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Lelouch Lamperouge (dressed as Zero) was with the Black Knights. Zero said "Our last few fights with Prince Schneizel haven't gone so well. We need to buy better equipment to help us defeat the prince."

Kaname Ohgi replied "But we're running out of money."

Zero asked "How come we barely have any money?"

Kaname Ohgi said "Well you took a big chunk of the money to buy a ship, C. C. keeps taking money to get pizzas, and Diethard spends money on news cameras."

Diethard Ried responded "I keep accidentally dropping my news cameras. It's a fun hobby."

Zero said "It seems like we need to get more money. I'm going to host a garage sale to get a bunch of money."

Kaname Ohgi stated "You don't have a garage."

Zero asked "Do you have a garage that I could borrow?"

Kaname Ohgi said "No. I'm sorry Zero."

Zero said "Then we'll have a garage sale here. It may lack the garage, but it has the sale part."

Kaname Ohgi asked "What are we going to sell?"

Zero said "Bring anything from your houses that you don't need. We're going to sell thousands of items and we're going to get millions of dollars. If we had a second sale we could get billions of dollars."

Tohdoh replied "I don't mean to disrespect you Zero, but I don't think we would get millions of dollars from a garage sale. We would probably get a few thousand dollars."

Zero said "I'm sure that we'll raise way more than that."

Lelouch got on his regular outfit and went home. Lelouch said "C. C. bring out all the stuff I don't need anymore so I can sell it."

C. C. replied "Okay." Twenty minutes later C. C. came to the living room with several boxes of stuff. She said "I hope you can find people that actually want this stuff."

Lelouch looked in the boxes and said "Hold on. There's some valuable stuff in here."

C. C. replied "There's nothing you need in the boxes."

Lelouch grabbed some comic books out of the boxes and said "These are really important."

C. C. responded "They're partially ripped and they're filled with soda stains."

Lelouch grabbed some DVDs out of the boxes and said "These are way too cool to get rid of."

C. C. replied "I only put DVDs that you have more than one copy of in there."

Lelouch said "I may have another copy of these DVDs, but these have different covers and trailers."

C. C. replied "Just sell them."

Lelouch said "I better look and see what else you put in these boxes."

C. C. responded "I'm already tired of having to prove to you that you don't need this stuff. I know that you don't always respect me, but I'm asking you to trust me this time."

Lelouch said "Okay."

The next day Lelouch and C. C. grabbed the boxes. Lelouch grabbed a box of stuff that wasn't meant to be sold, but he didn't know that. The Black Knights set up the sale outside. Diethard did a broadcast that advertised the sale so they didn't need to worry about getting customers. Lelouch (dressed as Zero) and C. C. came and placed the boxes on a table. Zero said "I hope that the rest of you found lots of stuff to sell."

Kaname Ohgi replied "Luckily I found lots of stuff."

Zero said "I better look at your boxes." Zero opened a box and saw dozens of used socks, garbage bags, broken toys, and a box of jewelry. Zero accidentally pushed the jewelry box to the ground. He tried to save the jewelry, but he accidentally stepped on every piece of jewelry. Zero told Ohgi to sell the broken pieces of jewelry.

Tohdoh asked "Do you want to look at my box Zero?"

Zero grabbed the box and said "I'll look at it."

Diethard replied "I'm getting bored. Lets play catch Zero."

Zero said "Good idea Diethard." Zero played catch using Tohdoh's box. Most of the stuff in the box got broken.

C. C. asked "What are you selling news boy?"

Diethard proudly said "I actually have a habit of only keeping important stuff so I'm not selling anything today. What are you selling?"

C. C. answered "Well I have the same habit as you so I have nothing to sell either."

A few minutes later customers arrived. Zero was so excited about getting money that he danced around.

Lloyd Asplund asked "Are you selling any pudding?"

Zero said "Only grocery stores would have pudding sales. This is stuff that we've had for years."

Lloyd asked "Do you have any ancient pudding that has some flavor left?"

Zero said "No."

Jeremiah Gottwald asked "Do you at least have ancient oranges?"

Zero answered "Of course not."

Lloyd said "This sale isn't that great."

Jeremiah replied "I agree with that."

Rakshata Chawla said "It's typical of the Earl of Pudding to mock great things. That's why I dumped him." Lloyd shook his fist at Rakshata before walking away.

Jeremiah replied "The grocery store is loyal enough to me to actually have oranges unlike this place." Jeremiah walked away.

Gino Weinberg asked "How much do the broken toys cost?"

Zero said "Ten dollars per toy."

Gino asked "Is that a fair deal?"

Zero proudly answered "I'm the prince of fair deals."

Gino said "Okay then." Gino bought twenty broken toys. He looked around at Ohgi's used socks and said "These smell fresher than my socks. How much do they cost?"

Kaname Ohgi said "I'm selling them for two dollars per pair."

Zero replied "That's not enough money Ohgi."

Kaname Ohgi replied "But they're not good socks."

Zero said "Please respect my choices Ohgi."

Ohgi replied "Okay Zero."

Zero said "The socks cost seven dollars per pair."

Gino responded "That seems like a fair deal." Gino bought twelve pairs of socks.

General Bartley asked "How much do the DVDs cost?"

Zero proudly said "These are very fancy of high quality DVDs so it cost twenty five dollars per DVD."

General Bartley responded "That isn't a good deal, but these are cool DVDs." He bought a dozen DVDs.

Zero asked "Do you want to buy some comic books too?"

General Bartley said "Yes, but I'm scared that you'll charge lots of money for them."

Zero replied "It costs fifteen dollars per comic book." General Bartley sighed and bought sixty comic books.

Prince Schneizel came by with a evil smile on his face. Zero asked "Why are you here?"

Prince Schneizel said "I heard so many good things about your sale that I decided to visit."

Zero replied "Well you better do more than visit. You better buy a lot of stuff."

Prince Schneizel saw the box that Zero brought by accident. The prince opened it and saw that it was filled with equipment that Zero and the Black Knights used to battle him. The prince said "I'll buy everything in this box."

Zero said "I never opened that box. What's in it?"

Prince Schneizel answered "A bunch of videos. These would be a great addition to Princess Cornelia's museum."

Zero said "I'll charge you five thousand dollars for the box." Prince Schneizel gave Zero the money and walked away with the box of equipment.

For the next few hours several customers came and bought lots of DVDs, used socks, broken toys, partially ripped comic books, and garbage bags. Zero got over fifty thousand dollars from the sale. He was so excited that he danced around. Zero said "I'm proud of you C. C. You made me sell stuff I thought that I needed, but I was wrong." Zero grabbed C. C. and danced with her. C. C. blushed.

Rakshata said "That's cute."

Diethard replied "C. C.'s cute, but Zero's a terrible dancer."

A few minutes later Prince Schneizel and his sidekicks started attacking the Black Knights' hideout using the equipment that the prince bought from Zero.

Zero said "This is dangerous. We better get ready to stop the prince."

Kaname Ohgi looked at the equipment and said "The prince is using our equipment."

Prince Schneizel said "Zero was foolish enough to accidentally sell a box of his equipment to me."

Zero angrily said "I thought you only packed my useless stuff in boxes C. C."

C. C. looked at the box and said "I didn't bring that box. You brought it on accident."

Zero said "Well you taught me to look at what's in boxes before I sell them."

Prince Schneizel destroyed the Black Knights' hideout. All of the Black Knights were outside so nobody got hurt. Prince Schneizel did a evil laugh while leaving.

Kaname Ohgi said "I'm sorry if I sound rude Zero, but I'm disappointed in you."

Diethard responded "I'm very disappointed too."

Kaname Ohgi said "We'll try to buy a new hideout tomorrow." The Black Knights walked away.

Zero sighed and said "I'm ashamed of myself."

C. C. responded "You're a risk lover. Some of your risks have ended badly, but a lot of them have been helpful." C. C. hugged Zero.

Zero said "This means I don't have to feel guilty."

C. C. responded "You should feel somewhat guilty for getting the hideout destroyed." Zero ignored her and did a victory dance.