I don't own Harry Potter. Joanne K. Rowling. I do not believe this song is based on any song, though I may be unconsciously channeling one. I'll leave you, the reader, to judge it...
Mischief Marauders
Moony and Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs
Fighting the dark and redressing the wrongs
A friendship was forged, an oath was sworn
And lo and behold, the Marauders were born!!
Mischief Marauders, here tonight!!
Mischief Marauders, out of sight!!
Mischief Marauders, in da 'hood!!
We solemnly swear we are up to no good…
Messr Moony gives the greeting to start the show
A presentation of compliments and quick hello
He says "Marauders are here, so don't be a git
And would you kindly keep your nose clear out of it?"
Mischief Marauders, here tonight!!
Mischief Marauders, out of sight!!
Mischief Marauders, in da 'hood!!
We solemnly swear we are up to no good…
Messr Prongs agrees with Moony at every turn
And ruffles his hair giving gals quite a turn
He takes on greasy gits, causing mouths agape
When he calls his worst rival, 'ol' Snivellus Snape'!!
Mischief Marauders, here tonight!!
Mischief Marauders, out of sight!!
Mischief Marauders, in da 'hood!!
We solemnly swear we are up to no good…
Messr Padfoot is astonished by stupidity
Looking at prejudice with incredulity
But don't you come to his place late at night
Or you'll find that his bark ain't worse then his bite!!
Mischief Marauders, here tonight!!
Mischief Marauders, out of sight!!
Mischief Marauders, in da 'hood!!
We solemnly swear we are up to no good…
Messr Wormtail is always given the final say
Bidding you to leave with a 'have a good day!'
His last parting shot is the hardest to bear
Usually suggesting that you wash your hair!!
Mischief Marauders, here tonight!!
Mischief Marauders, out of sight!!
Mischief Marauders, in da 'hood!!
We solemnly swear we are up to no good…
I'm an animagus, a mighty stag
And I am a rat, it's such a drag
And I am a werewolf, watch me howl
I live a dog's life, see my scowl?
Mischief Marauders, here tonight!!
Mischief Marauders, out of sight!!
Mischief Marauders, in da 'hood!!
We solemnly swear we are up to no good…