A/N: This is just a story I made up. It's from my imagination, and I have a weird sense of humor so…just enjoy ok? Oh, and I don't own Lost, or anything else that might be mentioned throughout this story.
Kate sat on the jungle floor, playing with her little toy plane. She looked like a little kind, making it fly through the air and what not. The, along came Jack.
"What are you doing Kate!" Jack said. "That toy had sharp edges! You could poke someone's eyes out with that thing!" With that, Jack took the airplane, and threw it over a cliff that was near by. "That was a close one! Another problem solved by me…JACK!"
"But…you just got rid of my favorite toy…" Kate said in a whiny kid's voice.
"Yeah...sorry about that." Jack said. Then, all of the sudden the monster came and ate them both! A few minutes late, it spit them out.
"Ew! You taste like doctors and fugitives!" The monster said, and ran off to cry to a polar bear.
Then, Jack and Kate started slowing! Not like glow in the dark glowing, oh no, this was a spiffy glow! Kate was glowing pink, and Jack glowed blue!
"I am Jungle Jack!" Jack said. He had new super powers, which included flying, swinging from vines, and talking like Tarzan!
"And I'm your sidekick, Karate Kate!" Kate said. Kate had super kung-fu moves, and could shoot fire from her hands! It would help, because they were having a really hard time starting all those fires before.
"Help! Help!" Someone screamed from the middle of the jungle.
"This looks like a job for Jungle Jack…" Jack said, jumping up and doing a hero stance.
"And Karate Kate!" Kate said, also jumping and going into a stance. Then, they ran towards whoever was yelling for them. Why Jack didn't just fly them there, no one knows.
"What's the problem?" Jack asked Locke who was still yelling 'Help! Help!' in a girly high pitched voice.
"Oh thank goodness you're here Jungle Jack and Karate Kate. Can we call your team JJ & KK from now on?" Locke asked.
"Sure! But what's the emergency?" Jack asked.
"Well, I was just sitting here eating a rat, minding my own business, when Hurley came and stole my favorite knife! It was really shiny too! I want it back!" Locke explained.
"We'll get you're knife back, don't worry!" Kate said, and Jack and Kate started running to where Hurley was five feet away from them. Sense they were running, they ran right into him though, knocking the knife out of his hands.
"Yes! Another job well done by JJ & KK!" Jack said. Then Kate and Jack started to sing there theme song that went like this,
Jungle Jack, Jungle Jack
Saving dogs and also cats.
Karate Kate, Karate Kate
Locke says we're all on this island, because it's our fate. YEAH!
It was a pretty great song, so the whole island started singing it.
Tune in next time for another episode of, Jungle Jack and Karate Kate!
A/N: So, please review! The next chapter should be up soon. Might take a little while though. I'm busy. Anyways, hope you liked chapter one!