Episode 1: The Ed's New Plan

The Cul-De-Sac….

Ed strolled down the street with his two pals, a smile plastered across his face as his short but aggressive friend Eddy tried to plan for a his next scam. Eddy rubbed his chin in thought, he asked," Alright how about we try to lure the kids into the woods and get them to give us money for shooting and catching there own pet raccoon?"

Edd shook his head, scratching out the idea on his notebook he said," No we already tried that, remember Eddy we did it like eight times, they didn't fall for it, maybe it is time to calculate a higher and more thought out strategy to earn the money for the jawbreakers?" Eddy cringed at the idea and said," No Double-D we can't just give in, we have to figure a scam that will win us our prize, lets just think now…."

Ed shouted," OOH I got it Eddy I got it I got it!" Eddy holds his ears and says," Alright alright just tell us your idea for crying out loud!" Ed smiled again and said," Why don't we sell figurines guys, that's how Ronald K. Farinkle gets money in his comic " The three eyed sloth from planet Kelp series 14 comic number 5 through 12."

Eddy slapped his face and said," Ed are you stupid that will never…. Hey that's it, you're a genius Ed I love it when that brain of yours is ticking away, so what kind of figurines huh Ed?" Ed replied," Nope my brain stopped again…." Edd chuckled and said," It seems that our dear friend can only function at a time Eddy, lets just start with a few figurines and work from there, how about we make some of the kids in the Cul-de-sac, I am sure they would love a figurine of there own."

Eddy rubbed his hands together as he said," Perfect, alright boys lets move on out to your house Double-D you can work on the figurines there!" Edd rushed after them as he asked," What why me?" As the three disappeared Jonny stepped out into the street, holding onto Plank he asked," Where do you think there going buddy?" He chuckled and said," Come on buddy, nothing like that would ever happen, but you haven't been wrong yet, alright buddy lets head over to the Power Plant then!"

Inside of Double-D's Garage, the sound of power tools and beeping continue to blare from around his home, Ed pulled a drawer out and pushed it in repeatedly, a smile plastered on his face as he continued to satisfy his boredom, Eddy however was lying on the ground bored as ever, sighing he shouted," How long does it take to make a figurine!"

Edd leaned his head back out of the curtain he was behind and said," Patience Eddy, they will be ready when there ready, why don't you and Ed get to sleep I will work on more of the figurines and come for you in the morning." Eddy sighed again as he rose up, he said," Come on Lumpy, lets get to sleep, Double D needs his privacy or something…."

Ed happily trailed behind him and said," Can I have butter toast, and a waffle, a tree limb, maybe a hint of gravy and some mushrooms Eddy?" Eddy turned to face his friends, looking up to him he asked," Um. Ed do you even know what you asked for?" Edd shook his head and replied," Yep, I saw it on the movie " If you were a Slug Man" he said it tastes just like turkey Eddy, yum!"

Eddy opened his door to his home and said turning," Go ahead right to that Ed, see you in the morning." Ed waved bye before rushing off to his home, it was a quick minute run and he slid onto his knees through the window leading to his room, landing on his bed he said," Time to read my newest comic." Ed pulled out a dark red comic from a locked case that he had on his side, smiling as he opened it he began to read it, unaware that as the time flew he was going through all of the comics in the series, placing the final one down which showed a picture of a large tower he sighed and said," Ah no fair, I have to wait another month before I can get the last comic, I was sure I had all of them, right when it was getting good too."

His eyes snapped to his alarm clock (a gift from Edd the year before) smiling he said," I betcha Eddy and Edd are going to want to see me today, I'll tell you all about it when I get back, see you guys." Ed hugged his comic before placing them carefully back in the sealed compartment, smiling as he rushed through the Cul-de-sac, he burst through several garbage cans a mail truck and a stop sign before spinning around muttering happily a," Oh yah." Before rushing back to Edd's garage.

Eddy was strumming his fingers against the side of the table he was sitting on as Edd still wouldn't reveal the figurines without Ed there, growling he said," Maybe Ed isn't even coming Double-, just show me the darn figurines!" Edd shook his head and said," No Eddy, it was Ed's idea so he gets to see the unvailing, I am sure he-"

Edd didn't finish as he and Eddy were embraced in a tight hug by Ed, he shouted," Hey ya guys there was a bird and a large white dog and a… oh yah a small little kitty and a-" Eddy pushed away and said," Alright Ed we get it, now Double-D would you please show us what we have been waiting to see, or should I say I have been waiting to see!"

Double-D sighed as he ripped the curtain away from his work table, Eddy smirked at the quality work that Edd out into each figure, each figurine looked nearly identical to the one near it and each figuring looked identical to the people it was portraying, the three Ed's were by far his favorite however, being that it was them.

Ed picked up one of his figurines and said," If only you could put the awaken curse on them so they could attack the unsuspectful voyagers on there journey throught the lost forest in the movie " the lost forest of silvernia" can I keep it Double-D?" Double-D smiled and said while patting his head," of couse you can Ed, there are more then enough to suit our goals, how about we go out and sell them now, I wish to see how they do in the market business of the Cul-de-sac."

Ed pulled at the ground as he carted the large box full of the figures, Eddy stood atop of it while holding his onw sides in a triumphant stance, Edd raced behind, wheezing and taking in large amounts of breath trying to catch up to his fast traveling friends. Ed pulled to a complete stop causing Eddy to fly off and grade against the ground, rubbing his head he said," your lucky I'm in a good mood Ed."

"Hey ya guy watch you up to?" the three quickly turn to see Nazz walking up to them, Edd straightend out as he said," Well good day to you Nazz, we are selling figurines would you care to buy one?" Nazz looked over them, examining them she said," Whoa did you make all of these, they look just like us, sure I'll buy some, do I have to buy one of each or can I just buy a few?"

Double-D smiled and said," You may purchase whichever one you want Nazz, please browse the selection and choose from our little inventory." Picking out a few of them she bought them with a thanks and walked off, Eddy rubbed his hands and said," What did I tell ya, we are going to be raking in the doe for this one!"

Ed smiled while hopping up and down he said," Oh boy oh boy, I want one of me Double D, I will call him the Action Man Ed, the guy who does action things, with healthy batch of toast every morning!" Double-D smiled at his childish friend and said," Well, that is some idea Ed, why don't you get to that, Eddy would you pass me the money jar please?"

Eddy grasped the jar suspiciously and said turning," What do you want it for?" Edd rose an eyebrow and said," I'm going to make it easier to collect money, what would I need with a jar?" Eddy slanted his eyes, he said," You better not scratch this jar Double-D, it's been with us since our first scam." Double-D nodded his head, understanding the importance of household objects.

Taking the object carefully Double-D quickly placed it into a strange carrying device, hitting the button on the side the device expanded into a larger tank with a slot in the middle of it, light flashed on as the machine was hooked to the electric conductor Edd brought, smiling he said," Gentlemen I wish for you to meet the Automatic collector three thousand!"

Eddy snickered and said," What sockhead you run out of cool names for inventions?" Double-D glared and said," You try coming up with a better name when you work on a machine for seven hours Eddy, I bet you wouldn't be able to come up with a very good name either!" Eddy sighed and said," Take a joke Double-D it's a fine name sheesh…"

Ed says out of the corner of their eyes," It reminds me of the Machine from my comic book guys, the villain created a machine that is designed to strip the lonely heroes organs from his body, it was a gorey battle but the villain catured the heroes wise master and ripped him to pieces it was my favorite part." Double-D and Eddy glanced to eachother, still worried about there friends comic problem.

Eddy shouts," Ed this is no time for you to goof off, think about your comics on your own time, we have big things planned and we can't have a short link!" "Well I would say you're the short link in that scenario ya dork!" Eddy growls as he turns to face Kevin, who places his elbow on his head. Eddy says," Hey I thought we were all friends now whats the big idea!"

Kevin holds his hands up defensively," Nah I'm just fooling with you guys, so what are you doing anyway?" Kevin points to the figurines, Eddy walks over and says," Double-D here created these figurines, we are selling them, Nazz already bought a few of them, so what do you say Shovel chin?" Kevin smirks and says," Alright I'll take some, but don't hurt yourself now, wouldn't want you getting hurt little guy."

Eddy sighs defeated and grabs a few of the figurines, handing them to Kevin, Kevin places money into the machine Double-D made, glancing at his own figurine he says," Well what do you know, this here doesn't look half bad, you captured the other kids rather well, I'll get going now, my dad wants me to clean out the garage, it's a real pain!"

Ed said with a smile on his face," This reminds me of the Gamma Wave from my Comic, the villain used it to create his army of dark soldiers!" Turning the other three look to the spot Ed was looking towards, a large green ring was above the Cul-de-sac, Edd shouts," Look out Gamma Radiation!" The three quickly leave, turning around quickly as they hear Ed laughing, who was now running towards it as a beam fired down from the ring, as it hit the spot Ed ran too it exploded out traveling the radius of the Cul-de-sac.

The Power Plant….

Ten minutes ago

"Are you sure about this buddy?" Jonny climbed up over the fence leading to the city Power Plant, sliding through the fence with a chuckle he said," Alright buddy, I'll put you on the satalite control beaken but for what? OK if that's what you want." Bashing through the door an alarm megan to rind throughout the plant.

Hopping up onto the upper level he gradually but quickly made his way up to the top, flipping onto the rafter above he quickly climbed into the ventilation shaft, as guards wielding different weapons rushed by, he whispers," Whew that was a close one huh buddy?" climbing through the air vent he kicked out the final grate and climbed out, the metal collded agaisntthe side of the plant as it bounced down.

Someone below shouted," Up there he is up there!" Rushing up the final staircase he reaches the strange mechanism ontop, Jonny places Plank onto it when he hears a click behind him. Turning he faces the guard pointing a revolver at him, sighing he says while lowering his weapon," Kid what are you doing up here, this is government property you can't just walts in."

Jonny smiled and said," My pal Plank wanted to be up here, sorry for the disturbance mister." The guard rubbed his head and said," That's fine now would you come this way with your buddy Plank, it isn't safe here." Jonny nodded as he reached for Plank and tried to leave, suddenly the machine which was now active latched out and wrapped a tether around Jonny and Plank.

The guard not sure what was going on hopped out of the way as the machine blasted past him and quickly glided up to the top of the plant, sending a beam out from the top a large amount of solor and gamma energy entered into it's system, Jonny asks," What did you do Plank?" The machine blasted the energy out as it exploded Jonny being forced off of the plant and landing on the pavement below, along with Plank, his body however flashed bright green before hitting the ground, no body was present there as the guards went to check, both Jonny and Plank were gone.