A Big Collection of Nintendo-related Haikus
Disclaimer: Why are we re-posting this? Sigh… Fairy Red doesn't own Mario, Paper Mario, or Nintendo, although she will one day. HAH! Just kidding.
A/N: No, no joke! Besides, I owe an apology to the world of those who support shonen-ai…
I've wronged all of you, and for that, I'm really sorry. I do like shonen-ai now, and…I hope my apology can be accepted. Really. I feel really bad, guilty, and stupid for all the things I said back then, and I hope others can learn from their mistakes like I did, and I hope you all can forgive me.
Haiku
1: Paper Mario Haikus
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Goombario
Smartest
Goomba male
Shows our hero Mario
Things around Toad Town.
Kooper
Blue-shelled
Koopa male
Feisty to the very end
Loveable all right!
Bombette
Pink
and short-tempered
Sizzling all bad guys
The she bob-omb
flame.
Parakarry
Absent-minded
male
Dropping letters all over
But he loves his job.
Bow
The
pale-green lady
Slaps sense into enemies
The princess of Boos.
Watt
The
zappy delight
Only a little baby
Saving the day, yeah!
Sushie
Kind
loving mother
Taking care of cute Yoshi's
A romantic, too.
Lakilester
His
name is Spike, see
He changes it every month
To remain coolest.
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There
you have it! I've fixed the haikus, like I've been intending
to. I've a whole collection of them, too, which I'll post.