A/N My very first fanfic and if it is bad I'm sorry. I'm hoping to improve on my writing skills.

Disclaimer: Hmmm… let's see… let me think… just a moment… Oh, my I'm not Masashi Kishimoto's Kage Bunshin. In other words I do not own Naruto, Masashi Kishimoto does.

Cookout Akatsuki Style

At the hideout

"Welcome members to the first annual Akatsuki cookout!" declared Nagato, "follow me!"
A large door comes into view as Nagato opens it and leads his members into a huge room.
"Stay, talk, have some fun while I get Tobi to start the grill." said Nagato, "Tobi start the grill and remember no fish!"
"Fine!" yells Tobi.
Thunk,Thunk,Thunk goes the coils and fuuuushh goes the flames as the grill got started. Tobi sits there and waits for the grill to heat
up. As he waits he contemplates a plan, then it happens.
"I NEED MY FISH!" he yells as he runs off.
A min. later a door slams open. Tobi comes in holding Kisame (who is trying to get free and who is covered in sauce) in the air.
"TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!" Tobi yells and he puts Kisame down onto the grill.
Sizzzzzzzle as Kisame's body hits the grill surface.
"Mmmmmm, What smells good?" wonders Kisame as the aura of fish fills the room.

In the meantime

"WE WANT OUR FOOD!" yells Nagato, Deidara, Sasori, and all the other members.
Later they all sit down and finally get their food. But two members were missing.
"It was not my fault!" pleads Tobi as he runs for his life with Kisame close behind him slashing his blade.
"Maybe we should not have next year's cookout." Tobi thought.

1 day after the cookout incident

"Master! Master!" Naruto called out.
It was a clear and sunny day as Naruto and Jiraiya walked through the forest. They were on their way to a village just a couple miles ahead
for one of Jiraiya's "research projects".
"When are you going to teach me more jutsu that are super strong?" asked Naruto.
"When we get to our destination maybe." said Jiraiya.
Stepping out of the forest they happened to notice something strange. Something black and humanoid shape flashed across their path and then
disappeared into the bushes.
"Hmmmm, now what could that have been?" thought Jiraiya as he and Naruto continued on their way.

Tak, Tak, Tak, Tobi could hear that Kisame was sill chasing after him. He had been running from Kisame for about a day now and a couple of min.
ago he almost ran into two travelers.
"Man, he takes my jokes way too personal." thought Tobi as he scrambled under a bush to hide.
Kisame stopped, looked around and noticed a funny looking bush in front of a huge old tree.
"Ha,Ha, I found you, now you are going to get it."
Kisame stepped right up to the bush and from Tobi's view all that he could see was Kisame's feet.
"Uh-oh" thought Tobi, "I'm toast."
Kisame took his blade and slashed it down onto the bush but to his surprise he missed. Unfortunately to Tobi's surprise he found out that he had gotten stuck
in a hole in the old tree trunk trying to flee from the blade.
"Busted!" yelled Kisame as he slashed through the trunk just above and below were Tobi was stuck.
The tree slammed to the earth with a deafening sound that shook the ground. Kisame picked up the trunk that had Tobi still stuck in it and started carrying it
back to the hideout.
"I'll get you for this." said Tobi angrily.
"Sure you will." growled back Kisame.

A/N Once again I'm hoping to improve my writing skills, so if you notice anything that I need to improve on don't be afraid to tell me. Please Review!