chapters take a little while to come out.