I don't own Digimon. If you're reading this you probably don't own Digimon either. So there.

P.S. : If you *do* own Digimon, email me your contact number. I have something to… talk to you about, concerning Movies, Takari, and Crossovers…*evil grin*

Ryo = My own, made up char. Not related to Tamer Ryou Akiyama. Repeat: NO RELATION

Izumi = Hey, would you rather have let me stuck in Ruki or Jeri?

Ages:

Tai, Sora, Matt, Mimi, Izzy: 18

Joe: 19

TK, Kari, Ryo, Izumi, Davis, Ken: 14

~~~~~~~The Fic~~~~~~

What Digimon 02 SHOULD be like

Insert Digimon 02 opening theme

Episode 1: "Genesis of the Digiteam"

"It's been, what, six years since Apocalymon?" He asked. She nodded.

"Can't believe it has been that long since we fought…"

"Well, at least finally we live next to each other."

"We live opposite actually…there's a new girl moving in next to my house today, wanna go pay her a visit?"

"Sure. Is she taking D-"

"Hey KARI! KARIkarikarikarikarikari!"

"…Davis' place. God today is so not my lucky day…" TK rolled his eyes and looked at the sky with sadness. Kari giggled.

"Tell me about it. I'm the one getting stalked…" She rolled her eyes at Davis, and saw Ken running after the soccer player.

"KARI! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY GIRL TA?!" Davis ran up to TK and Kari, with Ken behind him, panting slightly. "KARI! DID HE HURT YOU?"

"Davis *pant* woke up extra *pant* early, to stal-I mean uh go to school with you. He saw you walking out, but he lost time while looking for his socks…." Ken panted, rolling his eyes at Davis.

"TK. TK!" Kari hissed silently to TK. TK nodded at her.

"RUN!" TK and Kari ran off, with Ken holding Davis back. "Thanks a lot Ken!"

"Davis, calm down, I'm sure Kari would like some time alone." Ken stated, trying to calm his hotheaded friend down.

"She won't spend it with TK! She's my girl!" Davis broke free of Ken's grip and ran after the duo.

Ken looked at the sky and sighed. "Why me, lord?" He stared for a moment longer, then ran after Davis like a madman, since Davis *was* already running like a madman.

1 Later in school…

"We…got…rid…of…him…" TK gasped. Kari nodded, out of breath. "Works almost…every time."

Kari looked at her watch and nearly fainted. "Let's go TK! Don't want to be late for the first day of school!" Kari took out her schedule, and TK took out his. They compared, and amazingly enough all of their classes were the same.

"Let's go Kari!" TK smiled at Kari, taking her hand, and together they moved towards their first class.

2 A few seconds ago, outside school…

Ken looked at his watch. He looked back in front of him and considered the time. Then he looked back at his watch and did a double take. Twice. All this happened in a manner of seconds. Then suddenly…

"SHIT! I'm gonna be late for school! Not today, not today!" Ken sped off towards school. He passed Davis in a blur, and burst through the door of his class.

The teacher looked at him, as did most of the girls in the class, at his sweat-soaked shirt (or rather his muscular body beneath). The girls swooned, and the teacher stared for a while, before clearing her throat. "Ken, come to see me after school today for detention. You're late and you disrupted the class…"

Ken groaned and sat down in an empty seat. Suddenly all the girls seemed to be ogling at him, while the boys were stretching their hands, getting ready to fight. "Today is not my day…"

Davis slammed into the door, not wanting to be late. Amazingly enough his skull was thick enough to bash the door down. Unfortunately he knocked the door down. Literally. The teacher gave him detention as well.

3 Later, a while before dismissal, somewhere else, in some school for 18- year-olds…

"Hmm…my computer has almost finished decoding the symbols."

"What symbols?"

"Those symbols from Andromon's city. You know, the big power plant."

"Oh uh, yeah heheh…"

"I'm almost finished with the decoding- hey, what's this?"

"You tell me, it's your computer…"

The digi-port-thingy has opened on Izzy's computer. It shows the gate to the digital world.

"Tai. Do you realise what this means?"

"Your computer got the Melissa virus?"

Izzy barked out a harsh laugh. "We can go to the digital world! See our Digimon?"

"Oh yeah, cool! Let's get all the digidestined and go after school!"

"Ok then. Let's go to TK and Kari's school then. Surprise em."

"Right. I'm going to call 'em now!"

4 Later, after school, in the computer room…

TK had gotten an urgent call from Tai asking him to be in the computer room after school. Kari had also gotten an identical call.

"Hmm, wonder what Tai called us for."

"May be for some digidestined meeting or something…"

Just then, the rest of the digidestined burst through the doors. Cries of "Mimi!" "Matt!" "TK!" "Kari!" "You two are back from America!" "YEAH! ISN'T IT COOL!" were heard. Tai cleared his throat.

"We have a job to do. Who wants lunch?" Everyone fell over, anime style. "Ok ok, fine. Let's go to the digital world!"

Izzy: Um Tai, we have a problem. The gate closed on us…

"WHAT? GIMME THAT!" Tai grabbed Izzy's computer. "Maybe a kick-start will work!" Tai flipped the computer through the air, then kicked the laptop straight at the wall.

Izzy: TAICHI KAMIYA! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Izzy ran to his laptop and picked it up. "Hey it's not scratched at all. And look! The gate's working!"

"Told ya it would work. Digidestined, let's move!"

The digidestined held up their white digivices and pointed at the screen. Immediately they were sucked in.

3 seconds later in the digital world…

Agumon had been sleeping in the sun when suddenly a tall figure blocked out the sun. It looked like it had large brown spikes on his head.

"Ah! Pepper breath!" Agumon jumped up and shot the figure. It rolled to the side and dodged it.

"Agumon. You've gotten faster!" Agumon jumped into the waiting arms of the figure. "TAI!"

Similar things were happening to the rest of the digidestined, who had all discovered their rookie Digimon (excluding Kari and Gatomon, of course). Suddenly, there was a loud rumbling noise from the north…

"Triceramon! Everyone move it!" Izzy yelled. Everyone complied happily. They ran out of the rampaging herd's way, but three Triceramon turned back at them and snarled ferociously.

"Agumon, digivolve!" Tai pointed his Digivice at the sky. "Agumon, warp digivolve now!"

There was a slight pause from everyone as they waited for something to happen. Nothing did. "Agumon! Warp Digivolve now! Digivolve!" Tai looked around expectantly, put his Digivice back in his pocket and laughed nervously. "Well, that didn't work out, so I guess we'll have to RUN!"

Everyone ran. Including the Triceramon. The digidestined were fleeing from three Digimon, which would have fallen in one blast if one of them had warp- digivolved.

"Tai! Lead the rest to the temple!"

"Temple?"

"Come on, I'll show you! It's said only the digidestined and their Digimon can get in!"

"Lead the way!" Everyone turned and ran into the temple, while the Triceramon roared and tried to attack. They couldn't get into the temple, it had some sort of force shield which absorbed their attacks. They snorted and retreated, getting ready to give anyone who came out a piece of their mind, specifically, their horns. (ever heard the saying bone-head?)

5 In the temple, before an altar shrouded by flowing shadow and light…

"Hey where are we?" Matt said, in between panting and looking over at Gabumon to see him panting.

"We're in a temple…hey the symbols here match the symbols on the power plant! I've got them translated!" Izzy exclaimed. "Prodigious!"

"What do they say?" Sora asked, indicating for the rest to crowd around Izzy. TK and Kari stood next to each other. (Coincidence? I think not…)

"Well, I've only translated the first part, but this is roughly it. It's a prophecy which doesn't rhyme.

6 The Flame of Courage, the Friendship of Iron,

The Sky of Love, the Sincerity of Gaia,

The Blitz of Knowledge, the Reliability of Marine,

The Lady of Light, the Hope of Light,

The, Warrior of Kindness, the Miracles of Power

The Zephyr of Empathy, the Destiny of Battle,

These were-warriors, great they be

Digital Eggs they require

For their power to be unleashed,

For the dark tower to be destroyed,

Yell out "Digi-armour Energize!"

And well, that's all I could translate."

Mimi took TK and Kari aside from the others. "You understand what that meant?"

Kari and TK shook their heads. "I head something about Lady of Light before I got lost…"

Mimi smiled at Kari. "You, my dear, are the Lady of Light. Did you catch what was after that?"

"The Hope of Light I think…" TK replied unconsciously. Mimi grinned.

"So cute! The Hope of Light, the Lady of Light! Kawaii!" Mimi gushed, before rushing over to Sora like a ditzy bimbo (which she wasn't.)

TK and Kari exchanged looks, and shrugged. Suddenly they noticed an altar standing there right before them that no one else had seen even though it was placed in a strategic location. "Hey guys, come and look at this!"

Everyone came over and peered. "Hey look, two digi-eggs!"

"Hey, isn't that egg cool? It's all a flaming fire design! And look! A nice sun, too!" Tai said, indicating the Digi-egg with the Crest of Courage on it."

"No that isn't cool, it's hot. This is cool, look, a metallic-blue frost- lightning design. And the Crest of Friendship too! I'm beginning to think that sun is the Crest of Courage."

"No-way! So, like, this egg is mine?"

Tai grabbed the egg and lifted it. A bright glow came from it as it left the pedestal, but disappeared soon after. Matt lifted his egg too.

"Hey, there is a chance that these are the Digital-eggs the prophecy mentioned. Try it out." Izzy was about to say prodigious, but the Triceramon outside had gotten smart and were now throwing boulders at the temple, which wasn't deflected by the force field.

"Matt, Gabumon, Agumon, I think it's time we tested these new babies out and fought back."

"You're right!"

"DIGI-ARMOUR, ENERGIZE!" Tai and Matt yelled in unison, while standing beside the door of the temple.

"Agumon, Courage Armour Digivolve!" Agumon was surrounded by fire, as the images of Greymon, MetalGreymon and WarGreymon appeared on the black background used in the armour-digivolve scene. He grew tall, about Tai's height, and then got armour all over him, with red/yellow flames on it. "Flame Greymon!"

"Gabumon, Friendship Armour Digivolve!" Gabumon was surrounded by spiralling frost-lightning energy, as the images of Garurumon, WereGarurumon and MetalGarurumon appeared on the black background used in the armour-digivolve scene. He grew tall, about Tai's height, then got techno-metallic armour all over him, with blue ice/lightning/energy markings on it, and specially designed iron brass-knuckles (kind of metal punching thingy for knuckles). "Iron Garurumon!"

"Whoa!" "Cool!"

"Let's kick butt!" Flame Greymon and Iron Garurumon through the temple door (an opening actually) and both jump-kicked at the same Triceramon, who was sent flying through the forest behind it. Flame Greymon and Iron Garurumon turned to face one Triceramon each, which was charging at them madly. They both (being extremely humanoid a la Flamedramon) grabbed the Triceramon and threw them up into the air, where they fell down toward the two Armour Digimon, which dodged to the side to shoot their attacks.

"Flame Nova!" Flame Greymon shot out a ball of fire at the Triceramon, which exploded on impact creating a mild Greymon Nova Blast.

"Metal Wolf Frost!" Two hatches opened on Iron Garurumon's shoulder-armour, which revealed two small gatling-blasters. They shot a stream of energy at the other Triceramon. Both Triceramon now fell down in a heap together panting and slobbering like Madmon.

"Blaze Strike!" Flames burst all around Flame Greymon, making him look like a figure made out of fire. He charged at them in a blaze of fire, then shouldered both of them into the air.

"My turn. Howling Frost!" Iron Garurumon flipped around and landed on his toes, then jumped at the two Triceramon. He collected blue energy in his hands (a la Street Fighters), then launched it at the two. The ball of energy knocked them far away, never to be mentioned in a fanfic again…

Iron Garurumon landed next to the panting Flame Greymon, and both returned to their rookie forms. They rushed at Tai and Matt, who were absolutely stunned.

"Man, from the look on their faces you'd think they just heard that TK and Kari were married and they were about to be brothers." Mimi said to Sora sarcastically, while TK and Kari blushed. Izzy was now typing on his computer extremely quickly, Joe laughed, and, well, Tai and Matt snapped out of their trance. "WHAT? TK/KARI IS DATING KARI/TK? NO WAY!"

"Darn, and I'd just asked her out…" TK joked. Kari giggled, but Matt and Tai looked like they were going to rip TK from head to toe, inside out. "Matt, I think it's time they armoured again…"

"Never mind, we'd enjoy ripping him apart more…"

(The episode ends with TK being chased by Tai and Matt all over the temple and around the rest of the digidestined, who are laughing/giggling.)

Some shady place…

"Strike. Are these what I think these are?" He studied the four structures carefully

"Yep."

"Hmm. Are there others like these?"

"Sure. I brought you here because this one is mine." 'Strike' said to the figure, which grinned at Strike.

"I'm waiting for you," The mysterious shadowy figure whispered softly.

*End of Episode 1, Genesis of Digiteam*

(Episode 2 preview)

Announcer: Somehow, the digidestined can't make their Digimon digivolve, but with the digi-eggs, they can digivolve to armour stage. Now they need to get back to the terminal to return to the real world.

*Scene changes to big herd of dinosaur Digimon stampeding through the forest at the digidestined*

Announcer: Will Flame Greymon and Iron Garurumon be enough to stand up to this mad onslaught of Digimon?

*Scene changes to Sora and Mimi picking up Digi-eggs, but fuzzed so you can only see their faces*

Announcer: And will the Sky of Love and the Sincerity of Gaia be of aid?

*Scene changes to mysterious female figure with floating fairy-Digimon*

Announcer: And who is this mysterious person? Is she related to Strike and his buddy?

Announcer: Find out in the next exciting episode of Digimon Adventures 02 Alternate, Exodus. Exile. Escape

End of Fic…Episode 1, anyways



Yep, it's me, author id 186076, here to bring you another Digimon rip- off/re-write. So, what do you think about the semi-script semi-story descriptive version of an ideal Digimon Adventures 02 Episode 1? Like it? Review. Hate it? Flame davidgan@hotmail.com with hate mail. Naw, just kidding. (Not!)

Ok. Episode 2 and 3 are definitely coming out in this first 3-episode bundle, like those OVA VCD's. If ya really liked it, show your appreciation by reviewing. If I get 10 reviews, the second bundle three episodes will follow, and I assure you, if you liked this you're going to have to read the whole series. Sorry Cody and Yolei fans, they've been relocated but will make appearances later on, as dare-devil adventurers. Yolei does fall in love with Ken, and Cody's been aged 3 years to catch up with the others. He will look good.

In any case this will be a Taiora, Mimato and Takari. Sorry if ya don't like 'em, but I do. I'm sure we can settle everything diplomatically… *finger hovers undecidedly over button marked 'Release the 12 Armour Digimon' and 'Release Jun'*

Out-takes below, just for fun. See ya in Episodes 2 and 3, 'Exodus. Exile. Escape.' and also 'A Digi-team complete!'



Out-takes

Pizza delivery guy: "Did anyone order take-out?"

Digidestined Digimon: "Grr…we hate takeout!" *attacks*

Tai: Who needs Take-out, when you can have the out-takes? Out-takes from every anime you've ever watched, like…

Tai: Evangelion…

Asuka, Shinji and Rei walking down the path naked for the special synchronisation test without their plug suits. Asuka realises something wrong…

"Hey, where's the laser walls?" *Sees Shinji drooling at her* "PERVERT!"

"OW! Anyways I wasn't looking at you, I was looking at Rei!"

"Shinji. Let's. Make. Out. Right. Now." Rei said, before breaking out in giggles into the real-life actress which plays her. "Sorry, sorry."

Director: "Uh huh. Whatever." *still staring at the two, drooling*

Asuka: *looks at all the male crew members (meaning everybody) ogling and drooling at her* PERVERTS!

Tai: Pokèmon!