KoKo McQueen Secret Force

by Marauder Lynnette

This is a story my friends and I wrote together when we were in highschool. It is about a bunch of friends in highschool who discover that they are the last of the mystics magical beings and must fight the evil silence evil magical beings. Enjoy.

Koko McQueen

(Secret Force)

Written by: Vincenz Coello, Laurie Rollo, Katie Bates, Laurel Vineis, and Elizabeth Wilson

Edited by: Carrie Spring

Some things to know before reading "Koko McQueen"

Brock: Always wears a T-shirt w/the Russian flag on it. He is a shape shifter

Katie: Always wears a Japanese schoolgirl uniform (like Sailor Moon or Kagome) She wears kimonos on holidays and has your basic psychic powers.

Laurel: Always wears a T-shirt w/ a picture of her choice on it. She can turn invisible

Laurie: Also wears a Japanese schoolgirl uniform (different than Katie's). She also wears kimonos on holidays. She can fly and cause things to explode.

Vinnie: Always wears a T-shirt w/ a duck on it. He can change into a duck and a rock.

Chapter One: Awakening

Vinnie: Want my sandwich? He waves a sandwich in the air

Laurie: Nah, I'm not really in the mood for sandwiches…

Vinnie: Ah, oh well, your loss and my gain… He takes a big bite of the sandwich Sure is quiet…

Laurel: It figures as much. Katie-chan and Brock aren't here yet… She laughs to herself Of course, silence isn't always golden…

Katie comes booming into the room

Katie: Konnici wa!

Laurel: Hey!

Laurie: Hi!

Vinnie: QUACK! Everyone looks at him like he is crazy Sorry, I couldn't help myself…

Brock walks in and babbles some Russian gibberish

Brock: I know, I know, it means "hello"…yeesh.

Katie: Yoi (good!) We're all here!

Laurie: It would appears so…

Laurel: Y'know, I was thinking about going for a walk or something today. Instead of just bumming around here. What do you guys think?

Vinnie: I'm game for that.

Everyone else nods in agreement and they walk into the courtyard. Total chaos ensues. There are zombies all over the place tormenting people.

Brock: Either I'm going insane or the courtyard is being ambushed by the undead?

Laurie: No Brock, you're not going crazy. Those are definitely zombies.

Laurel: Hey, Katie-chan! Are you seeing this? (No reply) Katie-chan? (No reply) Hey where did Katie go? The others shrug not knowing HEY! She points to the top of one of the trees. There is a girl in a Japanese schoolgirl uniform wearing a mask like Zorro.

Girl: Yameru (stop)!!! Evil zombies! This is a place where we come to learn, not a place of death!! I will punish you!! She jumps off the tree and karate kicks a zombie

Brock: The girl reminds him of Sailor Moon Oh gawd, somebody shoot me.

Vinnie: Points a gun at Brock

Brock: AYEEE! Vinnie, it's just an expression!!

Zombies are chasing after the girl. She's doing well, at first but there are just to many

Laurel: Guys, we've got to help her!

Just then the girl pulls a cool Jedi-ish move and three zombies float into the air, then the girl shoots them with a bow. The whole time two other zombies were shooting something at her, she quickly ducks

Laurie: She's a psychic! ooooooh awwwww However, even a psychic can't handle that many zombies.

Brock: We're all gonna die…

Vinnie: I can help, I guess. No hesitation. He turns into a duck and fly's into the air w/ as much grace as a duck can muster QUACK (Hey Lady) !!

Girl: ((YES! Finally some back up!!))

Vinnie: QUACK (die)!!! He turns into a rock and totals a zombie

Laurel: If Vinnie isn't afraid to be out there w/out a mask then neither am I!

Girl: ((oooooh! LOL You are going to regret that and I am so not doing mind wipes- they are too exhausting!))

Laurel turns completely invisible and goes on to totally kick some zombie booty, unseen

Brock: The world is ending anyway. He changes into a Mecca gun guy and starts firing bullets at zombies

Laurie: Yeah, and if Katie thinks she is fooling any of us w/ that mask she's a baka (idiot). She grows a lovely set of wings and flies off to battle looking like an angel. Then, her eyes lock onto a zombie, and BOOOM!

Girl: ((Yes! Lots of back up! Um…the red zombies spit fire. Vinnie, take them…the blue ones are super strong, Brock could easily take them down though…the purple ones have a small amount of psychic capability, I'll handle them. The yellow ones have perfect aim, so maybe Laurel should get them. The green ones seem to be earth based so, Laurie could get those. ))

Everyone fights using their gifts until the zombies are gone. Then the 5 minute lunch bell rings

To be continued… Chapter Two: The Legend of Nothing

(Conference calling that night)

Laurel: Those zombies were AWESOME!

Katie: What zombies?

Laurie: Puh-leez..

Brock: Puts on a lame voice "I will punish you…"

Vinnie: Yeah, and you were bossy…

Katie: Gomen (sorry) puts hands together like the Japanese I was in shock that you guys had powers too- it won't happen again. Gomen! As for the fact that I tried to conceal my identity… If an icky person found out about any of our "gifts" we'd end up on a stretcher during "Jerry Springer". Gomenasai (very sorry)….

Laurie: No, don't be sorry. You're smart to conceal your identity.

Laurel: Yeah, thanks for doing the mind wipes. Katie did them even though she said she wouldn't

Brock: But we really do need to find a way to disguise ourselves- if we're going to do a whole lot of this "saving people thing"…

They all eventually finish talking and hang up the phone and go to sleep

(In Katie's dream)

A cat walks up to her

Cat: Follow me… The cat has pure black fur and sounds like a "he". Katie follows him out of her dream into "Ellysion" (The world that connects everyone's dreams)

Katie: Who are you? Is on her guard You're obviously a dream seer of some sort…But, what do you want with me?!

Cat: My name is, Ping. I- But is cut off by Katie's laughter

Katie: Your name is "Ping"? LOL What kind of a name is "Ping"?

Ping: SILENCE!

Katie: AYEE!

Ping: As I was saying, before I was so rudely interrupted… grumbles I am the all-powerful Ping! Katie starts to laugh again but Ping gives her a dirty look Yes, I am a dream seer- of a sort, just like you. I know about you and your friends.

Katie: Reaches out with her powers to see if he is trustworthy, but can't read him

Ping: Foolish girl! Your powers are young and undisciplined. We're going to go and fetch your pals and then I'll tell you everything I know.

Katie: Why should I trust you?

Ping: Why shouldn't you trust me? The cat walks off and Katie follows

They reach the gate to Laurel's dream

Ping: Well, aren't you going to open it?

Katie: Why? Can't you do it, "all powerful" Ping?

Ping: I can't…

Katie: But you're a dream seer, right?

Ping: No, I'm not, I lied. I do that a lot you'll get used to it.

Katie: Then who-?

Ping: You took us out of your dream…

Katie: Looks like I'm learning more about my psychic powers every day… with that she opens the gate and soon all her friends gather together in Ellysion

Brock: Ok, Ping, what do you want with us?

Ping: If you will all just quiet down I will tell you.

Laurie: Go ahead, we're listening…

Ping: Very well, you five and myself are some of the last "mystics"

Vinnie: Mystics?

Laurel: Sounds like a baseball team.

Ping: SILENCE! Others jump and then become silent The Mystics were the magical beings of old. We are all descendants of the old mystics…Do not consider yourselves the last of the old, but the first of the new mystics. Other than ourselves there are only three mystics left…the warlocks in CC (Central Control) and the missing princess?

Laurel: Ooh, a princess!

Ping: A missing princess. You are young and nearly 100 mystic blood. That makes you perfect for the task at hand.

Vinnie: Which is?

Ping: To find our princess and…

Brock: And what?!

Ping: And to take your place as guardians of Earth.

Katie: What about you, Ping? What are you?

Ping: I'm a talking cat- for now that is all you need to know. As for my status among the mystics…I am your leader and –erm- coach.

Laurie: So, we're mystics, guardians of Earth and have to keep our eyes open for some princess?

Ping: Pretty much. He does a back flip and three colored pens with stars and symbols and two brooches with stars and symbols fall from the air Take these. (They all look up)

Katie: Huh? What are these?

Ping: Everyone repeat after me: Mystics Reform!

Others: Mystics Reform! They all transform into super hero disguises (see drawings)

Laurel: Cool!

Katie: all excited I feel like I'm in an Anime or RPG!

Ping: This isn't a game! You are Earth's only hope against "The Silence"

Vinnie: Woah, back up….The Silence?

Ping: The descendants of pure evil mystics- unfortunately The Silence breeds quickly and have endured the years while we good mystics have not.

Brock: Don't worry whiskers; we'll squash those buggers!

Ping: eyes turn red and his voice turns devilish Never call me that! I am the all-powerful Ping!

Brock: Ok Ping.

Ping: Okay, move out troops. We'll meet at lunch. NEVER go anywhere with out those henshin (transform) sticks!

Laurel: Um…

Laurie: How do we get out of here?

Ping: She's the psychic dream seer. Points to Katie but you should follow me! Smiles smugly

Following Ping they each got back to their dreams where Katie entered the gates and let them in

(The Next Morning)

Laurie: wakes up What a weird dream. . . looks down at her lap. She's holding a brooch No, it was real…

(Vinnie's)

Vinnie: In duck form doing morning exercises Quack (got to get buff now that I'm a crime fighter!)

(Brock's)

Brock: says to his mother while eating a poptart I've been watching to much Trek… holds up his Henshin pen

(Laurel's)

Laurel: Watching "Boobah" Better relive childhood- in case we're all vaporized… holds up henshin stick

(Katie's)

Katie: fast asleep

Ping: scratches her

Katie: Ow! Ping!

Ping: You're gong to be late!

Katie: Yeah, but you didn't have to scratch me! It hurts!

Ping: Then you better hurry to school and have Laurie heal it. Smiles smugly

Katie: Go away Ping, I have to change.

Ping: Yeesh… covers eyes with ears

Katie: PING!

Ping: What? I can't see a thing! By using telekinesis Katie opens the door and Ping goes flying out

Katie gets dressed and pins the brooch to the ribbon on her schoolgirl uniform

Katie: That's right…. sigh we're all mystics now… . She reluctantly lets the troublesome feline back in

Ping: Hurry! You need to be at school!

Katie: Stop nagging me! Why don't you go bug the others!

Ping: Stares at her seriously Do not doubt my guidance mortal! Takes a deep breath Now, heed me and go eat breakfast! It's the most important meal of the day!

Katie: Fine, but don't expect anything nutritious. Walks out grumbling

Ping: Still in her room If only she new how deadly her psychic abilities would be if she turned to the silence….

To be continued… Chapter Three: What's brown and hairy all over?

Another day begins in peaceful Reno, Nevada and the first class of the day slowly sets everyone on the daily grind. Laurel and Laurie share their first class out in the portables together just as the dust settles from the sleepy night on the top of their desks.

Laurie: So…

Laurel: Yep…you wouldn't happen to have had a freaky dream involving me last night would you?

Laurie: Kinda…

Laurel grabs her pen and Laurie shows off her broach

Both: I got this thing and it does stuff!

Laurel: Well, I forgot how mine worked…

Teacher: slams a book down on the desk Shut up! Class is starting! The bell rings Now, today we will be learning about the quadratic formula. Pay attention!

Laurel: Man, I hate Mr. Kaiser.

Laurie: Yummy, Kaiser rolls…

Mr. Kaiser: Negative B, plus or minus the square root of negative B squared minus 4 times A,C, divided by two A.

Laurel: Watch this! She turns invisible and sneaks up to the front of the room. Carefully, taking a cotton swab from Mr. Kaiser's bag. She deftly puts the swab into Mr. Kaiser's shoe as the students watch Mr. Kaiser grinding his chalk on the board. Laurie summons a tiny flick of fire around the swab and it bursts into flames as Laurel slinks back to her desk

Mr. Kaiser: turns around as Laurel sits down and reappears Is there something burning? His shoe starts on fire and he jumps up with a loud cry ah cha! He runs around the room and out the door in flames as the bell signaling the end of class rings

Laurie: Another Tuesday…

Laurel: Yep

They gather up their books and leave

Meanwhile, Brock walks from his first class in the three hundreds hall, headed for another random class. During this time he passes through the tennis courts and out of nowhere pops a small demon with a bodaciously large wig.

Brock: Uh…

Wiggy Guy: I am the demon of toupees!

Brock: Demon of Toupees eh?

Wiggy Guy: Fear my 1774 powers!

Brock: Takes out his pen and instantly changes into his disguise. His arms become thick shiny swords; his whole body composed of a brilliant metal that shapes to its masters infinite will.

Wiggy Guy: Woah!

Brock swings his long arm at the Demon who jumps backwards and grabs onto the fence sending three daggers in his wake. Brock makes his one arm into a shield to which the daggers pierce halfway, protruding the silver metal that so made up his skin. With a powerful leap he swings his sword at the fence. The hairy demon jumps out of the way as a hole is created in the fence, where the demon once stood. With another swift jump from there he slices the demon's hairstyle off it's head, taking the top of the tennis net with it and the vile demon explodes to nothingness, leaving Brock to change back to his normal form.

Brock: Looks around and dusts himself off and heads to his next class

Meanwhile Katie strolls along the hundreds hall with five minutes to spare before her next class while Ping resides in her backpack, watching the crowds of lazy, bored teenagers mill around. Behind him a pair of overly gothic, demonesque, and very hairy people follow them at a distance

Ping: Do you see those two Goths behind us? Katie turns her head to see the Goths speed up to catch up with her Loose them!

Katie: What?

Ping: Hurry! Run away from them! They're nothing but trouble. Katie runs through the hall dodging the students all around them

Katie: What are we running for?! She slides under an opening locker

Ping: They're hair people! Eek!

Katie slips through a barely open locker door that nearly closes on Ping's head. With the hair people not far behind

Hair people: Hair! Hair! Give us your hair!

Katie: swings onto a branch and climbs up the tree away from the hair people who climb up after

Katie quickly ditches her backpack and changes into her disguise, far from the eyes of her prying schoolmates. She gracefully flips off the top branch, kicking both hair people off the tree on her way to the ground. The hair people launched to either side of the stylish heroine, quickly hop back on their feet and pursue Katie arms up and mouths drooling purely hypnotized by something about her.

Hair people: calling in forlorn tortured voices Hair! Hair!

Katie: You want my hair? She dangles it in front of them and they claw at the air and dive trying to grab hold of it. She leads them around the courtyard and drives them straight into a wall, their heads conking together in a loud hollow thud, the hair people falling over at this. "Such simpletons," she remarks picking them up with her powers and flinging them high into the air towards the clouds where they would likely fall to a splattering death. At that point the bell rings for class "Eek, I'm late!"

Katie hops into the tree, changes out of her disguise, grabs her backpack and runs to her next class of the day. There Mr. Kaiser waits for her as she trips into the room.

Mr. Kaiser: Well, look who decided to show up.

Katie: big kawaii eyes Sorry Mr. Kaiser!

Mr. Kaiser: Bops Katie's head with a ruler Sit down!

After classes the lunch bell rang, and the small group of heroes gathered in Mr. McMurry's biology lair.

Katie: Good we're all here; I think something very strange is goi-

Laurie: Wait, where's Vinnie?

Brock: Wasn't he here this morning?

A scream is heard the hall

Girl: Oh mah gawd! There's a duck in the drinking fountain!

Vinnie: Hey, quit lookin' you!

Girl: Somebody get animal control!

Vinnie: Relax! I don't bite, hard…

A loud smack is heard followed by a brief moment of silence, as if the victim of the smack was flying like a baseball before a thunk is heard followed by a little yellow duck skidding to a halt in view of the door. He gets up and dusts himself off and walks in with a greeting quack. The rest of the group sits for a moment in silence then continues normally.

Brock: Something seriously screwed up is going on.

Katie: I got attacked on my way to third period!

Ping hops out of Katie's backpack

Ping: Hair people, a dastardly part of The Silence!

Laurie: Oh, hey! It's that cat from that creepy dream I had, Ping!

TJ pops up behind Laurel, causing her to fall off her chair in surprise

TJ: Ping?! Isn't that a drug?! Ping growls

Laurel: Where the heck did you come from?

TJ: I appear in random places for no reason! He laughs I say random things and sometimes people give me money to make me go away! Isn't that cool?! Laurel shoves him out of the room

Mr. McMurry: walks out of his office and looks around Why are there animals in my room? Vinnie slips him a box of candy I didn't see anything. He walks back into his office

Laurie: Anyways, what are hair people?

Ping: Hair people are evil demons that wear large wigs and prey on people's hair.

Brock: That sounds about right.

Ping: If I am not mistaken, they should be looking for your group right now!

All the windows lining the room break and hairy ninjas pop into the room followed by one big hairball that walks up to the group. Oddly enough, Ping is missing from the area shortly after they pop in. Vinnie also seem to have disappeared as well when the hairballs approach the group.

Hairball: So, this is the little super group? Well, we shall soon see how you fare when you have to go… Dramatic chord Hairless! He takes out a shaver and the ninjas restrain those in the group with special power sapping crystals

Katie: You won't get away with this!

Laurel: Why do you want us anyway? We just live peacefully!

Hairball: BECAUSE you are the guardians of earth! The earth guardians must be destroyed so we hair people can take it over!

Brock: Why can't you take over some useful planet? Why does it always have to be earth?

Hairball: Because the princess is here on earth! Without her we cannot-

An arrow files toward the hairball piercing him, much like a toothpick going through a potato. Vinnie pulls another arrow out of thin air from the corner of the room and strings it back on his bow striking a ninja away from Laurel. Acting on this opportunity, Laurel goes invisible and quickly topples her captors with a few swift kicks to the groin. She then frees Brock who turns to his metal form and slashes up a ninja bout to cut the throat of Katie. The evil hairball raises, long bloodied claws fully extended, ready to pounce on one of the heroes. Then, Katie quickly throws a ninja who is holding Laurie out of an open window and Vinnie flies an arrow at the head of her other captor. Laurie raises her hands and the hairball bursts into bright orange flames.

Hairball: AH CHA!! Runs away followed by his other torn followers This ain't over!

Vinnie: Yay! We won! Quack!

Mr. McMurry: What happened to my room?!

Ping: Time to go Katie! Hops in her backpack and Katie runs off

Katie: See you tomorrow guys!

Brock: Turns back to his normal form and looks around I think I hear Stalin calling; I better go take care of that! He runs off

Laurel: Turns invisible and sneaks off

Laurie: Later! Follows the others out the door

Mr. McMurry: Ahems at Vinnie

TJ: Well Vinnie, everyone else is gone and we're screwed.

Vinnie: Yep, yep!

TJ: Maybe we should have left too?

Vinnie: Maybe…but that would be the smart thing to do!

TJ: Yes, we're so stupid!

Vinnie: And it's so cool!

TJ: I know! We rock!

Vinnie: Ba-damn we're cool! Ba-damn!

TJ: We're to cool for school!

Vinnie: Shows off his somewhat less that impressive duck muscles We are big annoying men!

Mr. McMurry: Just go! Throws them out

TJ: As always, stupidity is the smartest thing to do!

Vinnie: Quack! See ya later! Flies off

To be continued

Chapter Four: Of Fritos and Glowing Red Eyes

The house is quiet. Not a single creature was stirring, especially Katie. After all it was 6:00 a.m.

Ping: sighs She'll be late if she doesn't get up… Jumps on the bed and clears throat Get up please… clears throat again NOW!

Katie: Wow, hey! Um…what's up?

Ping: Oh, not much…just that you'd best get up.

Katie: Eh? Oh right…school… looks at Ping and throws him out of the room with telekinesis

Ping: Heeyy! Katie just closes the door

A loud beeping noise pierced the dark room, causing a cat and person to jump in surprise.

Laurie: Where's the fire?! Looks at alarm clock Oh… The small black object with blood red numbers and an annoying sound suddenly blows up Oops…Brock…I need you…

In the early hours of the morning the entire house was deadly silent, except for in Vinnie's room where a yellow duck sat in the middle of the floor watching TV.

Vinnie: Quack!

Vin's Dad: Hey, stop quacking at the TV and get ready.

Vinnie: Looks at the strange man, blinks, waves his wing, and then turns back to the TV Quack.

Vin's Dad: Blinks, sighs, and walks on

School, 8:05

Everyone in the classroom was silent except for the sound of pencils scratching on paper. When a loud bang erupts it's followed by an exclamation and a string of words in many languages.

Laurie: Ouch! Sorry everyone…Kinda ran into the door there… rubs head

Laurel: Guides Laurie to here seat Move on people, nothing to see here, everything's ok.

Class: Chuckles in unison, then they all start talking to each other

Mr. Kaiser: SIT NOW! Everyone abruptly stops talking and turns to their work

Laurel: (to Laurie) Tough crowd… Laurie only nods

Mr. Kaiser than takes his own seat and starts typing on his computer. Leaving both girls clueless as to what they 'should' be doing.

Laurel: playing with a piece of lint Boring…

Laurie: twirling her pencil while making various objects outside explode while looking at her brooch Yep…

Laurel looks at Mr. Kaiser notices he's wearing sunglasses, shrugs, turns invisible and walks out the door

Laurie: Blinks and quietly mumbles Gee thanks…

Katie slips into class altars the teacher's memory slightly to make it seem like she was only returning from the bathroom

Brock/Vinnie: Show off…

Katie: Big smile Thank you! Now, what are we doing?

Brock: Um, nothing…the sub gave us a free day.

Vinnie: nods Quack.

Several people look at him, but he shrugs it off. No one seems to notice the look of pleas on a passing students face

Katie: Well, I'm bored… makes her pencil float

Brock: Fiddles with his knife

Vinnie: Stares at the door where he sees TJ run by with a terrified look on his face TJ!

Class: Looks to the door to see many stampeding kids running past, each is angry oo…hehehe…

Brock: Poor TJ, I knew him well…

Katie: Poor TJ I hardly knew you…

Vinnie: Poor spork…that crowd'll destroy you. TJ you'd better hide it!

Ping: pokes his head out of Katie's backpack Spork? Shakes his head Uh, uh I don't wanna know.

Lunch

Katie: sigh I am even border than I was in 1, and that's saying something!

Brock: I dunno, the mishap in 2nd was good…

Laurel: Hello everybody! Anyone else notice the teachers' behavior today?

Everyone: Blinks, then in several languages No…

Mr. McMurry: Strange group of kids…

Laurie: gasps Mr. McMurray! Your eyes are glowing! Everyone turns to him and gasps

Mr. McMurray: Um…they've always been like this?

Everyone: blinks Oh, ok then… they return to their boredom as Mr. McMurray walks off

Ping: Okay…Vinnie why are you laughing?

Vinnie: Quack! Laughs so hard he falls off his chair

Everyone: looks at the newly formed rock in front of them Ri-ght… So, anyway…

A random kid comes in and trips over the rock, falling on top of Ping

Ping: Ouch! Get off!

Random Kid: You can talk?! Promptly faints

Katie: Oh boy..

Mr. McMurray: trips over the rock/boy combo What's this? And why is there a cat in my room?

Everyone: Uh….

Mr. McMurray: Glances at them, then advances

Katie: Uh, time to go?

Ping: Yes, lets…

Laurel/Laurie: Right behind ya! A quack sounds from the rock

Brock: Now would be good…

Brock waits for a second while Vinnie changes back into human form and then they quickly follow where the rest had gone with McMurray and a few other teachers following them

Ping: I do believe we're being followed.

Laurel: What's going on?

Katie: Dunno, but it's freaky.

Laurie: Yeah, lets go to the courtyard. We'll loose them in the crowd.

Vinnie: All right lets go.

Brock: We still go 20 minutes…so why not?

Courtyard

Laurie: Ok…maybe this wasn't one of my best ideas… looks around at the many teachers in the courtyard, and lack of kids as well

Katie: Ping? Do you have any idea what's going on?

Brock: Yes, do tell…

Laurel: Uh…he's gone…

Everyone: Great…

Laurie: Guess we're in for a fight…

Katie: Remember, some of them are slightly ok…don't kill them.

Brock: Under his breath All….

Vinnie fires an arrow at the feet of Mr. Carlson, causing him to trip up and fall into the milk machine. Of course it falls causing an explosion

Laurie: Mumbles Huh, I coulda done that…

Laurel, while invisible, was making sure she only hit the teachers she didn't have, or else would end up getting in serious trouble. Whether consciously or not, everyone she attacked, at some point, hit some type of soda machine

Katie: ((Laurel! I think you found the problem…there's a mind control device in the Frito dispenser!)) Keeps a random teacher away

Vinnie: I knew that thing was evil!

Brock: I'll take care of it! Hurries to the machine and melts it down to scrap metal

Laurie: And just to be sure…. causes a small explosion, making Brock jump back in alarm

All Teachers: Uh…what happened, where are we?

Brock: S'okay all….'cept maybe the courtyard… A strange group showed up and helped out.

Intercom: All students, due to extensive damage to the school courtyard, the school will be closed for the week.

Katie: Looks around Heh…oops

Vinnie: Oh fun…another boring week.

Laurel: Lets have a party!

All: Huh?

Laurel: Maybe not 'party' exactly, but a get together it could be fun…

Laurie: Yeah, If we had something to do.

Brock: I'm sure we'll think of something…

To be continued…..

Chapter Five: Hair or Dare?

Our story begins with Laurie waiting outside Rite Aid. (The group had decided to meet her there for lunch) Katie meets her, carrying Ping in her backpack.

Laurie: Hello

Katie: smiles Hi.

Ping: Food, people, I'm starving! Licks his chops and Katie goes in and buys him some food

Laurie: Follows Katie You can't let a stupid cat boss you around Katie. Katie feels a tap on her shoulder

Katie: Ping, stop that you're gonna get food! Feels a tap on her other shoulder Ping!

Laurel becomes visible, wearing a huge smile

Laurel: The absent-minded Ping is looking down the candy aisle. It is I, the great tapper of shoulders, mastermind of stupid jokes, and laugher at the universe!

Brock walks up

Brock: Hello.

Laurie: How was your morning? Brock sighs

Brock: Boring. Lots of homework from yesterday and no conflict…

Katie pays for food and gives it to Ping. Ping stuffs his face like a starved wolf

Laurel: Same here. The homework, I mean. I met Mine Do on my way here. She said something about hair. "Cheveuxou." I didn't understand it. Hair or . She had reddish eyes too.

Katie: I wonder what it means?

Vinnie walks up

Vinnie: What does what mean?

Laurel: Hair.

Vinnie: It's something on your head.

Laurel: No, Mm. Do said 'Hair or '

Vinnie: Oh, but you know what hair is?

Laurel: Yes. Stiffens and turns invisible Follow me. No, Ping. Follow Ping. Ping? Ping disappears Follow Katie, then. ((Katie, I'll tell you where to go. Get on the ground and crawl. Go out of Rite Aid and turn right.))

Katie does so and the rest follow her. Mr. McMurray sees them and follows, curious. Outside of Rite Aid Laurel reappears

Laurel: Where is Ping? Where does he always go? Ping is hiding in a tree in the McQueen courtyard

Ping: Okay, nobody knows. I'm fine. The kids need me. Only I can help them, and the princess needs me. Okay, I'm going back. Ping disappears

Brock: What's wrong?

Laurel: We're being followed. I'd hoped to lose them, but I don't think we did. She pulls her pen out of her right shoe, turns invisible, transforms, turns visible again, and nods to the others. They transform

Six hair people approach and Ping appears

Ping: Run, kids! They run Training has begun. Run faster! The hair people catch up Run faster!

Brock and Vinnie are engulfed and Katie runs harder, but she is swallowed by the group of hair people Laurel and Laurie run faster than the hair people can with three captives

Vinnie: Quack! (Help!)

Katie: They've frozen us! Run!

Brock: I wish I could blow them up with my weapons of mass destruction, but I left them at home today.

Ping: What are weapons of mass destruction? Crazy person! Anyway, Laurel, Laurie turn and face them! Laurie you draw some away. Laurie grows wings

Laurie: Hair! Free hair! Come and get it! She hovers just above the ground, making a lock of her hair sway to and fro in front of the hair people. Three of the six follow

Ping: ((Laurel, shock the longest-haired one three times. Be very, very careful though. He is a connoisseur of trickery))

Laurel: ((I think I know him. I've seen him before. Uh-oh I do know him. Great! This sucks.)) Hey you! Longest haired! Step forth! No, or I will gut you like a fish! Chuckles in a partly nervous voice

Longest haired: Ah, so we meet again, my dear. How pleasant a surprise.

Laurel: I don't know how pleasant this meeting is now, but I know that it ain't gonna be pleasant in a moment.

Longest haired: So you have come to duel.

Laurel: Actually, you followed me.

Longest haired: That's besides the point.

Laurel: Okay, first of all what point? It's just small talk for Pete's sake! And second, why are you offended so? I'm an innocent little cutie-pie. And I actually try to listen to you. It's hard, but I try. Longest haired changes the subject

Longest haired: Hair or dare?

Laurel: Huh? Stalling

Longest haired: Either I take you hair or I cast the dare spell on you.

Laurel: Refresh my memory on the dare spell.

Longest haired: cackles You are very good at keeping things at bay.

Laurel: Homework is another story, though. You see teachers aren't fooled by-

Longest haired: The dare spell makes the victim unable to do anything unless the keeper of the spell dares the victim to do so. It's very handy.

Laurel: Is that how you get so many followers? 'Cause they sure don't like you.

Longest haired: Bravo you figured it out. Now watch this. I summon the power of the Great Silence to create the Dare spell! Throws the spell at Laurel but misses, kitting Mr. McMurray. Mr. McMurray turns all hairy and bows down to Longest-haired Go get that winged girl! I missed, but I guess it's a good example. Cackles

Laurie: Eek! She blows up the last hair people and hesitates to hurt Mr. McMurray

Longest haired: See? He obeys my every command!

Laurel: Eat dirt, you cowering dunce of worthless dreams!

Longest haired: You slight me, yet you fear me.

Laurel: Oh really?

Longest haired: Yeah! In fact, if you don't quiet slighting me your friend will get hurt!

Laurel: cautious Which one?

Longest haired: The one I have frozen her first of course and then the feathered one or why not both at the same time? Katie cringes and moan in pain

Laurel: Don't you dare, butt head! I know who you are, I can hurt you to the core, and I am Katie's friend.

Longest haired: How could you hurt me? Pray, tell! Cackles

Laurel: If ever hearts were broken, or mended if ever life was given or taken away let the heavens rumble over this cold-blooded heartless, broken fool. I command thee so! Thunderheads gather. Hail falls, lightning dances its dangerous waltz

Strike, I pray thee, strike this broken hearted anger torn wretch thrice!

Longest haired is struck three times by lightning. With a heart-wrenching cry he crumbles to ashes. Yet a silvery figure escapes the pile of dust. The rest of the hair people die and Mr. McMurray is himself again. Katie, Vinnie, and Brock ar freed. It stops hailing and turns to rain

Ping: Quick! Lets get out of here, before we are soaked!

Laurie, ping, Katie, Vinnie, and Brock run to Rite Aids sheltering over hang followed by Mr. McMurray. Sobs are heard near the pile of ashes, now turned to mud. Laurel scoops up what's left of he ashes and runs to the others.

Katie: What's wrong?

Laurel: Nothing. Nothings wrong. She finds an empty flower pot and puts the ashes in it, hugging it to her

Ping: ((Maybe it's better. Katie and the others are free. Stop crying. He will be back and you must become stronger. You can turn him back. I know your powers)) Laurel stops crying and it stops raining immediately

Laurie: Food makes everything better. C'mon lets go eat.

Laurel: Amen to that. They all go and get lunch, late as it might be in the afternoon

Ping: Mr. McMurray, you must tell no one. Swear to protect us.

Mr. McMurray: I so swear, but change out of your weird costumes. They do so

To be continued……

Chapter Six: I Want To Know

Laurie and Laurel are on the phone

Laurie: Have you ever noticed that when you think Ping hears you?

Laurel: What do you mean, "hears"? She hugs her pillow

Laurie: I mean…like if you say something to yourself w/out purposefully aiming the thoughts at Ping- he still hears it. Do you ever get the feeling he is more than a talking cat?

Laurel: I have no clue really…I'm not psychic- so I can't really –sense- anything. Yet, I can't help but think that Ping is more then he is showing us…

Laurie: Exactly, y'know… Her voice softens I don't have to be psychic to notice that something is bothering you…

Laurel: Nothings bothering me! She gets defensive I…I…I'm just sleepy- yeah sleepy. That's all. She turns invisible and says this

Laurie: Doesn't believe her Well, maybe you should go to bed, then. Maybe, you'll feel better in the morning?

Laurel: Maybe…well, I'll see you tomorrow. Night…

Laurie: See ya Laurel… Reluctantly hangs up

Over at Katie's

Katie: Runs in the room and uses telekinesis to slam the door shut, Ping sleepily looks up from her pillow

Ping: What's wrong with you?

Katie: Wouldn't you like to know?! She lays down on her bed and glares at Ping

Ping: Uncharacteristically, he softens his voice- truly concerned and asks What- did – you- see? His voice sounds almost scared

Katie: Shocked by Ping's concern How- how- do you know I saw something?

Ping: I felt it.

Katie: Jumps up from her bed So, you do have powers! Gets angry once again How come you never tell me anything?! Everyone is learning and growing! Everyone knows something more about you then me! It's not fair! Everyone fights, but you make me run! I feel like you're locking me in a box Ping! She continues to shout, but Ping interrupts

Ping: SILENCE! She quiets herself Now you listen to me- kneel down so I can speak to you to face to face. She kneels by the foot of her bed so she is level with Ping You don't understand…

Katie: I do understand! I understand that you are hiding something from me… ((Stupid cat))

Ping: ((I heard that!))

Katie: ((You're a telepath?)) Yet, another secret you've hid from me…How can I trust you?

Ping: You aren't ready to- to know yet.

Katie: Ping- The phone rings interrupting them. She answers it moshi moshi? (hello)

Laurie: moshi moshi, Katie-chan.

Katie: hears worry in her voice Is something the matter Laurie?

Laurie: I'm worried about Laurel. She says nothing's wrong, but I think she's hiding something.

Katie: to Ping ((You and Laurel should make a club))

Laurie: I was wondering if you could- y'know- "read" her.

Katie: somewhat shocked You want me to read her mind?

Laurie: No…I just wanted to know if you could tell me if she is lying.

Katie: relieved Oh, ok!

Laurie: Thanks! Pauses and whispers I just thought I'd tell you, Laurel and I think that – well- there's something fishy about Ping.

Katie: I can see that raises her eye brows at Ping Well, I have to go…

Laurie: Ok, bye..

Katie: Sayonara hangs up and turns to Ping That settles it Ping! Tomorrow you're going to tell EVERYONE- all of the secrets you are hiding…

Ping: Very well he says kindly and Katie's jaw drops I will tell you some secrets…this may take a while… Katie sits on her bed The first thing you need to know is- I'm only trying to keep you 5 safe… 2nd- keeping you safe Katie has proven quite a task…

Katie: What? Why?

Ping: Katie, you are a seer- and I have the potential to be very powerful…something you must know about seers is- As a seer, you are both Mystic and Silence…

Katie: What?! Shocked

Ping: ((shhh…)) It is true. That is why I keep you "in a box". If you were to turn to silence- it could mean the end of us all… Katie's jaw drops and Ping sighs There once was a seer name Eevin (pronounced Ay-ven) he was powerful and good…then, suddenly he turned to silence…

Katie: Why?

Ping: His sister- the very princess we are looking for- disappeared…his heart could not bare it… Ping's face looked stricken with pain He's gone now…

Katie: Being a seer, senses his pain Oh….Ping scratches behind his ears

Ping: the longest haired- he used to be just like you.

Katie: He's a seer?

Ping: nods

Katie: But how? You said we were all that was left…

Ping: and you are…he turned to silence…Katie, you are the only pure seer left. You have to understand- IT IS MY FAULT that Eevin and his sister are gone… I can't loose you, DAMN IT! So just be grateful that I have sworn my life on protecting you and stop asking questions! The cat curls up at the end of her bed and closes his eyes

Katie: Thank you for telling me- at least a little bit Ping… and with that she sends an email to everyone- telling them what she has learned

To be continued…..

Chapter Seven: Eevin and Crone

The next day during lunch in "The Science lair"

Katie: whispers to Laurie as they walk in the room something is definitely bothering Laurel…and I think it has something to do with that hair person…

Everyone sits down and pulls out their lunch and the room is strangely silent

Brock: Bravely breaks the silence Is Ping here?

Katie: Mentally scans the room No…he left to go catch a mouse or something…

Brock: Good…

Vinnie: Yeah, we got your email…

Laurel: and quite frankly…

Laurie: We're concerned…

Katie: Why? You don't actually think I'd turn to the silence do you?

Laurel: If Damian did then so could you!!! As it slips out she covers her hands over her mouth

Laurie: So that's what is bugging you!

Vinnie: Who's Damian?

Brock: Yeah!

Katie: Puts a hand on Laurel's shoulder and sends her calming thoughts telepathically It was that seer who was in command of the hair people wasn't it?

Laurel: nods He was a brother to me… She tries to smile Ping said he'd come back…

Katie: Last night I had a premonition… Ping knew it too- I think… she wonders to herself why Ping didn't ask her about it Well…I saw a seer…

Laurel: Was it Damian? She asks hopefully

Katie: I don't know who it was…he had light skin and black hair…he wore mostly black- but my vision didn't show any of his face…he was sad…lonely…he wept over the body of a girl…and that was all…

Laurel: Oh- I hope it wasn't him…

Laurie: smiles I bet you it was that guy you talked about in your email!

Katie: Eevin? Every time Katie utters the name "Eevin" she feels a strange vibe- but this time she also saw her premonition

Brock: Katie-chan? Waves his hand in front of her face

Vinnie: She's in a trance… She comes out of her trance

Katie: I- I saw Eevin… you're right Laurie… Suddenly they hear screaming as Ping goes flying into the room But isn't he dead?

Ping: His voice is tense He is here!

Brock: His arms turn into guns ready to fight Who is here?

Ping: The demon Crone! He is the one who took the princess!

Katie: Jumps up and runs to Ping Ping you need to stay here and let us take this battle…

Ping: NO!! If anyone is staying- it is you! Crone is VERY powerful- he could easily destroy any of you! Ping speaks of Crone with pure hatred

Katie: I don't know why, but I feel that something bad is going to happen to you…

Ping: Then you worry too much…

Katie: No Ping…I'm a seer…I have seen great pain. She transforms and walks out they door I will fight this, Crone and come back either a mystic or dead…The Silence will not have me.

Laurie: I won't let them have you transforms

Vinnie: QUACK! (Or me)

Brock: This Crone guy doesn't sound that tough…

And so they leave to face a battle that will change their lives

Crone: ((I know you are here Eevin…)) Crone is completely cloaked looking very much like a nazgul ((I sense your presence))

Brock: Hey you! Shoots a bullet into the air

Crone: hisses and gracefully raises his hand into the air and Brock gasps for air

Brock: Choke help… Crone releases him

Crone: ((I'm not here to waste time on "mystic wimps"- I'm here for- The Seer…)) he is speaking of Eevin but of course they do not know this

Laurie: Well- you aren't getting any seer!

Crone: Crone always gets what he wants! –Right Damian? Damian steps forward out of the shadows

Damian: Yes- master! He grins evilly Who do you want me to destroy first Master Crone?

Crone: Take your pick- but leave the seer to me!

Laurie: Locks her eyes on Damian and his cloak catches on fire

Laurel: Stop it Laurie! She runs towards Damian That is my brother! Don't hurt him.

Damian: Using telekinesis he slams Laurel to the ground

Laurel: Please, don't hurt him…It's not his fault. He's being controlled by the silence… suppresses tears It isn't his fault…

Laurie: Calls back her flames

Damian: Continues to crush Laurel to the ground

Laurel: Damian…why? I'm your sister! We used to have so much fun together! Can't you remember any of it?! She finally gets through to him and he becomes confused and stops attacking Laurel and looks over to Crone

Crone: Destroy them Damian! You know you want to! He laces his words with a psychic power, bending Damians will I am your only friend…

Damian: robotically Yes Master Crone! Slams Laurel to the ground again

Brock: Laurel let me crush him!

Laurel: No- you can't- in pain hurt him!

Laurie: he doesn't seem to be holding back on hurting you!

Damian: Laughs wickedly

Vinnie: Quack, Quacky, Quacker (I know what to do) He flies into the air and quacks toward Damian who instantly falls asleep Quacko?! (Cool trick huh?)

Laurel: Thanks Vinnie!

Brock: Now we can destroy that Crone b!

Crone: Laughs wickedly ((you can try if you want!)) He chokes them all telepathically

Katie pulls of out of it- or rather Crone lets her go

Crone: ((Come forward Seer- unless you want me to kill them all!)) Once again he is referring to Eevin- but they don't know

Katie: Comes forward ((Here I am! Now release my friends!))

Crone: ((My, my- a girl seer. Not exactly who I was expecting- but good all the same Laughs evilly))

Katie: Locks eyes with Crone trying to penetrate his mind

Crone: ((My- you're powerful! It's actually painful. Too bad you're by far to inexperienced to actually succeed!))

Katie: Tries to break his mind but can not do it

Vinnie: Are they having some type of staring contest?

Laurel: It would look that way, but I'd bet there is a battle raging even as we speak. One where powers cannot help…

Brock: We have to help! Sends bullets at Crone, but a mental force field protects him

Laurie: this battle lies with in the mind. Only psychic can penetrate it…

Katie: ((What did you do to the Princess!?!))

Crone: ((Eevin sending little "mystic wimps" to find his precious sister eh?)) Evil laugh

Katie: ((Eevin))

Crone: ((You tell Eevin that she sleeps! After a pause he adds Six feet under!))

Katie: ((I don't understand- Ping said Eevin died…))

Crone: ((I've never heard of Ping, but then I've never heard of you…who are you seer girl?))

Katie: ((They call me Katie, but you can call me…um… the girl who kicked your psychic butt!))

Crone: ((Your bore me…lead me to Eevin or I will kill you))

Katie: smiles slightly ((You wouldn't kill me))

Crone: ((Try me…))

Katie: ((As a seer- you'd sooner turn me))

Crone: Penetrates her mind but is forced out ((I have tried to turn you-))

Katie: (And failed!))

Crone: ((no- it simply takes more then I have now. Compared to Eevin you are expendable))

Katie: Cringes as she is tossed into the air by telekinesis

Crone: ((Lead me to him or I will kill you. If you doubt that I would and could crush you in an instant. Then you really would be a fool!))

Katie: ((I told you Eevin is dead!)) She is slammed to the ground by Crone's mind power- she screams in pain and can not breathe

Laurel: Guys, we've got to help her!

Vinnie: Quaker, Quakko (wish we could)

Katie: In her desperation she used any power she had left in her to free herself long enough to cry for help Help! ((Help!)) She called out with her voice and mind

In the "Science lair"

Ping: Katie! Runs out

Back at the scene of the action

Crone: ((Die-die you mystic fool!))

Just then- to everyone's surprise a young man who looked to be in his early 20s with black hair and the same blue diamond on his head as Ping scooped Katie off in the ground in no struggle at all and smashed Crone to the ground

Mysterious Guy: How does it feel Crone? He smiles slightly

Crone: releases himself I knew you were here…

Laurie: Is that?

Laurel: It has to be-

Brock: Eevin!

Vinnie: Didn't Ping say he was dead – according to Katie- Quack?

Mysterious Guy: Well, here I am Crone! Leave the girl alone…

Crone: So- this is the 1st time you've revealed yourself since your sisters disappearance… Chuckles evilly Do you fancy her? Points to a now awestruck Katie who was gasping for air on the ground. Crone then goes flying into the air and smashes to the ground Trying to destroy me? You lost then- and will you loose now! The mysterious guy grinds his teeth in pure hatred You couldn't bare to loose this girl- could you? Grins Not just because you lost your sister to me, but also because this girl is someone special to you! Well, speak Prince of Seers! Tell your minions who you are!

Eevin: Shut up! Shut up! You speak of things you do not understand! Is taken off guard by a sudden wave of emotion and is strangled by Crone's mind

Katie: Oh no! She jumps up and kicks Crone

Crone: slams her to the ground and is knocked unconscious

Eevin: Frees himself while Crone is distracted, but Crone pulls out a dagger and stabs him Aaagh!

Crone: Uses telekinesis and waves Katie's body mockingly at Eevin

Laurel: Crush him Eevin!

Eevin: Grabs her aching bleeding side and yells to her I'll need help!

Laurel: What can we do?

Eevin: I'll overcome his mind shields, but you guys must attack. I'm too weak, now..

Everyone nods and he blocks Crone's mind powers and grabs Katie NOW!

Everyone attacks Crone and Eevin who now has Katie jumps out of the way

Crone: shrieks in pain and melts

Eevin: spits on his body And may you burn in hell! He lays his hand on Katie's head and mumbles something mystic. Any scratches or wounds she has have healed Crone was too strong for only one seer to face- He stands up and walks away

Brock: Hey wait!

Vinnie: Dude, we'd love to have you on our team! Quack!

Eevin: Sighs shakes his head I'm dead…or at least this is what dead is to me in this world…send my best wishes to Katie when she wakes and give her this he kisses Laurie's hand and then disappears

Laurie: He's…he's gone…

Ping: Good thing too! Startles everyone That seer is dangerous! Looks at them all Make sure that all of you especially Katie avoid him at all costs! For now- what to do with him? Points to Damian's sleeping body- Ping sighs and walks away- on his side, was a cut

To be continued…..

Chapter Eight: Volcanoes in Jamaica? By: Vincenz A. Coello

Atto Uno

Another day begins at McQueen as the world slowly starts its usual routine over again. Laurel, Brock, and Katie share chemistry class this morning, just as any other.

Katie: Puts on some dark black safety goggles and mixes some chemicals together in a test tube and passes them to Brock So, how is Damian doing Laurel?

Laurel: He disappeared earlier this morning, I hope he's all right. Hands Katie another test tube and puts on some black safety goggles

Brock: Well, let's hope the next time we see him he doesn't try to kill us again. Puts a cork on the top of the test tube with a narrow glass pipe at the top. The chemicals begin bubbling and heading for the cork at the top. He also puts on some dark black safety goggles

Laurel: Sets up the Bunsen burner by the window We can certainly hope. I just hope to see him anytime soon.

Katie: takes the test tube from Brock and points the pipe at the end through the Bunsen in an aim out the window Well don't worry Laurel; we won't hurt him if we do.

Brock: Yes, of course we won't. We'll find some other way to disable him. Peers out the window at the sidewalk a story below them

Laurel: Thanks guys, I guess I'm just worried about him. Peers out the window as well as the chemicals in the test tube turn a foul black and shoot out the pipe through the Bunsen burner. The foul black chemical turns into a bright red fireball in an arc out the window leaving a trail of black smoke as it flies towards the sidewalk below. A bright flash invades the room through the window and a loud explosion is heard below them as a large mushroom cloud floats past the second story window blotting out the sun for a moment

Katie: Curses! We missed!

Jock: looks around Hey what's that smell?

Brock: mixes another test tube of chemicals and puts a stopper in it Well don't worry your head off Laurel, we'll think of something!

Katie: Of course we will! Turns the Bunsen burner on a higher setting

Laurel: Thanks it means a lot to me, I really don't know what got into him! Looks out the window again Fire!

KABOOM!

Jock: Ah cha! It burns!

Meanwhile Laurie, Elizabeth, and Vinnie finish their orienteering course in ROTC. A forceful wind hampers everyone on the course, except for Vinnie who wears a coat usually used in Antarctica.

Lizzy: So now we fight and stuff during lunch?

Vinnie: Yes we do. You'll get the hang of it, though I think things are starting to quiet down.

Laurie: Do we go this way or that way? Turns hither and thither with a compass in her hand

Lizzy: That way. She points to a dark desolate alley and they walk towards it

Vinnie: We're basically protectors of the earth and we destroy evil where it may lurk.

Laurie: I think we're lost…

Lizzy: Maybe it was the other way?

Vinnie: and we all have superpowers! Which one do you have Lizzy?

A large hairy lizard jumps off the top of a building and lands in front of them. He pulls an AK-47 from behind him and pulls back on the bolt, loading a round into the chamber

Lizzy: Aww! Look at the little lizard! It's so cute!

Laurie: More evil! In a flash she changes into her superhero costume and readies herself

Vinnie: changes into a duck, his coat all of a sudden become too big, and falls on him eek! My coat is too big! I can't find my way out!

Lizzy: Hey don't I get a costume so people won't recognize me?

Laurie: um! Checks her backpack and gives her a green half mask with flamboyant feathers sticking out everywhere here use this till we can get you something better to use.

Vinnie : is still trapped in his coat Auntie' Em! Auntie' Em! There's no place like home! There's no place like home!

Lizzy: Oh for peat's sake! Helps Vinnie out of his coat and puts on her mask

Vinnie: Thanks! Draws his bow and pulls an arrow out of nowhere

Hairy Lizard: raises his rifle and pulls the trigger, spraying a few dozen bullets at the heroes. While Vinnie hides behind a garbage can, Laurie takes cover behind Lizzy, who puts up a large personal shield. When the Lizard's firing stops for a moment Vinnie dives out from behind the dumpster, firing an arrow at the lizard's arm in hopes he might drop his weapon. Laurie quickly works on Vinnie's arrow, starting it ablaze in midair while behind Lizzy's protective bubble.

The lizard drops his weapon with a loud yelp as the arrow pierces his side and starts the hair there on fire. He takes on an angry look and draws a long dagger with his good arm raising it high above his head as he runs for the Heroes in one last attempt to end their lives. Lizzy doesn't allow him to get very close though, sending a projection of her shield at the Lizard and knocking it back onto the ground in one swift blow to the head. It writhes there for a moment, choking as the blow had broken its neck.

Laurie: we did it!

Lizzy: Do they always pop out of nowhere like this?

Vinnie: walks up to the slowly dieing animal and pulls another arrow into his bow

Laurie: Yes, we're attacked purely out of nowhere. It's us or them.

Lizzy: well we best get back to our orienteering course takes off her mask

Vinnie: Pulls an arrow back in the bow, his wing quivering there for a moment us or them…of course He lets the arrow go ending the lizard's misery

A little later on Laurel and Laurie meet in the halls and head to lunch

Laurie: we saw hairy lizard people during ROTC today

Laurel: There goes the neighborhood.

Laurie: Yeah, he was pretty tough.

Laurel: Well there was only one of them so they sound pretty disorganized.

Laurie: We can hope.

A loud fit of quacking can be heard down the hall

Vinnie: Hey come on! If you're going to put birdbaths in for the love of god let me use them!

Officer Earl: Git back here you!

Vinnie: Quack! Flies down the hall past Laurie and Laurel, followed by officer Earl, who chases after him with a net

Laurie: Never a dull moment

Laurel: Nope, nope Heads into Mr. McMurray's Biology lair, where Katie, Lizzy, and Brock are already waiting

Mr. McMurray: So I found this frog half frozen out in the cold and decided to bring him in as a class pet.

Frog: Ribit ribit! dorky smile

Katie: that frog is creepy…

Brock: Indubitably

Ping: it looks tasty actually…

Laurel: Hi guys!

Laurie: Hehe, nice frog Mr. McMurray.

Mr. McMurray: He can do tricks too he picks up the frog and it extends its legs to the ground and hops on two feet as if it was dancing ain't that spiffy?

Vinnie: Moshi! Moshi! Smoshi! Smoshi! SUSHI! Flies in through the window and Officer Earl bangs into it and falls backwards

Katie: Sushi?

Vinnie: I was trying to say help me.

Katie: You were way off…

Mr. McMurray: Turns the frog to Vinnie, its still kind of dancing. He slips into an odd voice Hey Vinnie, have you got any flies?

Vinnie: uh, no.

Lizzy: Oh my god! That frog is just like an imaginary friend I used to have!

Laurie: Did it always think about food?

Brock: I never had imaginary friends. I just gave objects voices.

Vinnie: flutters over to Mr. McMurray's hula girl overhead bobble dancer. He slips into a high girly voice and points the overhead at Brock Brock! I want to have your love child! I want to sex you up!

Mr. McMurray: speaking through the frog still Hey! Leave my hula girl alone!

Vinnie: still speaking through the hula girl I am the duck's! I do not want to have your babies! You are undatable!

Laurel: walks up and smacks Vinnie

Vinnie: Ow! Falls over

TJ: Is standing behind Katie I am the god of all things good and evil!

Laurie: Where did you come from?

Ping: I smell a rat….I smell a rat!

TJ: turns himself into a mouse hey look at my superpower everyone!

Ping: jumps out of Katie's backpack bearing his teeth Mouse! Mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse!

TJ: Ahhh! Get away! I don't do drugs!

Vinnie: quickly picks up TJ No eating the animals here!

Ping: I just wanted a nibble!

Lizzy: puts down her school newspaper hey! There's a big event going down in the courtyard today! There's supposed to be fabulous prizes!

Laurel: We should go, free stuff!

Katie: pushes Ping back into her backpack as TJ and Vinnie change back to normal Sure why not?

McMurray: Speaking through the frog Vinnie! Put my bobble head back!

Vinnie: Aww! Ya caught me puts it back but quickly speaks through it Your not attractive to me! I don't like you! I don't want to have your lovechild!

Laurel: smacks Vinnie again

As the group heads for the courtyard, they sing familiar children's songs, attracting the strange looks of their peers.

Lizzy: The ducks on the farm go-

Vinnie: quack! Quack! Quack!

TJ: you people scare me.

Katie: The sheep on the farm go-

Lizzy: Bah! Bah! Bah!

Brock: Don't worry they scare me too.

Laurel: The cows on the farm go-

Vinnie: Quack! Quack! Quack!

Laurie: Cows go quack?

Vinnie: er…sorry force of habit!

Ping: Look! In the courtyard!

DJ Dazen Dich: I am DJ Dazen Dich, live at McQueen High School to see if these kids now how to partay! Crowd woos Even your mascot looks at a card the super happy fun time lancer dragon is breaking it down here! Everybody's here, now its time for the prize session. Anyone, who wants to participate please step up the stage!

Katie: well, what are we waiting for? Hops onto the stage followed by the rest of the group, a few other contestants step onto the stage as well

Vinnie: Hey, John Rashee is trying out. Hey Rashee!

John Rashee: I'm going to eat your soul and tear off your arms, and then I'll beat you with them!

Vinnie: Hello to you too!

Garret: Hey wait for me! Hops on the stage too Can't forget me! I just got off my job!

DJ Dazen Dich: alright! Your mascot will explain to you the first of three events!

SHFTLDragon: The first contest is a….wet t-shirt contest?

DJ Dazen Dich: uhh, that must be from my next gig hands the dragon another card

SHFTLDragon: Okay! The fist is a dancing contest! The participants that move the most will remain in the contest!

Lizzy: Oh I'll do this one!

Garret: We'll swing dance! Garret and Lizzy take center stage along with John Rashee and two other faceless contestants

DJ Dazen Dich: Okay! Three, two, one! Puts on a polka album

Garret and Lizzy begin enthusiastically swing dancing to the accordion rhythm along with Rashee and only one other faceless contestant

DJ Dazen Dich: I think we know who the winners are! Nice move kids, sorry faceless contestant number one.

Faceless the first: Aww man!

SHFTLDragon: Alright everybody! The second event is a hot dog eating contest! Woo!

Brock: Oh! Oh! I now another word for happy!

DJ Dazen Dich: the hot dogs were generously provided by, the Oscar Mayer Corporation!

Vinnie: Oh! I'm up for this one! I'm starving! Takes a seat next to Rashee

Rashee: I'm going to eat you and beat you with your intestines!

Vinnie: Yeah, I don't like the mascot either…

Rashee: I'm going to murder you and rape your mother!

Vinnie: You're my best friend too dorky smile

SHFTLDragon: Ready! Set! Go! Vinnie snarfs his hot dogs along with Rashee while the other faceless contestant passes out

Vinnie: Mmmm! Yummy hot dogs in my veins!

DJ Dazen Dich: Okay! The final contest is you have to say 'Oh my god, DJ Dazen Dich is sexy!' as loud as you can! turns to Rashee You say it first.

Rashee: I'm not saying that!

DJ Dazen Dich: Aww! To bad! Looks like your disqualified! Turns to the other group what about you guys?

Brock: I'm not saying it!

Laurel: Think about the wonderful prize though Brock!

All: DJ Dazen Dich is sexy!

DJ Dazen Dich: Those are the magic words! You guys just won five round trip tickets to Jamaica!

Laurie: Wait; only five tickets that means not all of us can go!

DJ Dazen Dich: We only had enough money for five; you're going to have to choose we goes.

Garret: I've got classes so I can't go.

The rest of the group gets into a huddle

Brock: So who is going?

Laurel: Can I go? Please, please, please!?

Ping: wait! I have an idea!

End

Atto Due

The group boards a plane shortly after the contest, oddly missing TJ and Vinnie. Perhaps they got them to stay home or perhaps they hitched a ride with a refugee from Cuba. Oh where could TJ and Vinnie be?

Katie: Woo! We're going to Jamaica!

Lizzy: Yay for little islands out in the middle of the ocean!

Brock: We get to legally miss class!

Laurie: Yay!

Laurel: checks her backpack Are you guys alive in there?

Vinnie: Help! Katie your cat is scratching me!

TJ: The cat is molesting me!

Ping: hisses Stay on your side of the backpack!

TJ: I didn't agree to this!

Ping: Well if you goddamn mousse whiskers weren't so tickly!

Vinnie: quack!

Laurel: quickly zips up her backpack

Stewardess: Excuse me ma'am, is there a problem?

Laurel: of course not!

Stewardess: Who was that quacking then?

Lizzy: She's got a rare disease where she quacks at random times.

Laurel: Yeah, it's called Quackitus!

Vinnie: Quack! Hey don't touch me there!

Ping: MEOW! Watch the tail watch the tail!

TJ: Squeak! Just cause I can.

Stewardess: walks off silently weirded out

Laurel: How did we decide that my backpack was the biggest?

Katie: You were chosen randomly.

The plane soon touches down at sunny Air Jamaica Airport. The temperature outside is 86, and the beaches are open all night long!

Laurel: Well here we are! You can get out of my backpack now. Unzips it in the light

TJ: Ahh! The light!

Vinnie: It burns!

Ping: leaps out Thank god! I couldn't take another moment with those morsels! Now, I'm hungry!

Katie: You're always hungry.

Vinnie: peaks out with TJ sitting on his head Hey they're selling brownies over there!

Laurel: dumps the two out of her backpack End of free ride time!

Vinnie: Brownies! Waddles toward them Quack!

Laurie: So where are we going first?

Brock: We may as well find our hotel first.

Katie: Then we can hit the beaches! I could use a tan.

Vinnie steals one and flies out the window with the brownie in his bill and TJ holding onto his tail feathers

Lizzy: watches and holds her head We should likely drop the animals off too.

Brock: Did we have to bring them?!

Laurie: What were we supposed to do? Leave them there?

Katie: Yeah…imagine what would happen if we weren't around to save them all the time.

Brock: imagines a roast duck and a mouse-tail hanging out of Ping's mouth they could be able to fend for themselves!

Laurel: Come on, let's just go get them. The group walks out of the airport

Vinnie lies past out under a palm tree on the beach, TJ balancing on a coconut nearby. The waves gently lap against the beach and a cool breeze pushes a few clouds around the sky.

TJ: waves to the group as they walk up He did too much Ping.

Ping: I am not a drug you dimwit!

Katie: picks Vinnie up with telekinesis Well at least he won't be much trouble now.

Lizzy: yeah, let's just get to our hotel room and then hit the surf!

The group drops TJ, Ping, and Vinnie off at the hotel room and hit the warm sunny beaches in their swimsuits.

Katie idly tans out on the beach while Brock and Lizzy have sand castle wars with inflammable chemicals. Laurie and Laurel float in the sea, and the peaceful scene continues…until big hairy lizards invade!

Lizzy: Oh my god lizards attack!

Laurel: Is that like a parody of fox's when animals attack?

Lizzy: no!

Katie: Eek! Lizards! And I bet I can guess who's behind this dastardly attack!

Crone: walks up followed by a few diligent lackeys your assumptions are correct! I, the evil Crone, am here to ruin your vacation!

Brock: Why god why?! I just got here! Changes to his superhero costume and shoots at Crone

Crone: Your efforts are futile for I have already sealed your fate and the fate of everyone on this island by irritating a centuries old stone golem living at the center of the earth who is at this very moment angrily causing the Jamaican volcano to erupt and blot out the sun and cover the beaches with ash which will certainly ruin your vacation, cause world destruction, and heighten the chances of you catching lung cancer and there is nothing you can do about it! Oah! MAUAHAHAHAHAHA! Lighting strikes in the background

Laurie: Ahh! That's too much information for my brain to handle!

Laurel: Someone set us up the bomb!

Brock: What?!

Crone: All your bases belong to us! You have no chance to survive, make your time! Flies off with his lackeys

Lizzy: What do we do now?!

Laurie: We have to think carefully. There's a volcano just about to erupt nearby and if it is allowed to erupt it will destroy the Earth. the group changes into their superhero costumes and Lizzy puts on her flamboyant mask

Brock: I say we split up gang!

All: huh?

Brock: Well, if we split up we can cover more ground; we don't exactly know where the golem is do we?

Laurel: That's true, okay!

Lizzy: Oh! I want to go with Laurie and Laurel!

Katie: I'll go with Brock.

Laurie: Are we forgetting someone?

Brock: nah the two groups run off in different directions

Meanwhile, back at the hotel….

Vinnie: wakes up Ahh!

TJ: is sitting on the table eating a cracker Ahh! Twitches his whiskers Do you always make this much noise when you wake up?

Vinnie: But it was scary! I was flying in cotton candy clouds eating cotton candy people and then this big ball of cotton candy came and ate me! Looks around Where is everybody?

Ping: looks over at the duck from the window They went to have fun whilst you were daydreaming.

Something bangs on the door a few times then busts through, ripping the door from its hinges and shooting it across the room and into a wall. A big hairy dinosaur creatures stomps in

Vinnie: Eek! Opens a window and jumps out of the room followed by Ping and TJ

Ping: What is that?!

TJ: It is one of my evil minions sent by myself to destroy us all!

Ping: …um…

Vinnie: Look! A zip line! We'll use it to get away! Grabs a clothes hanger and hooks it up to the zip line. TJ hops on his head

Ping: oh no! I am not riding with you this time!

Dinosaur: Roaaaaar!

Ping: grabs Vinnie's legs and the zip line starts up quickly Ahh! Screeches and covers his eyes with his ears

TJ: Wheeeee! Squeals and raises his paws as if he were on a roller coaster

The zip line quickly ends and the three animals go flying through an open window onto a couch

Vinnie: Again! Again!

Ping: There's a dinosaur chasing us though! We have to find the rest of the group!

TJ: This situation calls for drastic measures!

Vinnie: We need to be strong and manly!

Ping: We need to be careful and brave!

TJ: We need to be become pirates!

Ping: Pirates?!

Vinnie: Of course! Turns back to normal and puts on a pirate hat and unsheathes a pointy wooden sword YAR!

TJ: changes back to normal and puts on a pirate bandana and an eye patch YAR!

Vinnie: We be big manly pirates!

TJ: Yar! Big manly pirates!

Ping: Please tell me your joking…

Vinnie: ties a bandana around Ping's head and gives him an earring Yar! No we aren't!

TJ: Yar with us Ping! Yar!

Ping: …Yar…

Both: YAR! The group runs off into the building

Meanwhile Laurie, Lizzy, and Laurel paddle out into the freshwater lagoon at the center of the island, looking for what might be irritating the centuries old golem living…well you get the picture…Oddly, a large black spire raises from the center of the lake and they drop anchor right next to it, climbing onto its docking platform.

Laurie: what is this thing?

Laurel: Its some big black spire thinger! What else?

Lizzy: if my memory is correct this wasn't here when we first got here.

Laurel: Well what should we do?

Laurie: Lets climb up it and see what its doing.

They start up the stairs and end up at the second highest point of the tower in no time. Above them a large blue sphere radiates with electrical energy pulsating straight into the lake. Suddenly their exit is barred by long powerful strands of electricity and the orb becomes an eyeball and stares at them

Eyeball: Who dares disturb the tower of Orbulon the Guardian?

Lizzy: it is us! The well…The Mystics!

Eyeball: blinks just the mystics? You don't have some flashy name?

Laurie: Hey lay off we're still coming up with one.

Laurel: Come one, lets get this over with. You're irritating the golem in the center of the earth right?

Eyeball: Yes! And you can't stop me!

Large lightning rods pop out of the ceiling and floor and the eyeball floats off its pedestal. The rods soon become electrified and the eye sends them a burning glare as they send him energy. The group scatters as the eye shoots an arc of lighting at where they once stood, scorching the spot. The eyeball then turns its glare on Lizzy, who quickly puts up a protective shield. The arc of electricity goes around her shield and into the wall behind her. The wall explodes revealing a large transformer.

Laurel: What the heck is that!?

Eyeball: No! Don't touch that!

Laurie: Look out I'll get rid of that thing! Makes it explode in a burst of Electrical energy that zaps the floating eyeball stunning it for a moment. Oddly it still floats in the air There must be another transformer around here somewhere! Look around for it Laurel!

Laurel: goes invisible and pokes at the walls, finding one that had a room behind it I found it! Lizzy quickly blows a hole in the wall and Laurie blows the second transformer up. Despite all this the eyeball still floats.

Eyeball: You…you have not yet seen my true power! The eyeball promptly drops to the floor shattering into a million tiny pieces

Lizzy: Was that his true power?

Laurel: Well, at least it's dead, now we won't have to deal with him anymore. Yay!

The group gets into a Charlie's Angels esque victory pose

Laurie: Hey! There's a hole over here, where do you think it leads?

Lizzy: well let's find out! Hops in the hole followed by the rest of the group and they are teleported off to another place

Meanwhile, TJ, Ping, and Vinnie find themselves aimlessly wandering a large oddly designed building, hounded at every turn by large pointy-toothed monsters.

Ping: TJ will you put that thing down, your going to get us spotted.

TJ: picks up a boom box I'm a pirate! I'm supposed to pillage!

Vinnie: Yar! Turn it on; I'm tired of all this quiet.

TJ: Turns it on to some random hip-hop, pirate, polka style, accordion music Is this good?

Ping: That's terrible!

Vinnie: That rocks!

TJ: turns it up We're hip-hop pirates! Yarr!

Vinnie: Yaarr! Pimp walks

TJ: We're the rizzle!

Vinnie: All to kizzle fo shizzle

TJ: Yar!

Vinnie: Yar!

Pointy Toothed Monster: Fee Fi Fo Fum b!

TJ: Oh you did not just go there!

PTM: Oh yes I did!

Ping: …

Vinnie: Oh damn!

PTM: ROAARRR!

All: Ahh!

TJ: puts on Sixties music and runs through the halls chaotically. They run this way and that followed by the PTM before bumping into each other and running into another room.

Ping: looks around the small dark room and a door shuts closed behind them, as tinky-winky the teletubby floats down from the ceiling and glares at them.

Tinky-Winky: Well well, look what the cat's dragged in! Shall we have a little fun?

Vinnie: Oah mah gawd! It's the guy from my drug hallucination!

Tinky-Winky: Yes Vinnie! It's me!

Vinnie: Noooo!

Tinky-Winky: Yessss!

Vinnie: Nooooo!

Tinky-Winky: Roaaarrr!

All: Ahh! The group runs down the dark tunnel

Tinky-Winky: I just want to be your friend!

The chase continues for a few moments before the valiant heroes reach a large cavern with a lava river filling the floor. A warm updraft flows here, pushing all air upwards in powerful thermal currents. Vinnie turns back to his bird form and TJ back to mouse form

Vinnie: puts TJ on his back and flutters into the air, Ping grabbing his feet. With his passengers he quickly flies out over the lava, the thermal currents carrying him easily Hello and welcome to Fuzzy Airlines, the captain has just turned on the fasten seatbelts sign so please hold on with both hands. Please dump all excess baggage and enjoy your flight. Peanuts will be served in five minutes.

Tinky-Winky simply flies after them with super teletubby powers (Oh my!)

TJ: Throws a hand grenade

Ping: …Where the hell did you get a hand grenade?

TJ: I'm magical!

Ping: er…

Tinky-Winky: Tinky-Winky knows where you live! Vinnie flies through a circular rock formation then down close to the lava under a large bridge of rock. Ahead of them is a short black spire in the lava, holding up a red orb

Vinnie: What the heck is that?

TJ: I don't know! Lets blow it up! Chucks another hand grenade, the red orb explodes in a fiery upheaval of lava, which starts Tinky-Winky on fire and drops him into the lava Yay! No more teletubby! A tremendously powerful air current suddenly catches Vinnie's wing's and sends the group out the side of the volcano and into the island air again

Meanwhile, Brock and Katie had been trekking through the island jungles for some time in search of the evil Crone. Crone only had one tower left, the largest centered at the end of a rope bridge over a deep crevice in the earth. Crone watched from his evil spire, high above.

Crone: Those fools think they can meddle with me?! They shall taste my wraith…as soon as my curry is done blows on a pot of curry Mmm curry surprise!

Brock and Katie walk into the main room of the spire to find the waiting Crone.

Crone: So you finally made it? Gets off his throne excellent, for I have prepared a warm reception for you, very warm indeed.

Katie: Earth will never be destroyed and you will never kill the princess (though we don't know who she is)

Crone: puts down the pot of curry and takes a step back, a large hand suddenly popping out of it. The hand grabs the side of the pot and suddenly a large curry monster with an Afro hops out of the pot! It lumbers towards Brock and Katie, dripping Curry goodness as Crone teleports off.

Brock: Damn! He got away! Turns to the curry monster well! We can at least silence the beast! His arm becomes a sword and he slashes at the monster, taking nothing but curry juice in his slash, and leaving the monster unscathed What the heck?!

Katie: Pushes the monster back with telekinesis before it can hit Brock It's a water being, it can't be harmed by us!

Laurel: What's going on? Runs in with Laurie and Lizzy

Brock: It's a curry monster!

Katie: We can't really damage it and its kinda freaking us out with those noodle claws it has.

Lizzy: hmmm, how do you destroy a monster made out of curry?

Laurie: We could set it on fire….

Laurel: Does it have any organs?

Vinnie: You don't defeat a curry monster! Runs in with TJ and a distantly trailing Ping You eat them!

The group suddenly gives the Curry Monster a hungry look and slowly advances on its yummy-ness

Curry Monster: Please! I taste like old gym socks!

The group dives into the monster, munching in a bloody feast of hot sauce, curry, and bad manners

Laurel: burps Mmm! They should make a curry monster soup!

Laurie: Canned monster!

Suddenly the floor in front of the group falls out and a huge stone golem pops through it taking up most of the space in the room

Katie: Oh my god! It's the golem that was living at the center of the Earth! It must've gotten pissed off and come to eat us!

Lizzy: Well at least we'll die with full stomachs!

Golem: Bwar! I am the great golem that lives at the center of the earth! I am angry because I have been summoned here for no reason! The mystics have no reason to meddle with my life! Why am I here?!

Brock: You were summoned by accident, Mr. Golem, by a powerful seer.

Golem: Roar! That makes me angry! Prepare to die mystics!

The golem rears its huge arm back and the group scatters, the golem's slow hit creating a crater in the tower. Laurie quickly summons a fireball above her head and Vinnie quickly sees a weak spot under the arm, as the golem recoils from the hit

Brock: Laurel! Quick! Get him to raise his arm!

Laurel: Moves to climb up the golems back but the golem spots her and spits flaming rocks at her. Lizzy quickly hops in the way with her shields taking the rocks and shooting them back at the stone behemoth. With that Laurel climbs up the monsters back and pulls off his rock eyebrows, causing the monster to raise his hands to try and get her off his head. With its weak underarm in clear view, Brock leaps forth, slashing off the monster's right arm in one clean swipe of his metal arm

Golem: Ahh! You cursed Mystics!!! Destroys two large stone pillars keeping the roof of the tower up and drifts down to his murky abyss

Lizzy: listens to the creaking sounds around them The roof is gonna collapse!

Katie: Run for the exit! The entire group takes off except for TJ and Vinnie

Vinnie: What the heck is keeping you TJ?

TJ: picks up a boom box and turns on Indiana Jones music Nothing anymore!

TJ and Vinnie run out as the spire collapses on itself and a boulder blocks the door behind them

Their vacation though short-lived, the heroes reluctantly get on the plane to go back home, the animals once again having to share a backpack.

Laurel: Well I think I've learned a valuable lesson from this whole ordeal.

Brock: and what would that be?

Laurel: if it looks good eat it!

Katie: I've learned something too, always do what underpaid crazy radio hosts ask, they give cool prizes.

Lizzy: oh, the poor lizards! They didn't mean harm to anybody!

Laurie: They died noble deaths.

TJ: shows off a mushroom Look what I got in Jamaica!

Vinnie: What is it?

TJ: Its ping!

Ping: jaw drops no way!

TJ: Its ping its ping its ping.

Ping: no! It can't be! I'm not a drug!

TJ: Now you can't get mad at me for calling you a druggy kitty!

Ping: GRR! Hisses

TJ: Eek!

Ping: swipes at TJ

Vinnie: Ow! Hey watch it!

Ping: Mrrow!!

Vinnie: Quack!

Stewardess: stops in front of Laurie Are you all right miss?

Lizzy: She's got that terrible farm animal disease.

Brock: Its really horrible.

TJ: Ow! Ow! Ow! Squeak!

Ping: Ack! Quit pecking at me you duck!

Stewardess: wanders off thinking the group is crazy, she doesn't know how right she is

End v

( Quack! )

Chapter Nine: A Good screw up

Once again, it's lunchtime in the not so peaceful school of McQueen and the secret force group, slowly growing in size, was of course eating their lunches. As usual, chaos was ensuing.

Katie: Well, this is fun… continues to watch Vinnie and TJ dance around Ping, who was chasing the 2 because they had yet again called him a drug

Ping: Would….you….stop…calling me a drug?!

Laurel: Yep, very fun.

Brock: So, Ping, sliced or diced? Everyone blinks at him, including the now pinned rat and duck

Vinnie: You wouldn't…

TJ: You couldn't…

Laurie: You shouldn't….Oh who am I kidding? He would, he could, and he shouldn't, but most likely would.

Lizzie: Well, Ping? Be sure to leave us some.

Ping: Blinks Uh…much as I don't want to, I must refrain from answering the question. Strange as it may seem for some, they will be needed.

Brock: sighs Oh well, maybe next time… the group looks at him wearily as they weren't sure if he was joking or not. Brock, seemingly unaffected of these events, grabbed two giant boxes of Gobstoppers that were supplied by the duck in the corner with the rat

McMurray: Notices a rat in his room Vinnie, why is there a rat in my room?

Vinnie: Quack…(um…cause he can…)

TJ: Squeak! (Yeah!)

McMurray: shrugs, walks over to Brock and steals the box Thank you for your generosity Brock.

Brock: Hey! I was eating those!

McMurray: I know. Walks off

Ping: clears his throat So…

Laurel: Finds a lost Gobstopper and rolls it to Lizzie Ping Pong!

Lizzie: Sure…

Vinnie: Quack

Brock: Glances at Mr. McMurray's closed door Evil…Give me back my Gobstopperss!

Laurie: Takes out a pack of cards and starting tossing them Bored….yet again…

Laurel: Wish we were still in Jamaica… Still idly playing Gobsoccer

Katie: Yeah…Even if we spent most of it still doing work, it was fun…

At that same moment, a random kid ran into the class out of breath and completely pale

RK: There's…a….a

Brock: Spit it out!

RK: Gulps A dragon attacking Rite-Aid… Passes out as the group looks around at each other

Ping: I suggest we move now.

The group quickly changes and soon finds themselves at Rite Aid, where an amberish dragon was attacking

Vinnie: Quack! (Hey, he's familiar!)

Laurie: Gasps What in the world?

In unison they both shout names

Vinnie: Ghost!

Laurie: Pyro!

The others, though surprised, quickly act, being careful not to hurt the dragon, but making sure he couldn't hurt others

Laurel: Having trouble here? Somehow a car had been tossed and Laurel had stopped it from hitting a few petrified peds. However, the weight was starting to become a problem

Katie: Hang on! Using telekinesis the car goes away and Lizzie runs over to help Laurel out

Crone in all his evil might, appears

Vinnie: Quack! Quack! (What did you do?)

Laurie: Let him go!

Crone: No, I rather like having a dragon…

Dragon: ROAR! Everyone jumps

Brock: notices something on the dragon's neck uh…

Katie: Look out! She catches Lizzie, who'd been knocked down after being taken from behind

TJ: Yikes! Ducks behind Ping, in rat form

Ping: Growls Get off! He shakes real hard sending TJ into Vinnie

This is where things got interesting. After sending TJ somewhere Ping ran towards Brock, but before he could reach him, someone/something tripped over him. It had been Laurel, trying to get to Katie. Laurel, instead of going to Katie, found herself flying into her. Katie, having been keeping those stunned peds from getting killed, was also find herself flying. At this time, TJ had hit Vinnie, startling him and causing him to turn into a rock. Rock Vinnie and TJ suddenly found the Earth grow ever near. Laurie, who watched some of the descent, flew up and grabbed them. As she lands, Katie, and Laurel hit her, causing all 5 to hit the ground hard. Laurie causes an explosion in surprise. The explosion just so happened to be near Brock, the Dragon, Ping, and Crone. Ping jumps away as fast as he could, hitting Brock who's arm happened to flail, hitting Crone, and the dragon

Crone: Ow! Looks to the dragon glaring at him What are you… Notices the broken device Crap! Disappears

Katie: What just happened?

Ping: We got very lucky. Everyone nods, then looks to where the dragon was a second before to find…

Vinnie: Quack (Hi Nick)

Laurie: Have fun?

Nick: Looks around Yepper… I just hope I don't have to clean up… He shudders, the looks round blankly

Laurel: Uh…who..? What?

Lizzie: Nice to see you!

The group heads back, conversing about random topics such as teletubbies form evil dreams, purple milkshake ingredients, and evil green men said to be on Mars

Narrator: They all split up for class, as soon as they got back, having to run and not be later than they already were. All weren't quite able to keep their minds on their work, but on every one and what would soon come to pass….

Chapter Ten: A Warning

Laurel is having a dream she's had before.

Laurel: Sees Damian as a weak, scrawny 13 year old in the Mystic Castle Why do I feel like my life is drastically changing and it has something to do with this dream? Katie walks into her dream from Ellysion

Katie: What's up?

Laurel: Nothing. I'm just getting a warning that something is about to happen. Something major. I don't know if it's good or bad, but it's big.

Katie: Sits down on the borders of the dream next to Laurel Hmmm…sounds menacing.

Laurel:Unless it's a good thing. Watches Crone's vampires carry Damian away I'll take that as a 'no'.

Katie: Ooh! Yeah! Not the best indicator of a good thing. Yet, there's hope in it somehow. I can feel it.

Laurel: Now that you mention it, there is. Ping walks in

Ping: What? Sees the dream and his eyes widen

Laurel: Brutal isn't it?

Ping: Recovers Yeah, really brutal. You dream this stuff?

Laurel: Yeah. This is my second time dreaming this. I also saw Eevin screaming 'no' as a girl behind him collapses. It's really confusing. A thought lightens her face up Maybe the girl is the princess! It makes sense! I knew who the princess was and didn't realize it!

Katie: maybe you could skip to that dream.

Ping: No! Not tonight! Emotion shines in his tears

Katie: Are you okay? Laurel is suspicious

Laurel: You know her, don't you? It's more of a rhetorical question

Ping: Yeah. She's the princess. A wonderful creature, we must find her!

Laurel: I agree. How do I skip dreams though? Katie has to see her.

Ping: I'll do it. Closes his eyes and searches the dreams. He sees a ten year old Damian playing tag with a 6 year old Laurel in the Mystic Castle Oh my gosh! He turns to that dream and Laurel is chasing Damian up a spiral staircase, losing ground. At the top Damian stops to breathe. Laurel turns invisible and sprints hard up the staircase. She tags Damian, then becomes visible, laughing

Katie: Is this the dream?

Laurel: No. Ping, you didn't do it right. Tell me how to do this dram searching. I'll do it.

Ping: It was intentional. Did this really happen? Did you dream it after it happened?

Laurel: Totally. Ping reaches out with his powers and sees that she's telling the truth.

Ping: Were you here, in the castle?

Laurel: Yeah, why?

Ping: That's the Mystic Castle. I-Eevin, I mean, grew up there.

Laurel: Yeah? Looks into his eyes Tell me what's wrong.

Ping: Are you Damian's sister?

Laurel: Yes, tell me. Tell me the whole thing.

Ping: It's a long, long story. Do you really want to hear it.

Laurel: I must. This might be what the warning was about.

Ping: Warning?

Laurel: The dream I re-had is a warning. Something concerning it will drastically change my life, soon.

Ping: Are you a seer?

Laurel: No. Ping searches her face with curiosity

Ping: You might as well learn about your dreams.

Laurel: I'm ready.

Ping: Damian, Eevin and the princess, name Eeva are all siblings.

Laurel: But Damian's my brother.

Ping: Let me explain. Damian, when he was 13 kept talking about a sister. I'd thought he'd gone mad. There were only 3 children in the Mystic Castle. Mother, their mother, only had three.

Laurel: I don't understand.

Ping: I'm getting there.

Katie: Me neither. The dream changes but no one notices

Ping: Eeva felt pity for Damian. She knew he was being completely truthful, yet she knew she didn't have a sister. Eevin brushed it off. Eevin was too busy to care. Ping's voice cracks He thought that Eeva was in more trouble, since she was sick, getting sicker and sicker. Then, when Crone attacked the castle, she collapsed. Eevin let down his shield and Crone took her, as well as Damian. Because of Eevin's weakness, he lost both Eeva and Damian. He will always be searching for Eeva. He will search until death. Bitterness is in Ping's voice Damian, however, must be turned. And you, Laurel, will do it. I see it all now. You might be part of the Mystic family. It all would work.

Laurel: Except for the fact that Eevin and Eeva didn't remember having another sister.

Ping: Eevin's mother could have put a spell on them al except Damian, but why not Damian?

Laurel: It could be for a reason. Maybe she knew her children's fates. Maybe it was a last resort to save her children. But then, why would I live in a normal house with normal parents?

Ping: To protect you, of course.

Katie: So, you'd be related to the princess.

Laurel: Cool! It does work! A telepathic 'no' is heard from the dream. It's back to that dream with Eeva in it. They watch as Crone takes Eeva and the frightened Damian with him, leaving Eevin

Katie: Poor Eevin!

Laurel: Poor everyone! Maybe that's why I was taken away. It makes perfect sense.

Ping: Hopeful It does. Laurel frowns

Laurel: I guess I'd have to turn Damian soon. If he's Eeva's brother he could tell us what happened to Eeva.

Ping: We'll talk it over tomorrow. Katie gets up

Katie: See you tomorrow.

Laurel: Bye. Katie and Ping leave

To be continued….

Chapter Eleven: The Turning

Laurel, Katie, and Ping are in the courtyard after school the next day. They are discussing how to turn Damian Mystic.

Laurel: I figure that something Damain's wearing, seeing, or even doing is a controller. Remember when the teachers attacked us, right here, in this very courtyard?

Katie: Go on.

Laurel: Well, they kept running into vending machines. That was the controller. I figure that if I destroy Damian's controller, and he'll turn good again. I don't think it will be easy, but it will be worth it.

Ping: It'd not just hard. It's dangerous lives could be lost.

Laurel: Only one. I have to do this alone. It puts reality in the phrase. 'do it or die trying'. Laughs It's amazing what I learn when I spread my wings.

Ping: Clearly you've never had your life threatened in a way that scars you for life.

Laurel: I'm playing the game where I take it till I make it. I am scared. I just choose to laugh it off.

Katie: Anyway, do you have an idea of what the controller is?

Laurel: I'm working on it. It isn't exactly easy. I'm thinking it might be something he's wearing. I don't know.

Ping: What is doing different from what you remember?

Laurel: His eyes a steady, cold blue now, and he never smiles in a friendly way. The wig is a big change, and so is the chill in his voice.

Katie: Did he always wear black?

Laurel: Yeah. Queer kid. I'm more into blue and green, and sometimes red. Black is for when I feel crappy.

Ping: Or a funeral.

Laurel: That too… I'm getting nervous. I'd better start the process before long. If I don't I'll chicken out and end up surrendering. That would be pathetic. I just wish these butterflies would leave me alone.

Ping: just think of what you have to do. Think of how you miss your brother.

Laurel: Okay, but what if I get all soft?

Ping: Put it aside and get fierce.

Laurel: Happy medium: The place between emotional and hardened.

Ping: Exactly.

Laurel: I'm getting hyper. Why don't I just get it over with?! Starts jumping up and down

Katie: How?

Ping: Call him.

Laurel: I don't know his number.

Ping: Telepathically.

Laurel: Oh yeah, huh. Duh! But first we need to plan it out. You guys hide somewhere if Crone comes to take Damian back. Maybe Eevin could help. Ping nods in agreement

After all, I'm no seer. I have a few abilities, but I'm not a true seer.

Ping: You have some abilities? Like what?

Laurel: Well, I have minor control over my dreams, for one thing. I'm telepathic. I can also feel when things aren't going right. It's odd. Anyway, I'd better call Damian. You guys hide, and Ping, maybe Eevin could be here, just in case. I'll get into a comfortable position and then I'll call him. Ping disappears and Katie hides in a tree. Laurel tries out a few spots. First the middle of the courtyard then a marble bench she decides to hang upside down by her knees on a tree branch.

Katie: Why there?

Laurel: I'm comfy, and it's casual. Ready?

Katie: Ready!

Ping: ((Call him!))

Laurel: We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz. Here goes nothing. ((Damian)) Long pause ((Damian?)) Nothing ((Damian!!!)) she waits ((Damian?)) Silence

Damian: ((Oh, it's you. What do you want?!))

Laurel: ((I would love to do some one-on-one talking, face to face, with you.))

Damian: ((Why?))

Laurel: ((The age-old question! From you! I had a dream last night and you were in it.))

Damian: ((What was I doing?))

Laurel: ((Meet me, alone, in the courtyard and I'll consider telling you))

Damian: ((Alone?))

Laurel: ((Yes, alone. You'd have no challenge if you came with people.))

Damian: ((I have no challenge anyway.))

Laurel: ((Oh yeah?))

Damian: ((Yeah! Well, I guess it'll be amusing.))

Laurel: ((You're coming? Alone?))

Damian: ((Yes.))

Laurel: ((Promise?))

Damian: ((Yes! Unless you keep bugging me!))

Laurel: ((I'm satisfied))

Damian: ((You won't be in a few seconds.))

Laurel: ((Says you!)) Damian appears in front of her That was quick.

Damian: Why are you upside down?

Laurel: It's a random reason. Nothing you'd want to hear about.

Damian: I'll agree on that one.

Laurel: That's good.

Damian: So, you expect me to go easy on you?

Laurel: I guess.

Damian: You are a numbskull.

Laurel: You want to say that to my face?

Damian: Looks her in the eye, secretly pulling a dagger out of his side-scabbard you…are….a…numbskull! He tries to stab her with the dagger, but she somehow conjures up a force field

Laurel: Never done that before. She swings down from the tree and lands on her feet, as graceful as a cat

Damian: Impressive. This'll be more fun than I thought.

Laurel: That is rude. First, I am not boring. Second, you haven't seen anything yet. And third, if that's where you get your fun, you are a side-minded idiot.

Damian: Little miss Priss thinks she's so good. She's only a little weakling with futile attempts. Shall I crush you too the heartless cement, or stick you like a pig?

Laurel: I'd prefer neither. I think you are a blind, ugly oaf that doesn't know his butt from a hole in the ground! Ooooh, awww

Damian: Your tongue is going to get you in major trouble one of these days. Telekinetically throws her into the tree she was hanging from. A loud creek is heard from the tree, as if it groaned in pain.

Laurel: Yours too… Storm clouds gather above them Did you want to hear the dream?

Damian: I'm seeing it right now. You've forgotten that I can see your dreams.

Laurel: Analyzing the dream, is Crone your friend?

Damian: He's my only friend.

Laurel: Then how come he took you from your brother, and me? How come he took your other sister? It starts to rain

Damian: It was best for all.

Laurel: If you really believe that you must be really sick.

Damian: At least my life isn't about to end. He throws his dagger at her, barely missing

Laurel: I'm still alive. Was that a practice or the real thing, if there is a real thing?

Damian: You're asking for it. He pulls his dagger to him from behind Laurel. A lightning bolt rips it from his hand.

Laurel: Am I? I don't think I am. Eyes his wig suspiciously

Damian: Don't you?

Laurel: Tell me one thing before you try to destroy me.

Damian: What's that?

Laurel: Since when have you had that wig?

Damian: Fourteen, the age you are now.

Laurel: So what went on between thirteen and fourteen?

Damian: I was a scared rat, but Master Crone sheltered me and taught me not to fear.

Laurel: What did you fear, pray tell.

Damian: Him and his numberless legions. Now I control some of his forces.

Laurel: I see. How did Crone teach you?

Damian: I don't know. Now, can we go back to fighting?

Laurel: I guess. Damian pulls out a blazing sword. It glows red and vibrates with anticipation. Where'd you get that?

Damian: Old family treasury.

Laurel: I have one like that at home except its blue. ((Ping, please get my sword.))

Ping: ((Got it. It's here, waiting for you. Call to it.))

Laurel: visualizes the sword and stretches out her hand. The sword flies to her Why, hello!

Damian: Ah, you wish to duel? Gets into dueling position

Laurel: I guess. Follows his lead unsheathing her sword

Damian: You know the rules I presume?

Laurel: Not really. I'll make them up as I go along.

Damian: If you do, I do.

Laurel: No, you know the rules, so you must follow them. I, however, am ignorant, and I'm younger I get the privilege, then, of doing what I feel is right.

Damian: Ah. Begin, then. He lightly taps her sword and she reciprocates. You are following the rules so far. Let's see if you can keep the form. He makes a swipe at her with his sword and she blocks it, almost fluidly

Laurel: Was that right?

Damian: Yes. Are you sure you don't know the form?

Laurel: Yeah. It's the truth, you know. She aims a blow at him and he barely has time to block it. She fakes another swipe and delivers a stinging blow the back of his sword hand

Damian: You are quick. He skillfully gives her a tiny cut on the wrist as punishment

Laurel: Ouch! She makes a swipe at him and heir blades meet, sending shivers down her back

Damian: You must learn to bear pain quietly. Laurel sticks out her tongue and makes a face

Laurel: I'm happy to just be loud. I like making a lot of noise. Je fait le bruit! It's fun. And do you want to know something?

Damian: What? He swipes at her head but she ducks and saves herself

Laurel: Tu es tres jaloux. (You are very jealous.)

Damian: Of what? She blocks his blow

Laurel: Yours truly

Damian: Hah! You wish!

Laurel: Do I?

Damian: Tell me why I'd be jealous then.

Laurel: According to you I am a natural at our lovely little battle.

Damian: I'm holding back though.

Laurel: You said you wouldn't.

Damian: I lied. Laurie walks by

Laurie: Are you okay Laurel?

Laurel: Yeah. I can do it alone.

Laurie: Ah, you sure?

Laurel: Yeah, but stick around. ((Katie. Don't move. If you give your position away, he might call his forces))

Katie: ((Okay.)) Laurie sits down under an overhang

Damian: Where were we? Laurel and Damian are soaked from the rain

Laurel: Prompts him You lied about not going easy.

Damian: Ah, yes… It makes it fun.

Laurel: That's what you think is fun?

Damian: Of course. He aims a blow and she blocks it, slyly smiling

Laurel: You are very entertaining. She aims for his wig and trims one side a few inches and nothing happens

Damian: You trimmed my wig! Why?!

Laurel: Isn't that a rhetorical question?

Damian: No! He lashes out in anger. She blocks

Laurel: Do you still want… She blocks another blow to her and she trims the other side of the wing the answer? She blocks a blow then gracefully lifts his wig off his shaved head with her sword

Damian: Give me my wig back! He grabs at it and the blade tears it in half

Laurel: Never! Sorry, no deal. I love you too much to give it back.

Damian: You tore my wig in half! He holds the half he grabbed in anguish

Laurel: Oh, well. It was ugly anyway. Somehow the half Damian's holding flies to Laurel's hand and both halves of the wig are burnt to crisps by a bolt of lightning. Laurel holds the ashes in her left hand; her right hand holds her sword toward Damian, just in case his wig was the wrong thing to destroy

Damian: No! My wig! He pauses confused Hey, w-w-what's happening to me? His eyes grow warm; his hair grows back, a dark black that covers his blue eyes Hey, I'm different! He turns Mystic and suddenly understands You did it, Laurel! You turned me Mystic!

Laurel: Drops her sword and the ashes and runs into Damian's arms Welcome back! They start laughing in relief

Laurie: Is it over?

Laurel: Yep!

Katie: Good! This spot is getting uncomfortable. A loud quack is heard over Katie's head, followed by a mouse giggling as if it was high

TJ: Ping! Giggles Ping's a drug! Ping appears

Ping: I HATE YOU! Tackles TJ, claws out

Vinnie: Quack! (I'm getting out of this area!)

Laurel: Damian. I meant to ask you something. Do you know what happened to Eeva after Crone took you two?

Damian: He said he'd keep her alive for a certain reason I didn't hear. Then he separated us. I'm sorry. I don't know. Laurel is crestfallen

Laurel: Thanks anyway.

Damian: I heard that Eevin died. Is it true?

Laurel: Well, he saved Katie and then after she was okay he said he had to leave because he was dead in this world. I just don't understand it.

Damian: That is peculiar. Why did he save Katie? Katie's the girl who's the seer, right?

Laurel: Correct. Don't tell anyone, but I think Eevin has a major crush on her. When I see him again, if ever, I'll ask him. Crone appears behind Laurel

Crone: Aargh! It's raining! My new cloak will be ruined!

Laurel: Woops! I left the rain on. It stops raining and the clouds become white and fluffy

Damian: Laurel run!

Laurel: What? Aah! It's Crone! No, I'll stay thanks. Calls her sword to her hand. Damian calls his as well

Damian: I just got you back, I'll not lose you again!

Laurel: That's my line! I'm staying!

Katie: One seer can't fight him alone! I'll help.

Laurel: Remember no one-on-one stuff! It's not the time. Fate has not sealed you to that!

Katie: I agree!

Laurie: Wait for me!

Vinnie: Quack! (Me too) Ping is nowhere in sight

TJ: Hey evil dude! Try this Ping! It's totally awesome! Giggles No reply from Ping

Crone: What the heck? Where'd that come from?

Laurel: A mouse. Crone freaks out

Crone: Aah! I hate mice! Eevin appears next to Katie

Eevin: For once I agree with you!

Damain: Eevin! Eevin looks toward Damian and jumps tow feet into the air

Eevin: It's you! You're Mystic! Damian points to Laurel

Damian: She's our sister!

Eevin: She's not Eeva!

Damian: Of course not! She's our other sister!

Crone: I hate to intrude on this family reunion but Is cut off by Laurel

Laurel: Eat dirt! A lightning bolt hits him in the mouth

Crone: Aargh! You shall pay! And I want my second-in –command back! Throws her telekinetically into a tree

Damain: No! Lifts Crone into the air and flies him, face-first, into the cement

Laurel: OUCH! Burn, Crone! Laurie sends a fireball at him, making his cloak catch fire

Laurie: Is he burning good enough for you?

Laurel: Not quite! Sends a lightning bolt into his cloak, making him scream in anguish

Crone: I'll be back! Disappears

Laurel: So ends the battle for Damian…at least until he starts dating.

Damian: You'll always be my little sister. Don't worry.

Laurel: Okay! Oh, that reminds me! Eevin, are you dead?

Eevin: ((No, but don't tell anyone but Damian))

Laurel: ((Okay. Thanks, bro!)) ((Damian. Don't tell anyone but Eevin's alive!))

Eevin: Welcome back Damian. I'm so sorry I let you get taken. It won't happen again.

Damian: You couldn't help it. It's all good. I'm here now aren't I?

Lizzie: Lizard gizzards are for wizards! Laurel laughs in confusion

Damian: What if CC finds out?

Eevin: They won't. I must go now!

Laurel: Wait! ((Do you like Katie?))

Eevin looks at her questioningly then thoughtfully turns away and disappears I knew it! Smiles in an evil way It's time for some sibling fighting. I have so many good clods of dirt on him! He'll be so annoyed by the end of the week he'll start pulling out his hose-hairs with the force of a 751-pound sumo wrestler. Laughs with childish delight

Damian: Ahem! Whacks her upside the head with the back of his hand

Laurel: Playing innocent What was that for?

Damian: Eevin's got enough on his mind already. Ping appears behind them

Laurel: Aww! Ruin my fun will you? Scowls

Ping: Now that, that's over let's all go home. Glares at Laurel, yet has a tender twinkle in his eye Lets go Katie. Ping hops into her backpack

Katie: We'll see ya guys tomorrow. Walks off

Laurie: My bus is late today. I gotta catch it. Bye!

Vinnie: Quack! (Later!)

TJ: Ping's a drug! Giggles

Lizzie: Am I missing the boat, here?

Laurel: We'll explain it. Just, can you give us a ride?

Lizzie: Sure. Damian starts explaining what happened earlier that day as Laurel skips beside her friend and her brother

The courtyard is quiet and extremely wet. A breeze rustles the last few leaves on the trees as it blows in a good snowstorm, bigger than the previous one. Little does Katie know that the next few days will be paradise.

To be continued….

Chapter Twelve: Snow Drops and Blood Drinkers

The Mystics gather in the courtyard. Snow is absolutely pouring on them as they try to enjoy their lunch. Very few students are there because it is so cold.

Laurel: climbs up a tree

Damian: What are you doing up there?

Laurel: grabs a chunk of snow This… Hurls it at him

Damian: Is sloshed in the face by snow Very funny.

Laurel: laughs wildly and jumps to the ground

Laurie: turns to Laurel So, it seems we have grown from a mere 5 mystics to 8!

Laurel: 10 if you count Ping and Eevin…

Brock: I'm not sure I would count them…

Vinnie: I'd count Ping, but there's something shifty about that Eevin guy.

Brock: Yeah, he might be from the Silence.

Damian: suddenly gets all-defensive Hey that's my big brother you're talking about! I agree he's a little… "Shifty" as you say it and can be a little distant at times, but he certainly isn't from the Silence.

Laurie: doubtful Ping, did say that Eevin joined the silence.

Katie: she was sitting silently under the tree until this point I…I think there is one thing I understand about Eevin.

Ping: leaps out of her backpack and announces with a fierce voice What could you possibly understand?! If I have told you once, I have told you twice! Eevin is nothing but trouble! Snow blows wildly He can only draw harm to the Mystics!! Says under his breath It is what he is good at…He is dead to us!

Laurel: How is he bad? He only saved Katie's life!

Ping: shouts loudly cutting her off SILENCE! Pauses HEED ME! HE IS TROUBLE!!!

Katie: I think I understand one thing…

Ping: HEED ME!

Katie: NO PING! Calms her voice This time you have to heed me… looks at everyone The other day when I saw Laurel's dream. Concentrates to steady her voice I saw the look in Eevin's eyes as he watched his brother and sister vanish into the night…and now I know. A part of him must have died each day since then.

Ping: looks as though in a trance and says softly in a monotone That doesn't mean anything.

Katie: continues Last night, my dreams were haunted by Crone's voice. He was telling Eevin horrible things… screws up her voice " Prince of darkness, you'll turn to the Silence yet! " pause " You will waste your life away, searching for that missing part of you…" pauses and steadies voice He must feel so…so empty. No wonder he turned to the silence. He had nothing left and the Silence offered something. He turned feeling he had no other choice. Yet, it doesn't matter that he turned. I know he is good…He turned back to Mystic I know he is good…I just know it…So, the one thing that I think I understand is that Eevin isn't dead, but his heart is. As a fellow Seer and…and a friend, I firmly intend to help him. I must. No one should ever be so empty… with that she walks away to plan out how to help Eevin

Laurie: Katie!

Ping: Let her go! Angry Apparently she's the type who has to learn the hard way!

The bell rings and they each make their way to their individual classes

Ping: Now where did that crazy girl get off too? Oh well, she won't go anywhere without her backpack. Jumps in it

Laurel and Damian sit next to each other in English

Laurel: What do you think Ping has against Eevin?

Damian: I have no clue, but I sense a definite connection between the two. Looks out the window at the falling snow I think Katie senses it too. She's an Empath, I think…

Laurel: confused What's an Empath?

Damian: An Empath is someone who goes through joy and pain of dear friends and loved ones. They FEEL exactly what their friend or loved one feels, but it only works with EXTREME emotions.

Laurel: So… trying to grasp the idea If I'm really really sad- she'll feel it, literally?

Damian: Exactly…so if she is an Empath she must be feeling what Eevin is feeling?

Laurel: Wow, that's rough.

Damian: I know.

Mrs. Tuso: slams a ruler on Laurel and Damian's desks

Laurel: EEP! Sorry Mrs. Tuso!

Mrs. Tuso: addressing the class, turns on the TV. The announcements begin

Damian: Don't they do announcements during 4th period?

Laurel: That's what I though… confused

Announcer: Guess what?! This Friday we will be holding the FIRST EVER "Snow Drop Ball"!!! It's going to be held in the big Gym! Admission is FREE, but you only get in if you are in formal dress and wearing a mask! Tee hee the "Snow Drop Ball" is a masquerade ball! Everyone should go! It will be super fun!

Damain: OH NO!

Laurel: OH YES! This is going to be SOOOOOO fun! She's all excited

Damian: NO- This is bad…

Laurel: It's bad? Why?

Damian: The Silence is behind this…

Laurel: NO WAY! Do you think I'm an idiot?

Damian: Yes, way… That girl's eyes were all glazed over. She was being controlled by the Silence. I don't know what is going to happen, but that dance is defiantly a trap. We need to go and investigate…

(After school in the hall)

Damian: …and that is why we have to go to this Snow Drop dance thing.

Ping: peeking out of Katie's backpack I agree. Does a back flip and 9 watches fly into the air. Everyone takes one, including Ping Here, these are Communicators. We can use them to keep in touch. Jumps back in her backpack We meet tomorrow in front of the McQueen Sign to go to this ball…

(Elysion- the air is cold and strange flowers glow all around Katie. She is here for one reason and one reason only- to find Eevin and get some answers…)

Katie: sits on a rock I've been searching for hours and have found NOTHING! Shouts frustrated to no one in particular This Eevin is trying really hard not to be found…

Voice: Are you lost little girl? Sly laugh

Katie: startled Who's there?

Voice: Don't you know? Someone's hands grab her shoulders, frightened she turns around

Katie: Eevin?

Eevin: Yes, it is me. I see you are disobeying your superior.

Katie: What Ping?

Eevin: nods

Katie: Yeah, but eyes him curiously Hey, how did you know that Ping… she is cut off as Eevin telekinetically flings her into the air

Eevin: You really should do what you are told. Grins slyly If I wanted to kill you now. I could, and NO ONE will hear your screams…

Katie: doesn't believe he would hurt her, but is still frightened

Eevin: drops his evil grin and lowers her back to the ground but I would never do that. I do not wish harm on you… says softly to himself How could I? Looks to the ground ashamed of things that happened in the past

Katie: walks closer to him shaking There. There. Pats his shoulder I trust you. You have a friend, always. Smiles someone to walk beside you.

Eevin: w/o warning he hugs her but is to manly to cry Thank you for understanding me… he releases her and bows It is dangerous to walk into the world of dreams unaccompanied…As I said, if you were in trouble no one would hear your screams. I will accompany you to your dream to keep you safe. Next time think a little before you act.

They walk along the silent paths until they reach Katie's dream

Eevin: This is it…Farewell my lady. Turns to leave

Katie: Wait!

Eevin: Turns over to see what she wants Hmm?

Katie: I have so many questions…

Eevin: smiles but now is not the time for answers he turns to leave again

Katie: But when will I see you again?

Eevin: raises a hand into the air as he walks I'll see you when I see you… with that he disappears into the fog of Elysion

They next day they are in line waiting to get into the dance. They guys are wearing suits and the girls are wearing black dresses and they're all wearing masks like Zorro.

Lizzie: I hate lines.

Vinnie: Quack! We're almost to the end… day dreams longingly of playing in the drinking fountain to the left

Damian: to Katie ((I know your secret…))

Katie: ((WAAAA?)) she jumps and people look at her funny

Damian: ((You're an Empath!))

Katie: ((Oh that secret…)) relieved

Damian: smiles ((You need to kick back and have a little fun tonight my brother's problems are TOO BIG for one person to take.))

Katie: smiles ((That's why I have to help him carry the load.)) they get to the end of the line

Goth: Hello checks for everyone's formal attire and masks Ok Zorro, you can go. Opens the door and they go into the dance

To most of them it is the prettiest thing they have ever seen. The lights, glitter, and fake snow make it look like a winter wonderland. A banner reading "Snow Drop Ball" hangs across one of the walls and "Blue Daboo Dee" plays in the background.

Lizzie: starts doing the robot I have a blue house with a blue window! Blue is de-color- she's cut off as Ping sneaks over to them

Ping: OK everyone! Keep your eyes pealed. You should split up and BLEND IN. I'm going to go and investigate. They nod to ping If you need me use the communicator. Wanders off

Vinnie: starts the robot with Lizzie

Brock: attempts the robot but then changes his mind and does a head bob instead

Laurel: Let's go check out the punch! Runs over to the punch, Damian follows

People clump around the jumbo speakers

Katie: SWEET! I'm going to go mosh! Runs over there and moshes like a mad woman

Laurie: looks at TJ

TJ: It's just you and me babe!

Laurie: Ew…

TJ: With a good dose of Ping you'd be all over me!

Ping: ((I'm not a drug))

Everyone is dancing and having a good time when the lights suddenly dim, and the music gets all creepy. People in gray cloaks flood in from both sides of the gym. Then one person in a black cloak climbs to the top of the speakers and IT'S THE EVIL CRONE!

Laurel: I don't like the sound of that…

Everyone stops dancing as the gray-cloaked beings remove their hoods

Gothic Chick: Cool vampire suits!

Guy: Claire those aren't suits! They really are vampires!! Screams

All chaos ensues as students run screaming from legions of the undead. They Mystics hide and quickly transform

Laurie: QUICK LIZZIE THE FORCE FIELD!!

Lizzie: I'm on it! Her force field envelopes and protects the innocent students, but Crone's vampires are knocked silly

Crone: Curses!

Lizzie: Weren't expecting that were you Crone?

Crone: Like your wimpy shield is a threat to me…pfff!

Damian: ((Where's Ping?))

Laurel: ((Yeah I was curious about that…))

Katie: ((God only knows…))

Laurie: to Crone YOU ARE A MEANIE!

Vinnie: Yeah! You crashed one rad party dude!

Crone: Crashed? No, lad! I created this little shindig.

Laurel: I know you're just dying for us to ask- why did you create " this little shin-dig"?

Crone: chuckles evilly Two reasons really…. One: Because I've been absorbing all your dance energy to make me stronger! Two: Because it was the perfect trap to catch me some Seers!

Brock: You make me sick!

Katie/Damian: send out calming vibes to keep the students under control

Crone: Any way…You're all boring me. Easily destroys Lizzie's force field

Lizzie: DAMN!

Some guys: It's ok! We still love you!

Guy: Yeah! Go super hero chick!

Lizzie: Er…thanks?

Guy: Sign my butt! Points to the others You guys too!

Lizzie: disturbed EW! No! Pulls out a sharpie But I'll sign your hand or something?

Crone: Stop wasting my time! Slams them all to the ground with telekinesis meanwhile the vampires drool over the students, waiting for Crone to give them the okay to strike

Laurie: Y'know, this whole smashing us to the ground thing is getting really old!

Crone: You're right. It is a bit tedious isn't it? Flings them all into the air, except Katie and Damian. He pulls them to him

Brock: groans How come we have so much trouble beating this guy?

Vinnie: I wish I could poop on his car… grumble grumble

Crone: Oh I almost forgot Pulls Laurel to him I won't be done crushing Eevin's spirits until I crush all of his loved ones! MWA HA HA!!

Laurie: tries to put him on fire, but is unsuccessful

Crone: starts torturing the three with his psychic powers. They scream in agony

Katie: with the last bit of strength she has she calls to the one person she'd like to see before dying Eevin!!!! ((Eevin!!!!!))

Crone: laughs wickedly You can't always expect to be saved!!! Pathetic girl!

Just then a sword similar to Laurel and Damian's zooms through the air and STABS Crone

Crone: screams in pain DAMN! The three are released from torture, Eevin catches Katie

Eevin: Picking fights with girls and young boys! You really are twisted!

Crone: chuckles I knew you'd show up…You're obsessed with playing the hero!

Eevin: spits on him I hope you die a thousand painful deaths!

Crone: Those are wicked thoughts! Chuckles grabbing his aching bleeding side You haven't changed at all! Prince of Darkness!

Eevin: NEVER CALL ME THAT!

Crone: You know it to be true! You're still seeking something that will complete you!

Eevin: SHUT UP!

Crone: laughs like a mad man and grabs Katie from him, strangling her with his bare hands I'll kill her laughs insanely You'll loose her just like you lost Eeva!

Eevin: You bastard! Stabs him again and Crone disappears into a cloud of smoke

The vampires exit quietly

Students: Three cheers for the super hero dudes!!! Hip hip hooray!

Eevin: heals Katie quickly

Katie: This is the second time you've been our hero!

Eevin: walks away

Katie: But when will I- she's cut off

Eevin: I'll see you when I see you… he too disappears

The dance goes back to normal and students resume having a great time

Laurel: Dancing in a corner with Damian and Katie That was…another typical night.

Damian: That Crone is out to get us!

Katie: It's just like how Darth Vader wants Luke Skywalker! All we have to do is be stronger in the force!

A slow song starts up "Fukai Mori" (lyrics printed below)

[Fukai Mori

I'm sure that the heart I left behind

Still lies hidden in the heart of the deep, deep forest.

Exhausted, without the strength to search

People vanish into the infinite darkness.

Could we still have seen if we were there?

Could we've seen it if it were little?

If it's so small, I wonder if I can see it even now?

As we live on,

We loose a little bit more.

Shrouded in falsehoods and lies,

We stand frozen to the spot, unable to cry out

The days pass by and change

Without us realizing how blue the sky really is.

Overcoming that made-up scheme, we live the present,

And our rusted hearts begin to beat again!

If we can find the rhythm of time, we can fly once again

We live our lives

Wandering to the ends of the earth

Believing (in you?), now I begin my journey with you,

In search of the light

Repeat

We live our lives

Wandering to the ends of the earth

Closing off the way back,

We walk on for eternity

We live our lives, standing frozen to the spot,

Unable to cry out, for eternity…

Katie: Slow songs depress me…

Laurel: Me too

Damian: Why?

Katie: points to all the couples, then she and Laurel pour each other some punch

Katie/Laurel: Cheers!

Damian: asks some random girl to dance

Out of no where some guy in a black zorro mask…with a cat tail, wearing all black bows to Katie

Guy: I told you I'd see you when I see you!

Katie: Eevin?

Eevin: The one and only! Care to dance?

Katie: Thinks YES!!!! But says er…okay.

They start dancing the haunting melodies of "Fukai Mori"

Eevin: Mystic Ardor…

Katie: What does that mean?

Eevin: Guess….

To be continued…

Chapter Thirteen: Night Time Lament

It's 6:15 at night, and everyone is chatting online. The topic, though it changes every 10 minutes is whether or not being insane is normal

Lizzie: Being insane is fun!

Laurie: Yeah, to be insane you would deny it and say everyone else is.

Lizzie: Uh…not really…I'm insane…

Laurel: We know Liz…Trust me we know…

Vinnie: Yeah, we've known that for a while….

Lizzie: Good.

Katie: So…

Nick: .

TJ: . --- Ping!

Katie: Shut up!

Everyone: o.o

Katie: Sorry, Ping got the keyboard.

Laurel: Ping can type?

Katie: Yes I can type thank you very much!

Vinnie: o.o

Laurel: .' I didn't mean anything by it…

Katie: Sure…

Katie: Ok, he won't come back for a while…

Vinnie: ' Quack!

TJ: -.----hm…

Laurie: Purple milkshakes!

Nick: So, why do we never have a topic?

Laurel: Yet say everything imaginable?

Vinnie: Maybe not everything…

Laurie: HW should die!

TJ: No!

Everyone: blinks OvO?

TJ: It should be burned to little pieces, never to be put together again!

Katie: I thought you were saying no to the dying part…like HW is a good thing…

Laurie: Sry, G2G

Vinnie: Same food calls!

Laurel: I should go 2…just in case

everyone decides to call it a night

Laurel's

Laurel: sighs School tomorrow Damian…

Damian: Yeah…

Laurel: So…

Damian: Hm…lets go get some food!

Vinnie's

Vinnie: Food! his parents just stare at him as he gobbles his dinner down and goes back upstairs

Vinnie's Mom: There was a duck eating at Vin's spot…

Vinnie's Dad: Oh well, if Vin were hungry, he'd have come down.

Laurie's

Laurie: Stink, you're a freak… cat meows my point exactly.

Dog barks extremely loudly Gr… Computer blows up sheisse! Alarm clock blows Crap! radio blows Ok I'm gonna shut up now… random things blow up

Laurie's Mom: I hope nothing's broken in there!

Laurie: Uh…course not! more things blow I blame it on the school… window shatters Oh crap…

Lizzie's

Lizzie: Hm…candy! Yubbyumnaubbyie! Hi dad!

Lizzie's Dad: Grr…

Lizzie: Love ya to dad!

Lizzie's Dad: Grr…

Katie's

Katie: Ping! waits a second Ping? You here? wanders outside

Katie's Mom: Kat? Who's Ping?

Katie: blinks uh…a friend who was just here…Ping?! Get your furry butt over here!

Katie's Mom: walks away with a strange expression

Katie: PING! shadowed figure walks up

SF: Don't yell please, he'll come back.

Katie: Who are… he removes his hood Eevin!

Eevin: Yes…I can not stay long…

Katie: Why?

Eevin: I can not say…

Katie: Looks into his eyes and feels an overwhelming sadness. Sits down on the porch. Eevin sits down next to her

[If one day you discover him…broken down, he's lost everything. No cars no fancy clothes to make him who he's not. The women at his side is all that he has got

As the music from a neighbor's house flowed to their ears, Katie falls asleep on Eevin's shoulder, while he looks at the stars and moon. Eventually, Eevin brings Katie to her room and disappears. Ping fast asleep on her bed soon after

Chapter Fourteen: The Plot Thickens

Part One: The Laurie's Challenge

Laurie's Mom: Do you have any plans, hun?

Laurie: eating a pop tart Um, I was thinking I'd go to the movies?

Laurie's Mom: Sounds like fun! What are you going to see?

Laurie: They're doing an encore of the Lord of The Rings movies…I think I'll finally go see "The Two Towers" grabs purse and heeds for the door Bye Mom!

Laurie's Mom: Well have fun!

Century Theatres

Laurie purchases her ticket and heads for theatre 6 as she walks two girls dressed as elves walk by gibbering in elvish

Laurie: Fanatics… she utters under her break

Elf Girl: Auta miqula Orca! (Go kiss on orc!)

Laurie: Katie? blinks in confusion

Katie: Laurie-chan! runs over to her

Laurie: What are you doing here?

Katie: I've been here all day…Do you think I wouldn't show up to something LOTR?

laughs Well, I'm off to theater 7 to finish off the triple feature! Nomarie (farewell) runs back over to other elf girl

Laurie: goes over to theater 6 munching on popcorn, takes a seat and the movie begins

(some time later)

Legolas: The red sun rises, blood has been shed this night… suddenly the movie screen catches fire

Laurie: Why me? no one is looking at her, so she transforms growing a lovely set of black wings

A vampires walks out of the flames

Vampiress: Come out, come out where ever you are… It's time to play little mystic!

Laurie: says to herself If only I could contact the others… reaches for her communicator

Vampiress: grabs the communicator Mine now! giggles

Laurie: Who are you?! looks at her w/disgust

Vampiress: I'm Maya- vampires 1st class- that means I'm the best!

Laurie: Puh-leez… rolls eyes and then causes maya's skirt to catch fire

Maya: you b! That was my favorite skirt! puts out the fire before it destroys the skirt

Laurie: slaps maya watch your language!

Maya: oooh! You piss me off!

people stare at the two wondering what will happen next

Maya: pouting she slams Laurie to the ground in an attempt to suck her blood

Laurie: thinks to herself "What do I do next?" and "If only I could-that's it!" She focuses on Maya's fangs and BOOM!- no more fangs!

Maya: No! My lovely fangs! gives Laurie a bitter look I hate you! Runs away sobbing Oh Crone!

Laurie: One of his minions… typical.

Part Two: The Challenge of Laurel and Damian

(In the park, on some swings)

Laurel: I'm bored… swings dragging feet on the ground

Damian: I'm bored and hungry…

Laurel: I can't wait for Christmas…

Damian: Me too, I haven't celebrated Christmas since- well- before "The Incident"

Laurel: Jaw drops Come with me! leads him to the "Gift of Lights display

Damian: Wow! This is BOOM! Suddenly everything around them changes

Laurel: Damian? Darth Vader steps out of the shadows and unsheathes- Damian's sword Vader? This is one weird dream…. Vader swipes the sword at her Ayee!!

Meanwhile….

Damian: Laurel? Darth Vader steps out of the shadows holding Laurel's sword. He swipes at Damian Odd… I must be dreaming… the sword nips his shoulder and he feels real pain I'm not dreaming?

An intensive battle raged on. Little did they know- Laurel and Damian were trapped in an illusion created by Crone. They weren't battling Vader they were battling each other. The battle went on and on, Neither one of them winning or loosing

Laurel: Something is very wrong with this. Blocks another blow and suddenly Christmas music starts playing

Damian: That's right… beginning to realize he's in an illusion No… looks around him…the illusion falls and he sheaths his sword Laurel! You're seeing things!

Laurel: confused, swings sword and "Vader"

Damian: Forgive me, but this is for your own good. He uses his, powers to enter her mind and disable the illusion

Laurel: Oh my!

Damian: You can say that again… he explains to her that someone had trapped them in an illusion and that they had been fighting each other

Laurel: I'm sorry! She points to the cut on his shoulder

Damian: It's okay it wasn't your fault. Come on, let's go get pizza.

Laurel: nods mmhmmm!

Part Three: Lizzie's Task

(On a hill, on Christmas Eve)

Lizzie: clutches the gem she always wears It's Christams eve again….

A sleigh led by reindeer lands on the hill

Santa: Ho ho ho ho!

Lizzie: Hey Santa Clause!

Santa: hands her a large bag Here's your half…This year you deliver to Asia and Canada…

Lizzie: winks I'm on it! Changes into a dragon and flies off See you Santa Clause!

Santa: Flies off Ho ho ho!

Lizzie is happily flying around the world delivering gifts when Jack from
" The Nightmare Before Christmas" jumps on her back

Lizzie: Hey get off me! blows fire at him

Jack: I am Jack- the Pumpkin King! Fear me!

Lizzie: You're annoying not scary now get off! blows more fire

Jack: Look, I can take off my head! takes it off BOO!

Lizzie: Roar! whacks him with her tail and he plummets to his death God- he was annoying! Lizzie happily delivers the rest of the gifts

Part 4: Katie's Trials

I would like to say that Katie has gone back to her school girlish perky self, but then I would be lying. The truth is, her intuition is overwhelming her and she can't stop worrying/thinking about Eevin. The day is December 31st, her birthday. It is about 7:30 and her party just ended. She sits on her bed and " May It Be" plays in the background.

Katie: I don't know what words I can say…The wind has a way to talk to me. She chants to no one in particular

Ping: Of course you hear things other people don't- yeesh… Y'know you need more experience going into trances, focusing on what's around you, listening to the spirit.

Katie: It would be kind of nice to be a master of my skins instead of a rookie, but my mind's in other places.

Ping: The moon is full...Mystical things happen on full moons. Jumps up on her bed and the song changes to "Akiyra" The perfect night to learn how to go into a trance.

Katie: Ok- I'll try.

Ping: Close your eyes.

Katie: Closes them ok.

Ping: For the next minute or so listen to your breathing- try and feel the energy of everything around you.

Katie: Calmly breathes in and out. She can feel energy pulsing through everything around her. It is warm and comforting. Yet, she also senses small amounts of- darkness

Ping: Now focus your attention to the area between your eyes and just above your eyebrows. This is where your " 3rd eye" is. Imagine your in-breaths coming through the 3rd eye. Keep " breathing through the 3rd eye…Your 6th sense should be awakening…

Katie: Feels full of physic energy

Ping: Rest in this energy for awhile- what do you see?

Katie: What was once in darkness becomes a series of images

Ping: Open your eyes.

Katie: Wow…so-that's what it feels like to-

Ping: Be in a trance…Yes. But, those are only the basics. Every seer has their own unique way to trance- you will know yours when you feel it.

Katie: Can you go into a trance with another person y'know like 2 seers or more together in one trance- even though you have separate minds?

Ping: Well- er- yes Feels awkward having to explain this Trancing is very personal- trances not only reveal the future, but they also hold the essence that is you. So, to be in one trance with another seer is- er- very personal…

Katie: I'm confused.

Ping: In simpler terms- it's like you're looking into the soul of the other seer. It's very personal…

Katie: Oh… lies down I want to feel what my unique trance is like…

Ping: Go ahead… I've got mice to catch. leaves

Katie: closes her eyes and pictures a sky full of stars. She focuses on the question that has been bugging her most lately ((Is Eevin safe?)) The stars move and form the words "For now". She feels slightly more at ease. For the next 30 minutes or so she practices going in and out of her trance until she has it mastered I can't sleep… A voice in her mind suddenly interrupts- "With all that trancing you're in a " intuitive high"- It's hard to sleep when you can sense everything around you…" Gah, I want to see Eevin so much that I'm imagining him talking to me… sighs

Rocks hit her window. She jumps –startled

Eevin: ((Are you sure you're imagining?))

Katie: Oh my gosh! her heart skips a beat and she runs to her window- down on the street below stands a young man in his late teens/early 20s, wearing all black (in a black cloak too), - a blue gem upon his head Eevin!

Eevin: using telekinesis he floats to her window Stars shine upon the hour of our meeting… grins That means "Hey what's up?"

Katie: Hey- leans out her window What is the –er- purpose of this visit? Very nervous – not knowing why

Eevin: I'm not really sure myself- but stops

Katie: asks in an anxious/nervous/curiours voice But?

Eevin: I had to see you…

Katie: Me?

Eevin: nods

Katie: Stunned but eventually smiles I'm glad you came- since the last time I saw you, I've been very worried… some one knocks on Katie's door and yells at her to go to bed

Eevin: Extends hand and looks her in the eyes as if to say "Don't you trust me? "

Katie: Pictures her friends telling her that Eevin had a dark side or something. Despite this- for whatever the reason- she took his hand- POOF! She opened her eyes- No longer was she in her room, but standing in a silver Gazebo- surrounded by white flowers. The moon shined overhead accompanied by stars. Rain poured down from the heavens This is-- She's breathless This is breathtaking…where are we? speaks w/ wonder and awe

Eevin: This is all that remains of Mystic Palace… The only place I spared when I destroyed it.

Katie: Feels a great sorrow emitting from him. She grabs his hand to comfort him Why did you spare it? She's really thinking "Why did you destroy Mystic Palace?"

Eevin: shocked that she – one untainted by the silence- had understood his dark sorrow I don't know what made me destroy Mystic Palace…but the night before- Crone came- I'd had a vision of a rain seer cloaked in star light. She was standing here speaking with the white flowers…. –I- I'm of The Rain… smiles but I'm not gifted enough to speak with flowers.

Eevin: -but prophecies and my past are not why I brought you here… She looks at him smiling softly. Even though she is nervous- she is mostly at peace. (the first sense of peace she's had in a long while I brought you here- pauses not knowing what to say I wanted to be near you- I like being with you. I hope that's okay.

Katie: Smiles I'm glad…You should spend more time with us.

Eevin: I can't…Please don't ask why but the times I can see you are seldom and few…

Katie: Is saddened a bit by this I will miss you- I do not care that I've been warned to keep away from you… sighs How is it that you, a stranger- mean more to me then- She stares at the ground

Eevin: Tips her chin up Then what?

Katie: ((Then myself…))

Eevin: ((I was asking myself the same question…))

Katie's CD player slips out of her pocket and hits the ground and starts to play "Every Heart" and they each stop and think, pondering the question

Katie: ((We are the same. The wind calls our names- whispering future secrets and we must bare them. We become exhausted. Searching for answers.))

Eevin: (( As we live on)) takes her hand (( we loose a little bit more. We cannot cry out))

Katie: (( We share the same tears…we are each searching for something- because we want to be complete…))

Eevin: lets go of her hands and shakes his head (( I can't allow this))

Katie: ((Allow what?))

Eevin: ((I can't allow myself to fall in love with you…))

Katie: sighs

Eevin: ((- But it's to late…))

Katie: ((Huh?))

Eevin: (( I fell in love with you a long time ago…)) He kisses her

Katie: Speechless

Eevin: Saps her home- so once again she looks down at him from her window and just for a brief moment there was silence as though they were in a trance I'll see you when I see you…

Katie: Wait! It's to late, he's gone I- I fell in love with you a long time ago too, but never admitted it- until now…

Ping: Hears this whole statement, but pretends he didn't

Katie: Lies on her bed and the clock flashes midnight Happy new year… Falls asleep happier than she's been in a long time

Part 5: Girls will be girls and Boys will be animals

Winter break has come to an end and the Secret Force gathers together in the " Science Lair"

Laurie: I had a- strange- experience over break.

Lizzie: Oh! Oh ! Me too!

Vinnie: In duck form bobbing his head to some techno My break was nothing special- so, it'd be good to hear some good stories.

Katie: Yeah! Story time! Laurie-chan, Lizzie-chan- do tell! Picks up a few grains of rice with chopsticks

Brock: Ayee! She's- not a monotone depressing seer anymore!

Laurie: Anywho…I got attacked by a vampires at the movies!

Laurel and Damian enter as she says this

Laurel: ooh- I heard they're pretty tough…

Laurie: chuckles She may have been a fierce bloodsucker, but she was too vain. Plus, I blew up her fangs! They all laugh

Katie: humming/ singing "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts " while clicking chopsticks

Everyone looks at her funny

Lizzie: I work for Santa Clause! now everyone is looking at her No, really! I do!

Laurie: Sure you do, Lizzie… pats her back

Lizzie: I do! This year I had Asia and Canada, but that stupid pumpkin king guy tried to "scare" me- yeesh!

They look at her like she's crazy

Laurel: Well, Damian and I fought an epic battle with Darth Vader. weird looks We actually fought each other! weirder looks

Damian: We were under some sort of spell…

Vinnie: On my break, I watched this weird cartoon called "Duck Man".

Brock: I was busy forming the seeds of my plan for world conquest…

Laurel: How was your break, Katie?

Katie: skipping rope using a snake she found in the room Katie-chan had a great time! Katie-chan does like to rhyme!

Laurel: to the others Is it just me or is she acting odd? The others nod except Lizzie

Lizzie: That looks like fun! grabs another snake and skips rope

Katie: A lovely night! A lovely night! singing a lovelier night then this you'll never see !

Lizzie: sing How lovely

Katie: You meet your prince! sing

Damian: ((This may sound odd, but her songs are something that actually happened- or so her aura is emitting…)) to all and everyone listens

Katie: They are still skipping rope as they sing As charming as a prince should ever be!! Stars in the hazy heavens, tremble above you while he is whispering darling I love you!

Lizzie: How lovely! sing

Katie: Away you fly! But on your lips he seals a kiss- all your life you'll dream of this lovely lovely night!

Mr. McMurray: Hey! Stop abusing my snakes!

Katie: Puts the snake down- so does Lizzie Goman (sorry)! Sensa (teacher)

TJ enters in mouse form

TJ: Help me! Hides behind Vinnie

Vinnie: Sheesh- always expect the duck to save your little mousy tail! kicks him away Where's your honor?!

TJ: Good- he's gone…

Vinnie: Who?

TJ: Ping- the drug…

Katie: Naughty Ping!

Crone appears and zaps Laurie, Lizzie, and Laurel to him

Katie: Laurel-chan! Lizzie-chan! Laurie-chan! Katie tries to save them, but is taken herself Oh crap. Poof they all disappear

TJ: Oh well, nice knowing them…SQUEEK- Who am I kidding?! We're all gonna die!!!

Vinnie: Quack! We need to be manly heroes!

Vinnie and TJ panic, making the Science Lair sound more like a zoo

Brock: I'm surrounded by idiots…

Damian: Sitting quietly telepathically searching for the girls- to no avail

Voice: Those poor unfortunate souls…

Brock: The girls- yeah.

Voice: No, you! bonks Brock on the head And you call yourselves mystics!

Brock: Who the heck are you anyway?

Voice: lowers the hood of black cloak

Damian: Eevin! Brother!

Eevin: Starts walking around in circles- deep in thought They have been taken deep into the Shadows of Silence Castle… I'm sure of it….

Damian: And do we have a problem there!

Eevin: I know the place well… turns to the others- he notices half of them are animals, but continues with what he was going to say anyways Man! Have courage! The girls need us- Big Manly Men- to go forth on a quest and rescue them from the clutches of doom!

TJ: SQUEEK! No, I think I'll just stay here where it is safe…

Eevin: SILENCE! swooshes his cloak in a cat like way You will heed me! If not for your friends then you will because I'm royalty and I said so…

Damain: I'm good for a quest!

TJ: So long as you don't eat me- I'll go…

Eevin: Why would I eat you?

TJ: You remind me of someone who'd eat me…

Vinnie: Puts on an eye patch Yar! Questing!

TJ: Big Manly Men on a quest!

Brock: Yep- leave it to the guys to do the rescuing…

So they go off questing and after an hour or so they are on each other's nerves

TJ: Are we there yet?

Damian: No-

Brock: We have super powers- there's got to be a way to get there quicker…

Eevin: Well I would teleport, but there's too many of us… frustrated We do need to move quicker- I can't stand thinking about what sick torture the girls might be going through… shudders

Meanwhile at Silence Castle…

Crone: No, please! That's my favorite glass china! Katie and Lizzie play keep away with Crone's china enough! Throws them in a cage I'll be back to torture you into joining me later.

Back with the guys…

Eevin: Behold, we are here! They look at a dark, evil castle

Brock: That is so cliché….

Eevin: Hurry, we must make haste! They follow dumbly -pathetic, don't you want to save your friends?

Vinnie: Of course we do…

TJ: You're just being impatient… They enter the castle

Vinnie: Why are you so concerned anyway?

Brock: Ping says you're the bad guy!

Eevin: I-I have my reason for helping you.

Damian: Which are?

Eevin: None of your concern.

Damain: I sense their presence coming from the dungeons.

Eevin: Oh no- the east dungeons!

Brock: East dungeons?

Eevin: The most heavily guarded! Ok- here's the plan…Brock- just gun down everything in sight and I'll see into the lower east dungeons with Damian…

TJ: What do Vinnie and I do?

Eevin: Distraction- be a distraction…

Vinnie: Gotcha! They start singing " What war is it good for?" while wearing hula skirts and Brock guns down any trap he sees. Eevin and Damian sneak into the dungeons and the girls see them

Lizzie: Freedom!

Laurie: Liberation!

Laurel: We're free!

Katie: Eevin!

Damian: Hey, I'm here too! Unlocks the cage

Eevin: Are you okay?

Katie: Uh…

They all start walking home and TJ and Vinnie are still being a "distraction"

Lizzie: So you went to save us because it was a quest?

Vinnie: A big manly quest!

Laurel: Weirdo…

Laurie: Those 2 are stranger points at Eevin Katie, we're having a poke war.

Katie: Stop poking me! poke poke

Eevin: You poked me first!

Chapter 15: Of Meetings, Plans, and Love

(At Laurel's House)

Laurie: Oh, no! My report! Where'd it go?

Laurel: Uh oh! Didn't you bring it? Both of them are sitting on a couch

Laurie: I thought I did…Oh, well. It's not due until Friday.

Laurel: Let's watch a movie, then. We can have a party!

Damian walks in the room

Damian: Party? When?

Laurel: Now. Let's call the group! Flips her watch to the calling part of it and gets every on it Hey guys, come over to my house we're having a party! They all agree to come See you all soon! She hangs up the phone Let's get some food and get some music going. The music turns to Magic 95.5 for Christmas music and some food appears fully cooked and ready to serve

Damian: Who did that? Shocked silence

Laurel: I think…I think I did. Wow, cool!

Everybody arrives a few minutes later and Laurel, Vinnie, Lizzie, and Laurie are improv-dancing to some random song

Ping: This is fun! A more romantic song comes on and he disappears. Moments later Eevin walks in the room and goes over to Katie

Eevin: Care to dance? Katie's overjoyed

Katie: Sure. They start slow dancing and talking meanwhile Laurel walks over to Damian

Laurel: Will you dance with me?

Damian: You sure are a wild card! Of course I will.

The lights go down and a disco ball is spinning on the ceiling, scattering spots of light everywhere

Laurel: Nice one. Dancing just isn't the same without a disco ball.

Damian: Oh yeah! So….just out of curiosity why were you sent from the Mystic Castle?

Laurel: I don't fully understand, but already some good has come of it. I turned you Mystic. I was spared from Crone. He would have taken me along with you and… she starts crying

Damian: We'll find her don't worry.

Laurel: The best way to keep going is, I guess, to look at what is good in this wretched world. Damian wipes away her tears

Damian: Like what?

Laurel: Like…like the blue skies in the summertime, where the birds twitter and sing their jubilees. When the clouds roll by on warm puffs of wind. When the roses bloom and their fragrance fills the air. There always seems to be magic in the air when the roses bloom. stares vaguely into some memory long gone

Damian: Yeah…I can't remember the last time I really smelled a good rose. It's been so long…

Laurel: You remember Eeva better than I do. Please, describe her to me.

Damian: She was beautiful. Her eyes sparkled like the deep, pure sea. Her hair was silkier than chocolate truffles.

Laurel: Yum, what else?

Damian: She was so sweet and kind. She prayed for Earth nonstop. That, I think, was what made her so sick. Eevin is eavesdropping. He grows melancholy

Laurel: Did she sit on a throne?

Damian: You remember?

Laurel: Ever so slightly. Yet I do remember that she always had something to say. And Mother, what was Mother like?

Damian: She died. She died before you left. I don't remember much about her.

Laurel: Roses. I remember roses.

Damian: Yes, roses. She had a wonderful garden of roses. Eevin and Eeva tended it until…until Crone came.

Laurel: I remember she had the finest clothes and her jewelry, what happened to it?

Damian: I don't know.

Laurel: What of Father?

Damian: He died fighting the Silence ten years ago.

Laurel: So all that remains of our family are us four? Perhaps three?

Eevin: It had better be four.

Damian: It will be. Laurel changes the subject

Laurel: I wonder…

Damian: What?

Laurel: I feel someone out there who is connected to me. Who is it, though?

Damian: For not being a seer you sure have a lot of gifts. The music changes and Eevin joins Laurel and Damian

Laurel: I'm half-seer. Katie comes to join them too

Damian: Is there such a thing? I've never heard of it.

Eevin: Either you're a seer or your not. There is no in between.

Laurel: Odd, yet I'm not as gifted as you.

Katie: Who can say?

Laurel: I'm just confused. I could be either. I don't know. I'm sticking with half seer for now. Katie's eye is drawn to Eevin once more

Katie: What's wrong, Eevin?

Eevin: Nothing.

Katie: Please, let me help you. Your pain is great. Let me help you bear it. Eevin draws her into an embrace

Eevin: You already have helped me. Thank you.

Laurel's eyes narrow suspiciously for a brief moment before they go back to normal

Lizzie: Vinne, TJ stop that! You're making me dizzy!

TJ and Vinnie are dancing in animal form around Lizzie, trying to catch each other

TJ: Gimme my ping! I need it!

Vinnie: Gimme my notebook, it's personal!

Damian: Hey, stop! He makes the ping and notebook fly to his hand I'm confiscating both objects and you won't get them back! He makes the sought after objects disappear

TJ/Vinnie: No, my stuff!! They both start crying

Laurel: Oh, poor babies! Here, have some gummy bears. They take the gummy bears and gobble them up, immediately happy again

Damian: That worked… Damian and Laurel exchange smiles

Lizzie: Thanks, guys! Laurel gets a grave, frightened look on her face

Laurel: ((Katie, will you go outside with me? I have to meet someone))

Katie: ((Who?))

Laurel: ((I don't know. He just asked me to meet him.))

Katie: ((Lets go))

Laurel: ((Let's hide our identities and sneak up on him))

She gets out two gray, floor-length cloaks with hoods from the coat closet and both girls put them on

Damian: What's going on? Katie and Laurel pen transform

Laurel: We'll be back soon, don't worry and don't leave the house!

She looks into a nearby mirror to see that she is fully disguised. She then calls her sword and the girls go outside and melt into the misty atmosphere

Katie: ((Who is this person? Girl or boy))

Laurel: ((Boy. He haunts my dream. He's slim and tall, yet strong. His silvery hair reaches his eyebrows. His green eyes laugh at times, but mostly they mourn.))

Crone: I am unfair and I have come for a purpose.

Damian: Being?

Crone: Your younger sister, Laurel, I wish to give her a gift.

Damian: Be specific Crone!

Crone: I wish, actually, for a gift from her, her life.

Laurel rolls her eyes, bored

Damian: How so?

Crone: Either she joins the Silence or she dies.

Katie: Well you'll get neither!

Lizzy: You're not getting anything! Not even next Christmas!

Laurie: You've been bad!

Shadow: Why do you want her?

Crone: I came here to get a powerful seer, and heard news that one was here.

Shadow: News carries fast, I guess. Yet she's not a seer. Tries to mislead Crone

Crone: Yes it does and yes she is! I should've seen it sooner. But now that I know, the party can begin. If she doesn't come out, my vampires will kill you.

Damian: ((Laurel, don't move!))

Laurel: ((Right.)) Crone gets impatient

Crone: Lets see…Damian first. zaps him to him and holds Damian hostage as the vampires circle in

Damian: Let me go! ((Laurel, DON'T MOVE!))

Katie: Let's take care of these monsters! Crone sets his hair people and most of the vampires on the rest. Laurel turns invisible and goes to save Damian. All hell is loose

Laurel: ((Wait, Damian! I'm coming!)) She taps the vampires shoulder and he turns around. She masks her voice Looking for someone? Punches, him out and he goes unconscious

Crone: Hey! You ruined my fun! I'll destroy you!

Laurel: laughs Come and get me! Turns visible

Crone lets Damian go accidentally and Damian sends Crone flying

Damian: Thanks. Crone appears behind Laurel

Crone: Gotcha! frees her Now, let's see who you are? Damian calls his sword, hitting Crone with it flat on the back of his head

Damian: Ya don't know? they start a sword fight

Laurel: Please, unfreeze me someone! I can't do anything right now! Crone freezes Damian and goes over to Laurel

Crone: I'll just see who you are. Pulls back her hood and jumps Ah, you! How pleasant!

Laurel: Scared Don't hurt me! Please! I-I'm just a child, not e e-even a s-s-seer! Please?

Crone: roll his eyes You are a seer- a weak and immature child, too. Don't blubber! It's not doing anything for you. Laurel gathers courage

Laurel: Maybe you could tell me who you really are. Why do you wear that hood because you have an ugly face? Crone is pierced to the heart

Crone: Why! You little son of a b! I oughta cut out your heart with a spoon!

Laurel: Why with a spoon? can't place the phrase

Crone: 'Cause it hurts worse! Laurel thinks

Laurel: Oh, good point. Hey you stole that off of Robin Hood! Plagiarism! Police! Arrest him! He's quoting and it's not right! And you didn't do an English accent either!

Crone: Fine! I'll do an English accent! in the accent I'll cut your head out with a spoon!

Damian: softly Good stalling.

Laurel: in accent Why with a spoon?

Crone: Cause it hurts worse! No accent Good enough for you?

Laurel: Hmmm…no. You really need to get into character. Y'know, dress up. Then find some mass-producing sword factory, or armory and light it with candles and put actors in that. Prepare swords and stuff for battle and totally stage it. It'll be so awesome! Then we can watch the movie. I love that movie! It's cool!

Crone: I'll have to see it. It sounds cool!

Laurel: it has a lot of action, some brainy schemes and lots of excitement. You'd love it! It has romance too. sighs Nothing like a good movie to put a sparkle in my eyes. Crone and Laurel stand there daydreaming for a few moments, oblivious to the battle raging on around them. Damian watches Laurel in awe. Shadow suddenly unfreezes Laurel and sends Crone flying into a telephone pole, then unfreezes Damian. Crone disappears, screaming

Shadow: Remind me to ask you how you stopped him.

Laurel: Huh? Oh! Sure. Thanks. They all fight and soon all the cronies of the Silence are gone and the Mystics go back inside. They stay talking and Damian falls asleep

A Shadow covers the Mystic Castle. The flowers by the gazebo sway to and fro whispering something. Damian's hair pricks him as he sees Crone and his legions of vampires marching toward the Castle …

Damian: They're here! Crone's attacking! ((Eeva! Protect me!)) Damian wakes up with a start and he sighs I guess I was only dreaming.

Laurel: Ooh! I have a great idea! Let's give Crone a blanket party!

Ping: That being???

Lizzie: You throw a blanket over someone and then you beat them up.

Laurie: How though?

Laurel: We could catch him off guard, freeze him, and then carry out our plan.

Damian: Huh?

Laurel: Yeah! That'll be great!

Brock: Cool! Can the blanket be shredded though? Cause if I couldn't hurt the blanket I couldn't hurt Crone.

Vinnie: Let's get one from a flea market!

TJ: And no ping for him! He doesn't deserve it!

Ping: I HATE MICE! Ping chases TJ

Katie: Guys, stop it! Damian laughs

Lizzie: Boys are crazy!

Brock: Yes, we are.

Shadow: Not all of us.

Laurel/Lizzie: Yes all of you!

Laurie: I'm tired!

Damian: Me too

Laurel: All these memories stir me to wish I had known my family. Fervently We've just gotta find Eeva! Soon! After five years!

Ping: And so we'll try. Maybe we'll make Crone tell us where Eeva is during the blanket party. Laurel yawns

Katie: Well, goodnight, I guess. C'mon Ping. Let's go home. Everybody goes home and to their rooms

Katie's Room

Katie: Goodnight, Ping. thinking about Eevin

Ping: Goodnight.

Laurie's Room

Laurie's Mom: Why aren't you in bed yet?

Laurie: I am! turns off the light

Vinnie's Room

TV's on

TV: Duck Man! He's cool! He wears pink pajamas! Saving the world! singing

Vinnie: Yay, I love you Duck Man!

Brock's Room

Brock: Tomorrow I shall destroy the world! goes to bed

TJ's Room

TJ: sleep-talking Ping, ping, ping!

Lizzie's Room

She has no lights on and there's no sound except for the sound of heavy breathing, but then a roar is heard

Lizzie: Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!

Laurel and Damain's room

Laurel: ((Damian? Are you asleep yet?))

Damian: ((No, you're keeping me awake, stop!))

Laurel: (( I just wanted to wish you goodnight))

Damian: ((Goodnight. See you in Ellyson))

they both fall asleep

Narrator: Some love explosives, some love Duck Man. Others are druggies. Still others are slightly normal, reason being that they care for another person, not an inanimate object. And some have not found love. They grow and change and yet they still are too young to love somebody. With time, though, they will grow to care for someone deeply. And perhaps that day will come sooner than they know. For without love and care you can't reach your full potential.

Koko McQueen Secret Force

Chapter 16: The SuperDuperChrismashanuakaSpecial 5000

By Vincenz A. Coello

Lamb Chops and Mysterious Cupcakes

Narrator: Along comes Martin Luther King Jr. Day, a rare Monday off. Early that morning the group that is Koko McQueen was split up for its regular off day routines. Brock heads off to work at an Italian Pizzeria named Papa Pizzano's Authentic Italian Pizza; oddly, the Pizza is the only authentic Italian quizine at this run down restaurant. Katie, Laurie, Laurel, Elizabeth, and Damian, although he didn't exactly want to be dragged along, go to watch the enchanting LOTR for the fifteenth time this month. TJ and Vinnie meanwhile hang out with Ping, who, out of fear for punishment of their actions, demands a 'pet sitter' while everyone else is out and about.

At the movies

Damian: Noo! I don't want to see Lord of the Rings again!

Katie: Why not, it's great!

Lizzy: Popcorn!

Laurel: Candy!

Guy: Popcorn coming right up.
Damian: This has to be the umpteenbajillionth time we've seen this movie and I'm tired of it now! Let's go see Rise of the Zombie People from France or something!

Laurie: grabs the popcorn what about the candy?

Katie: This movie rocks though, its got swords and...Well more swords!

Damian: I know it has swords I knew that after I saw it the first five times.

Katie: I like swords.

Laurel: Candy! picks up the box and the girls hook arms with Damian and drag him off towards the theater.
Damian: No! No! Eek!

Laurel/Katie: sing the LOTR theme song in their head ((DO DOO DO DO DO DO DOOOOO DE DE DOO DOO DO DO DE DE DOOO))

Damian: ((Ahh! This has to be my all time worstest nightmare ever! This is worse than that time they dressed up like the cast and made me wear that disgusting Gollum suit. Wake up wake up!))

Laurel: ((Oh remember when we made Damian dress up like Gollum?))

Katie: ((mocks The Hobbits the Hobbits they won't let me 'GOOOOO')))

Giggling

Lizzy: We're off to see the movie, the wonderful movie of Oz. You'll find it's a whiz of a wiz! If ever oh ever a wiz there was LOTR is one

Group: Because because because because because because!

Laurie: Becoz we've seen it more times than anyone else!

The group passes an LOTR poster featuring Legolas and Aragorn and a very large sword.

Group: Lord of the Rings is 'SOOOOOOO' Dreamy.

Lizzy: Dragons!

Laurie: Fire!

Katie: Swords!

Laurel: Candy!

Damian: Help!

they drag Damian into the movie kicking and screeching

At Papa Pizzano's Pizza

Ring ring

Brock: answers the phone Hello, Papa Pizzano's Pizza, fine Italian quizine, what can I get you comrade? The phone makes weird noises Yes I'm Italian, don't I sound it? More noises Alright, one pizza writes this down and sends it to the kitchen Thank you for choosing Papa Pizzano's, fine Italian quizine. he hangs up

tick tock tick tock

Ring ring!

Brock: Hello, Papa Pizzano's Pizza, fine Italian quizine, what can I get you comrade?

: geeky voice Um yes, can I interest you in a sex change operation?

Brock: huh?

: A sex change operation, it helps your self-esteem and can make you a better partner in bed; I was once Betty, now I'm Bob. They're great.

Brock: ... (They didn't train me on this) Er, we have sandwiches, Chinese food, and pizza; take your pick!

: Would you be interested in a penis enlargement?

Brock: Grr! Listen ya' little punk, if I ever find'a out who this is I'ma gonna take'a that phone and shove it down'a your in throat, ka'peesh?!

Giggling can be heard over the phone

Brock: Slams the phone down angrily

Boss man: hey you got'a the Italian accent down!

tick tock tick tock

ring ring

Brock: Hello, Papa Pizzano's Pizza, fine Italian quizine, what can I get you comrade?

: Yes, do you have the po po platter?

Brock: Why yes, we do.

: Can I get that with extra pee pee? Have it delivered to 455 Scrotumville.

Brock: GRR! You little bastard! I'll'a tear your arms off and beat'a you with them if I ever find'a you! click

tick tock tick tock

Ring ring

Brock: sigh Hello, Papa Pizzano's Pizza, fine Italian quizine, what can I get you comrade?

: Like, oh my god, this is Rodney from Fridge Corp. We've got an emergency on our hands and we really need your help.

Brock: Rodney from Fridge Corp.?!

Rodney: Like, oh my god, Rodney from Fridge Corp. General Electric!

Brock: What do you need?

Rodney: We had some, like, problems with out refrigerators. Serial numbers 1 through 15000. They emit really really poisonous gas after about a year of use, and we, like, need you to check your serial number to make sure yours isn't emitting poisonous gasses.

Brock: Alright I'll check puts down the phone and runs off to check the serial number oh god, its 300

Rodney: Oh my god! Is it over three years old?

Brock: I think so

Rodney: Really?

Brock: Really really!

Rodney: Is, like, your refrigerator running?
Brock: It is, should I-?

Rodney: Then you better go catch it!! giggling

Brock: Why you little! I'm going to hunt'a you down and shove'a that phone right up'a your ass!

: You'd like that wouldn't you.

Brock: ARGH! click

Brock hangs up the phone and picks up a large sturdy knife, then quits his job and goes on a hunt for the evil pranksters.

Katie's House

TJ: Hehe, Papa Pizzano's phone people are always fun to screw with.

Vinnie: He sounded familiar for some reason.

Ping: Will you guys keep quiet?! I'm trying to sleep!

Vinnie: Hey TJ, why did we get today off again?

TJ: It's Christmas of course. Why else would we get it off?

Ping: In January!?

Vinnie: Christmas! I forgot all about it! Puts on a red Santa hat Yay! Christmas! Presents! Stuff!

TJ: Let's go see what Nick got us.
Vinnie: Okeday!

they sneak into the next room where Nick lazily watches T.V. and drinks soda

Nick: Man, what an easy job. Hah, babysitting for kids older than I am; what a joke this is. TJ and Vinnie slowly rise up from the side of the couch

Vinnie: QUACK!

TJ: SQUEAK!

Nick: Ahh! falls off the couch

TJ: Hey, what did you get us for Christmas Nick?

Nick: Christmas? It's not Christmas!

Vinnie: But... look I have a hat on! bounces the ball at the end of his hat around It has to be Christmas!

Nick: If I wore a turkey on my head would it be Thanksgiving?

Both: Hell yeah!

Nick: ...Well...uh...I didn't get you any presents.

Vinnie: Wark! falls over

TJ: No presents?!

Nick: ( .. ) What?! I didn't know it was Christmas!

TJ pulls Vinnie aside

TJ: whispering Hey, there's something wrong with Christmas this year.

Vinnie: whispering I know! No presents!

TJ: Santa must be in trouble!

Vinnie: Well TJ, it looks like we've got our Boy Scout deed for the day.

TJ: Yes, saving Christmas has to be worth a merit badge or something.

Vinnie: But how do we get to the North Pole?

TJ: We need to get rid of the pet sitter, I'll handle the Cat.

They turn back to Nick

Vinnie: Ahem, could you read this story to us Nick? hands him a small booklet

Nick: Story? reads the title Lamb Chops and Mysterious Cupcakes? What kind of story is this?!

TJ: Um, a really good one?

Nick: Since when do you guys like stories?!

Vinnie: Read it!

Nick: Brat!

Story Time!

Narrator (Nick): Okay, there was once a mythical land named Canadia. People lived here happily under good King Cool Guy. Our story starts at the giant shoe home of Mother Hubbard, Little Bo Peep, and Daniel.

Lizzy: Breakfast is up!

Laurel: Thanks mother, but I should really go out and tend the sheep.

Damian: Tend them, hah! I bet you barely know where they are.

Laurel: Hey! I do my best! Maybe YOU'D like to tend the sheep!

Damian: shuts up

Lizzy: You both should try to make us money the mortgage is due soon.

Laurel: Oh that mean old man! He always wants more money!

Crone: knocks on the door Open up! The mortgage is due!

Lizzy: Oh dear opens the door and lets Crone in

Crone: Hello all. I take it you have money for me?

Lizzy: I'm Sorry Mr. Crone we don't have any money.

Crone: That's not a very good thing is it? Of course I can be paid with other means.

Lizzy: What do you mean?

Crone: Your daughter, you know my offer, allow me to marry her and I'll drop the mortgage.

Lizzy: looks at Bo Peep I don't know

Laurel: Sticks her tongue out at Crone I'll never marry you!

Lizzy: Well I can't exactly force her.

Crone: Then the mortgage will be due tomorrow morning or its out on your hineys you go! walks out slamming the door

Lizzy: oh dear, oh dear.

Damian: Not to worry mother I will get the money we need, I'll work at the clock shop in town!

Lizzy: And Bo Peep, you sheer the sheep! We'll keep this house yet!

In Candia's Square

Laurel: Oh boo hoo, I cannot find my sheep! Where have my poor sheep gone?

Vinnie: Eh, what's wrong Bo Peep?

Laurel: Oh lil boy blue, I've lost my sheep and can't find them!

Vinnie: Aw! Don't worry! I'll help ya find them!

Laurel: You will?

Vinnie: A'course! Why, it can't be that hard!

Laurel: Oh thank you!

Vinnie: ahem Singing

Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep and doesn't know where to find them

Mister, Mister; Have you seen, the sheep lost while Peep was on Caffeine

Cobbler:No master, master, I have not, for I have been busy in my shop

Try asking L'il ol' Jill, on her way to the top of the hill,

They might've gone here, they might've gone there, nobody really knows.

Vinnie: Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep and doesn't know where to find them

Miss Jill Miss Jill, have you seen, the little sheep lost in the fields 'round McQueen

Jill:No sir no sir I have not, for I got lost with my piper pot.

They might've wandered into the wood, but I'll stay out of there like I should

They might've gone here, they might've gone there, nobody really knows.

Chorus:Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep and doesn't know where to find them,

Leave them alone and they'll come home,

Bringing their tails behind them!

Laurel: Here they are! runs over to her sheep thanks!

Vinnie: My pleasure. Singing for no reason always solves problems relatively quickly! I was wondering...maybe -

Vin's Dad: yelling Ahh! Little boy blue go blow your horn! The sheep's the meadow and the cows in the corn! God damn it!

Vinnie: Ah, I guess I'll see you around. Later! runs off

Damian: follows a mean looking man across the square What do you mean I'm fired?!

Mean Man: You...are...FIRED!!

Damian: But I only broke three clocks!

Mean Man: Well it doesn't matter because you FIRED now!

Damian: but I needed this job!

Laurel: Oh no!

Mean Man: No money for you!

Damian: Aww...Now what will we do?

Laurel: We'll figure something out brother!

Damian: I'll get that money! Don't you worry! runs off

Later that day in the Square

Damian is stuck in the town stocks as King Cool Guy reads the sentence

Cool guy: For the crime of burglary the accused will have to go through the ordeal of pies, then he will be expelled to boogie land.

Lizzy: What's going on?

Laurel: Daniel got caught stealing the mortgage from Mr. Crone.

Damian: No not the ordeal of pies!

Cool guy: The ordeal of pies!

Lizzy: Oh dear! Oh dear! My son, my poor son! He was so young!

Four soldiers enter the square armed with various pies

Damian: Noo! is pelted with pies

Crone: Ahem, My condolences to you Mother Hubbard. Of course, if you let me have your daughter in marriage I would drop the charges completely.

Lizzy: I could never force my daughter into a marriage she didn't want.

Laurel: oh...my poor brother. Crone! Get them to stop and...a...and I'll be your wife...

Crone: Hah! My liege, I drop the charges.

Cool guy: let the prisoner be freed!

Damian: Ahh! I hate lemon meringue!

Crone: Citizens of Candia, may I formally announce my marriage to Bo Peep Hubbard! evil voice till death do us part.

Laurel: Whispering to Damian What am I gonna do?! I hate that guy!

Damian: Hmm, hah! Leave it to me!

The next day at the wedding

Crone stands at the end of a red carpet in the church fandangled with his best suit and shoes. In walks a white dressed bride with a heavy veil over her head, Damian is her best man and stands beside her

Priest: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife Crone Thoen Bowne?

Crone: I do.

Priest: And do you Bo Peep Hubbard, take this man as your lawfully wedded husband?

: I do

Priest: I now pronounce you man and wife you may kiss the bride.

Crone: puts the ring on Peep's hand, Bo Peep does the same. No hard feelings old boy! hands the mortgage to Damian who promptly tears it up Heh, sore loser eh? lifts Bo Peep's veil to reveal his bride...

TJ: Who did you expect? Elijah Wood?

Crone: Ahh! dies a horrible horrible death

Narrator: And so they all lived happily ever after. The End.

Back in Reality

Nick: Zzzzz...Mmm Kaetaa Ayana...zzzzzz

TJ: I think we accomplished our mission.

Vinnie: Hurry we have to take care of Ping still!

TJ: It's already taken care of.

Ping: Rocks back and fourth in the corner

Vinnie: Whoa, what did you do?

Ping walks by the bed and suddenly, TJ along with three hamsters pop out. One hamster have an afro, one hip sunglasses, and the other a killer Mohawk. Each has a mini instrument.
TJ: Woo! This is a song about Ping!

Vinnie: Do I even want to know?

TJ: not really

Ping: The mice...the mice...their coming to get me...

TJ: Come on, he won't stay that way for long.

Vinnie: To the Duck Car!

Batman Style music

Vinnie puts the key into the ignition of his jalopy El Camino. The engine falters a few times then finally turns over and starts up
Vinnie: There we go Pushes a button and fires up a large jet engine in his trunk.

Car: Hello I am the duck car 5000

TJ: Whoa!

Vinnie: that's amazing!

Car: Yes I know, I rival nightrider for coolness.

TJ: Cup holders!!

Vinnie: My god, this car is the wave of the future!

Car: Hey are you listening to me? (v.v)

TJ: Now let's find some music! TJ looks through the presets

Radio: All my bitches n'hoes zrrrrt I don't care what you think I don't care how you feel zrrrrt Oh baby bab- zrrrrt Officer Earl says zrrrrt STINEY GET ME A DANISH! Zrrrrt Duckman!

Vinnie: Yes!

Singing along to the radio

Duckman! Fighting crime and destroying evil, wearing pajamas and swearing a lot, here to save the day!

Manly men wear pink!

TJ: yay! Turns the Mexican Hat Dance on the radio and sits back for the ride

In Crone's Secret Underground Base in Siberia

Hairy Guy: Sir

Crone: What is it what is it I'm composing my memoirs!

HG: one of the mystics has left the safety of the group and is headed for the North Pole in the arctic.

Crone: Why would they do that? It's really cold up there!

HG: Something about saving Christmas sir.

Crone: Christmas? What is this...Christmas... you speak of?

HG: Some jolly time of year when the humans get together and spread goodwill in the form of wrapped gifts.

Crone: Good will?! BAH HUMBUG! We must destroy this –Christmas- and make sure that the humans may never trade presents again.

HG: We must capture and execute Santa Clause then, the person that delivers Christmas to people.

Crone: Hurry! Ready the armies! The mystics must be on to my plan already and are going to try to defend Christmas!

HG: Why don't we just kill the mystic while he's going to save Christmas?

Crone: That's a good idea. Ready my evil villain jet, knave! We're going to the North Pole.

HG: Right away sir walks out of the room

Crone: sits down at his table and plays with little action figures that look like the mystics

Laurie Figure: Crone! Your evil stops here!

Crone Figure: oh ho! It so does not!

Shadow Figure: I'll save you! Hey toots!

Laurie Figure: My hero

Crone: makes the Shadow and Crone figures hit each other. Finally Crone uses his karate chop action to knock Shadow's arm off

Shadow Figure: oh! Ow! He's to strong!

Crone Figure: Throws the Shadow figure into his closet Now you will be mine!

Laurie Figure: No!

Crone Figure: Yes!

Laurie Figure: No!

Crone Figure: YES!

Laurie Figure: Crone rubs the two action figures together Ohhh your magical cape is so soft...let's get married!

HG: Sir

Crone: Ahh! tosses his action figures into the air what did you see?!

HG: I didn't see you blatantly ripping off Spaceballs sir...

Crone: Good! Leave! Now! the hairy minion leaves Now where were we?

At Katie's house

Katie: Nick! Nick wake up!

Nick: huh?

Katie: Someone drugged my cat!
Ping: mice n'da hamsters n'da dwuggy dwuggy mushwooms.

Nick: ah, I don't remember that, I was asleep.

Lizzy: Where are TJ and Vinnie?

Nick: I don't know, I can't remember much...

Laurel: Why don't you track them using you spiffy PDA?

Nick: oh yeah I forgot about that! Alright we'll find out what caused all this trouble real soon. Pulls a Gameboy pocket from his PDA sheath

Laurie: Um...

Katie: That's your PDA?

Nick: Uh...

Vinnie: Hey TJ, this thing has a backscratcher on it!

TJ: Cool let me see! poke

The PDA fires a laser beam and starts a man's toupee on fire

Man: AH CHA!!!

Vinnie: Shweet!

Laurel: So what happened to your PDA Nick?

Nick: Oh ((I'm going to kill them)) I must've left it at home or dropped it or lit it on fire or something! Hold on let me get my spare. Nick pulls out another PDA just like the one he lost their heading for the North Pole, so is that evil guy you guys always talk about.

Katie: Why is everyone suddenly going to the North Pole?

Laurel: um, Santa?

Damian: Of course! Crone must be going to kidnap Santa and the dimwitted duckling must be going to save him!

Laurel: that makes sense

Lizzy: but its, um, January...Christmas was last month.

Katie: But if we don't save Christmas now there won't be Christmas next year!

Group: Ahh!

Laurie: how horribly horrible!

Laurel: quick, order us tickets to the North Pole!

Nick: I'll use my secret Swiss bank account!

Katie: To the airport! There's no time to lose. We must save Christmas!

The Magic of Christmas

At the airport

Vinnie and TJ stare at a large Tahiti poster on the wall featuring a large swimsuit-bearing babe

TJ: Please?

Vinnie: We must not be daunted! We have a big manly mission to finish remember?

TJ: Aw Fine!

they run down a hall to their terminal

Brock runs up
Brock: All right where are they where did they go?!

Man: wha? Who are you?

Brock: I know you saw them! Tell me where they went!!

Man: I don't know what you're talking about!

Brock: Tell me! Tell me! I will kill them!

Man: I need an adult! I need an adult!

Brock: runs to another terminal

Ping runs up

Ping: Grr... I'll eat that mouse when I find him!

Man: who said that?

Ping: er uh, Meow! ((I feel so degraded T.T))

Man: Aww a cute little kitty cat!

Ping: Growls and scratches the man's hand

Man: Ow! You hell cat you!

Ping: Runs towards the Alaska terminal

Vinnie and TJ hurry back the way they came

TJ: Tickets tickets!

Vinnie: Forgot the tickets! they run down another hall

Katie, Laurie, Laurel, Lizzy, Nick, and Damian run up
Laurie: Okay so we're taking Air Alaska flight 802 to the North Pole.

Damian: That's over that way.

Ping wanders back into the hallway

Katie: Kitty! she hugs the cat

Ping: agh! You're choking me!

TJ and Vinnie run back

Vinnie: oh no! It's the mystics!

TJ: they must be here to stop us from saving Christmas!

Vinnie: Crone must've possessed them!

TJ: so we gotta save them too, right?

Vinnie: Yep! But first we have to get to our flight.
TJ: Air Alaska flight 803 to the North Pole right?

Vinnie: Uh huh! runs out and points OH MY GOD! LOOK! A DISTRACTION!

Lizzy: Where?!

Damian: What! What is it?!

Laurel: What's going on?!

TJ, Vinnie, and Ping sneak away

Katie: Must've been the Northern Lights.

Laurie: Come on our flight leaves soon!

The mystics run down a hallway

Man: that was crazy...

A ceiling tile falls on the man's head

On Flight 803 to the North Pole

Vinnie: looks out the window Wow, look at the snow.

TJ: Yeah, it's pretty. Vinnie, does Santa promote slave labor among midgets?

Vinnie: No, among elves. Elves that crash-landed here on asteroids from other planets.

TJ: ah I see.

Ping: YOU!

TJ: Squeak?

Ping: RAWR! tackles the chair TJ sits upon

TJ: Yipe!

Ping: You drugged me!

TJ: hops off the chair and skitters around under the seats did not! Did not!

Ping: Did too! Did too!

TJ: Squeak!

Ping: Meeow!

Vinnie: Quack!

Stewardess: Excuse me sir?

Vinnie: er, yes?

Stewardess: you wouldn't happen to be the same person that flew to Jamaica a while ago would you?

Vinnie: oh, yes I am.

Stewardess: Did you catch the farm animal disease too?

Vinnie: Yes, it's ravaging the country.

Stewardess: Ah that's too bad.

Ping: holds TJ by the tail in his mouth so we're all going to save Christmas?

TJ: yep.

Ping: In January.

Vinnie: That's the plan.

Intercom: This is your captain speaking; I just want you to know that if you look off to your left you'll see the famous Arctic Ocean.

All: Oooooo Ahhhhh

Intercom: And if you look off to the right you'll see that our number four engine has exploded

TJ: Ooooo

Intercom: A large stealth jet piloted by the evil minions of Crone is following us, a super villain bent on seeing all of humanity suffer.

Ping: This is becoming my worst nightmare...

Japanese guy: Ahh!

Japanese woman: Nagai nagai yoru niobietetia tooi hoshi ni inotteta!!

Japanese boy: Meguru meguru toki no naka de bokutachi wa ai o sagashiteriru!!

Vinnie: ohhh...so hungry

Skyscraper #1: Oh no it's a very big monster!

Skyscraper #2: A big monster?

Skyscraper #1: A big monster!

Skyscraper #2: Let's let the Japanese take care of it.

Japanese Woman: tsuyoku tsuyoku naritai kara kyou mo takaisora miageteiru!!

Japanese Guy: Oah! It's Duckzilla!

Vinnie: Mmm cat. reaches a wing towards Ping

Ping: nu nu, don't eat me!

Intercom: And now the evil crone is boarding our aircraft via his amazing teleport powers. All must bow down to the mighty Crone.

Crone: Alright, where are those mystics?!

Vinnie: Eep, TJ, hurry give me that thick coat and that fake Santa beard, and that pancake hat! Get inside the coat now!

Crone: walks up to Vinnie who wears an insanely silly getup And who might you be

Vinnie: Oi vey! Doncha know anybody? Bless my Yamaha! I'll let you off easy. I am Don Abraham Issacsan of the Jewish mafia!

Crone: Oh...

Vinnie: Yeah! You don wanta get on the bad side of the Jewish Mafia let me tell ya.

Crone: oh my... Hair guy!

Vinnie: There was a guy that got on our bad side; I slit him right through da Icksacama!

Crone: Hair Guy!!!

Vinnie: getting angry and using more Hebrew and if you think I'll stand for my flight being canceled you have another dalasi coming to ya!

HG: Yes sir?

Crone: Escort Abraham Issacsan off the plane please. Pardon my insolence Don.

HG: Come with me

Vinnie: more ranting in Hebrew as he is escorted down the isle

HG: here we are sir. They stop at an open door to the outside world

Vinnie: Is this where I get off?

HG: Yes kicks him out the door

The three animals fall to the frozen world below and end up headfirst in snow drifts

Vinnie: Oi! Don Abraham is very angry!

Ping: I'm cold...

TJ: Look! Santa's workshop! There in the distance!

Vinnie: YES!

Ping: My god we actually made it...

TJ: We rock!

Vinnie: Come on let's go see Santa and save Christmas! They run off into the dark drifts

In Santa's Office

Santa: Oh, I just don't know if I can keep going on like this. I'm getting old and going everywhere in one night just isn't very easy.

Mrs. Clause: Oh you only work one day a week. You'll be fine!

Santa: Ho ho ho, I suppose your right.

Elf: Hey chief there are some people here to see you.

Santa: Send them on the tour I'm on vacation!

Mrs. Clause: Oh you're just too lazy after your rounds!

Santa: I'll see them...after the tour... So then everybody's happy. Ho ho ho ho, nobody has ever been able to sit through our tour!

On the tour

A very elfin Tracy explains everything in detail as they ride around on a little motorized sleigh.

Tracy: And this is where we wrap the toys to be sent to the good little boys and girls.

Vinnie: Quack...

Tracy: And this is where we keep the computers that link into the department of homeland security.

Ping: Fascinating...

Tracy: And that's where we make the toys. Santa Industries makes over three billion toys a year.

TJ: That's not really that much.

Vinnie: How much more of this tour do we have to sit through?

Tracy: Five hours, and that's the smelting reactor where we use incredible doses of radiation to produce elves to work in the factories.

TJ: Hmm...This could last forever

Ping: Man. How are we supposed to save Christmas if this gasbag doesn't get out of our way?

Vinnie: What should we do?

TJ: oh! I have a plan

Ping: Oh no, this isn't like your last plan is it?

TJ: If we don't get the Titanic to port in New York as early as possible we'll be the laughing stock of the whole world!

Captain: But the region we'll travel through looks really icy, if we were to go through to fast we might hit something!

TJ: Don't worry the titanic is unsinkable!
Captain: But...

TJ: I said UNSINKABLE!

TJ: Don't worry! We'll be fine!

Five minutes later

Tracy: Santa is so giving you coal when he finds out what you did!

TJ: Sticks and apple in Tracy's mouth and checks the ties around her arms and legs then shoves her in a closet

Intercom: Please be on the look out for three fugitives from the tour, one yellow mallard, one brown mouse, and one black cat.

Ping: Bright idea TJ...

Vinnie: Well at least we don't have to listen to that god-awful tour anymore. It was making me nauseous.

Katie: Hey you guys pissed off Santa?!

Laurie: How do you manage pissing off the happiest guy in the world?

TJ: no reason!

Ping: They tried to eat the tour guide

Laurel: what did she taste like?

TJ: Feet.

Vinnie: pokes Laurel Pork!

A hairy midget runs over

Nick: what the hell is that?

Damian: Oh my god.

Katie: An oompa loompa!

HM: Oompa loompa Doompadeedo

I've got a perfect puzzle for you

Oompa Loompa Doompadede

If you are wise you will listen to me

What do you get when you tie up a tour guides

Fixing them up as if they were your bride

With her hands well tied and a blow to her pride

What do you think they'll say when you're tried?

That you cannot be trusted!

Oompa Loompa Doompadeeda

If you're not stupid you will go far

You will live in happiness too

Like the oompa loompa doompadeedo!

kicks Nick

Nick: OW! What the hell!

Laurel: Ahh! It's an evil vampire oompa loompa!

HM: hisses at them

Lizzy: Eee! Kill it kill it!

Laurie: starts its hair on fire

HM: AH CHA!

Laurel: Eat chia pet evil doer smashes a Mr. T chia pet on the head of the vampire.

Mr. T: Don't mess with me foo!

HM: Argh dies

Damian: Y'know being a vampire requires you to suck.

Katie: We have to be quick if we want to stop crone before he gets to Santa!

Nick: If we're not quick we won't get any presents for Christmas!

Crone: drives up in a one of those geeky sleigh tour cars

Your efforts are futile for I have already sealed the fate of Santa and his elves by releasing my super evil robot porcupine into his facility who is at this very moment damaging the smelting reactor who's telltale flaw is a small cooling pipe which if destroyed will cause the reactor to explode in a flurry of pretty colors that will surely kill Santa and all the elves working on toys for all the good little girls and boys and that will surely ruin Christmas for everyone! Oah!

Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha lighting strikes in the background

he quickly drives away

Nick: stands there speechless for a moment

Lizzy: Quick! After him! jumps into the drivers seat of Tracy's tour sleigh, everyone else follows and they speed off

TJ: turns on the radio looking for banjo music, only to find Christmas songs Eww!

Tracy: pops out of nowhere at the back of the car Here on the North Pole all you'll hear from our two radio stations is Christmas music twenty-four seven!

TJ: Smash time! smashes the radio and bluegrass banjo chase music comes on Yes!

Tracy: Please stop driving so fast this is a tour not a racetrack!

Damian: Where did she come from?!

Katie: how should I know?

Tracy: Over there you'll see a large porcupine trying to smash the incredibly tough armor around the smelting reactor. Santa had it installed for just such a purpose!

Lizzy: Goodness, look at that porcupine!

Porcupine: Rawr!!

Nick: great...we have to kill it now right? Give me my PDA!

Vinnie gives him the PDA and it turns into a large catapult he mounts on the back of the car

Nick: Alright we have to launch something at it!

Laurie: the tour guide!

Laurel: Robot Porcupines only have one weakness.

Lizzy: Lemonade weapons!

Laurel loads lemonade bombs into the catapult and Nick fires them at the robot. Oddly enough the robot shorts out and starts on fire

Porcupine: AH CHA!!

BOOM

Ping: sneaks off

Damian: that was too easy (O.o)

Katie: what about Santa?!

Group: Oh no!

Lizzy steps on the gas and the sleigh speeds off to Santa's office

Outside Santa's office

Elf: I'm sorry nobody gets to see the chief without an appointment.

Laurie: But we think he's in danger!

Katie: There's an evil mastermind out to ruin Christmas!

Elf: Look I'm just doing my job! Nobody sees Mr. Clause!

Vinnie: Hey let me and TJ handle this one guys. puts on his mahatma

Elf: What do you want?

Vinnie: Oi! We're Vintivistic Faith healers! We're here to see Mr. Clause by appointment!

TJ: Praise da Lord!

Elf: Isn't Santa Catholic?

Vinnie: Catholic?! Oh my I sense a demon!

TJ: A demon! Faith save us!

Elf: what?

Vinnie: Good sir you have been possessed by a demon that we must forcibly remove from your head. Sits the elf down

TJ: Thank da Jesus!

Elf: what's going on?

Vinnie: Do ya renounce da powa of Sa-tan and all of his earthaly pleasures?!

Elf: I do. I do!

TJ: Hallelujah! TJ draws a triangle with three dots on the elf's head

Vinnie: Do ya renounce this De-mon that Sa-tan has instilled into ya?!

Elf: I do! Praise god!

TJ: Praise GAWD!

Vinnie: Deh-mons of stupidity be gone! BE GAWN I SAY!

WHAM

TJ: Amen!

Vinnie: pats his wings done and done.

Lizzy: Hurry! No time to lose!

they run into Santa's office

Crone: Don't move! I've got Santa tied to weapons of mass flatulence!

Santa is tied to a large warhead

Crone: If I drop this switch, everybody dies!

Lizzy: wube'll gubet yubou yubet! Puts up her shield

Crone: Huh?

Laurel: Ane-tête. Faire te pensent nous donnez au-dessus? raises a lemonade bomb

Laurie: Sie sind sehr stumm starts the lemonade bomb on fire as Vinnie gets into place with his bow

Tracy: Speaks Elfish Really! Kidnapping Santa!

TJ: Squeak!

Lizzy: Crone es muy estúpido

Katie: Purply Milk Shakes! prepares to catch the doom switch

Laurie: No! Purple Milk Shakes! Just purple milk shakes!

Nick: Vinnie! throws his PDA to the duck

Vinnie: catches it and strings it into his bow and I shall call it pulls back MOUNTAIN DEW!

TWANG the PDA flies at Crone in matrix slow motion picking up the flaming lemonade bomb as it flies

BOOM Crone drops the death switch and Katie picks it up before it can hit the ground with telekinesis

Crone: Ahh, flaming lemonade... I'm so hurt...NOT! Opens his cloak and a large knife pops up from one of its pockets glinting in the dim light of Santa's office. He grabs it out of the air by the blade and chucks it at Katie with all the might in his body. He quickly penetrates Lizzy's shield with his psychic powers, the whole scene proceeding as if in slow motion as everyone watches the dark blade in flight. Katie quickly tosses the death switch to Laurel as the blade pierces her with the sickly silent sound of the blood freed from her heart and her ribs moving to accommodate the blade. Above this, crone laughs from behind Santa's desk, true evil at work

Laurie: Katie!

Damian: No! runs up and pulls the blade out

Laurel: Pulls down the curtains and covers Katie's wound Shh! Shh!

Crone: Hah! Now here soul will be mine!

Lizzy: You're a monster! Keeps the shield up so Crone can't get close enough to get to Katie

TJ: No pulse...no pulse...

Vinnie: cries this can't be happening!

Crone: Muahahahaha!

Katie: ...E-Ee-vin...

Brock : Runs in Stab time! Buahah! His arm becomes a large cannon You Bolshevik! You've prank called my pizzeria for the last time!

Crone: What?

TJ: er...

Brock: Arnold Swartzenegger voice Das Vedonya, Comrade.

BOOM

Crone: Had stopped the large shell in midair Hah! Is that the best you can do?! Hahahaha! Weaklings! Buahahahahaha! a large pointed rapier appears through Crone You!

Eevin: ...Katie...I failed you...

Crone: Ahh! Teleports off

Vinnie: tugs at Katie's sleeve Wake up! Wake up!

Laurel: S-she's gone...

Laurie: Some Christmas this is.

Lizzy: It's...January...

TJ: Gnaws through the ropes binding Santa Santee Clause, will you please use your magic Christmas Jesus powers for us?

Santa: Ho ho ho! That's what I was going to do anyway! Puts his hand in front of Katie's wound, healing it, then baps her in the head. Her eyes magically open. A Christmas miracle!

Ping: Katie! pounces the girl

Katie: I'm alive! hugs the cat Is Crone gone?!

Laurie: Yep yep!

Katie: This is great!

Laurel: We saved Christmas!

Santa: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! One and all!

Vinnie: God bless us every one!

Endv

( Quack! )

Bonus footage, outtakes, cut scenes! It's all here folks!

While producing this I had a lot of ideas that were just too lewd to include in the story. So I put them outside the story out of character and may change a few of the names to protect the innocent. Enjoy my commentary!

I cut this because it was pretty stupid, besides I still have my virginity...

Back in the El Camino

Vinnie: the airport rises on the horizon Hey look there's the airport; we're on our way to the North Pole!

TJ: Hey wait stop the car! they stop in front of Miss Big-Boob Skimpy-Clothing Oh! Let's try to pick her up!

Vinnie: But we're manly men on a manly mission

TJ: Yes but Manly missions require...um...women?

Vinnie: fine fine sticks his head out the window 'Scuse me! I lost my virginity, can I have yours?

PEPPER SPRAY'D

Vinnie: Ahh!

TJ: Ahh! Drive! Drive! Hurry! She's got a sledgehammer in her purse!

Vinnie: speeds off No more distractions okay? Ah, Jalapeño, Louisianan, South Wharf...is that the best they can do?

a police car suddenly tails them and they pull over
Officer: yeah, I have to impound your vehicle

TJ: What? Why?!

Officer: something to do with copy write infringement

Vinnie: Damn it...

I was gonna cut this all together but I didn't. Please don't hit the author.

Laurie Figure: Crone rubs the two action figures together Ohhh your magical cape is so sexy...let's get married!

Animal Harassment is not funny.

Ping: Runs towards the Alaska terminal only to get stepped on as Vinnie and TJ return the way they came

TJ: Eww I think I stepped in something!

Okay, I know that while reading the story you'll wonder why everyone seems to have had their IQ downgraded a tad. Here's why. While writing this I got addicted to a song called Mink Car by TMBG. Here is an excerpt from the lyrics.

It's knocking off my diamond wig, knocking me down to the platinum ground,

Woke up in a beautiful dream, alone, alone.

I got hit by a mink car, hit by a mink car, driven by a guitar.

And the silver chauffer says that it's all in your head when your 24 karat dead.

Yeah, I don't get the lyrics either but it plays like elevator music and makes me all mellow. Other music I listened to ranged from Nirvana music I couldn't really understand, Dr. Macdoo, the Hamster dance, and other random techno favorites... Can I have my cookie now?

Ping's worst nightmare is really weird. Wond4ering what the Japanese people are saying? Check the lyrics to every heart to get it.

Look its tour guide Tracy, the lesser sister of tour guide Barbie! In one version of the story we actually launch Tracy at the porcupine but I scrapped that idea. Let me repeat, the author is in no way flammable. No duck flambé for you!

I'm actually in the process of renounce the faith of Vintivism and becoming Roman Catholic once more. PRAISE GAWD!

Vinnie: Catholic?! What devil talk is that?!

This roughly translates to "Ass-head. Do you think us give above?" Pheer my language skills. It was supposed to mean, "Idiot. Do you think we would give up?"

Laurel: Ane-tête. Faire te pensent nous donnez au-dessus?

Things that didn't get into this story but will likely be in the next one!

. TJ is addicted to Ping, not Viagra. Instilling the belief that he actually at one time or another tried Viagra enough to make a song might make someone try to eat me. To be honest, I really don't actually know that much about TJ. I hope he never reads this story . ;;

The Viagra song! (By TJ and the Ham Hams)

Heh heh heh, I searched the internet for this.

Sauron's Diary: January 27

How could I have been such a fool? I just got the bill for my bash to celebrate Gandalf's kicking the bucket. There's no way we can pay it. Mordor will be impoverished, and it's all my fault! What to do???!!!! Being Dark Lord is getting to be such a headache. I wish someone would depose me. I think I'll just forget the whole thing and abandon myself to sex. The way Shelob massages me with her [CENSORED is Woooo-GAH! She makes my hands itch!

Yeah a lot of people have to much time on their hands ;)

LOTR, Directors Cut (Damian: Oo lah lah! That wasn't there the last time I saw it (O.O;;)(Katie: Eww! What is Sauron doing to Shelob?! (X.X;;;)

That's all folks!

The Commentary: I was actually going to imply that Katie has a sword vibrator, but I didn't because I am awfully fond of my man hood.

Chapter 17: Snowballs and White Noise

It's just another boring snowed in day at Lizzie's house.

Lizzie: Stares at the TV bored Snow report…snow report…snow report…Barney snow report…

Meanwhile at Katie's…

Katie: Come on Ping, just a look?

Ping: NO WAY!! Is spread eagle in the door way and won't let go

Katie: Come on, I promise I won't throw you into the snow again….

At Laurie's, however…

Laurie's Mom: Wow honey, you did a great job clearing the driveway!

Laurie: looking smug Thank you. Heh…heh…heh

Then, at Laurel's…

Damian: Since when do you get this much snow?!

Laurel: Throws a shovel of snow in the street Since now… Stops shoveling Are you going to help me or not?

Damian: I'm supervisor remember? Hey! gets a snowball in the face All right, you asked for it!

The two start a snowball fight when Brock shows up

Brock: Have either of you seen the switch for my thermonuclear bomb?

Laurel: No Throws a snowball at Brock

Brock: Avoids it You start, I finish! Arm changes into a snowball machine and sets a barrage of snowballs on Laurel

Damian: Yeah! We got you now!

Laurel: Ack! I need backup! Presses a button on her watch Lizzie, Laurie, Katie I need your help! Brock and Damian are attacking me in a snowball fight! Ack! Another snowball narrowly misses her

Lizzie/Laurie: We'll fly over.

Katie: As soon as Ping gets out of the house I'll join up.

Brock: No one stands a change against the SNOWINATOR!

Everyone else eventually shows up and it turns into an all out war with forts, sleds, and catapults (shovels) and they fight for 3 hours and collapse from exhaustion

Laurel: I give up1 I'm out of breath. I couldn't throw a snowflake if I tried.

Laurie: That was great!

Lizzie: A nice warm mug of coca and I'll take you on again!

Vinnie: Quuack! Tosses a snowball lamely and then Crone appears with a handful of hairy lizards

Crone: Ha, ha! I've got you now you pesky, Ow! Is hit by Vinnie's snowball Woah! It's freezing out here! All right I'll let you go. For now… Crone and his lizards disappear

Damian: O.O talk about timing.

Katie: Yeah.

(The next day at Lizzie's)

Lizzie's Dad: What are all these kids doing in my house?!

Lizzie: Laurie will clear the walk if you let us stay.

Lizzie's Dad: Oh…well then I guess it's okay, but no fun!

Lizzie: Sure, no problem! We'll all be miserable and fighting!

Lizzie's Dad: Good! walks into the computer room and slams the door

Lizzie: It's okay if you clear the walks?

Laurie: Sure, it's already done!

Lizzie: Great!

The group heads out back and makes two forts under the trees. Another snowball fight takes place, but his time it's Boys vs. Girls

Vinnie: Hey! How come we have more snowballs then them, but keep getting hit?

Brock: Girls naturally aim better.

Vinnie: Oh, okay.

Lizzie: It's almost ready… is working on a triple shovel catapult with 100 snowballs on it In 3…2…1…GO! Cuts the support string sending the snowballs flying

Damian: Look out!

Vinnie: Incoming!

Crone shows up again this time wearing a parka, scarf, mittens, and snow boots

Crone: Haha, now I'm ready for anythi- OW! Gets hit in the back and half buried by the snow barrage I HATE winter! Disappears

Group: O.O

Katie: You know, I think he must live in Bermuda or something…

Brock: Geez…touchy ain't he?

(The next day at Vinnie's)

Vinnie: Hey guys, look McQueen's on TV!

Rest: What?

TV: Announcer is in front of the barely visible top of the school As you can see, schools will not be open for a while due to excess snow. Sledders have been riding this hill all day, packing down the snow.

Damian: Cool, let's go sledding!

Laurie: Yeah!

Laurel: I've got two in the garage!

Lizzie: I've got three at my place!

(Up at the school)

Katie: Look, reporters!

Vinnie: I'll do my special duck slide! Quuack! Turns into a duck and pretends to surf downhill

Brock: Right behind you comrade! slides down

Lizzie: Weeeee! Goes down on her stomach

Laurie/Laurel: Yeeehaaw! Go down on a two person sled

Crone shows up bundled up like a snowman with a box of tissues

Crone: Ah ha! I've…no…no, no! Oh no!

Vinnie: Quack! (Watch out) Hits Crone and flips him and Vinnie goes flying

Brock: Yeah! Runs him over

Lizzie: O.O knocks him down as he gets up

Laurel: Bumpy! Rams him

Crone: Dats id! I'be god a code and you're all picking on me! Ids nod FAIR! blows a tissue and disappears

Laurie: Who was that?

Brock: Don't know don't care.

(Later at Vinnie's house. Vinnie, Laurie and Lizzie are just watching TV)

Vinnie: Ooh! Ooh! Here it comes! Here it comes!

Lizzie: I still don't see how you could have gotten on TV.

Laurie: Yeah, who in their right mind would"

On the TV it shows a duck running and then a yellow duck slamming him and looking around

Laurie/Lizzie: No way!

Vinnie: YEESSS!!

Chapter 18: McQueen Idle

Act One

Once again it's a typical day at the high school of our heroes. We join Laurie, Brock, and Damian in their math class

Brock: tries his best to hold back a yawn Isn't Geometry fun?

Laurie: Layers her voice with sarcasm Very… Causes her pencil to catch fire Hey Damian! Mind floating this baby into Mr. Qburts shoe! snickers

Damian: Is that really necessary? raises his eyebrows

Laurie: Yes!

Some kid looks at the flaming pencil

Jimmy: Aggh! Mr.Q, Fire! Points to Laurie's pencil

Damian: Telekinetically puts out the fire ((You owe me…)) He goes back to work on a problem they had been assigned

Mr.Q: Jimmy, I think you should go see the nurse. There's no fire here. Rolls his eyes and wonders why he ever started teaching

Laurie: Pulls out another pencil

Damian: Snatches the pencil and hands her a pen No more burning…

Brock: Dude, what are you 30?

Laurie: Stinky old man… grumbles

Damian: Groans in annoyance (Just ignore them)

Brock: I wonder how old he really is…

Laurie: 98?

Damian: Can't take anymore and snaps his pencil and shouts at the top of his lungs

I AM 17! 17, DO YOU HEAR ME?! 17!!

The teacher wanders over and gives Damian the evil eye

Mr.Q: 17? My, my class we have a big boy. Sing with me! Mommy wow! I'm a big kid now! He goes back to teaching the class

Damian: Stupid teacher… grumbles

Meanwhile Katie and Laurel are enduring in their PE and Aerobics classes.

Katie: Running around the track in the snow. She's on her 6th lap with Ping riding lazily on her shoulder Can't pant you cough get off your lazy butt cough and run!! gasp and cough

Ping: No, I'm Yoda and you're Luke. You carry me. That is how the training works. Laughs his cat like cackle

Katie: You had to use the Star Wars card on me! Now, I have to do it!

Ping: Lesson 83: Know your enemies weakness!

Laurel is nearby causally walking with her PE class around the school

Laurel: Trips and knocks three other girls over into some snow

Coach: YOU!

Laurel: Me? She shakes mostly because she's cold, but also because the Coach is scary and mean

Coach: YES YOU! DROP AND GIVE ME 500!

Laurel: Why? shivers

Coach: INFADEL! DON'T TALK BACK TO ME! GO RUN WITH THE REAL WOMEN! points to the track where the aerobics class is running laps

Laurel: Grumbles as she walks up to the track and when she gets there she jumps in and starts running by Katie Hey!

Katie: Laurel? Are you skipping class? shockage

Laurel: No, stupid I'm being punished by the evil coach!

Katie: Oh, gasp that sucks…

Laurel: Already exhausted How many of these have you guys ran?

Katie: I'm on my 9th lap… gasp I hate this class!

Ping: laughs I like it.

Katie: Shut up you stupid store a way!

Laurel: Gosh, you two sound like an old married couple, always quarreling!

Katie: You cough have got to be kidding me!

Ping: She is… eyes Laurel with mock anger

Laurel: cough I'm going to die!

Katie: Welcome to m life during 3rd period, anyway. cough gasp

The shower bell rings and a strange masked man can be seen on the bleachers watching the girls

Laurel: Stops running and starts walking to the shower room along with Katie Who's that?

Katie: Who?

Laurel: Points to the masked man Him.

Katie: screams Coach Spino! It's a pervert!

Spino: Runs after the masked man with a nearby rake Die pervert!

Katie: That was easy.

Ping: My poor cat ears! My gosh you scream like a girl!

Katie: Duh.

Laurel: I wonder who that was.

Katie: A perv…or some poor unfortunate soul who thinks he's Zorro. Opens the door to the locker room and they walk in and get ready for their next class. Ping is forced to wait outside

Later that day during lunch the group is walking around the courtyard bored of their usual science room hang out.

Lizzie: Pulls out a bag of "dum dum" suckers Want one?

Laurel: Candy!

Katie: Sugary, sugar!

Brock: No thanks…

Damian: Ditto

Vinnie: I could use another cavity.

Nick: Either didn't hear it or just doesn't answer

TJ: No thinks, Ping might have drugged it.

Ping: I will sink my teeth in you! MeowRRRRRRRR!!! Jumps at him

TJ: Runs for dear life Katie! Save me!

Katie: shoves the sucker in her mouth and scoops up Ping Naughty kitty! Looks at her terrified mouse friend Y'know what?

Others: What?

Katie: I want to stay in my "sort of animal" form Vinnie and TJ stay in their animal forms!

Lizzie: Yeah, I want to be in my dragon form!

Damian: sighs, remembering he's surrounded by stupid people You two can't do that.

Lizzie/Katie: Why?

Damian: To most people dragons don't exist. Plus, they're to big to walk through the halls.

Lizzie: Oh, RATS! turns to Katie He has a point. Oh well, I'm still dragon by night!

Damian: And everyone would recognize you as the super heroine "Night-Kitty".

Katie: Puts finger to her mouth and pretends to throw up Is that what people call me?

Damian: Last time I checked it was what the news is calling you.

Katie: rolls eyes Anywho, people wouldn't recognize me. I won't wear my disguise. Just my usual school girl uniform I wear everyday. I'll just say I'm sarcastic voice "Kitty-chan's biggest fan!"

Damian: You could try, but be careful.

Katie: Why?

Damian: We all have quite the fan following. We've each been labeled. Brock is "the guns" of the group. I'm the " serious and dreamy hottie" smiles to himself Laurie is " the dark winged and fiery babe". Laurel is "the cute hero" or to some "the annoying hero".

Katie: Laurel-chan! You're the group's "Shipo"!

Damian: Lizzie is "the crazy cute chick"…

Laurie: My gosh it's starting to sound like our fan club's just a bunch of fan boys/girls!

Damian: They are. Anyway, as I was saying…TJ is "the tag along mouse man"

TJ: Hey! You KNOW I'm the sex symbol! they all ignore him

Damian: Vinnie is "the funny duck guy", and Katie you are the… turns to Katie ((Please don't take this personally)) Some know you as "that pretty cat girl who is so obviously hitting on that creepy guy"

Katie: turns red NO WAY!

Damian: It's just the girls who say that. They're all jealous because you've got a nice guy who's willing to die for you…

Katie: EEVIN IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND!!

Damian: No one ever said he was. The good news is that the guys call you, "that $$ kicking Cat Chick"…DAMN! She has some freaky cool mind powers…

Brock: Hey wait a second! How do you know so much about the fan club?

Damian: Hey, I was curious so I've been sneaking into the meetings!

Vinnie: You sick, sick kid!

Two girls walk by wearing shirts that say" I love Mr. X" on the front and "Secret Force fan club" on the back

TJ: Who's Mr. X?

Damian: Is busy checking out the girls Oh… smiles That's what the call me… Runs after them Hey Ladies! uses sexy voice

Girl: Pervert! Slaps him

Damian: walks back to the group defeated

Brock: Looks like they only like Mr. X and not Damian. Snickers

Lizzie: looks around and sees a huge group of guys w/dragons on their shirts saying" We love Draco-babe" My gosh, I HAVE FAN BOYS!!!!!!!

Laurel: ME TOO! A few guys walk by wearing shirts that say, "Invisa-chick is my home girl"

Laurie: And me? A guy walks by with a shirt that says " Fire-Maiden is my girlfriend…and not yours!"

Katie: And me??? Some guys walk by wearing shirts and matching hats that say "SOME ONE KILL ME!" on the front and " the Dark-Savior has stolen the heart of my Night-Kitty" OH MY GOSH EEVIN HAS NOT STOLEN MY HEART!!!

Laurel: Poor Katie… to Damian ((The only person who doesn't know how important Eevin is to Katie is…Katie))

Damian: ((And the only person who doesn't know how important Katie is to Eevin is..Eevin))

Laurel: sighs ((How romantic))

Shadow shows up in front of them

Shadow: Shadow's in de HOUSE!

Damain: God save us…

Laurie: Oh, it's him again…

Shadow: I've just come back from some spying…

Vinnie: OOOH spying! How intriguing! Very thankful that someone has finally found a way out of the fan boy/girl conversation Do tell!

Shadow: Ok, do you want to hear the funny news, the good news, or the bad news?

Brock: Bad, Good, and then funny

Shadow: The bad news is that Crone is somewhere here now…all though I don't know where.

Katie: YES! ACTION! thankful for a chance to make everyone forget that whole world seems to think that her and sweet-dreamy-strong Eevin were an item

Shadow: The good news is that grins I'm here to protect you.

Damian: You sicken me… doesn't like Shadow at all. He has this big brother protective thing going

Shadow: Oh, laughs and looks at Laurie the funny news is that Crone has a monster-perverted crush on Laurie. chuckles

Laurie: Someone please shoot me now…

Some speakers suddenly start shooting off music and a masked man is standing on a stage in the center of the court yard

Masked Man: British accent McQueen High, are you ready to rock?

Crowd: YEAH!

Katie: Hey, it's that perverted Zorro!

Masked Man: Then give it up for…ME! pulls off his mask to reveal that he is none other than…

Girl: OH MY GOD IT'S SIMON! Many people scream. Maybe it's because they see someone famous or maybe it's because Simon is scary. Who knows

Simon: Guess what McQueen?

Crowd: What?

Simon: YOU ARE ALL ON LIVE TELEVISION! YOU ARE ON MY NEW SHOW, "HIGH SCHOOL IDOL" Paula and Randy walk on stage and people shout LET THE CONTEST BEGIN!

A whole bunch of people try out, most of them suck, but the next contest to audition is..

Laurel: Hey, where did Shadow go?

Vinnie: He's there! points to the stage

Paula: And what is your name? winks at Shadow

Shadow: Shadow…

Paula: Isn't that a sexy name! winks at him

Laurel: Let me at her!! grumbles something about it being wrong to seduce younger men

Damian: Pulls Laurel back

Shadow: Starts dancing rather well I'm too sexy! sings I'm too sexy!

Paula: He is too sexy, you make it to the final rounds!

Randy: You my home dog…Sh to the adow! You make to the next round cause you rock dog! You rock!

Simon: I hate you and your singing sucks and if you are sexy then I must be god's gift to women…MWA…HA HA HA HA!!

Katie: There is something strangely familiar about that creepy laugh…

Laurie: Yeah, and something strangely familiar about the way he looks at me.. shivers and I don't like where this is going…

Katie: thinks to herself I have fan boys…I can use that to my advantage and WIN!

Brock: Hey wait! Where are you going? Katie runs off

People start to scream again as none other than Katie in her full fledged super hero form walk on stage

Fan Boy: I LOVE YOU!!! faints

Simon: grins wickedly, but few people notice

Randy: rips off his shirt to reveal a huge tattoo that says Night-Kitty with a heart around it Jesus loves me! Look at this everyone! Night-Kitty of the secret force HERSELF, has graced our stage!

Paula: Let's see if her voice is an enchanting as her powers!

Brock: She is loving having fan boys!

Vinnie: That is just wrong!

Lizzie: Playing the fan boy card was my idea first!

Laurel: Yeah!

Laurie: I'd run off to audition too, but I don't want to go near that they run off to audition Simon… shudders

Ping: jumps out of Katie's backpack She is going to get herself in trouble again… runs off

TJ: He always leaves when things get interesting…

Katie: starts singing "Every Heart" in English Little does Katie know because she is an inexperienced seer her empath powers will leak into her song and cause people to feel them if she doesn't focus and people start doing that old "hand wave"

Randy: I love you even more home girl blows his nose loudly

Katie: thinks eww…that is one fan boy I could do with out

Paula: Girl, I could really feel that song. You have an amazing gift.

Simon: I felt it too, and that's why I hate you.

Paula: Welcome to the next round Night Kitty!

Lizzie: as Draco-Babe YES I'm next!

Randy: Start singing.

Lizzie: My bologna has a first name… she makes it to the next round Thank you fan boys! I love you! A bunch of guys faint sighing

Laurel: sings "Somewhere over the rainbow" and makes it to the next round she decided to stay normal because she had the feeling that something would go wrong if she went as invisa-chick.

Randy: Well, there is only one more audition before the next round…

???: Walks out and people gasp

HUGE group of girls: Whisper rather loudly It's HIM…

Katie: I should've known he'd have lots of fan girls… ((Eevin..)) she mind whispers shyly and he turns and looks right at her and does something that he almost never does, smile

Eevin: This song goes out to…well, you know who you are. Sings "Forbidden Love"

In your eyes [in your eyes, forbidden love

In your smile [in your smile, forbidden love

In your kiss [in your kiss, forbidden love

If I had one wish love would feel like this [love would feel like this

I know that you're no good for me

That's why I feel I must confess

What's wrong is why it feels so right

I want to feel your sweet caress

Love should always feel like this

Heaven forgive me, never forbid me…

Katie: her heart is beating fast through out the whole song. Since, Eevin sings so well she fells as if she's under a spell and she really feels the words he sings, and not because of a spell

Lizzie: Katie, I don't care what you say, but he was looking at you the whole time.

Katie: Extremely silent

Paula: You and Miss Kitty have one thing in common…we can tell the words you're singing are real…wow.

Randy: Dog…you make me wish I were gay…

Eevin: Eww…

Simon: I hate you, but my opinion seldom matters. So, you're in.

All the finalists gather on stage

Randy: Dogs…you're going to have to pick partners for the last round and share your glory, cause your lunch is almost over. Laurel and Lizzie team up, Shadow teams up w/some girl, which leaves Katie and Eevin to have to team up

Lizzie/Laurie: OOOH Girls just want to have fun!

Shadow/Girl: We're too sexy!

Katie/Eevin: Didn't have time to discuss what song they were singing but automatically sing "Forbidden Love" as they're singing everyone looks at them because they're so into the song

…Heaven forgive me, never forbid

I'm wrong for you, I'm a danger to you…

Heaven forgive me, but I still love you.

Simon is gone

Crone: Blows up the stage while they sing the last word LOVE SUCKS!

people scream, Secret force transforms

Brock: Crone, I'm really getting sick of you, but thanks for breaking up a that horrid love song it was annoying…

Vinnie: Duck poop attack!

Laurie: Take this! BOOOOM!

Crone: Oh Laurie, my love! Don't hurt me so!

Laurie: SHUT UP YOU CREEPY PERV! She blows up his hood and Crone is none other than…

Damian: Simon?

Simon: Yes, I am Crone! I hate crappy singers and I hate you! I want to destroy the world and prove I'm sexy all at once! MWA HA HA!

Lizzie: No wonder he's so evil!

Laurie: Eww Simon likes me!!!! BOOM! She blows up Simon

Simon: OW…Prince of Darkness I will get you and your little Kitty GF too! Flies away

A little girl who is about 5 with long black hair and a blue gem on her forehead falls from the sky using an umbrella, like Mary Poppins and she has an hour glass necklace and lands gracefully beside Katie.

Girl: Mama! You have to come with me to the future!

Chapter 18, Act Two: Angel

Last time on Koko McQueen Secret Force our heroes participated in a singing contest and discovered that Crone is really Simon! Then, a young girl fell from the sky. The group is in the courtyard as the ten-minute bell rings and kids are looking at them funny. Eevin quickly performs a mind wipe on them all and leads the Secret Force to a more private part of the school.

Katie: Who are you? The young girl she sees before her is no older than 17 and has long dark purplish hair and her eyes are a similar color. Upon her head is a violet gem and around her neck is a small hourglass, the infinity symbol can be seen on most of her clothing

Girl: Amil! Amil! She embraces Katie Mama!

Eevin: "Amil?" He wonders to himself, pondering over a word he hasn't heard in years

Katie: Looks at the kid funny

Laurel: Oh, what a cutie!

Girl: Auntie Laurel! She looks around as does everyone else and she jumps around excitedly

Katie: Erm…Miss, I'm afraid you must be mistaken you see, laurel and I aren't sisters. Plus, I'm no ones Mother, at least not now.

Girl: Oh well. You always have me call all of your good friends auntie and uncle, Amil! Embraces Katie again

Brock: So, kid what's your name?

Damian: Yes, we'd all like to know that… eyes her curiously

Girl: My name is Flora, of the… an older boy grabs her mouth from out of nowhere

Boy: Be careful of what you speak Flora. A name is all they need… He has black hair, dark eyes, and light skin. He's wearing a black cloak. Both children give the group a sense of de ja vu

Flora: But it's Amil! looks at Katie Forgive me, Amil… turns to the boy DRAKE YOU ARE THE MEANEST BIG BROTHER EVER!

Drake: Shut up!

Flora: YOU! They start bickering in a language that no one understands, except Eevin

Eevin: Grabs the two children Where did you learn that language?

Flora: Opens her mouth to speak but Drake grabs her mouth again

Eevin: Looks at Drake as if to say" I'm bigger and scarier than you

Drake: Nice try old man.. grins a grin full of attitude

Eevin: Do you want to try calling me that again?

Vinnie: Hey kid. Pokes Drake Resistance is futile…

Drake: grins Try me.

Eevin: How old are you, you little punk!

Drake: Not as old as you, old man!

Flora: Drake! I'm ashamed of you!

Katie: Whispers to Flora Does he always act like that?

Flora: Turns to Katie, careful to guard her thoughts from other more powerful seers that are present ((Well, he's always had an attitude, but never until recently…)) Katie's powers picked up a feeling of sorrow and regret as Flora thought-spoke "recently" ((Never until recently did he show attitude towards family and friends))

Katie: ((The poor dear…)) Her empathy powers go out of control and she suddenly becomes aware of all the sorrow around her, which was a lot, and being overwhelmed by this sudden feeling falls to her knees gasping for air

Drake: Stops fighting with Eevin and turns to Katie who is suddenly quite ill AMIL! AMIL!

Eevin: Katie! He turns to aide her

Drake: also turns to aide her

Eevin: Hey back off! I was saving her first!

Drake: She's my Amil!

Eevin: Yeah! She's my…

Brock: Your what?

Eevin: jumps in with a half-baked answer, yet heartfelt My responsibility to protect!

Brock: Well, I don't want to be late…AYEE! I have like 30 seconds!

Flora: Don't worry. You won't be late. Please stay and help us!

Laurie: already making her way for class It's impossible for us not to be late!

Flora: It's perfectly possible! Twirls her hourglass necklace

Drake: Lets Eevin take care of Katie and runs to Flora FLORA! You can't reveal who you really are!

TJ: It's kinda to late for that…she called Katie Mama.

Nick: You two have obviously traveled from a post-apocalyptic future. It happens all the time on video games.

Drake: rolls eyes

Eevin: Holding Katie and allowing some of his energy to travel into her by touching his hand to the gem on her head

Drake: Yes, I suppose you're right that we are a kin to The Lady Amaya (Amaya means night rain)

Flora: And the future…has seen better days.

Drake: But we are not from a post-apocalyptic time…

Flora: It's more like… Drake shuts her mouth and mind-speaks to her

Drake: ((Flora, we can't reveal anything! What if we change history?))

Flora: ((I know…I have been trained in knowing such things I just didn't want to believe this time. You, know that our mission entails us to tell them eventually?))

Drake: ((In time Flora))

Flora: Looks at Katie, then to the others It looks like Lord Eevin has everything under control. We thank you all for waiting. You may leave if you wish… bows to them Your kindness shall be remembered…

Laurie: But now we're late!

Laurel: It's okay with me. I want to stay. My mom will understand…I hope.

Damian: I want to stay too… eyes the strange teens with curiosity

Vinnie: My Dad is gonna skin me alive. I've got to get to class, but then I'm already late.

Flora: You all worry to much…Now all of you hold hands please.

TJ: Why?

Drake: Just do it.

Brock: Fine. They all gather in a circle holding hands

Flora: Walks into their circle and kneels in the center, then shouts I am the keeper of the key to infinity! I am the holder of time, the protector of the time space gates! She stands and holds up the hourglass OPEN ETERNITY! She turns the hourglass over and lets three grains of silver sand fall to the others side 3 minutes… Suddenly the disappear

Eevin: bewildered Where did they go?

Flora: They went back in time my lord.

Eevin: annoyed Why do you keep calling me "Lord" It's not like I'm of that sort of value or ranking.

Flora: holds back her laughter Lord Eevin, you are being modest.

Katie: No one has noticed that she's awakened They're right you know. She stands up, but then sits back down feeling sick

Drake: It is nice to see you well, Amil.

Katie: Er, thank? What is this Amil you keep saying?

Eevin: supplies the answer…he has been pondering as to how Flora and Drake know it It's the mystic word for Mother.

Katie: Oh… pauses Am I really your mom?

Drake: points to Flora's cat ears Can't you tell? laughs Just kidding…

Flora: Oh, I almost forgot! This is for you, your higness! Hands Eevin a letter

Eevin: takes it

Drake: Don't read it just yet. Wait for the night when heavens rain touches the earth.

Katie: What does that mean? Flora hands Katie a crystal on a necklace And what's this? puts it on

Flora: I don't exactly know, but you- well the future you- told me that someone is coming from the future to try and stop it from happening. That's why we're here.

Drake: To aid you. We know the future enemies well.

Flora: So Amil…Lord Eevin, we are here for you.

Laurel and Damian are silently watching

Laurel: Heaven's rain…that sound so familiar.

Katie: It does doesn't it?

Damian: You two need a place to stay don't you?

Drake: We…

Flora: Yes, we will be here until heaven's rain touches the Earth.

Katie: Eevin, maybe you can… she's interrupted

Eevin: No…I…I walk alone. He can't tell them that his place is Katie's cause then it would reveal that he is Ping

Katie: Feels really sick Excuse me.. uses her strength to walk behind a tree an throw up… then comes back

Eevin: Are you okay?

Katie: Yes, fine.

Drake: Liar.

Damian: Yes, I agree. clears throat Liar.

Katie: Ok, so I feel sick, so what?

Eevin: That is no normal fever…

Laurel: How can you tell? Worried

Eevin: My Mother…

Laurel: Mother what?

Damian: she died of a strange illness, a magical illness.

Laurel: What is it?

Eevin: It was triggered by her empathy powers, but it continued because of some dark power. We didn't know what it was… He seems gloomier than usual Katie's illness…seems very similar.

Flora: Oh AMIL! I will make you chicken soup!

Eevin: I'm afraid that won't help.

Katie: Hey, I feel better! tries to cheer everyone up

Drake: Liar.

Katie: Ok, I won't even bother trying to cheer myself up! Like I really want to hear all this talk about my death!

Drake: You're not going to die…

Flora: How do you know that Drake! Mama is sick at home too! I think it's the same sickness!

Eevin: Do you know what it is??

Drake: She was poisoned by…

BOOM! A tall man with pale white skin, eyes with no pupils, no hair, in a black cloak appears. He is followed by many men and women dressed in black fighting suits..

Aku: Me? smiles at them Did you think you could beat me here Flora…Drake?

Drake: unsheathes a sword with spells cast upon it Stay back Aku!

Katie: Hey! Why are you picking on my kids huh?

Aku: You are ill…I don't have time for you. slaps her and she falls to the ground to weak to do anything about it I just love how I place a piece of my dark crystal into your blood! Soon you will die, and then your dead body will be my servant. Nowhere in all time will you escape me!

Eevin: you make her better now! Pulls out his sword

Aku: This guy is actually evil and scary! He's seriously creepy! Not like Crone. Oh boo hoo! You may not realize it yet because you are very powerful! But I've placed a shard of my black crystal into you too! You too will die!

Eevin: I don't believe you!

Aku: Believe it! You'll start feeling to soon.

Eevin: swings sword at Aku

Aku: easily blocks him

Damian: What kind of evil is strong enough to stop Eevin? shock and fear, lots of fear

Aku: Now, give me the girl!

Eevin: thinking he means Katie stands guard in front of her NEVER!

Aku: walks over blows Drake to the ground with some type of dark power Come to me Flora!

Flora: No!

Aku: Earth's pillar WILL be mine!

Eevin: The world shuts off around him as he flashes back to that fateful day..Eeva: Stay back! Crone: I will have Earth's pillar! NO! Not again! Flora! Turns to Drake and helps him up I don't know how Flora is the princess, but you have to save her! My sister had a…similar fate! Save her Drake, or the guilt will NEVER go away!

Drake: Flora, little sis!

Aku: uses some type of great power

Everything goes black and everyone wakes up later

Laurel: What just happened?

Drake: Flora!

Katie: Flora!

Eevin: Flora!

Flora: I'm here… coughs

Drake: You're safe! Goes back to being all attitude like You need to be more careful.

Flora: Someone's prayer it forced Aku to retreat.

Eevin: Eeva.

Drake: You all must know…Aku isn't human…he isn't mystic…he isn't silence…he is pure evil nothing more…just evil in a spirit form. He means to destroy everything. Those humans with him…

Katie: He had humans?

Drake: Yes…Humans that join the silence or evil like Aku, in our time are known as "The Fallen".

Katie: It looks like we have a little bit extra to deal with…

Chapter 19: Of Hidden feelings, inanimate objects, and the End of a long day

Later in the day, everyone is at home and Flora/Drake are staying with Katie. For everyone the candle is burning at both ends

Laurel and Damian's

Damian is watching TV and Shadow is guarding Laurel's door as usual. Laurel is sitting in her room on her bed, wrapped in a shimmering dark aqua-colored blanket

Laurel: ((Heaven's rain…what's it mean? And Earth's pillar…and Aku…)) shudders ((He seems to be worse than Crone and his eyes chill me to the bone. He must be really evil!)) Gets up and paces, leaving the blanket on her bed ((And the one I like is so…)) "Smile" comes on somewhere in the neighborhood and floats through the window ((So vain!)) She kneels on the floor and a tear rolls down her cheek (( I wish he knew how I felt. I wish he could love me back.)) She stifles the uncontrollable sobs that course through her ((But I can't make him feel what isn't there. And I can't change how I feel either.)) The floor is wet with her anguished tears ((I can't change what I feel deep down, but I can hide it, and I will. After I finish this crying. Oh, what am I doing? I have to stop crying now! Here I am, acting like a cool, crying when I should be happy, troubled when I should be carefree!)) half-heartedly laughs ((Look at me! I'm a train wreck! Oh, I've gotta stop crying!)) sighs very business like and gets up, opening the binds to let in what's left of the daylight ((Now, to make myself more presentable.)) opens the door and slips out, carefully to hide her tear stained face from Shadow

Shadow: What's up? concerned

Laurel: Nothing. glides into her bathroom and shuts the door behind her. She then gets a face towel and wets it, washing her face. Coming out of the bathroom, she puts a fake smile on her face

Shadow: You're sure?

Laurel: Duh!

Shadow: Something's wrong, I know it.

Laurel: "Romeo, Romeo where for art thou Romeo?"

Shadow: Why were you crying?

Laurel: I wasn't crying.

Shadow: Sure… doesn't believe her

Laurel: ((What would I usually do?)) thinks -I looked out the window and what did I see?

Shadow: You'll have to tell someone sooner or later.

Laurel: pretends she doesn't hear him -Popcorn popping on the apricot tree!

Shadow: It might as well be sooner.

Laurel: does actions to song Spring has brought me such a nice surprise.

Shadow: Laurel…

Laurel: Blossoms popping right before my eyes. I could take an armful and make a treat a popcorn ball that would smell so sweet…

Shadow: sighs

Laurel: It wasn't really so, but it seemed to me, popcorn popping on the apricot tree. She doesn't know what else to do so she goes back into her room, shutting the door just a bit to hard

Shadow: Why does he shut everyone out of her life when she needs them the most?

Laurel: I don't need you!

Shadow: Then why did fate choose me to be your guardian? Why was my prophecy partially about you?

Laurel: Go away!

Shadow: Even if I wanted to I couldn't fate has bound me here.

Laurel: Well, then you can leave me to my own devices! Fate has not chosen how you should act. You can do that! Peacock!

Shadow: Why am I a peacock?

Laurel: opens the door and plays part of a song to him Read between the lines!

Song: You're so vain! I'll bet you think this song is about you. You're so vain! I'll bet you think this song is about you. Don't you? Don't you? she closes her door with the song still playing

Shadow: sighs Whatever… A communicator crackles in Laurel's room, it's Ping

Ping: Crone's at the figure skating contest we need to stop him.

Laurel: That pansy! Thanks, Damian! Shadow! Let's go crush that jerk, Crone, before he crushes everyone at the figure skating contest!

Damian: Yes, let's go!

Shadow: ((PMS))

Laurel: ((I head that!)) Everyone gets their ice skates and coats and Damian teleports them to the skating contest

At the skating contest

Katie: Well, there he is. They've transformed

Crone: Darn! You had to come and ruin my fun!

Laurel: skates over to him on the ice with the rest That's what you call fun?

Laurie: Sadistic.

Lizzie: He's sadistic, but he's a pansy!

Katie: A pansy with thorns.

Vinnie: Pansies have thorns?

Damian: Allegorically speaking.

Ping: No we can't kill him yet. We need to find out where he's hidden Eeva. Do everything you can to keep him talking! After we find Eeva, and only after she's safe, can Crone die. But save some of him for Eevin. Eevin will avenge his sister!

Laurel: Joyous! sarcastic

Crone: So, you want to find Eeva do you?

Brock: You just now noticed?

Crone: You'll never find her!!!

Brock: Man, you're gonna get hurt! How dare you prank call my pizzeria! TJ and Vinnie exchange glances

Laurie: Notices TJ and Vinnie's behavior

Lizzie: Also notices I don't think Crone made any prank calls.

Crone: Actually, I didn't. And you shall be punished for accusing me falsely!

Flora: thinks aloud to herself The legendary Mystics were our age! They did silly things, too!

Crone: Who are you?

Drake: You don't need to know! All attitude

Laurel: I just figured something out! Even thought you're older than me, I'm older than you!

Damian: We are slow, aren't we?

Laurel: Oh, that's nice! They start pushing each other, then call their swords and fight

Ping: Break it up! Break it up! they push him away and fight harder They won't listen to me, but they'll listen to Eevin. disappears

Eevin: Quit it! Laurel and Damian pause and look at him then continue fighting STOP!!! again they freeze

Laurel: So, you came to fight. Finally!

Eevin: No, I came to break up your fight. So we could find Eeva! Laurel and Damian lower their swords

Damian: How?

Laurel: And when?

Eevin: By making Crone tells us. Now, you kids are so immature.

Laurel: What can I say? That's life.

Crone: Are we done yet?

Damian: throws his sword at him Yep!

Crone gets caught off guard and hit

Crone: Ouch! You'll never find your sister!

Laurel: Oh, really? You'll just have to tell us! closes her eyes and focuses

Crone: Draws a sword while pulling Damian's out Hah! Like I would!

Laurel: Her voice is deep and full of power You will reveal where Princess Eeva is! All are startled

Crone: Sh-she's in the dungeons of my castle!

Laurel: Which dungeons?

Crone: Regains his composure I'm not telling!

Damian: Oh you will! You will tell us!

Crone: Never!

Laurel: A green light shines through her forehead as a green jewel burns onto it You will not move her! We will find her!

Crone: Never! disappears

Eevin: So close! Well, at least we know the rough area. Katie skates over to him

Katie: Hey! Eevin turns toward her and smiles

Eevin: Greetings my lady the stars shine upon our meeting.

Laurel: Well, now that that's over with..

Vinnie: Food!

TJ: Wendy's is open late.

Lizzie: Let's go!

Laurie: Crone was such a wimp!

Damian: Like no other. They all skate off and go to Wendy's

Wendy's

Flora: Thoughtfully chews on a fry

Drake: Burps loudly

Flora: Drake! Be polite. Excuse him, Amil.

Laurel: Hey Drake! Let's have a burping contest!

Drake: What are you, sick?

Lizzie: burps

Laurie: laughs

Laurel: burps

Damian: burps

Shadow: What a change of demeanor.

Katie: burps Oh, excuse me! everyone looks at her, shocked It was an accident!

Vinnie: Burps the ABCs

TJ: Cool!

Ping: I'm surrounded by idiots!

Laurel: burps loudly

Lizzie: Yep yep!

To be continued….

Chapter 20: Mayonnaise and Beanbags

By: Vincenz A. Coello

Chapter One: More Sugar, Less Spice, and Certainly Nothing Nice!

In the Biology Lair

A strange man walks in and pastes a big Omnisoft logo on the wall.

Lizzy: so...

Laurie: Yeah...

Nick: Yup...

Brock: So what was with that whole...Shadow thing Laurel?

Laurel: Nothing, nothing

Damian: I hate Mondays.

Nick: I can't...like...think...on Mondays.

Flora and Drake: I'm bored

McMurry: Yawn Yawn.

TJ: Appears out of nowhere, bright eyed and bushy tailed Are your lunches kinda dull sometimes?!?

Vinnie: Appears with a big happy smile nearby holding a large box of candy Then you need CANDY! Candy makes things livelier.

TJ: LIVLIER!

Vinnie: MUCH LIVLIER!

Nick: Hey what is this stuff?

Random guy Nick brought with him: I don't know man! Let's smoke it!

Nick: Yay!

Super Magical Sixties Magic Candy Powers! the Biology lair suddenly turns into a sixties bar! (OMG! 0 )

Brock: Oh no! I'm surrounded by to many idiots on sugar!

Laurel: Candy!

McMurry: looks like a disco stud Ahh! What happened to my room?! It's full of peace signs and sixties memorabilia!

Lizzy: Isn't it awesome! freaky laugh number seven you should feel right at home!

McMurry: I was born in the seventies!

Lizzy: Sixties, seventies, same diff!

Brock: Lunatic multiplied by sugar

Laurie: Divided by pie

Brock: Plus sixty-nine

Laurie: Divided by seven

Brock: Multiplied by Avogadro's number equals

Laurel: ME! Looks cute

Laurel's Schizophrenic Double: NO! Me! Looks cuter

Laurel's Third Schizophrenic Double: No! You're both wrong! It's me! looks cuterer

Laurel: No its not!

Microwave: No I'm cooler!

Laurel: No you're not!

Microwave: ya huh!

Laurel: nu uh!

Laurel #2: Nu Uh!

Microwave: YA HUH!

Katie: She's fighting with inanimate objects again

Nick: I can see...like...my thoughts man...

Katie: pokes Nick Hello Nick!

Nick: Eep! trips on his tail and falls under a table I'm okay!

Laurie: giggles too much candy, Nick?

Nick: you can never have enough caffeine huggles his coffee thermos I wuv you coffee!

Brock: Oh crap I'm late for my new job! runs off

TJ/Vinnie: Prank call time! they run off

Another strange man hangs an Omnisoft sign on McMurry's door. McMurry comes out with his smashy-smashy broom

McMurry: Shoo! Shoo! pokes the strange man with the broom

Strange man: Hisses like a cat

McMurry: Go on! Get out of my room! hits the strange man with the broom

Strange man: hisses and runs out of the room on all fours

McMurry: Stupid cats!

Ping: Hey!

McMurry: I stand by my words!

Ping: hisses at McMurry

McMurry: Oh! You did not just go there.

Ping: Oh yes I did!

McMurry: Girl! You better watch yo self!

Ping: Bring it!

McMurry: it's already been brought! ties a bottle rocket to Ping and lights it

Ping: Er! Uh oh! I have no regrets! ZOOM!

McMurry: goes back into his office to watch Tom and Jerry cartoons Oh! That mouse cracks me up!

In the hallway

Ping: Ahh! Kaboom!

Omnisoft technical support line: Your call is important to us, please wait while we ignore it stupid music plays
TJ: I love this song!

Vinnie: shh! I got someone!

Brock: picks up Varesita! This is Brock with Omnisoft technical support and fine Italian quizine, how can I help you comrade?

???: talks in a really geeky accent Like, oh my god, my name is Rodney, I've called to lodge a complaint.

Brock: okay, what seems to be the problem?

Rodney: Your PC does not work to my standards!

Brock: um, is there a problem with it?

Rodney: My PC's are always teh 7331 over clocked kind! Your PC rejected my software and does not allow me to open the hard drive to make it run at three million RPMS per minute!

Brock: That's internal design, our PC's aren't meant for such modifications

Rodney: whiny But I bought your PC so I should be able to do what I want with it! If you don't let me mod my computer, I'ma, I'ma get my lawyer father and he'll teh sue you! He'll pwn you you noob!

Brock: um, I can transfer you to our legal department...

Rodney: no you noob! I called you, you noob! Now fix my computer

Brock: er...I don't really know what's wrong with it.

Rodney: Ha ha ha you are teh stupid!

Brock: ugh! Your voice hurts my ears!

Rodney: sexy voice my floppy drive is also much to floppy.

Brock: ew! transfers Rodney's call to the legal department

Guy: Hello this is Bubba the Lawyer!

Rodney: girly scream and hangs up

Vinnie: Never mess with a lawyer named Bubba!

TJ: wise words.

Ping: walks up wearing Omnisoft stickers Hey can one of you pull these off me?

Vinnie: What happened to you? pulls the stickers off

Ping: an Omnisoft sales representative ambushed me.

TJ: Hehe pwn'd!

Ping: hush you!

Vinnie: There's something about that Omnisoft that I don't trust.

Vinnie: Plays in a sandbox innocently

TJ: Pokes Vinnie Hiya!

Vinnie: Hi! Wanta buiwd a sand castle!?

TJ: Shhure! How do we build it?

Vinnie: Well, Dere's thwee ways to do stuff in 'dis world. The wight way, the wong way, and the Vinnie way.

TJ: Wha's the Vinnie way?

Vinnie: Issa stupid way! Just fasta!

TJ: Yay!

Omnisoft sales person: coughs hey kid you wanna buy a dead body?

Vinnie: shakes his fist and thinks hard but what could it be?!

TJ: maybe it's because everyone they employ is creepy

Vinnie: But didn't they employ Brock?

TJ: well he hangs out with us doesn't he? ( . ;)

Vinnie: That's true

Demented Fanboy: OH MY GAWD!

Ping: oh what now? They just got the last sticker off of me!

Demented Fanboy 2: OH MY GAWD!

TJ: Oh no!

Demented Fanboy: It's the funny duck boy!

Demented Fanboy 2: I love you!

Vinnie: Eww!

Demented Fanboy: And there's the tag along mouse guy too!

Demented Fanboy 2: He's the coolest!

Demented Fanboy: He's sexy!

TJ: Ahh!

Ping: Ha-ha! Your fans suck!

Vinnie: Shut up! At least we're not Katie-Chan's love toy!

Ping: Yipe! blushes How the hell did you know that?!

TJ: Oh come on, you are so obviously Eevin.

Demented Fanboy 3: Ahem! Oh Ping!

Ping: blink Ahh!

TJ: pulls out the KoKo McQueen binder Quoth Lizzy, "My gosh, I have fan boys!"

Ping: Should we run yet?

Vinnie: No, we should have run five minutes ago.

Demented Fanboy: Yoo-hoo!

TJ: Should we run left or right?

Ping: I really don't care

Vinnie: I say left. I'm left handed!

Ping: then let's go for god sakes!

TJ: Age before beauty!

Vinnie: Yes, Eevin, you first.

Ping: Don't call me that! ( . )

Ping runs down the hall and TJ and Vinnie run with him they finally duck into a janitors closet and lock the door from the inside

Vinnie: Damn.

TJ: Were there any girls in that entire group?

Ping: Some of them were girls ((I hope))

Vinnie: Well, we need to get some female fans then!

Ping: Yus!

Vinnie: We must do something so astronomically sexy that women from across the world will scream "Oh Vinnie, Vinnie do me, please!"

TJ: We must smash something!

Ping: damn it I have Omnisoft stickers all over my tail again!

Vinnie: pricks the stickers out of Ping's tail what's with those freaky Omnisoft people?

TJ: Why don't we smash Omnisoft? That will make ladies love us!

Vinnie: There's an idea! I have a friend in the cafeteria that has a friend near the Omnisoft building that can get us in!

Ping: Let's go then! They run out of the closet and towards the cafeteria

Back in the Biology Lair

Katie: So I was eating a box of incense and then this mutant book popped up and gave me a cigar!

Laurel: You must romance'a de microwave.

Katie: Cheese that has wax, that's damn good cheese!

Lizzy: How long has Laurel been stroking the microwave?

Laurie: You act like there's a time she wasn't stroking it.

Nick: Caffeine overdoses are not pretty.

Flora: Harry potter Harry potter Katie's hot but Harry's hotter!

Katie: what?!

Drake/Flora: We're bored! they poke Katie Amil do something funny!

Katie: Aye! What do you want me to do?!

Drake: Do a dance!

Flora: Do a dance Amil! (.)

Katie: Ack does a little jig Happy?

Drake/Flora: Not really ( P)

Katie: Amil is tired!

Drake/Flora: Aww!

Flora: let's go bother that kitty person!

Drake: okeday! they run out the door

McMurry: Look what I've got!! Waves around the LOTR DVD

All: YAY!

McMurry: Laurel! Don't touch my microwave!

Laurel: Aww! makes a little note that says, 'I touched this' and sticks it to the microwave De adieu, Mon chere!

McMurry: Puts the LOTR DVD in the DVD player and plays the movie

Sam: Oh Mr. Frodo! We must get the one ring to the fires of mount doom!

Subliminal Advertising: A three second long interval shows up between frames where a fat man will slowly say SMOKE in a very noticeable fashion

Frodo: Sauron's eye is distracted for the moment, we must hurry!

Subliminal Advertising: SMOKE

Sam: I love you Mr. Frodo!

Frodo: Not now Sam!

Subliminal Advertising: Ya smoking yet?!

suddenly out of the bottom left of Frodo's foot comes

Good Insight: Hi!

Frodo: hiya!

Sam: Bless me little hobbit feet Mr. Frodo, its Good Insight!

Frodo: He must be here to help our journey!

Good Insight: I ed your dad! (D)

Sam: and how!

Katie: Ahh! They ruined the movie!

Nick: why do I suddenly want to smoke now?

Laurie: Who would have done such a thing?!

McMurry: Omnisoft! Omnisoft is to blame for producing this movie!

Katie: dark voice they will all pay

McMurry: Can I come too? I brought my super biology suit! pulls out a large dorky biology themed super suit

Lizzy: um

Nick: err!

Damian: Mr. McMurry, you'd just slow us down, unfortunately

Laurel: yeah! Really slow!

McMurry: Oh...I see puts away his dorky suit ( . ;;)

Katie: it's a teenager thing!

Secret force gets into their super suits

Lizzy: Let's go kick some butt!

They run out of the room

In the Cafeteria

Garret: I TOLD YOU WE DON'T HAVE THAT!

Vinnie: But I heart Chex Mix!

Garret: Hey Vinnie!

Vinnie: Hi!

Ping: Mr. Barmore, we need you to get us into the Omnisoft building so that we can destroy our fan following of weirdoes.

TJ: they're weirder than I am!

Garret: wow, that's screwy

Vinnie: anyways, I was on the internet last night and figured out that Traci owns a little building on the Omnisoft lot.

TJ: How did you figure out that we were going to invade the Omnisoft building last night?

Garret: Yeah! If you just decided you were going to do something now, how did you find out about it then?

Vinnie: Simple! I used the script! pulls out his script and reads "Ravi: Baka! hits Vinnie Put that away you idiot!"

Ravi: Baka! hits Vinnie Put that away you idiot!

Vinnie: ow!

Garret: Oh no! There are two Vinnies now!

Ping: There goes the neighborhood

TJ: Now I'm twice as confused

Ravi: Fear my confusion powers! leaves

Ping: ...Meow

Vinnie: quack...

Garret: Hold on, let me get into my super outfit! changes into a suit with the letters PMS on it There! I am prepared!

TJ: PMS?

Vinnie: What does that stand for?

Garret: Hey Vinnie! Want to play a game with me?!

Vinnie: ho boy, its that time of the month again...

Garret: You're winning! STOP WINNING!

Vinnie: So I wasted more of my life on video games than you did!

Garret: you suck!

five seconds later

Garret: I'm sorry for yelling at you Vinnie

Vinnie: I win again!

Garret: GOD DAMN IT!

Garret: It denotes Phonics Man! Super!

Ping: Super Phonics Man?

Garret: No, as you perceived it, Phonics Man Super!

TJ: What's your superpower?

Garret: I lecture citizens about phonics!

Vinnie: Phonics?! PHONICS?! What kind of power is that?! You dun make no sense!

Garret: I think you meant, you don't make any sense. That's common grammar! You should know that by now!

Vinnie: sweat drops bu-!

Garret: Puts a dunce cap on Vinnie There, that's more fitting.

Ping: This guy rocks! Phonics powers are so mega-cool!

Garret: Why thank you!

Vinnie: How come you didn't correct his grammar!

Garret: because he's a cat and you're a duck.

Vinnie: there's a difference?!

Garret: YES THERE'S A DIFFERENCE!

TJ: Squeak! We better get goin!

they run off
Kid: HEY! WHERE'S MY HAPPY MEAL!?

In the back of Vinnie's El Camino Duck Car

Flora: looks out from under the seat at Ping who naps peacefully in the back seat considering who is driving the car. There's our target

Vinnie: GET OUT OF MY WAY! I'M DRIVING!

TJ: Hit pedestrians! They're worth double points!

Garret: Hit that one! Hit that one!

Drake: Heh, get him sis!

Flora: summons a little ball of water above Ping and drops it on him

Ping: Eek! Rawr! jumps into the front seat and tries to eat TJ

Garret: Ahh! Crazy kitty!

Vinnie: Ahh! Crashes into the back of a pillow truck Um, I think we're here.

Ping: Fluffs up twice his size Argh! I hate it when I get wet!

Flora/Drake: Hehe!

Garret: reads the sign on the building Traci's Laundromat, that gives the impression of a simplistic organization.

TJ: What he said! ((Stupid smart people, think they're so smart . ))

Vinnie: Well, lets go in!

They run out of the car and into the building

Traci: Hello! Welcome to my Laundromat! Would you like a tour?

Garret: Not right now, we need to get to the Omnisoft building next door.

Traci: I'm sorry, I cannot allow you to see the Omnisoft building because it is in my contract with them that I am to allow no one behind their fences.

Vinnie: hey! Does your tour go by the super secret Omnisoft door?

Traci: Yes it does!

Ping: licks his fluff we'll go on the tour then.

Three hours later

Traci: And this is laundry processing unit number four! It was installed at the same time as units number two and three but not number one!

Vinnie: Holds the snoozing Ping as the tour continues

Garret: whispers God will she ever stop talking?

Traci: And this is the super secret entrance to the Omnisoft Technology Lairs!

TJ: Can we see what's behind the door?!

Traci: of course not! You're not done with the tour yet!

Vinnie: Looks down at TJ and wakes Ping up Do your worst!

TJ: My pleasure!

Five minutes later

Traci: is tied up and locked in a washing machine

Garret: that was amazing...

Vinnie: You must be some kind of alchemist or something (o.o;;)

TJ: That I am (.)

Ping: come on, we have to get inside the Omnisoft building!

They run through the door to the serene Omnisoft Office grounds.

Garret: Whoa! Check out that door guard!

Ping: is that a...Is that a furby?!

Furby: Fe fi fo fum! He-he-he

Vinnie: It's a giant mutated furby-monster!

Ping: Ahh! fluffs up again Furbys scare the crap out of me!

TJ: How do we get around it?

Garret: I have an idea!

Five minutes later

Vinnie and Garret approach the furby wearing outback farmer's clothing

Furby: Oooo! Halt! Who goes there!

Garret: Howdy! I'm Billy-Bob and this is my brother Billy-Joe

Vinnie: Howdy!

Garret: We're from the fine state of Texas

Vinnie: fine state!

Garret: and we're here as senators to see the president of your company

Furby: I'm going to eat you!

Vinnie: Yerp!

Garret: Yerp!

Vinnie: whispers Hey short his circuits with Bush Jargon!

Garret: We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end!

Vinnie: Yerp!

Garret: September eleventh

Furby: My apologies Mister President, go right in!

Ping and TJ walk in with Vinnie and Phonics Man

In Katie's car

Lizzy: Oh! Run that motorcyclist over!

Katie: They're to fast!

Bump

Katie: never mind!

Nick: Katie, Katie, Katie of the iron jungle

Laurie: LOOK OUT FOR THAT TREE!

CRASH

Damian: what did we hit?

Katie: Its okay, we hit an El Camino! Nobody will care about that!

Laurel: we're here!

The hop out of the car and Lizzy turns into a dragon and stomps on the fence

Lizzy: turns back to normal Lets play follow the leader!

Laurel: Yay!

Katie: Okay!

Nick/Damian: Follow...the leader?

Laurie: Yes! gets Nick and Damian in a line behind Laurel, Katie, and Lizzy.

Lizzy: Forward! marches through the fence. They circumvent the pond a few trees and finally STOP! She stops dead center and everyone behind her smashes into her then is repelled backwards Oh my god! It's a big Poke'mon! points at the Furby

Katie: Ahh! It's a furby! Those things creep me out!

Lizzy: Furby? But that's a Shichu!

Furby: He-he-he

Nick: That's clearly a furby...

Laurel: She's obsessed with Pokemon

Lizzy: SHICHU YOU SHALL BE MINE! blitzes the furby

Furby: Oh nooo!

Laurie: Shizza! Starts the Furby on fire

Lizzy: eats half of the furby...not in dragon form... Que demented laugh number 2

Furby: burns slowly He-he-he!

Nick: okay you can't tell me that wasn't creepy!

Damian: you get used to it.

Lizzy: Mmm! fluffy!

Katie: Hurry! I want slow and evil revenge ( D) for that crappy movie experience!

They run into the Omnisoft building

Inside the Omnisoft building

Vinnie: smashes the elevator thinger with a sledge hammer this should get us chicks for sure! Quack!

TJ: smashes a fire extinguisher Yep yep! Squeak!

Garret: I've got a better idea, why don't we go up to the office on the roof and smash stuff there!

Ping: You might get a shot at Gill Bates!

Vinnie: No way! Really?!

TJ: Hurrah! Lets go they run into an elevator and it closes behind them

Flora and Drake run into the Foyer

Drake: where did they go?!

Flora: They went up!

Drake: There's no time to lose! Ping is losing his fluffiness!

Flora: Giggles Yes, we must make the kitty fluffy!

They teleport upwards in the building

Nick walks in nonchalantly, dressed in a black trench coat that he didn't seem to have before

Que TOTAL MATRIX RIPOFF!

Nick: walks through the metal detectors

BING BING BING!

Guard: Please place all metallic objects in the tray Nick opens his jacket Holy !

Nick: trips the guard with his tail and draws two potato guns shooting the guards to either side with hardened spud

Guard 2: draws his nickel plated .44 revolver and points it at Nick

Laurie: walks in wearing a tight black dress comparable to Nick's and chucks pop tarts at the guard, knocking him out

Nick: Just in time.

Lizzy: walks in behind them, wearing her usual black and red clothing and they proceed deeper into the foyer

???: Dragons! I shall stop your advance for god!

Laurie: What?

in front of them appears St. George! (Dun dun dun)

Nick: ...Oh my god!

Laurie: Eek!

Georgie: draws his mighty bastard sword Stand and face me demons for I shall send thee back to whence thy came!

Lizzy: demented laugh 5 Oh he's so puny!

Laurie: (o.O) Oro?

Lizzy: well look at him! morphs to her dragon form and cracks through the roof of the foyer into the second floor

Second floor office worker: blink

Georgie: er! pokes Lizzy with his sword Die?

Nick: Oh! I'm suddenly very hungry devious smile

Laurie: Shall we pay back our forefathers Nick?

Nick: Lets! They change into their dragon forms

George: MEEP!

Katie, Laurel, and Damian run in to the sounds of munching

Katie: EW! What happened to his head!

Laurel: EW!

Lizzy: hey share a bit with me why doncha!

Damian: Are we the only humans in the whole group?

Laurel: mew! ( D)

Katie: Well there's that geeky dude who works in the cafeteria and sings weird songs

Damian: You don't mean!

Announcer: Today on the Übergeek show the mighty geek master fights his toughest opponent yet.

Garret: Rawr! Grr!

Announcer: The Rainbow Bigfoot!

RB: Rawr!

Garret: Grr! uses laser breath on Rainbow Bigfoot

RB: Argh! Eat Rainbow Cakes! throws said cakes at garret

Garret: Mmm blueberry, with ham!

Nick: Yummy!

Lizzy: belches 'scuse me!

Laurie: We're ready to move on!

Laurel: Great!

they all run to the elevator and press the up button. In their wake they leave five dead guards one bloody mess and a small pile of rainbow cakes. To the right a potato peels off the wall

At the top floor

Vinnie: Runs out Alright! Now let's go smash the president of Omnisoft!

Garret: Oh no

Coffee Bean: wobbles I am the all knowing coffee bean, killer of sleep, bringer of legal stimulants!

TJ: Oh no! How are we supposed to beat that!?

Vinnie: shoots arrows at the coffee bean Die! The coffee bean continues with the arrows in him like the terminator

Ping: We've met our match! Gets splattered with a ball of water again and becomes a fluffy mess ARGH!

Flora: Direct hit!

Drake: Buahaha, Us 2, Ping 0!

Ping: I'll get you two!

CB: I am unbeatable!

DING. The rest of the group runs out of a separate elevator
Nick: Holy crap!

Laurel: Mon chere!

CB: No that was my brother Phil!

Laurel: oh! Screw you then!

Nick: Stand back! pulls out his PDA and presses a few buttons, making a large coffee grinder pop out I shall handle this ALONE! Laurie starts the coffee bean on fire Ani!

Laurie: Sorry! I like roasted coffee beans!

Nick: oh! Touché attacks the coffee bean and doth makes him into coffee for the group

Group: Yay!

Crone: drives by in a rocket car ARGH! You went too far! Back up the car makes a beeping back up noise as he pulls up to them

Damian: Crone! How did I know you'd be behind all of this!

Crone: Oh! Come on! I got my telemarketers to call during dinner, how do you think I'm not involved?! Speaking of which! Brock gets out of the driver's seat of the car Behold! The latest addition to my powerful armies!

Group: BROCK?!

TJ: Bu' we thought you were a good guy!

Brock: steps up and begins singing a touchy feely song at the highest octave he can muster

Why can't anyone

Get my character right?

I'm not really that hard

I like to kill and fight!

But people can't seem to see that these days

So I have to kill you all!

And tear your dreams in two!

I really hate you guys

You suck so very much

'Cause you get on sugar

And drive me from here to Korsk

But that's all about to change when I finish up my job

Your bones all in my soup

And you hair all in my Borsk!

I really hate Katie

'Cause she ruined me

Took away my hopes and dreams

Of all the love I'd hope to see

But that doesn't matter anymore

I have to kill you all

'Cause you can't heal the hole in my heart!

grabs Ping with his stretchy metal hand and shoves him in a cage under magical protection

Katie: My kitty!

Vinnie/TJ: Druggy kitty!

Flora/Drake: Fluffy kitty!

Crone: I will destroy all of you by capturing and slaughtering the strongest of all the mystics in his weakest form and traveling to a space station hundreds of miles above earth where I will turn him over to the mighty Aku who will resurrect him as a fighter for his fallen angels which will seal a deal between our factions as allies who's combined power will give us enough strength to forever banish the mystics and their heavenly powers of good which destroy us time and time again to the fiery depths of Aku's Underworld! Oah!

Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha lighting strikes in the background

Ping: I'm not Eevin!

Crone: Oh you SO are Eevin!

Ravi: Hold on! Stop everything! That's not in the script!

Crone: pulls out a script entitled The Story of How the Sexy Crone Destroys the Ugly Mystics

Authorship Powers: New Title

The Story of How the Sexy Crone Destroys the Ugly Mystics

Ravi: Argh! What are you doing!

Vinnie: Ahh! He's writing in second person again!

Garret: girly screams Two Vinnies!

Lizzy: We're all gonna DIE!

Group: Ahh!

Ravi: Crone! You weren't supposed to know who Ping was until five stories after mine!

Laurie: erases Katie's memory of hearing anything about Ping's next form

Ravi: That'll work

Katie: Where am I?!

Ravi: Don't look now! You're G.I. Joe fighting commies in Vietnam!

Katie: What?! Gets all-paranoid there's jerries all around me!

Laurel: Snap out of it Makes Katie go out of G. I. Joe mode.

Katie: b-but I must kill cobra commander!

Lizzy: Enough already! Punts Ravi into the next story

Crone: Wow, I wonder if Bill Cosby can really do that with his eyes. looks up from his mini TV Oh! Driver! Let's ride! Enjoy my gift to you while trying to reach the shuttle on time!hops in the rocket car and Brock rockets off into a hallway. A loud crash is heard and a tire rolls out of the hallway God damn it! Can't anyone drive in this story!?

Laurel: ...

TJ: My brain hurts

Garret: what was his gift?

Michael Jackson: oohoo! crotch thrusts

Group: Ahh!

Damian: Michael Jackson is part of the Silence?!

Laurie: With a hairstyle that stupid how could he not be in the Silence?

TJ: checks wait this wasn't a part of the script either!

Vinnie: But it should be! Ravi doesn't usually take things out of the storyline...

Lizzy: Um...I kinda punted him into the next chapter...

Nick: but wait, if Ravi isn't around to write the script, then whose writing it!?

Crone: talks to his teddy bear Oh! What if they were to battle a large figurine of me Mister Binky? Ding! OH ! My shrinky-dinks are done!

Group: Oh no!

Michael Jackson: I challenge all you to a game of Mosh Mosh Revolution! ((Especially Flora and Drake))

Katie: steps in front of the kids I'm game!

TJ: You goin down son!

breaks out ye olde rhyming dictionary

The lights come up on a big stage surrounded by spectators from the Omnisoft Building. Nick walks up onto a higher platform and sets a record on the turntable. A slow 4/4-techno beat comes up and Michael Jackson along with Laurel walk into their places on the stage. A large screen comes down and Nick gets on the Mic

Nick: Welcome to Mosh Mosh Revolution! Are you ready?!

Laurel: pets the machine you must romance' a de toaster!

Nick: Laurel!

Laurel: huh!? What?!

Nick: Your song!

Laurel: Oh yeah!

Laurel: hops up and starts out

This here's the lunatic song

It's not that hard so sing along!

Some people tell me I'm crazed,

They say all I do is romance things on the wrong prong!

It's easy for things to get hazy

While you're dallying about town

But don't go getting lazy

Or people will tell you you're-

TJ:

OH SO CWAZY!

Laurel:

Watch out when others are busy!

They'll take you away and call you dizzy!

But you can just slap them like kings

Cause you da whizzy type, fo shizzy!

bows

Lizzy, take it away!

Lizzy: hops onto the dance floor and Laurel runs off

Have you ever felt like you were different?

That's me right there!

I'm not like the other girls

I hang out with wier-dos

And laugh till the sausage curls!

And I can turn a shield like the pros!

Fanboy's hearts I set aglow

Although they get closer than I see fit!

But I'll just punt them faster than you'd know

TJ:

She's so weak though!

PUNT

OW!

Lizzy:

I aughta drop something weighty on you!

Katie! Keep the beat goin, I gotta kill that mouse!

runs off after TJ

Katie: hops on the pad and dances like a geek

Um!

Who are these kids that call me Amil!

They follow me wherever I go,

And cry while the milk spills!

What am I s'possed to do?!

What did I make in the future to deserve this!

Did I create bounced checks?

TJ:

Three letters! XXX! (XD)

Smash

OW!

Katie:

My act is getting ill

So I'll let the one with the bill take over

runs off the stage

Vinnie and TJ run on stage along with a bunch of hamsters carrying mini instruments

TJ:

This is a song about PING!

starts playing music, Vinnie quacks and begins singing

Vinnie:

There's a face that stands out a little more

It's always there, smiling from its red cap

Through the days I spend alone

Sheeeeeeeesss always there!

You're my fungus, baby!

Chorus:

Ping! (Ping!) You're my fungus baby!

You never ask for seconds, you never cry when I'm not there

Ping! (Ping!) You're my fungus baby!

You always make my day and all I gotta do is MUNCH and you just go away!

Vinnie:

"Oh the places you'll go,

And the things you'll see"

That's what my muver would tell me!

But I don't need a ticket to get where I gotta go

'Cause you're always growing on my window!

You're my fungus, baby!

Chorus:

Ping! (PING!) You're my fungus, baby!

You're always there, and you never tell me "no!"

Ping! (PING!) You're my fungus, baby!

You always make my day and all I gotta do is MUNCH and you just go away!

Vinnie:

I want you, I need you!

You make the stupid world disappear!

Everybody becomes a blur past all fear!

They make you in Peru!

Garret:

If you're not careful you'll turn your gills blue!

Vinnie:

You're my fungus, baby!

Break it down now!

SUPER HAM-HAM HAPPY SITAR SOLO!

Chorus:

Ping! (PING!) You're my fungus, baby!

All you ever do is grow my dreams

Ping! (PING!) You're my fungus, baby!

You always make my day and all I gotta do is MUNCH and you just go away!

big drum roll ending

Vinnie: Does the splits OW!

TJ: ah, that'll have to do for the big ending!

Michael Jackson: I'm still here! moonwalks I'm still cool!

Drake/Flora: Run on the stage carrying large mallets and tear Michael Jackson to pieces with them

Nick: woo! That was great!

Laurie: See you in hell Michael Jackson!

On the space shuttle

Ping: Writes the story while Crone does shrinky dinks and so, having defeated the evil Michael Jackson, the Mystics stowed away on the space shuttle where the evil Crone couldn't see them. The next battle lay just ahead for them!

Crone: HOLY CRAP! THEY'RE TINY!

Announcer: Tune in next Monday to see the THRILLING conclusion to Mayonnaise and Beanbags titled "Noon at night!" It's sure to have laughs!

Crone: I get to pet my pussy!

Tears!

Katie: Cries I must kill Cobra Commander!

Excitement!

TJ: Wheee!

Chills!

Group: Ahh! A PENCIL SHARPENER!

Vinnie: God save us!

And the disputed fate of Ping Cat! Will Aku have his way with him, or will the Mystics arrive in time to save themselves? Only then will the answer be revealed to you!

I'm no angel

Don't look at me now

It's all behind me now

Don't try to save me

With Love,

Midnight

Chapter Two: Noon at Night

Big Space Dock

The mystics run off the dock of the space shuttle

Lizzy: floats up what the heck!

Laurie: Woah! Zero gravity!

Laurel: floats through the lack of gravity like a fish Wheee

Nick: Trippy! floats listlessly

Lizzy: bumps into Katie

Katie: eek! drifts to the side

Damian: bumps into the other side of Katie

Katie: Ack! drifts the other way

Lizzy: yells She's buoyant!

Katie: Wait! Wait! Use someone lighter than I am, they'd be more buoyant!

Laurie: A lighter person would be easier to throw around glances at Vinnie and TJ

Vinnie: what!?

Lizzy: Nothing Shifty eyes

Laurel: Grabs Vinnie Got him!

TJ: Hangs on to Vinnie's wing Eek!

Nick: Let's play Vinnie ball!

Laurie: Yay! grabs Vinnie and TJ and punts them up into the loading bay

Vinnie: Eiiiii! drifts up then a short gravitational pull pulls him back toward the bay floor.
Laurel: don't let him touch the ground!

Lizzy: floats over and punts Vinnie back into the air

Nick: OH! Dives forward, falling through the zero gravity as if he were in slow motion and barely hits Vinnie back into the air

TJ: ahh!

Damian: I got it! spikes Vinnie straight up

Vinnie: (OvO) suddenly the gravity in the dock turns on. He floats there a second and falls with a clunk to the metal floor OW!

Garret: waves from the gravity switch sorry, couldn't help myself!

Katie: So, what do we do now?

Laurie: I think we should look for Ping

Katie: Oh yeah! My kitty!

Vinnie: (v.v) Ow, I think I landed on my keys!

TJ: I landed on something feathery

Vinnie: (v.v) Lucky you. Hey can we get this over with? MacGyver is on in an hour!

Laurel: Oh my god! MacGyver is on in an hour?!

TJ: Yeah!

Laurel: Who's MacGyver?

Vinnie/TJ: You don't know MacGyver?!

Vinnie: MacGyver makes machine guns out of potatoes and light bulbs!

Crone: runs into an airlock followed by Brock who carries Ping in a kitty cage you'll never take me alive! Buahahahahaahah! locks the airlock from the other side

Katie: My kitty!

Garret: Quick Nick! Use your magical PDA to bypass the airlock!

Nick: it doesn't do that!

Garret: then use it to find a way around the airlock!

Nick: There's a map for that?!

TJ: grabs Nick's PDA I'll do it! presses buttons on the PDA and makes a hamburger pop out (o.O) woah!

Lizzy: Hamburger! snarfs the burger

Nick: NO! I was saving that! cries MY BUUUUURGGGGEEERRR NOOOOOOO!

Laurie: (p) Drama queen!

Nick: (p) Whachu talking bout Laurie!?

TJ: pounds the buttons its not working! Smash why isn't smash it working?!

Vinnie: Here I'll do it! Takes the PDA and surfs around the Internet Ding ding ding!

Garret: you found it?

Vinnie: you can find anything on the Internet!

Vinnie: surfs around the internet

……..

Vinnie: So there are my keys... pokes the screen MINE!

Lizzy: so what do we do?

Vinnie: walks up to a keypad and pushes buttons and suddenly the airlock unlocks! Presto

TJ: Magnificat!

Drake/Flora: Grab Katie's arm come on Amil! We have to show you something!

Katie: Eek! is dragged away go on without me!

Laurie: Okay!

Lizzy: We'll meet up with you later!

Nick: Are we all ready?

Mystics: Yep! Let's go! They run through the airlock

A narrow three way hallway

A few demon wraiths stare down Crone's hair people and Brock. A short girl stands behind them wielding an unholy wand and wearing an old tattered cloak

Girl: Crone, Aku is changing the deal, he wants the cat alive.

Ping: (.;;) I'd like to live!

Crone: No Midnight! Aku will have to live up to the deal as he made it. I kill the cat he gets the cat.

Midnight: We need the cat alive though you clutz!

Ping: Let her take me! You smell funny!

Crone: steps back behind his hair people and Brock Kill her! Kill them all!

Hair People: are quickly butchered by the Wraiths' powerful scythes

Crone: screams like a little girl and runs towards a separate airlock

Brock: Hey! Don't leave me here all alone! slices the head off one of the Wraiths, the girl summons another one. It's at this point the Mystics run in

Midnight: Points her wand at the mystics don't get involved with this! It's none of your business!

Ping: Eek! Katie help me! Crone runs through a separate airlock

Brock: wait for me! Knocks back a wraith and runs into the airlock after Crone

Midnight: I'll get you yet... opens a portal and hops through with her remaining wraith

Lizzy: there's something very weird going on here...

Laurie: it's like we're in the middle of a war.

Vinnie: That's screwy! So they're going to be fighting over OUR cat?!

Garret: WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?!

Announcer: Welcome to the Vinnie and Garret comedy Tour De France!

Garret: So, airplane food!

Vinnie: WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?! What about shoe laces?!

Garret: WHATS UP WITH THAT?! Taxes!

Vinnie: WHATS UP WITH THAT?! Discrimination! NEVADA!

Both: WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?!

What's up wit dat?!

What's up wit dat?!

What's up wit dat?!

Politics! Speakers! Lamps! Candia! Female drivers! France! The Army! Jerry Seinfeld! France!

What's up wit dat?!

What's up wit dat?!

What's up wit dat?!

Announcer: And that concludes the Vinnie and Garret comedy Tour De France!

Laurel: Well, let's keep goin then.

Nick: Hacks the lock on the lock on the airlock and he sighs Oh, this story is full of so many plot holes it's not funny

Laurie: ( . ) hello! It's us! We're walking talking plot holes!

TJ: Let me demonstrate! pulls off a nearby ceiling vent to reveal TRACI

Traci: eek! falls into another conveniently placed hole

Lizzy: Aww... Poor Traci...

Nick: done! opens the airlock and the mystics run through

In Crone's Office

Crone: runs in and puts down Ping's cage, drawing his script That's not supposed to be there!

Ravi: suddenly appears behind Crone You!

Crone: YOU!

Ping: DuckBoy!

Ravi: Give me my story back!

Crone: No way feather duster!

Ravi: RAWR! runs up and they get into a slap fight

Ping: (o.o;;) ((What a girly way of fighting . )) Um! Go Ravi! You can kick his butt!

Crone: Shoves Ravi downHah! You're pathetic!

Ravi: I SUMMON THE POWER OF THE ALMIGHTY SPORK GOD!

Crone/Ping: (O.O!!)

Really serious action movie voice

The ancient people thought they could seal away the mighty power of the Spork god. They were wrong...the planets slowly come into alignment and super holy magic powers build up to create a solid beam of pure energy which blows up Mars. And from this planet's rubble comes a utensil...of pure might...

Ravi: a small plastic Spork falls into Ravi's hands Oh...whadya know...it's just a Spork...um...pokes Crone with the dinky Spork die?

Ping: (Y.Y) this is the best you could come up with?!

Crone: breaks the Spork and hair people suddenly pop out of the ground and tie Ravi up

Ravi: HEY! What're you doin!

Crone: I'm getting rid of you!

Ravi: Nooo!

Midnight: Slips in and grabs Ping, replacing him with a fuzzy rock, as well as the script, then she slips out again

Crone: ties Vinnie to the ceiling and takes the furry rock off the table I get to pet my pussy! pets the rock ((Hehe, I always wanted to say that))

Back with the Mystics

the mystics run into a large, dim engine room and there waits

TJ: is that...

Laurie: Is that N'sync?!

Joey: like hello!

Garret: How come when Crone is writing we have to fight famous gay people?

Vinnie: Worst author EVAR!

Lizzy: N'sync was gay?

Lance: like totally!

Nick: well, hell didn't you notice?!

TJ: I thought they sang about doing chicks n'stuff...

Laurel: who cares, its smashy smashy time!

Garret: runs up and throws a dictionary at them Die! Book Boy! I need more books! Phonics man cannot attack without his almighty heavy books!

Vinnie: Aww! Do I have to be Book Boy?! It's so embarrassing! ( . )

Garret: dark voice YES YOU HAVE TO BE BOOKBOY

Vinnie: Eep! runs up with some heavy books

Garret: Psst! You forgot the catch phrase!

Vinnie: No!

Garret: say it!

Vinnie: geeky Robin-Esque speech Holy Phonetics Phonics man! N'sync is throwing their crappy CD.s!

Garret: throws the books Die die die!

Vinnie: Jumpin' jahosaphits Phonics man! Your books had no effect!

Garret: blast!

Laurel: I got it covered! summons Jared from those Subway commercials above N'sync. His immense lard suddenly is pulled by gravity to the floor where it smushes the crappy boy band to oblivion

Jared: hey hey hey, fat Albert in da hizzy!

Laurie: Starts Jared on fire

Jared: AH CHA! IT BURNS! Ahh! I'm melting! MELTING! Oh what a world what a world! Who'da thought a good little group of slightly deranged superheroes would destroy my beautiful flabbiness! Ohhh! Ohhh I'm going! Ohhh! Ohhh! Noooooooo! he melts away and drains into the sewer

Vinnie: There goes Subway's only marketing plan.

TJ: Hey! Look what I found in the blubber! holds up an arrow

Vinnie: Whoa! That guy would eat anything!

TJ: and it's got zero carbs and almost no fat! gives Vinnie the arrow you keep it for snacking! Vinnie puts the arrow away

Nick: There's still no time to lose!

They mystics run into the next airlock to Crone's office

Crone's Secret Office

Crone: Oh dear! The mystics are here!

Garret: Classic Batman pose NOT SO FAST CRONE!

Crone: pets his rock you have no chance Mystics for I have captured the author and with one simple flick of the pencil I can kill you all! Buahahaha!

Vinnie: Ravi! How the hell did you get like that?!

Ravi: Well I was in Disney Land pissing off security, then I remembered that I had to save my story but I was so tired that all I could summon was a frikkin spork!

TJ: looks at Crone And that wasn't enough?!

Ravi: kicks around, tied up to the ceiling Hewp meh! They took my script and now they're going to cook me!

Crone: Yes! The author shall be turned into duck stew!

Damian: Damn it, where the hell did Ping go?! I thought we were coming to rescue him!

Crone: I have Ping right here holds up his furry rock what the! Where's my pussy?!?

Laurie: Your pussy got away!

Crone: Well that's of no matter anymore! Presses a button and the mystics fall into a large trap door. They fall down a large shaft and get separated

Ravi: (v.v) dag-nabit!

In the laundry room

Nick: Ack, I think I landed on a pillow! looks around Are we all here?

Laurel: Vinnie and TJ are missing

Lizzy: oh who needs them anyway? They have the attention span of a shirt!

Garret: Half the time all they do is sit around and make funky noises that sound like they're dieing

TJ: It says here that the holay grail can be found in the castle...aaauuuggghhhh...

Vinnie: Castle Augh?

TJ: No, castle aaaauuuuuuuuggggghhhhh

Vinnie: What does that mean?

TJ: maybe he died whilst writing it?

Vinnie: well if he was dead, I don't think he'd take the time to write it out.

TJ: wasn't there a Saint aaaaaauuuuuuuugggghhhhh in Westminster?

Vinnie: No that was Saint Ives!

Laurie: Jiminy Jilikers! It's Gill Bates!

Gill: Hello! I'm here to destroy you with my super Omnisoft launcher product XP!

Nick: Ahh! Rich people!

Lizzy: Scary!

Damian: wait, where's his funky hairstyle?

Garret: Does he need one for us to kill him?

Lizzy: wait! That would mean he's not part of the Silence!

Gill: I'm not ( D) Launches an über-rocket at the group

Lizzy: Catches the rocket with her force field and keeps it at bay

Laurel: jumps up and throws a bottle of lighter fluid at Gill Bates Lighter fluid!

Laurie: runs up to the rocket and turns it around Lighter fluid!

Lizzy: Lets go of her force field Lighter fluid!

Gill: Ahh! is exploded and burnt to a charred corpse

Group: lighter fluid! Yay!

Garret: Look a magical submarine! It'll get us back to Crone!

Magical Submarine: All aboard!

The mystics run onto the submarine and it zooms away

Gill:Ow (x.x) get up good thing I was wearing my patented Omnisoft flame retarded suit. waves his fist at the leaving submarine this isn't over mystics!

In a Dark Chamber

Vinnie: oi! Where are we?

TJ: We're in some kind of dark place

Midnight: Gives over Ping and the script to Aku Here you are my liege

Aku: Kukukuku! takes the kitty you will make a fine soldier indeed!

TJ: Hey! Let go of the druggy kitty!

Ping: Oh woopie my heroes arrive! (v.v)

Vinnie: Yes! The almighty heroes are here!

TJ: The sexy heroes of justice!

Vinnie: And other fine words that show how cool we are!

Aku: Um...(o.o) Stupid worthless Mystics! Midnight! Kill them!

Midnight: Draws her wand and walks up a few meters away from Vinnie and TJ How do you want it?

Aku: points Slow, painful, gruesome! Kukukukuku!

Ping: Run away you idiots!

Vinnie: Not this time! I'ma quack her!

TJ: If we don't do this then we'll forever have the crappiest fans evar!

Ping: Your funeral then!

Midnight: When I'm done with you two, you're heads will be another prize on the wall of my...g-great...master.

Aku: Stop dawdling Midnight! Kill them already!

Midnight: gets into a stare down with Vinnie and TJ Grr...

Vinnie: Grr...

TJ: Squeak! I mean...Grr...

Ping: (o.o) What are they doing?

They all suddenly get into stupid poses

Vinnie: With speech horribly off time to how his mouth moves Now we will see who's Kung Fool skills are superior!

TJ: stupid pose Crouching tiger, Ninja turtle!

Midnight: even stupider pose Bobbing Crane, Captain Planet

Vinnie: Sitting Duck, Power Spork Throws a Spork

Midnight: is doth hit and falls over Argh! Your Kung Fool powers are to strong!

Aku: Weakling! It was a Spork! Get up and kill them!

Midnight: Get up and casts a magical fireball attack on them They dodge inbetween and TJ chucks a beaker of deadly explosive at Midnight. Midnight hops to the side and counters with a powerful barrage of fireballs.

TJ: lets the fireballs pass to either side, singeing his whiskers, while Vinnie slips under the rest Are you even trying!?

Midnight: Shut up Munchkin! Raises her wand to strike TJ

TJ: Oh shizzle!

Vinnie: Fires an arrow at the wand, swiping it out of Midnight's hand

TJ: Smirks Nice shot! He summons a sticky stun grenade and hops forward sticking it to Midnight's cloak

Midnight: What the!?

TJ: Grabs the pin and back flips away from Midnight, skidding backwards into a box, the grenade safety bar flies off and Midnight's eyes go wide as she is exploded and winged off back towards Aku

Aku: looks down at the now smoldering girl. you weakling! You're unfit for my service! You could not even kill the two weakest mystics! Looks back at Vinnie and TJ grabbing Ping you're not out of the dark yet! You won't win that easily! grabs Midnight and drags her into the next room

Vinnie: pulls another arrow into his bow Well let's finish this then they run through the door Midnight hangs from the ceiling as Aku straps a bomb to her, the timer slowly ticks down from four minutes

Aku: Here's the deal. Since my general here is too weak to lead, I will need a new one, but I need to be rid of my old one before that. I'm not allowed to touch those I've damned, no one at all really, but I can ask someone else to do it for me! That's where you come in. I'll give you back all of your worthless junk, including the cat, if you kill her.

Midnight: looks up Get it over with

Aku: You really have no choice, if you don't kill her, and kill her just right that is, the bomb tied to her will do the job for you! As well as condemn everyone on this ship to death!

TJ: Ack!

Vinnie: But it's not nice to kill people!

Midnight: looks up, teary-eyed Do it! Be the end of me!

Vinnie: But if we do that we'll never ever have any fans 'cause killers suck!

Midnight: Don't worry! looks down I always used to watch the show...I would never admit it in public but... but I always found your parts to be more cute and funny than other parts. I never looked at you and wanted to boink you, I laughed. Your antics always brightened my day, and if I'm the only one to admit it, so be it!

TJ: Ahh! We've had a fan all along!

Vinnie: No! We have to kill our only fan to save ourselves! whimpers that's not fair!

Aku: Kukukuku! I love it! Welcome to life child! Nothing is fair!

Midnight: don't worry, I'm ready to die, I don't want to go back to hell with Aku anyway. Though we're enemies in theory I'll always remember you two as, heh, the funny duck boy and the tag along mouse kid.

TJ: We'll never forget you Midnight.

Vinnie: Sniffles and pulls the arrow they found in Jared's blubber through his feathers, his feathers waning on magical runes imprinted into its sides Y'know TJ...there's three ways to do things in this world...

Aku: You have a minute to say your goodbyes!

Vinnie: The right way, the wrong way...and the Vinnie way...

TJ: smiles weakly what's the Vinnie way?

Vinnie: It's the wrong way, but faster! pulls back on his bow

TJ: and in what way are we doing things now?

Vinnie: Is there any other way we do things? Lets the arrow fly

Midnight: Goodnight! the arrow pierces through bomb stopping the timer and the poor girl's heart

Aku: Excellent! Excellent! Kukukukuku! Drops Ping's cage and the script When you're ready to become men, give me a call! Until then, have fun letting the world take advantage of you! Throws them a card I trust it won't take long! he disappears into thin air

Ping: Quick! We must go help Katie!

Vinnie: opens the cage and lets Ping out

Ping: Stops and looks at Midnight don't feel so bad about it. She's likely not our only fan there will be plenty more even if you did kill one!

TJ: She's not dead...

Ping: She's not?

Vinnie: lets his wing tips run across the runes on the arrow, revealing the words Sonno Eterno (eternal sleep)

Vinnie: no...just...sleeping...

Ping: Whatever! Let's go finish off Crone! Runs for the elevator

TJ: You go ahead; we have something to think about.

Ping: ...Okay takes the elevator up

Back with the mystics

Garret: Quick shoot that asteroid!

Nick: GET OUT OF MY WAY! I'M DRIVING!

The ship hits an asteroid and game over music comes on

Nick: DAMN! I died! Do you have another quarter?

The ship crashes into the side of the space station

Nick: oh never mind!

Lizzy: Why couldn't I drive?!

Garret: Because Nick has a license!

Nick: Pulls up his PDA and shows off his fake ID

Lizzy: that works for me

The mystics run out of the space submarine and back into the foyer of Crone's office

Gill Bates: HEEEEEEREEEESSS JOHNNY!

Laurie: Aww! We already kill you though!

Shadow: appears behind Laurel and runs up to Gill with a baseball bat beginning a mafia-esque killing don't hit you hit ever hit come hit back hit again!

Laurel: thanks Shadow!

Shadow: all for you Madame!

Laurie: (o.o;;) That looked painful

the mystics run into Crone's office

Garret: We'll get you this time Crone!

Crone: Eep! hides his fondue pot you blasted Mystics!

Flora: Drags Katie through the vents over here!

Drake: almost there amil!

Katie: Ow, this vent is cramped! Are we there yet?!

Crone: Get them Brock!

Brock: Walks up and turns his hands to very large pointy swords I'm going to enjoy this!

Katie: Hey whats going on in this vent?!

Drake: suddenly two angels appear on Drake's shoulders

Laurie Angel: No! Don't push her through! It won't be that funny when she gets hurt!

Vinnie Devil: Come on! Do it! I want to see her fall just as much as you do!

Laurie Angel: But she could get hurt and then you won't have an amil anymore!

Vinnie Devil: Come on! She won't get hurt! Don't listen to Miss sissy on your right shoulder! Come on!

Drake: hmm, It would be kinda funny

Laurie Angel: Don't listen to captain stupid pants on your left shoulder don't push her!

Vinnie Devil: SHUT UP!

Laurie Angel: You shut up first!

Vinnie Devil: pouts

Drake: pushes Katie through the vent

Flora: Amil!

Katie: EEK! Falls through the vent onto Brock, knocking him out

Drake: hums "Like a Virgin"

Flora: Stupid Drake! Pushes him through the vent

Drake: Eek! falls on Katie Ow!

Katie: ow! My ears! My poor ears!

Crone: No way! You killed Brock!

Lizzy: it's over!

Crone: NO ITS NOT! Draws his sword Prepare to die mystics!

Ping: runs in

Crone: EEVIN! How are you still alive!?

Ping: I'm not even! leaps towards Crone's face I'm PING!

Mauling ensues

Crone: AH Get it off me! Get it off! OW OW! That's my eye! YOU'RE MEAN! Ping hops off what's left of Crone's face and licks the blood out of his claws

Crone: I'm going to kill you! raises his sword

McMurry: Biology blast! Blort!

Crone: Ahh! is doth biology blastered

Laurel: throws another lighter fluid bomb at Crone

Laurie: Starts Crone on fire

Nick: hums "Burn Baby Burn"

McMurry: Sings along to Nick's humming Burn baby burn DISCO INFERNO!

Katie: It's over Crone! You're done!

Crone: cries no I'm not! shakes the fire out of his cloak

Ravi: QUACK!

Katie: huh?!

Ravi: Hurry up! Untie me! I'll end this!

Nick: cuts Ravi down

Ping: Here I got the script from Aku hands it to Ravi

Ravi: Thanks! Doodles in the script real quick and an elephant appears above Crone

Crone: (O.O) I regret nothing! Smush!

Lizzy: Ties Brock and Crone together and shoves them in an escape pod

Laurel: and don't forget your pussy! throws the rock at Crone

Katie: pushes the button and the escape pod launches away

Ravi: Done and done disappears from the story

And so, the mystics returned to McQueen

Vinnie and TJ are still oddly missing

Nick: Hey where did Vinnie go?

Ping: swishes his tail in my opinion, we all have a choice. We have to make decisions in this life. looks about the room Some are lovers, some are good natured, some choose to hate, but we all have to make the choice and there's no running away from it.

Vinnie: looks at the card and then to TJ "You know where to find me"

TJ: looks up at Midnight let's go... they turn and leave

Ping: Some have yet to make that- Gets splattered with water AHH! Puffs up

Flora: Fluffy!

Ping: Oh that's it! I'm going to maul you! hisses at Flora and Drake

Drake: Fluffy stalker! Ahh!

Ping: RAWR! bats at them

Katie: NO! BAD KITTY! hits Ping with a broom and his flies into a water fountain

Kid: EW! CAT GERMS!

Ping: (v.v) mauls the kid instead

Lizzy: well I'm glad that's all done with

Traci: Oh my god! I'm still alive! It are a miracle! does a little jig

Flora/Drake: Amil! You can dance better than she can!

Katie: No! I dun't want to dance!

Drake: Please dance!

Flora: Pwitty please with a brick on top?!

Katie: Oh fine!

Dances

Oh you didn't die

But don't worry

Cause you'll anyway-ay-ay!

You might try to run and hide

But the author sees you like brominide

And you won't get away-ay-ay

You seem to piss him off so much

Cause you're the only one who loses touch

So you die all day-ay ay

Oh you didn't die

Bud don't worry

Cause you'll die anyway-ay-ay

YESH!

bows

Drake/Flora: YAY! Amil is a sexy dancer!

Katie: ( . ) Amil is tired! sits down and I didn't even see Eevin at all today...

Kid: HELP CAT ATTACK!

Ping: RAWR!

Endv

( Quack! )

How to Be a Brilliant Author

We all need a bit of help sometimes learning how to do things and do them well. We also don't want to be degraded or criticized while we're learning so one asks, "How do I be a good author without putting any effort into what I'm writing?" The answer is simple. Just read this nifty brochure and you'll be on your way to being a super-star author!

Step 1: So you're an author now.

So, you say you're an author. You wonder, what's the pay? Where do I start? Are there any benefits?! Well. No. All your dreams of better days and far aways; FORGET IT! You're an author now a little insignificant, bad mannered, antisocial artist. You will be shunned by a society that dislikes reading and has no will to think for more than five minutes. You will also pour your heart out on your works, sometimes describing something in your mind you see as terrible or gruesome. At the end of some sessions you should be mentally unstable and your conscience should be considered "verbally abusive." Your only friend is now your cat he talks to you like you were a human being. You should own at least seven at all times, they're really sweet. Oh, and if you had any weird ideas about being a parent someday or dating, you can forget that too. From now on, when you mark the little box that says sexuality on your resume, you will mark author instead of anything else. You're an author. No one in their right mind would ever date you. Except, your cat of course. She's so sweet to you.

Vinnie Blooper #699

Vinnie: WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?! Ne-Vada (said in such a way as to piss off the crowd) Oh wait, maybe its Nevadia :p tomato'd

Step two: Part A, Your Character.

All great authors need to have a character, except those really freaky authors that write about brave little inanimate objects in tremendous quests to save their friends. You'll likely be writing in dramatic script/internet role-play format which makes creating a flashy noticeable character very hard. To truly be a great author your character must be as flamboyant as possible. The more outrageous and silly your character is the more people will recognize your work. Also, you should become schizophrenic at one point so that from then on your character melds with your personality to the point you'd recognize your character more so than you'd recognize yourself. Other people should not realize this and you should have created a really weird history to make sure people don't bother you.

I swear that girl is just so easy to make fun of its not not funny!

Traci: They went through the secret door to the technology lair of Omnisoft! They're gonna be in so much trouble.

Lizzy: All right!

Nick: shuts the door on the washing machine and inserts a quarter

Traci: Hey! What are you doing?! Not again!

SPIN CYCLE

I have a fetish for killing Traci. THAT'S SCARY! I wonder if she bends that way in real life.

TJ: Please shut up

Traci: But we're not supposed to be here!

Vinnie: Ties a time bomb to Traci and throws her into the Laser fence

Kaboom

TJ: Two birds with one stone!

Vinnie: happy face (D)

Traci's Mouth: I'll get you for this!

Oh my god! They killed Traci! YOU BASTARDs!

Crone: Driver! Let's ride! Enjoy my gift to you while trying to reach the shuttle on time! hops in the rocket car and Brock rockets off into a hallway. A loud crash is heard and a tire rolls out of the hallway Oh crap! We hit a washing machine!

TJ: No way!

Crone: Eww! There's something wrong with the clothes in this machine!

More comic death

Nick: Hey there's green poisonous gas floating into the room, what do we do?

Random guy that Nick brought with him: I don't know man let's smoke it!

Nick: Yay!

And more death

TJ: Let me demonstrate! pulls off a nearby ceiling vent to reveal TRACI

Traci: eek! falls into another conveniently placed hole

A loud sickening sound is heard and TJ peeks down the hole

TJ: Oops...that's the spiky hole

Lizzy: Aww... Poor Traci...

TJ: WE NEED ANOTHER TRACI!

Step Two: Part B, Ethnic minorities.

Make sure that through your life you experience being an active part of as many ethnic minorities as possible. This will mean you know exactly what it feels like to be made fun of so you do not overdo your insults when you make fun of other minorities. Make sure you target people who open up within your illustrious group and wear they're personalities for all to see. Some ethnic minorities you might want to target are draconics, blondes, Mormons, Russians, angelically quiet people, druggies, and otakus. Make sure your jokes are as well thought as possible so that when they see these things they will laugh and think "Hey I do that!" In this way, when people read your stories they will have something to connect with, plus everyone gets a laugh at their expense!

Cats are strange and fascinating creatures. I wish I could groom myself with my tongue!

Strange man: Hisses and runs out of the room on all fours and you can later see him grooming himself with his tongue.

Step Three: Your Jokes

Stealing: "Stealing is illegal. It hurts you and makes people generally pissy at you!" These people are stupid. They aren't authors. Stealing is in fact a very healthy and original way of creating material that would otherwise be forgotten. How do you think Weird Al Yankovic sells albums?! But there are two definitions to stealing. There's original stealing and copying. There is a difference. In original stealing you look at something. LOOK AT IT HARD! Then put it into context. Obviously, taking something from life and putting it into context gives people something else they recognize. Trigger laugh track here. Also, stealing jokes from other people that you know work can be really funny but make sure you give them credit (or never see these people again.)

The Inspector gadget nobody was ever meant to see. I also implied that Lizzy keeps a sword on her, somewhere.

Omnisoft Robot: GO GO GADGET DILDO! Said vibrating object pops out of the robot's front hatch

Mystics: EW!

Vinnie: Hurry TJ, we have to get out of here before Lizzy gets her sword out!

TJ: Lizzy has a sword? Where does she keep it?

Vinnie: Do you want to stay a man or not!? ( . )

TJ: Would it hurt?

Vinnie: I suppose it might hurt, but I'd much rather keep my torso, I'm too attached to it.

Omnisoft Robot: Damn it, I ran out of batteries again. Can someone stick a battery up my ass?

The rapper factor: Whenever you're writing, make sure that you know exactly what you wrote last time. In this way you can build upon what you already have to shock people in a new and disturbing way. Anything you may have put into your directors cut last time is now fair game to be put into the next story. Your directors cut should rise in level along with the story. Sooner or later you will be turning in crudely drawn drawings of random alien genitalia instead of writing. You don't even want to know what's in the directors cut.

Crone blooper #238

Crone: I will destroy all of you...um...because I, um, ing hate you! God damn how can you people suck so much?! Its like, "Woah! CRONE IS ATA DE ICE SKATING COMPETITION OMG!" I was competing in it damn it! throws a stuffed animal at the mystics I will kill you with my stuffing powers! Oah!

Buahahahahahahahahahaha!

Crone blooper #54

Crone: Your efforts are futile for I have already sealed your fate and the fate of everyone on this island by irritating a centuries old stone golem living...IN MY PANTS!

Crone blooper #14

Hairball: AH CHA! hair burns off

Mystics: Ahh! He's nekid!

Crone: Don't look at me! puts a fig leaf over himself and runs away crying

TJ blooper #809

TJ: Grabs Nick's PDA I'll do it! presses a button and fires a laser from the PDA which bounces off walls sporadically Eep!

Traci: Hey, I just got resurrected by a nice man on Earth Isn't that great!? The laser beam hits Traci and vaporizes her

TJ: Oops... calls MAKEUP!

Step four: Your fans

Your fans are generally good meaning people that you can manipulate by giving attention to. They think you are the greatest person ever and can be asked to do anything as long as you give them a free copy of your latest book. Feel free to accept all offers of sex from them as they are likely authors themselves and thus, likely have no STDs. Book worms never have syphilis.

Someday someone is going to ask me this.

Demented Fan: Dude! Can you sign my penis?!

Vinnie: Um, I don't have a pen...

Demented Fan: Who said you need a pen?!

Step five: Getting away with it

Avoiding the press is something you will have to learn to do first and foremost. People are naturally dimwitted and will ask you many questions when you are rich and famous. Being a screwed up little artist, these questions will baffle you and make you look back. So, to avoid the press and other people whom you might encounter you might have to make up sob stories like "Please don't hit me, my dog just died." or "I just caught a flesh eating skin disease that's slowly robbing me of my left thigh." Be creative, you're an artist. Also if you're creative enough, the people from the make a wish foundation might come to your house and give you lots of money so you can go buy a big snow maker or something.

Oh the conversations I have, I omitted most of his screen name. He's a cool guy (p)

TMBGFAN: hey budday

dawner442: hiya

TMBGFAN: what what what up?

dawner442: writing still

TMBGFAN: how goes that story of yours?

dawner442: not bad

dawner442: 13 pages and counting for the first part alone

TMBGFAN: coo coo

TMBGFAN: how many parts is it sposed to be?

dawner442: two

TMBGFAN: "He also got a neat nickname. TORSO BOY."

dawner442: TORSO BOY!

dawner442: Albaqurquie

TMBGFAN: "I became employee of the month for putting out that greasefire with my face at The Sizzler"

dawner442: hehe

TMBGFAN: And Everybody Died, Cept Me You Know Why?

TMBGFAN: Cause I had my tray table up and my feet in the full back position.

TMBGFAN: damn I wanted to see this guy perform on Friday but there's no chance in hell I'll go to Petoria, IL.

dawner442: Yeah

dawner442: Petoria sucks!

dawner442: yay!

TMBGFAN: still writing?

dawner442: yes

TMBGFAN: dyamn

TMBGFAN: Vinnie's like "Fuck Studying for finals"

TMBGFAN: and I'm like "right on!"

dawner442: fuck yeah!

And more stupid conversations!

biospark : Jo Dawner

five minutes later

wolfy452002 : Hiya

biospark : Nice timing!

This was omitted because I can't find a place for it that wouldn't be really stupid. The funny part about it is that it's going to happen. You just wait and see!

Educational program (the migration of the lunatics)

Vinnie: walks along the top row of seats in the movie theater followed by TJ and Ping I hope this movie is better than the last one.

TJ: I don't know, zombie potato chips eating people in revenge for being eaten all of their lives was kinda interesting.

Ping: Shut up! It's starting!

Announcer: This movie is brought to you by...

Obviously female announcer: Sensual, inviting, sexy...

Announcer 2: Do these sound like traits you possess?

Vinnie/TJ/ Ping: yes!

Female Announcer: Do you want money?

Vinnie/TJ/Ping: YES!

Female Announcer: Am I the only woman that's talked to you in three weeks?

Vinnie/TJ: YES YES!

Ping: Katie talks to me.

TJ: Yeah, you kind of sleep on her bed, I think.

Ping: No, I have a kitty bed!

Vinnie: I get a nest...

TJ: I get a hole...

Female Announcer: If you answered yes to all of these questions you need to date more.

Announcer: Skittles, taste the rainbow!

Vinnie: I need to get some skittles!

Announcer: and now our feature presentation!

Ping: Shh!

TJ: Yay!

Ping: Rawr! Shut up!

TJ: eep!

The screen opens up in black and white. A title is written across the front, "The Savage School." Below the title is a warning. "This movie contains graphic scenes of actual Lunatics

TJ: pipes up IN BED!

Vinnie: hehe

Ping: SHH!

Australian Guy: stands in front of Mr. McMurry's room Hello! Today we're going to be looking at the wily Lunatic! This is an extremely dangerous breed of human that travels in packs with other Lunatics! slowly enters Mr. McMurry's room Crikey! There's a pack of them now! Aww! Ain't they beauts! My job is going to be tagging them with these radio ear piercing, so I have to wait till one leaves the safety of the group.

Announcer: Lunatics are a very complex and territorial animal they fiercely defend any areas they move into by being obnoxious and unapproachable at all times. Sometimes while scouting for food they will encounter other animals. A battle will usually ensue.

Traci: Pokes a kid Whatcha doin?

Kid: I'm in detention...

Traci: Oh! Fun! pokes more

Kid: teacher! She's poking me!

McMurry: Traci! Get away from my prisoners!

Traci: but they're so squishy!

Announcer: Lunatics will also defend their personal space with extreme prejudice

Ravi: NO! My chair!

Vinnie: Pipes up oh I'm not that fat!

TJ: yes you are!

Ping: Shut up!

Lizzy: Get out of my chair!

Ravi: Nevar! You got up! Its mine now!

Lizzy: pulls on Ravi Git out!

Ravi: clings to the chair with his wings

Lizzy: hits Ravi out!

Ravi: Ow! Grr!

Lizzy: punts Ravi out of the chair and he flies into a chalk board

Australian guy: These animals are really savage! Whenever you see one be sure to be extremely careful. You can usually recognize them by their incredibly bad fashion sense.

Announcer: Lunatics with mates will fiercely defend their partner to the point of chasing the offending party through the halls.

Brock: Laurie! I'm going to poke you with this paintbrush as if I was stabbing you!

Nick: sits in front of Laurie like a guard dog Grr! barks at Brock

Brock: whoa! What's up with you!

Nick: Grr!

Mr. McMurry: Do do dum, gonna heat up my food

Laurel: sits in front of the microwave like a guard dog GRR! barks at Mr. McMurry

Mr. McMurry: Ahh! Crazy girl!

Microwave: Kill everyone (D)

Announcer: Lunatics with no mating capabilities will make up a false reality in which they can find true love.

Katie: Oh! Eevin rocks! Look there I am! Eevin is so sweet.

Lizzy: Oh! What do I punt this time?!

Laurel: Shadow's da coolest!

Laurie: Nick got potato guns this time

Nick: Laurie shared St. George with me.

TJ: I like pop tarts!

Ravi: pop tarts are yummy!

Australian guy: That is if any of them have any mating capabilites! Shh! One of them is leaving the safety of the group! This may get dangerous!

Ravi: I'ma go over here for no reason! walks to the opposite corner of the room

Australian guy: shoots Ravi with a tranquilizer dart and clips a radio tag to his bill Crikey! He's waking up!

Ravi: Ahh! Pizza attack! looks around Er...

Announcer: As the weather begins to warm up and spring begins to show itself, the Lunatics will migrate. This ritual of seasonal migration happens yearly and coincides to the mating season of all animals.

Ravi: OH my god! The sun is out!

Laurie: Migrating season!

Laurel: Last one out's a rotten duck! the mystics grab their backpacks and run out the door of Mr. McMurry's room

TJ: pipes up Vinnie you run like a girl!

Ping: He he, yeah.

Vinnie: (v.v) Shut up the movie is playing!

Ravi: hits the door Ow!

Announcer: In their new habitat some lunatics will hunt.

Katie: And here we see the terrible PING CAT. gets in a pounce position

Ping: And here we see the terrible TJ RAT gets in pounce position

TJ: And here we see the YUMMY POPTART munches

Poptart: eh, it's a living!

Announcer: Others frolic.

Lizzy: hops from rock to rock Whee!

Ravi: Hops not far behind whee! Ahh! falls into a patch of prickly things Ahh! It stings!

Announcer: Still others procreate

Nick: I'll make the coffee!

Laurie: Yay!

End

Vinnie: that movie sucked!

Ping: What should we do now?

TJ: let's get some skittles!

Vinnie: Skittles are sexy! They run off

TEH END PAGE!

Fun facts!

Total words typed: 12,160

Total pages: 35

Total time spent: Approximately two weeks

Total times I said Über: Two

Miles of red tape: 20

Stunt Tracis Killed: 6 (one was impaled in a horrific cat related accident)

Zaniness Level: 43

# of pages ruined by my printer: 12

Chapter 21: The Appointed Day

Act One: Rainy Skies and The true Identity of Aku

It's a dull Monday morning and Shadow is driving Laurel and Damian to school. Rain is pouring down, soaking everything.

Shadow: Blasts his Death Metal music and bobs his head around as he drives. Typically Shadow is a skilled driver, cool and confident. However, with his music on he is highly distracted and a wee bit psycho.

Damian: Can you turn it down?!

Shadow: Huh? Uses his feet to steer while he plays air guitar

Damian: TURN DOWN YOUR MUSIC AND STOP ACTING LIKE AN IDIOT!!!! throws a pencil at him

Shadow: WHA? Hold on and let me turn this down, I can't hear you! Turns down his music What did you want? picks up the pencil and flings it back at Damina, all the while still driving

Damian: never mind…annoyed

Without warning an old elderly woman appears, seemingly out of nowhere. Shadow turns around just in time to see her. He slams on the breaks and the car spins in a circle nearly hitting the woman. The car stops just inches from her left foot. Shadow quickly jumps out of the car to apologize to the old woman. Damian and Laurel follow.

Shadow: Dude, I am so sorry lady! I was talking to… Is cut off by the woman

Old Woman: In eerie silky voice The day is at hand…The day is at hand…Anwar, Kalil, and Maarten await… shouts The day is at hand! The day is at hand! she vanishes

Laurel: Oh my!

Shadow: What the hell was that?

Damian: I don't know…Let's get to school and ask Ping.

Meanwhile Katie walks to school, it's more of skip really, holding a black on umbrella with Ping on her shoulder with Flora and Drake following close behind with their own umbrellas.

Katie: Wow, this rain is crazy! I've never seen it pour so hard… grins I love it!

Ping: Yeah? Well, I don't! Grumbles and wiggles his nose, shaking off the raindrops Cats don't like water!

Flora: Mr. Ping, why do cats not like rain?

Ping: Duh- Is about to answer when a strange elderly woman appears in front of Katie

Drake and Flora stare at the woman wide-eyed while Ping watches with interest

Old Woman: The day is at hand… points to Katie A day of trials and grief… Points to Ping doom… Points to Flora and Drake An ending of many things. The day of prophecy is at hand! POOF! She vanishes

Flora: shaky voice Amil? What? What was that?

Katie: I…I don't know. disturbed

Ping: It was an oracle. I'll explain more raises voice WHEN WE'RE DRY! Hurry, let's get to school. The others need to hear about this.

They all arrive at school 5 minutes later crashing into the cafeteria and run to their usual meeting table.

Garret: Run, Forest Run! Chuckles What's the hurry?

Katie and Shadow both start shouting out an explanation

Lizzie: ONE AT A TIME! smiles Please?

Shadow: Age before beauty, man.

Katie: rolls eyes There was this creepy old lady!

Shadow: We saw a creepy old bag too!

Katie: Did she say puts on a creepy voice "The Day is at hand?"

Shadow: Yeah!

Since everyone else was completely confused Katie and Shadow tell everyone of their morning encounter with the old lady.

Laurie: Weird…what could it all mean? What was that old lady?

Ping: jumps onto the table and clears his throat That "old lady" was an oracle. An oracle is a spirit that comes to warn you when a day of prophecy is at hand. All we need to do to figure out what is going on is piece together all the collective prophecies and/or visions…

Traci: Huh?

Lizzie: Urgh, my head hurts!

Vinnie: Drops his head hitting his beak on the table Ow…

Shadow: I think I get it! sits down at the table and pulls out a piece of paper and a pen If all the seers explain their visions we can put them together, and then we should know what exactly is at hand.

Ping: nods

Shadow: Good. smiles smugly See, I am all that!

Laurie: Who'll share first? The ten minute bell rings

Katie: I suppose I can… sighs You won't like hearing it though.

Laurel: Oh come on, it can't be that bad.

Drake: Yeah.

TJ: Scurrying around on the floor eating crumbs, unaware of the seriousness of the occasion

Katie: Recalls the first time she had the vision…she had sobbed and got mad at Ping. She shrugs and figures they'll all find out sooner or later Ok, here goes. I keep having this vision of two people. I can't tell who they are, but the Earth is ripping apart in the middle of this violent storm. Then, a brilliant light flashes and only one person remains… sighs It makes me so sad when I think about it, and I don't really know why.

Vinnie: That's rough… spits 2 quarters out of his beak Go buy a cookie!

Katie: No thanks, it was nice of you to offer though.

Shadow: Ok, my prophecy said that I would face the Silence with Anwar (the bright), Kalil (the loyal), and Maarten (the honest). A dark sword that wield slight would be my defense, and the shadow pendent grabs at the pendent hung around his heck would be my guide.

Lizzie: Nothing is making sense.

Drake: Well, brilliant light symbolizes holiness. I am a necromancer and I know death well. My guess is that Amil's vision was an omen of sacrificial death. Everyone looks at him funny Hey, that is my honest opinion.

Flora: Time should allow everything else to fall into place.

Katie: I don't feel so good… Falls to her knees I think I'm going to be sick! Runs to the girls' bathroom

Ping: feeling crappy himself What's with her?

TJ: Jumps up from under the table Who knows and who cares?

Laurel: Are there any other visions?

Ping, Yeah, Eevin had one about a girl kneeling in the gazebo of the lovely garden of Mystic Palace. She was speaking with flowers.

Laurie: How would you know about that? Katie comes walking back to the table and pulls out a tic-tac

Ping: He told me. Gives her a rotten look, then the bell rings

Katie: Ok, I'm off to class come on Ping. falls over and she's unconscious

Nick: pokes Katie with a stick Is, is it alive?

Ping: Jumps off the table onto Nick's head, then to the ground Of course she's alive you idiot. Looks at everyone Go ahead and get to class. I'll take care of the girl. They're still standing there SCAT! They leave and Ping runs off to a corner and changes to Eevin

Eevin: scoops Katie up off the ground

Nerdy Girl: AGGGH, teacher, look! points to Eevin It's a pervert and he's got a dead girl! Murder and rape! Murder and rape!

Eevin suddenly realizes that he's dressed in a black cloak and has a blue gem on his head he probably looks like a creepish clan member to most teens

Eevin: Ayee! I better get out of here! teleports to the near by park on Robb Dr.

Meanwhile back at McQueen…

Shadow: Hell, screw what Cat boy said! How many of us are actually going to focus on school today? no one responds See? No one! So, lets ditch!

Laurel: EEP! Won't we get in trouble?

Shadow: Hush, dear. pats her head condescendingly you've got seers on your side, powerful mind bending seers who can erase the memory of us ever being gone.

TJ: Mystic ditch day!

Lizzie: I'm all for it!

Laurie: Yeah, me too!

Vinnie: Ditching would fall under the "Vinnie way" so, YEAH LETS DO IT!

They sneak over to the cafeteria to get Katie and Ping, but they aren't there

Laurel: gasp Katie ditched without us!

Garret: Erm, where's Traci? She's gone too!

Nick: Don't worry, knowing Traci she'll miraculously find her way back to us.

Flora: Drake, Shadow, Damian, do you sense anything? looks around the room frightened

The three boys nod and Damian points toward the gym. Then Brock's booming voice blasts through the intercom

Brock: All McQueen staff and students get your sorry butts into the gym! Laughs wickedly We're going to have a little assembly!

They all transform into their disguises. Flora a black shirt, dark purple skirt, purple flower petals sewn into a head band, cat ears, tail, and her hour glass. She also has a giant wand that is shaped like a key. Drakelooks like the grim reaper and carries a scythe

Shadow: being bossy Lets go team!

Vinnie: already has an arrow ready in his bow Shut up, you sound like Robin.

We join Eevin back in the park as he becomes ill. He looses his focus and drops his mental shield that was protecting Katie and himself from the rain. He runs to a brush and BLECK, he returns and redoes his mental shield before Katie gets to wet.

Katie: stirs awake Urgh, where am I?

Eevin: A park. smiles It's nice to see you back among the living.

Katie: realizes its Eevin talking to her and looks around and recognizes where she is. Then unfortunately remembers the vision she had to relive Eevin, hi. she smiles but he doesn't see because he's standing a few feet away with his back to her focusing on his shield. Katie suddenly notices all the psychic energy pulsing around her How long have you been keeping that up? points up

Eevin: feels sick and thinks long enough but doesn't say that Oh, it's a simple shield, I'll be fine holding it up longer.

Katie: Can sense that he's lying I'm a seer remember? Why do you even bother lying to me?

Eevin: You can read me? Jeez, I really must be sick if I can be read. Katie walks next to him and places her hand on his shoulder and lets some of her psychic energy help him

Katie: Is that better?

Eevin: pulls away How are you feeling?

Katie: Ok, I guess. doesn't know how to approach him about her vision

Eevin: It doesn't matter that she doesn't know what to say because Eevin knows what she's thinking I've seen it to you know. Katie looks at the ground It's horrible.

Katie: talking to the ground There shouldn't have to be a sacrifice…If we could all just pull together then… she's cut off as Eevin falls to his knees weeping Eevin!

Eevin: Is to humiliated to cry in front of Katie and looses focus and his shield disappears and the rain pours down on them

Katie: kneels down and gives him more of a "motherly" hug then anything mushy. She comfortingly pats him on the back There, there…

Eevin: pulls away and stops crying I'm sorry.

Katie: walks up to him I won't let anyone die. A sacrifice will not be made. I will make sure you are safe. Smiles You always have a friend… extends her hand thinking maybe something more

Eevin: The future is the future, Katie! angry WE ARE DYING DON'T YOU FEEL IT?!

Katie: sighs Yes, but…

Eevin: BUT WHAT?

Katie: Do we dare tempt fate? I say yes.

Eevin: inspired by her courage What if you die?

Katie: then at least no one else does… smiles a genuine smile at him glad to think of Eevin being safe

Eevin: Letting yourself die is a very selfish thing to do. It affects the people who care about you more than it does you.

Katie: laughs

Eevin: wonders why the hell she's laughing at something so serious

Katie: Yes, that is very true. If someone dies for someone else then sure they will die happy knowing the other is safe, but then they wouldn't be together. The one left alive would rather die. That's what happens in movies anyway… smiles So lets make a pact. We make a promise to each other that neither of us will die- not from this sickness that plagues us, nor from fate. extends her hand Deal?

Eevin: Deal. Ignores her hand and embraces her Alive… whispers in her ear Together… and kisses her despite the part of him telling him to stay away from her. The rain is still pouring and both are soaked

Aku appears with a burst of black flames

Aku: Oh, how sweet? I'M GETTING CAVITITES! Laughs evilly Having fun dying? Katie takes the opportunity to transform

Eevin: unsheathes his sword you know what?

Aku: sarcastic fear Oh, I'm so scared! What?

Eevin: You really piss me off! jumps at him waving his sword in the air. Aku blacks the attack using nothing but his bare arm. Eevin's sword starts to smoke with an awestruck look on his face he returns into a guarding position in front of Katie

Aku: Not a scratch on him NYA HA HA! casually walks around Katie and Eevin I give my lovely little black crystals about 6 more hours until they kill you and give me your souls!

Katie: Our souls?

Aku: You mean you really don't know what I am? hisses I am the causes you seek to your darkest desires. strokes Katie's face with a long finger

Katie: slaps him Stay away from me you, you Demon!

Aku: oops wrong answer! Need another clue? Paces in front of them mockingly As we speak my servants of the Silence are trying to find your little friends pause and destroy them. smiles You see, all that I need are souls, souls that I can give to my creator, my master, my other half. We need them to raise Hell onto Earth! Confused?

hisses and chuckles as he turns into a serpent and slithers around them, then turns back into Aku I AM SIN! hisses and his eyes turn an even more deep fiery red I SERVE SATIN! I AM PART OF HIM AND HE IS A PART OF ME! to Eevin mockingly Did you know the Silence only exists because I do. COME! he shouts and many humans appear These are my fallen servants. snaps his fingers Kill them when the Crystals start to glow, that means I have their souls. Their bodies are of no use to me. Kill, kill, kill! Hell is at hand! laughs wickedly and vanishes

Eevin: Damn!

Katie: Now what?

Meanwhile back at McQueen…

Brock: pacing around the gym waving his sword hands around, trying to scare innocent students. Besides him walks a boy with dog like ears and black hair and he has a double ended light saber

Crone: Are they all here?

Brock: All except the puny Mystics. an arrow goes zooming through the air hitting Brock, but it bounces off his sword like a tooth pick

Vinnie: GUESS AGAIN MR. TIN CAN!

TJ: HWA! HIYAA! dances around like a ninja on Vinnie's back Mystics are hereya!

At this point many of the students are jumping up and down screaming, they were obviously fan boys/girls and to them this was just another cool fight to watch.

Demon/dog boy: What the hell? I thought I was being paid to assassinate some super tough super heroes, not farm animals!

Lizzie: turns into a dragon Who are you calling farm animals? blows fire at him, barbecuing him HA!

Flora: Hiya! A blizzard of flower blossoms, sharp as razors fly at the bad guys

Drake: Blade of death! swings his scythe around

Laurie: makes many things explode so that the members of the Silence are surrounded, but Demon jumps out

Demon: Nice moves, but wait until you see this! swings his light saber around in circles and they scatter as he comes near them

Garret: Behold my swing dancing 1337 powers! starts doing the Charleston Ph33r /\ /\ 3!! lightning bolts hit Demon

Demon: Ow! You freak, it burns!

Laurie: Then, you'll enjoy this! focuses on his light saber

Demon: Oh no! You wouldn't! grabs Laurel You do anything to my light saber and the girl gets it!

Shadow: bashes Demon in the head and Laurel gets away Nice try. smirks

Demon: Blast!

Aku appears

Aku: Crone!!! Do you have their souls yet?

Back in the park…

Katie: Got any ideas?

Eevin: Yeah, one. Kicks the approaching fallen moral in "the place where it hurts" Run!

Fallen Mortal: Ow!

Clown: Hey dude, you just got kicked in the nuts.

Katie and Eevin decide to run for it because they find that attacking humans is morally wrong

Eevin: I'm too weak, otherwise I'd teleport us. They run up Rob Dr. trying to get to McQueen

Katie: Don't worry it's a short run.

Back at McQueen

Crone: Eep! Sorry master, but I can't get them! They keep dodging our attacks!

Aku: Oh well then, smiles wickedly and taps about 5 random kids on the head and their souls fly out I'll just use these instead.

Katie: Has just crashed through the doors of the gym with Eevin If taking souls is that easy how come you have to use those awful crystals on Eevin and me? The other mystics wave to her

TJ: How long were they together? laughs twistedly

Aku: Ignorant girl! It is because you are a mystic, yeesh! Aku hands the souls to 5 of the fallen Here take these to your appointed locations. You are to wait there until the appointed time is ready. You idiots. points to the members of the Silence Come with me. We journey to the point of no return. Poof all the bad guys disappear

Eevin: DAMN! We're too late!

Act Two: The Five Points

Katie: Not yet…

Damian: To late for what?

Lizzie: Yeah, what's going on?

Katie: Aku is Satan's other self-sin. He's trying to raise Hell to Earth.

Shadow: We have to hurry and stop him!

Eevin: The problem is, we don't know how he's doing it. We only know that he needs 5 souls.

Katie: 7 if you count Eevin and me.

Laurie: I have an idea.

Vinnie: What? Ideas would be good.

Garret: It's so fun to pretend you have a wooden leg! everyone looks at him wondering why he said that Sorry, I couldn't help it.

Katie: That was random.

Laurie: I'll tell you my idea, now. Katie, Eevin didn't Flora and Drake give you each letters?

Flora: NO! They can't open them until Heaven's rain touches the Earth.

Laurie: Hun, that has to be now.

Lizzie: Yeah it hasn't stopped raining all day!

Katie and Eevin read their letters and they exchange glances now and then

Eevin: Basically Laurel is Anwar (bright), Damian is Maarten (honest), and I am Kalil (loyal). Shadow you need to take us to the center of the Earth aka "The Point of No Return". There we must fight the silence.

Katie: if you draw a pentagon on a map that will show you the "appointed places" of doom. Aku's fallen mortals will be at those places waiting for the spell to be cast.

Eevin: A soul must be at all five places, and a mystic soul looks at Katie with a hint of fear at the point of no return. Then Aku will say the spell and Hell will be raised.

Katie: But if we hurry and return the souls and make sure Aku doesn't get any more for the rest of the day we can stop him from even getting the chance to cast the spell.

Lizzie: What if he does cast the spell?

Katie: Then in order for us to cancel it something very, very bad will happen.

Laurie: what?

Katie: I can't tell you. I'm sorry. Looks at Eevin with big sorrowful eyes, she senses a sad, sad fate for them

Garret: pulls out a map and draws a pentagon on it Point one is Ireland. Who will go there?

Flora: I will.

Traci: I will too.

Garret: since when do you have powers?

Traci: I'm an elf of course I have powers, you idiot.

Garret: Ok, ok! Looks on the map The next point is Japan. I'll got here.

Nick: I'll go there too.

Garret: Next, is Australia.

Vinnie: I'll go.

TJ: Me too!

Garret: Ok, next is Brazil.

Laurie/Lizzie: We've got it.

Garret: Then Alaska.

Drake: I'll go.

Shadow: Then, the Shadow pendant will guide Damian, Laurel, smirks Eevin and myself to the point of no return.

Katie: I have business there too…

And so by pulling their strength together they teleport to their appointed places to steal back the souls.

Ireland

Traci: Where are we?

Flora: Dublin.

Traci: I suppose we have to start looking for Aku's lackey.

Flora: Yeah… looks around How do we go about it though?

Traci/Flora: ponders

Traci: I've got it! shouts Man, Flora! Don't you agree that evil guys are really hot! winks at Flora

Flora: ((Oh, I get it )) They are handsome aren't they? smiles

Dude: You like evil guys? Well I steal souls so…

Traci: dances and sparks of light hit the guy Do you work for Aku?

Dude: Yes, ow!

Flora: Flower blizzard! Her razor sharp flower petals hit him Give us the soul!

Dude: Not a chance! Aku warned me you'd try this! Yells some magic words

Japan

Garret: Nick can you use your PDA to locate the fallen?

Nick: I'm on it! Busts out his PDA Boo ya! points to a group of people gathered around DDR. A gothic girl is rocking out and people are cheering There she is!

Garret: I will summon her with my 1337 powers! He mumbles some gibberish in 1337

Gothic Girl: laughs twistedly Go my minions! "Mr. Roboto" starts to play in the background as about 50 Japanese schoolgirls go into the "battle"

Nick: We are Scr-wed….

Garret: squeals and nods

Australia

Bloke: Do it, do it, do it! waving a spoon of "Vegimight" in Vinnie's face

Vinnie: No, you can't make me do it!

Bloke: Eat it, eat it, eat it! TJ squeaks and bites him. He drops Vinnie and they make a run for it

Vinnie: that was to close…

TJ: How are we ever going to find the Fallen?

Vinnie: readies his bow I will use my magical "find stuff" arrow! He shoots it and it zooms to the "vegi-might bloke" Oh no, not him!

Bloke: Super Vegi-might attack! Flings the vegi-might paste at them

TJ: We are doomed!! It hits TJ

Vinnie: Nooooo!

Brazil

Laurie and Lizzie are flying around looking for the fallen

Laurie: Do you even remember what they looked like?

Lizzie: Unfortunately no…

Laurie: Kicks a stick on the ground and causes it to catch fire

Lizzie: That's it!

Laurie: What?

Lizzie: turns into "dragon-Lizzie" and flies up and blows fire into the air Now, everyone for miles around will come over here to see where the fire came from!

Guy: Looking for me? A pale-faced guy steps out from behind a tree Go ahead try and take the soul.

Laurie: Tries to make his hair catch fire but fails

Guy: I have an impenetrable shield. You can't touch me…

Alaska

Drake: Stares at the vast nothingness No one is here for miles…

Voice: Oh, I wouldn't be so sure of that…

Drake: His death senses go wild and he realizes that he is being attacked by something dead. The dead creature obviously doesn't know Drake is a necromancer You are so picking a fight with the wrong guy… he closes his eyes and enters death Would you like me to fling you past the final gate into true death? smiles unfortunately

Dead Fallen: You can't harm me, my master's strength guards me. Suddenly many dead come at him

Drake: This could take a while…

Point of No Return aka London

Shadow: This is it… they walk into a large cemetery

Aku: Somewhere off to the right- sitting in a Moslem

Katie: My business is there…

Shadow: And we must take on the Silence… Crone and his lackeys are off to the left

Katie: Good luck and god be with you…

Eevin: Keep a tight hold on that soul, ok?

[I didn't like how in the original they just parted ways without saying anything so I added this little line to make it more interesting. This is my first Editor's addition! Chibi-chan

Before they part Eevin takes Katie off to the side and embraces her for a brief moment because neither of them know whether or not they'll see each other again.

Eevin: Good luck Katie, I believe in you. He catches her eyes and briefly kisses her on the cheek before she walks away. Eevin watches her go sighing deeply before turning and walking away

Act Three: Of loss and holy sacrifice

Shadow: Is walking towards Crone when his shadow pendent goes wild

Laurel: What's the problem?

Shadow: It must be trying to tell me something… The pendant points to a sword being used as a headstone. It is old and crumbling but when Shadow picks it up it becomes a fabulous weapon This must be the dark sword which wields light.

Laurel: Everything is in place…

Damian: Now we must face Crone… They are now standing in front of Crone

Crone: I know you'd come and we're ready. Telekinetically strangles him

Damian: Puts a mental shield around shadow Hey, Crone a test of your medicine!

Eevin: Telekinetically chokes Crone Feels great, don't it?

Brock: Is in a heated battle with Laurel- this sword arms VS. her sword Not bad…you won't be able to keep that pace up for long though.

Laurel: laughs I can and I will!

Demon: Jumps over and swings his sword at her

Laurel: Hey, no double-teaming! That isn't proper swordsmanship!

Demon: Well, I don't get paid to play fair.

Damian: Dodging Crone's attacks How is he doing so well! It's 3 to one and he's still winning

Eevin: He has the power of Hell on his side now…The only way we can win is by working together…

Laurel: Has a brilliant idea and she runs around in circles. Soon Brock and Demon become so dizzy and confused that they run into each other and fall over. Laurel takes this opportunity to tie them up and returns to the others

A psychic battle rages on…

Shadow: I have an idea…If you guys can find a way to hold him I can banish him with the power of my sword.

Damian: We hold and you punch, got it?

Crone: Give it your best shot!

Damian: To Shadow, whispers I've got to tell you the truth, even though you bug me your not that bad. For my sister's sake I hope you live through this… A blue light flies out of Damian and into the sword. The word "honesty" flashes across it

Shadow: His dark sword starts to glow, slightly

Laurel: I believe in you…. A white light flies out of her and into the sword. The word "light" flashes across the blade, which glows brighter

Shadow: Amazing… I can feel the power of Anwar and Maarten in my sword.

Eevin/Damian: Telekinetically bind Crone to a head stone

Shadow: Holds the sword into the air

A shrill terrified scream of a girl echoes in the distance. The rain pours harder and the sky blackens, the moon shines red.

Eevin: Katie! To shadow I'm sorry shadow, but…

Shadow: Go do what you have to do, Crone's banishment can wait.

Eevin: nods and runs in the direction of the scream

Aku: Sees Katie walking to him, eyes glimmering with a mix of courage and fear That's right…come to me. Come to me, my little puzzle piece…

Katie: Go back to hell, Aku. Your plan is failing. The Mystics are stealing back the souls as we speak.

Aku: Foolish little girl. Grins his demonic ear-to-ear smile Your friends are the ones failing. Nothing can beat the power of hell. Points to the sky the moon has nearly risen. Your soul will be mine. Laughs wickedly

Katie: That is where you're wrong. Holds up a black crystal

Aku: In a rage How did you take it out?

Katie: You see smiles I read this little letter from myself. It told me simply to drink heaven's rain. So I did and the crystal was purged from me. You can't have my soul or Eevin's he to has been cleansed of your evil. smiles Your plan is incomplete with out a mystic soul placed at the point of no return, Hell can not be lifted.

Aku: smiles I'll just get your soul the old fashioned way. A black book appears and a red pen Sign it!

Katie: Never!

Aku: I wasn't talking to you!

Brock: With Demon tied to him he signs the book. The moon is completely up and it turns red and the sky darkens even more All six souls have been given to hell, the process has begun The secret force is zapped to the cemetery and Katie screams in terror as the ground splits open and Eevin suddenly appears to catch Katie from falling in

Lizzie: Oh my!

Vinnie: We failed….

Voice: You haven't failed yet. white flowers pop out of the ground Heaven has her defenses! The voice is coming from the flowers My prayers are with you!

Eevin: Eeva! Is that you? Fire spits out of the cracks in the ground

Eeva: Yes, I kneel by the flower of our garden, but I am only there in spirit. You have my prayers.

The secret force now being drenched in rain and being surrounded by the fire, fine broken ground, and turbulent winds watch the transformation in terror.

Katie: drops to her knees There is power when I'm on my knees, Aku!! Picks a flower then folds her hands in prayer then stands up

Eevin: worried What are you trying to do?

Aku: I think I'll kill you just for fun.

Eevin: No you won't!

Katie: Eevin, sometimes a sacrifice---- cut off

Eevin: If we pull together than there is no sacrifice---

Katie: places a finger over is mouth to quiet him Shh… Aku! There is one thing more powerful then sin—((A holy sacrifice))

Aku: Creates a blazing ball of fire that is going to hit Katie

Eevin: Before Katie can say anything he leaps in front of her. There is an explosion accompanied by a brilliant flash of light

The light starts to flicker away and the rain glows. Aku is sucked through the cracks in the Earth. The cracks seal and the souls return to their respective bodies. Smoke flutters through the air and Katie can be seen covered in cuts. Eevin is lying on the ground.

Katie: In denial of the situation Hey silly, we had a deal to live remember?

Eevin: It's only a deal if you shake on it. coughs up blood

Katie: Hold onto life Eevin!

Eevin: Find Eeva for me.

Katie: Don't talk like that.

Eevin: Hand her a locket Remember me… Dies

Katie: No!!! She falls to the ground weeping as she holds on to his body tightly. A light escapes his body and goes into the sword and the word "loyalty" flashes across the blade

Shadow: uses his sword to banish Crone back to where he came from

Drake: I could bring him back.

Flora: No Drake, Everything has a time to die.

Flora and Drake walk over to Katie and burst into tears

Flora/Drake: I want my daddy back! Everyone looks at her in shock as Eevin's body disappears and a star like ball of light goes into the locket

Katie: puts on the locket and hugs Flora

Vinnie: I hate to interrupt your grieving, but if Eevin was their Father then Flora and Drake should be Poof!, but they're still here.

Katie: That means Eevin isn't dead! Wipes off her tears

Laurel: Then what or where is he? END OF SEASON 1!!!