Quinn: "YO my nigga Sam watchu doin after school today?"
Sam:"I be smokin some pot wit my surf-HOLY MOTHER OF SHIT NIGGA Y DA TEACHA DISAPPEAR?!"
whole class: WOOO TEACHA BE GONE TIME TO LEAVE AND BREAK INTO DA CANDY MACHINES!
*meanwhile at Coates Academy*
Caine: "NO ADULTS TIME FO ME TO RULE DIS SHIT"
Diana: "Caine... I don't think thats the best ide-"
Caine:"BITCH I DON'T TAKE NO ORDAS FROM A WOMEN I BE A MAN!"
*meanwhile at a car wreck, Lana emerges from the wreckage*
Lana: "AHHHH MA BONES DON'T SUPPOSED TO BEND DAT WAY!"
Patrick:"WOOF WOOF" "NIGGA STFU DON'T U SEE I BE BLEDIN"
*back at the school*
Sam:"YOOO ASTRID THA GENIUS WHAT BE UP MA NIGGA!"
Atrid:"Ma brother be missin lets look for dat little nigga"
Sam:"Aighttt"
*at the power plant*
L.P. "NESTORRRRR"
*With Sam, Astrid, and Quinn*
Sam: "Nigga we be searchin fo hours where be yo bro"
Astrid: "Bitch stfu"
Edilio: *seductive face* " Yooo i can drive yo smelly ass and help yo find yo bro"
Astrid: "aightt bro"
*Back at Coates Academy*
Caine: "BITCHES ITS TIME FOR US TO INVADE PERDILDO BEACH"
Coates Academy students: "YAYYYY"
*Back at the car wreck*
Lana: "NOOO LION NO EATIN MA CHILLUN PATRICK"
Patrick: WOOOF WOOOF BARK 'bitch i be bleeden, move yo ass and save me'
Lana: *puts hand on Patricks neck* WOOO I HEAL THINGS
*At the power plant*
Astrid: "Yo L.P. get yo smelly 4 year old butt ova here"
L.P.: "hungry in da dark hungry in da dark"
*heads back to Perdildo beach*
*At Perdildo Beach*
Caine: "Aightt niggas, i'm here to be yo new mayor and to fuck shit up"
random person: "Sam is our leader EVEN THO HE DOES SHIT FO OUR TOWN"
Sam: "WASSUP MA BROTHA, I SEE YO HEAR TO FUCK SHIT UP BUT JUST TO LET U KNOW I BE HERE TO FUCK SHIT UP SO GET YO OWN TOWN TO FUCK SHIT UP IN"
Drake: "nobody move the king of dick heads is here"
Sam: *Puts out arms* IMMA FIRIN MA LASAAA
Drake: "AHHH MA ARM"
*Lana magically healed herself and is at Hermit Jims shack*
Lana: LETS GO ON AN ADVENTURE!
Patrick: BARK BARK
Pack Leader: GO INTO DA CAVE OF DARKNESS
Lana: *goes in* AHHH IT BE IN MA BRAIN
*Caine, Drake, and Diana left Perdildo beach to go fix Drakes arm somewhere*
Drake: My niggas we are in a desert and my arm is a stump, how am i supposed to fuck shit up now
Lana: WOOO GO INTO DAT CAVE IT WILL HELP U
Drake: Seems legit... *goes into cave* WOOO I GOT A FUCKING TENTACLE ARM
Caine: lets go back and fuck shit up
*At Perdildo Beach*
Drake: ALRIGHT NIGGAS TASTE THE FURY OF MA TENTACLE
Sam: YO NIGGA U NEED TO TAKE A CHILL PILL AND GET DA FUCK OUT
Caine: YO SAM IT BE OUR BIRTHDAYS TODAY
Astrid: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MA NIGGA
L.P.: NESTORRRR
*Sam sees his mom*
Sam: bitch yo a lyin ass whore i aint goin back to you
*Caine appears*
Caine: Bitch yo a whore Y U NO KEEP ME AND GIVE UP SAM?! IM OBVIOUSLY THE HOTTER ONE AND NOT A LAZY NIGGA LIKE DAT NIGGA
*Mom disappears*
Albert: NIGGA I COOKED US A FEAST LETS EAT BECAUSE YA KNOW WE DONT NEED TO SAVE OUA FOOD DOR WHEN WE BE STARVIN IN A FEW WEEKS
Everyone eats happily. The end